"Same as before, sir," replied the sergeant. "Shindy in Number Three.
"Tain"t no manner o" use shiftin" "is room. He"d purwurt a Sunday School."
Solid truth in every word! Yet the light blue eyes which met mine had a twinkle in them that softened my heart.
"If you are such a cursed fool," I said, as sternly as I could, "you"ll come to grief."
His face took on sublime innocence. "Beg pardin, sir; but it ralely ain"t fair w"en a party is trying to do "is dooty to "is parsters an"
marsters. Them young chaps was makin" fun hover your monkey usin" the major"s py-jammas has a slopper; an" I only tole "m it was kind o"
disrespekful like, as she meant it hall in k"yindness, an" bid "m hold their jaw. That"s how the tin dishes got hinjured, for," he added, with great dignity, "I won"t "ave no slanderin" o" dumb animals as can"t speak up for thesselves."
A gleam of hope shot through me. "You"re fond of animals, are you?" I asked.
For once candid confidence came to him. "Well! I don" know, sir," he replied, "but "twas the loss o" a dorg as fust set me wrong." He gave a glance towards the sergeant, who was discreetly retiring, and then went on. "I was but a young chap, just gone twenty, and the dorg was a bull tarrier, sir, as good as they make "m. S"yme n"yme as your monkey, sir--Jennie. We was chums. Then I got a gel, one o" the yaller-haired kind, sir, an" I was a fool about her, as young chaps is apt ter be.
Well, sir, I "adn"t bin just steddy--no real "arm, you know, but sort o" light like. But I settles down an" begins ter screw against gettin"
married. The yaller-haired gel was livin" with me, sir, so as to save time like, but we was sure to get married in church an" go hoff emigrating so soon as I"d got the "oof. An" Jennie was to go, too, for she an" me was chums. Well, sir, there was a big, black chap, coster he was, I licked him more nor once for "angin" round; but there! females are built that way. So it "appened when I come "ome one hevening that I found "er gone, an" the "oof too. An" Jennie----" he drew his hand slowly over his mouth--"Jennie had died game, sir. She "ad a bit of the big black brute"s corduroys betwixt "er teeth, but "e"d bashed "er "ead open with "is boot."
There was silence. Then he went on with a reckless laugh, ""Tweren"t the gel, sir; there"s plenty o" them ter be got, yaller hair an" all.
But Jennie an" me had been chums."
Five minutes later the monkey had changed masters. To oblige me and save Jennie from being shot Dy"sy Bell had promised to take care of her.
"I"u"d rather "ave no money, sir," he said, when he appeared to fetch her away and I offered him something towards her keep, ""twould only go to the canteen, and if I get into trouble, oo"d look after "er?"
""Er," I may mention, had just bitten his finger through to the bone, an action which he dismissed with the remark that "females was built that way."
Three days later, as I rode past Number Three barrack, I saw Jennie cracking nuts on a brand-new perch. Dy"sy, it now appeared, was quite a smart carpenter, and had made it himself in the workshop. Three days after that again, the perch was embellished by a bra.s.s chain, and Dy"sy admitted shamefacedly that he had once been in a foundry. So time pa.s.sed on, until it occurred to me that Dy"sy had ceased to come into prominence before me as company officer, and I questioned the sergeant concerning him.
The official did not move a muscle. "Number Three"s has quiet has a orphin asylum now, sir. As I lies in my bunk I don"t "ear no whisper.
But it was Bedlam broke loose the fust night after Jennie come, sir. I lay low, seeing as there never was no use in tryin" to get at the bottom o" that sort o" row in the dark, sir. An" next morning "arf the room complained of "avin" a hunbaptised brute put to bed with "em. The monkey slep" with Dy"sy, sir, so I spoke to "im, an" told "im I c"u"dn"t "ave no more complaints, an" he replied, quite civil-like, as there sh"u"dn"t be none. An" there wasn"t; but "arf the men "ad black eyes that week, sir, though "ow they came by "m they didn"t say."
I did not enquire. It was sufficient for me that Number Three barrack was rapidly becoming regenerate. As I pa.s.sed one day I heard a voice say, "Now, boys! I won"t "ave no cuss words; they ain"t fit for a lydy to hear."
"You don"t go so often to the canteen as you used to, Bell," I said to him one day when I found him sitting alone in the verandah nursing Jennie, who jibbered at me.
"Ain"t got the money, sir," he replied cheerfully. "_Neringis_ and sich--like is a horful price in this Gordforsaken spot, an" Jennie"s been a bit ailin"; won"t eat nothing else."
"Well, you"ll be getting your stripes soon, I expect, if you go on as you are doing," I remarked.
He flushed up. "I "opes so, sir," he said modestly. "Jennie "u"d set store by a striped sleeve, females being built that way."
My prophecy proved correct. Dy"sy was made a corporal, and before long, in the Border campaign which the cold weather brought us, found himself a sergeant, and so eventually in charge of a telegraph station on the top of one of the pa.s.ses to our rear.
It was an important post to keep open, since on the integrity of the wire through a mile or so of singularly difficult country hung the certainty of speedy relief, should any kind of disaster overtake our little force, which was intimidating the tribes in the valleys beyond.
And disaster did overtake it, chiefly by reason of a terrific snowstorm which swept over it early in February--a snowstorm which paralysed progress, and made all thoughts turn to the probability of that mile of telegraph wire remaining intact.
No supplies could, of course, be sent up, so the men in the station must either starve or return, if, indeed, they had not been overwhelmed already. The latter seemed the most likely, since, though the through wire remained open, not a signal came from the station.
"An avalanche most likely," said the Adjutant. "The station was built, I always said, in the wrong place. What luck the wire isn"t damaged as yet. It won"t be long before it is, I"m afraid."
It was, however, still going strong when four men, one badly frost-bitten, made their way into camp. They had started five, they said, by Sergeant Bell"s orders, after they had with difficulty extricated themselves from the ruins of the house, which had been completely smashed up by a tremendous avalanche. It was impossible, Dy"sy had said, to keep the post and six men also, so he had given them what supplies he could spare--the store was luckily uninjured--and bidden them take their best chance of safety at once.
As for his, it seemed but slender, as I felt when, a fortnight later, we managed to cut our way through the drifts that lay round the hollow where the station had stood. Across this hollow the through wire still stretched, and quite recently someone had evidently been at work upon it, for tools lay on fresh frosted snow. But all was still as the dead, quiet as the grave. We found Dy"sy lying on his face in the store many feet below the snow surface. The steps cut down to it were worn with the pa.s.sing of his feet, but he did not move when we bent over him; something, however, cuddled close in his arms, woke and jibbered at us angrily. It was Jennie, dressed for warmth in every rag of blanketing available. She was as fat as a pig, and the charcoal embers in the tin can hung round her neck were not yet quite cold. But Dy"sy was skin and bone; yet the Irish doctor, as he bent hastily to examine him, said, cheerfully: "Annyhow, his love for the baste may have saved his life; she"s kept his heart warm whatever."
And she had.
Six weeks afterwards I sat beside him in hospital. He showed thin and gaunt still in his grey flannel dressing-gown, and two fingers were missing on his left hand.
"Well!" I said, "so they"ve given you the D.S.M., and a special pension if you want to go."
He smiled brilliantly.
"Don"t want to, sir. Jennie she likes the H"army; females is built that way. And as for t"other, "twas really Jennie done it. I couldn"t take her through the snow--she"d "a" died for sure. An" I couldn"t leave her, so there wasn"t no choice."
A SONG WITHOUT WORDS
It was in the club that the telegram came, and as I sat watching my partner make pie of one of the best bridge hands ever ruined, I read it over once or twice, and, finally, when our adversaries had run out, handed it over to the culprit as a means of turning my wrath to another subject.
"Transferred!" he commented, calmly. "H"m! We shall have to get Beveridge to join our game instead!" (My self-pity flew for a moment to poor Beveridge, and I wondered what sort of a temper he had.) "Still, it isn"t a bad place, though rather out of the way. Splendid buck-shooting--only, of course, this isn"t the time. And a very decent house." Here he giggled. "Well, decent isn"t, perhaps, the word to use, is it? And, by Jove, I"m sorry for you. There will be a devil of a mess to set right, I expect; and, anyhow, it isn"t pleasant to step into another fellow"s shoes after that sort of thing."
I acquiesced. "That sort of thing" was, briefly, the suicide of a fellow civil servant, whom I had known vaguely as the most brilliant man in my year.
A tall, handsome, light-hearted fellow, full of life, full of everything, apparently, likely to make him go up; instead of which he had gone down steadily--so steadily that at last even a Government which prides itself on ignoring breaches of social law, had been driven into first banishing him to the charge of a solitary jungle district, where there was no world to be scandalised, and then with warning him that he must either pull up or send in his papers.
He chose the latter course decisively, sending in his checks to another tribunal.
"He wasn"t a bad sort when he first came out," continued my partner; "had, in fact, distinct glimmerings of sense, and to the last he wasn"t, so to speak, a bad officer. But the wine and the women--well, there you are--and--make the best of it."
This last might have been meant for the nice hand which he displayed.
We had cut for partners again, with the only result of shifting the deal. I took it that way, anyhow, and said no more.
There was, in fact, nothing to be said, so when I got home, I told the bearer of my transfer, and, sitting down, wrote an effusively-cheerful letter to my wife, who was in the hills with the babies, enlarging on the manifold advantages of my transfer, and making much of the fact that, though it brought no extra pay, it was, in a measure, promotion.
Then I smoked a pipe, feeling virtuous, for those two estimable creatures--my bearer and my wife--invariably do my duty for me. In fact, I am the happiest man in existence. I have told my wife so a hundred times, and she believes it firmly. The faculty, by the way, which good women have of believing things that ought to be true, is occasionally appalling, but is always immensely convenient to their husbands.
I always wrote her cheerful letters, and in return I used to get delightful daily budgets, giving me all the wonderful ways and works of the chicks, and imploring me to let her know regularly what the cook gave me for dinner, and if I ate it. Also if I were morally sure that the water was boiling for my tea every afternoon, as, if I was not, she would infallibly hand the babies over to hirelings, and come down to her ill-used hubby.
Such delightful, tender, womanly budgets were her replies that I swear and declare that, had I been asked to read them aloud, a lump in my throat would have interfered with my elocution.
Yet I swear and declare, also, that I would far rather the kettle were not boiling than that any one I cared for should fuss over it and a charcoal brazier on a hot verandah on a sweltering August day. But, then, as my wife is always telling me, I have no real sense of duty.
I wrote her, therefore, as cheerfully as I could, telling her, which was true, that solitude would be better than bad bridge. Also that it really was a move nearer to her, since, in case of emergency, I could cut across country by dhoolie to the foot of the hills. Finally, I enlarged on the fact that my successor would take over our house as it stood until her return, so that she need not fuss about moving anything, as I should do well in my new house, which was to remain as it was until my predecessor"s unfortunate affairs had gone through the Administrator-General"s office--a business, as a rule, of months.
I even mentioned the existence of a Bechstein grand piano, with a hint that if I could get rid of our cottage, I might buy it when the sale came on--an additional craftiness, since my wife loves to think I am allowed to have my own way in everything. It makes her more certain that we have won the Dunmow flitch of bacon--which we undoubtedly have.