And so he flung himself into the work. He went to his office every day, and he shut himself up in his own rooms in the evening. Mrs. Winnie was in despair because he would not come and learn bridge, and Mrs. Vivie Patton sought him in vain for a week-end party. He could not exactly say that while the others slept he was toiling upward in the night, for the others did not sleep in the night; but he could say that while they were feasting and dancing, he was delving into insurance law. Oliver argued in vain to make him realize that he could not live for ever upon one client; and that it was as important for a lawyer to be a social light as to win his first big case. Montague was so absorbed that he even failed to be thrilled when one morning he opened an invitation envelope, and read the fateful legend: "Mrs. Devon requests the honour of your company"--telling him that he had "pa.s.sed" on that critical examination morning, and that he was definitely and irrevocably in Society!
CHAPTER XII
Montague was now a capitalist, and therefore a keeper of the gates of opportunity. It seemed as though the seekers for admission must have had some occult way of finding it out; almost immediately they began to lay siege to him.
About a week after his cheque arrived, Major Thorne, whom he had met the first evening at the Loyal Legion, called him up and asked to see him; and he came to Montague"s room that evening, and after chatting awhile about old times, proceeded to unfold a business proposition. It seemed that the Major had a grandson, a young mechanical engineer, who had been labouring for a couple of years at a very important invention, a device for loading coal upon steamships and weighing it automatically in the process. It was a very complicated problem, needless to say, but it had been solved successfully, and patents had been applied for, and a working model constructed. But it had proved unexpectedly difficult to interest the officials of the great steamship companies in the device. There was no doubt about the practicability of the machine, or the economies it would effect; but the officials raised trivial objections, and caused delays, and offered prices that were ridiculously inadequate. So the young inventor had conceived the idea of organizing a company to manufacture the machines, and rent them upon a royalty. "I didn"t know whether you would have any money," said Major Thorne, "--but I thought you might be in touch with others who could be got to look into the matter. There is a fortune in it for those who take it up."
Montague was interested, and he looked over the plans and descriptions which his friend had brought, and said that he would see the working model, and talk the proposition over with others. And so the Major took his departure.
The first person Montague spoke to about it was Oliver, with whom he chanced to be lunching, at the latter"s club. This was the "All Night"
club, a meeting-place of fast young Society men and millionaire Bohemians, who made a practice of going to bed at daylight, and had taken for their motto the words of Tennyson--"For men may come and men may go, but I go on for ever." It was not a proper club for his brother to join, Oliver considered; Montague"s "game" was the heavy respectable, and the person to put him up was General Prentice. But he was permitted to lunch there with his brother to chaperon him--and also Reggie Mann, who happened in, fresh from talking over the itinerary of the foreign prince with Mrs. Ridgley-Clieveden, and bringing a diverting account of how Mrs. R.-C. had had a fisticuffs with her maid.
Montague mentioned the invention casually, and with no idea that his brother would have an opinion one way or the other. But Oliver had quite a vigorous opinion: "Good G.o.d, Allan, you aren"t going to let yourself be persuaded into a thing like that!"
"But what do you know about it?" asked the other. "It may be a tremendous thing."
"Of course!" cried Oliver. "But what can you tell about it? You"ll be like a child in other people"s hands, and they"ll be certain to rob you. And why in the world do you want to take risks when you don"t have to?"
"I have to put my money somewhere," said Montague.
"His first fee is burning a hole in his pocket!" put in Reggie Mann, with a chuckle. "Turn it over to me, Mr. Montague; and let me spend it in a gorgeous entertainment for Alice; and the prestige of it will bring you more cases than you can handle in a lifetime!"
"He had much better spend it all for soda water than buy a lot of coal chutes with it," said Oliver: "Wait awhile, and let me find you some place to put your money, and you"ll see that you don"t have to take any risks."
"I had no idea of taking it up until I"d made certain of it," replied the other. "And those whose judgment I took would, of course, go in also."
The younger man thought for a moment. "You are going to dine with Major Venable to-night, aren"t you?" he asked; and when the other answered in the affirmative, he continued, "Very well, then, ask him. The Major"s been a capitalist for forty years, and if you can get him to take it up, why, you"ll know you"re safe."
Major Venable had taken quite a fancy to Montague--perhaps the old gentleman liked to have somebody to gossip with, to whom all his anecdotes were new. He had seconded Montague"s name at the "Millionaires"," where he lived, and had asked him there to make the acquaintance of some of the other members. Before Montague parted with his brother, he promised that he would talk the matter over with the Major.
The Millionaires" was the show club of the city, the one which the ineffably rich had set apart for themselves. It was up by the park, in a magnificent white marble palace which had cost a million dollars.
Montague felt that he had never really known the Major until he saw him here. The Major was excellent at all times and places, but in this club he became an edition de luxe of himself. He made his headquarters here, keeping his suite of rooms all the year round; and the atmosphere and surroundings of the place seemed to be a part of him.
Montague thought that the Major"s face grew redder every day, and the purple veins in it purpler; or was it that the old gentleman"s shirt bosom gleamed more brightly in the glare of the lights? The Major met him in the stately entrance hall, fifty feet square and all of Numidian marble, with a ceiling of gold, and a great bronze stairway leading to the gallery above. He apologized for his velvet slippers and for his hobbling walk--he was getting his accursed gout again. But he limped around and introduced his friend to the other millionaires--and then told scandal about them behind their backs.
The Major was the very type of a blue-blooded old aristocrat; he was all n.o.blesse oblige to those within the magic circle of his intimacy--but alas for those outside it! Montague had never heard anyone bully servants as the Major did. "Here you!" he would cry, when something went wrong at the table. "Don"t you know any better than to bring me a dish like that? Go and send me somebody who knows how to set a table!" And, strange to say, the servants all acknowledged his perfect right to bully them, and flew with terrified alacrity to do his bidding. Montague noticed that the whole staff of the club leaped into activity whenever the Major appeared; and when he was seated at the table, he led off in this fashion--"Now I want two dry Martinis. And I want them at once--do you understand me? Don"t stop to get me any b.u.t.ter plates or finger-bowls--I want two c.o.c.k-tails, just as quick as you can carry them!"
Dinner was an important event to Major Venable--the most important in life. The younger man humbly declined to make any suggestions, and sat and watched while his friend did all the ordering. They had some very small oysters, and an onion soup, and a grouse and asparagus, with some wine from the Major"s own private store, and then a romaine salad.
Concerning each one of these courses, the Major gave special injunctions, and throughout his conversation he scattered comments upon them: "This is good thick soup--lots of nourishment in onion soup. Have the rest of this?--I think the Burgundy is too cold. Sixty-five is as cold as Burgundy ought ever to be. I don"t mind sherry as low as sixty.--They always cook a bird too much--Robbie Walling"s chef is the only person I know who never makes a mistake with game."
All this, of course, was between comments upon the a.s.sembled millionaires. There was Hawkins, the corporation lawyer; a shrewd fellow, cold as a corpse. He was named for an amba.s.sadorship--a very efficient man. Used to be old Wyman"s confidential adviser and buy aldermen for him.--And the man at table with him was Harrison, publisher of the Star; administration newspaper, sound and conservative. Harrison was training for a cabinet position. He was a nice little man, and would make a fine splurge in Washington.--And that tall man coming in was Clarke, the steel magnate; and over there was Adams, a big lawyer also--prominent reformer--civic righteousness and all that sort of stuff. Represented the Oil Trust secretly, and went down to Trenton to argue against some reform measure, and took along fifty thousand dollars in bills in his valise. "A friend of mine got wind of what he was doing, and taxed him with it," said the Major, and laughed gleefully over the great lawyer"s reply--"How did I know but I might have to pay for my own lunch?"--And the fat man with him--that was Jimmie Featherstone, the chap who had inherited a big estate. "Poor Jimmie"s going all to pieces," the Major declared. "Goes down town to board meetings now and then--they tell a hair-raising story about him and old Dan Waterman. He had got up and started a long argument, when Waterman broke in, "But at the earlier meeting you argued directly to the contrary, Mr. Featherstone!" "Did I?" said Jimmie, looking bewildered. "I wonder why I did that?" "Well, Mr. Featherstone, since you ask me, I"ll tell you," said old Dan--he"s savage as a wild boar, you know, and won"t be delayed at meetings. "The reason is that the last time you were drunker than you are now. If you would adopt a uniform standard of intoxication for the directors" meetings of this road, it would expedite matters considerably.""
They had got as far as the romaine salad. The waiter came with a bowl of dressing--and at the sight of it, the old gentleman forgot Jimmie Featherstone. "Why are you bringing me that stuff?" he cried. "I don"t want that! Take it away and get me some vinegar and oil."
The waiter fled in dismay, while the Major went on growling under his breath. Then from behind him came a voice: "What"s the matter with you this evening, Venable? You"re peevish!"
The Major looked up. "h.e.l.lo, you old cormorant," said he. "How do you do these days?"
The old cormorant replied that he did very well. He was a pudgy little man, with a pursed-up, wrinkled face. "My friend Mr. Montague--Mr.
Symmes," said the Major.
"I am very pleased to meet you, Mr. Montague," said Mr. Symmes, peering over his spectacles.
"And what are you doing with yourself these days?" asked the Major.
The other smiled genially. "Nothing much," said he. "Seducing my friends" wives, as usual."
"And who"s the latest?"
"Read the newspapers, and you"ll find out," laughed Symmes. "I"m told I"m being shadowed."
He pa.s.sed on down the room, chuckling to himself; and the Major said, "That"s Maltby Symmes. Have you heard of him?"
"No," said Montague.
"He gets into the papers a good deal. He was up in supplementary proceedings the other day--couldn"t pay his liquor bill."
"A member of the Millionaires"?" laughed Montague.
"Yes, the papers made quite a joke out of it," said the other. "But you see he"s run through a couple of fortunes; the last was his mother"s--eleven millions, I believe. He"s been a pretty lively old boy in his time."
The vinegar and oil had now arrived, and the Major set to work to dress the salad. This was quite a ceremony, and Montague took it with amused interest. The Major first gathered all the necessary articles together, and looked them all over and grumbled at them. Then he mixed the vinegar and the pepper and salt, a tablespoonful at a time, and poured it over the salad. Then very slowly and carefully the oil had to be poured on, the salad being poked and turned about so that it would be all absorbed. Perhaps it was because he was so busy narrating the escapades of Maltby Symmes that the old gentleman kneaded it about so long; all the time fussing over it like a hen-partridge with her chicks, and interrupting himself every sentence or two: "It was Lenore, the opera star, and he gave her about two hundred thousand dollars"
worth of railroad shares. (Really, you know, romaine ought not to be served in a bowl at all, but in a square, flat dish, so that one could keep the ends quite dry.) And when they quarrelled, she found the old scamp had fooled her--the shares had never been transferred. (One is not supposed to use a fork at all, you know.) But she sued him, and he settled with her for about half the value. (If this dressing were done properly, there ought not to be any oil in the bottom of the dish at all.)"
This last remark meant that the process had reached its climax--that the long, crisp leaves were receiving their final affectionate overturnings. While the waiter stood at respectful attention, two or three pieces at a time were laid carefully upon the little silver plate intended for Montague. "And now," said the triumphant host, "try it! If it"s good, it ought to be neither sweet nor bitter, but just right."--And he watched anxiously while Montague tasted it, saying, "If it"s the least bit bitter, say so; and we"ll send it out. I"ve told them about it often enough before."
But it was not bitter, and so the Major proceeded to help himself, after which the waiter whisked the bowl away. "I"m told that salad is the one vegetable we have from the Romans," said the old boy, as he munched at the crisp green leaves. "It"s mentioned by Horace, you know.--As I was saying, all this was in Symmes"s early days. But since his son"s been grown up, he"s married another chorus-girl."
After the salad the Major had another c.o.c.ktail. In the beginning Montague had noticed that his hands shook and his eyes were watery; but now, after these copious libations, he was vigorous, and, if possible, more full of anecdotes than ever. Montague thought that it would be a good time to broach his inquiry, and so when the coffee had been served, he asked, "Have you any objections to talking business after dinner?"
"Not with you," said the Major. "Why? What is it?"
And then Montague told him about his friend"s proposition, and described the invention. The other listened attentively to the end; and then, after a pause, Montague asked him, "What do you think of it?"
"The invention"s no good," said the Major, promptly.
"How do you know?" asked the other.
"Because, if it had been, the companies would have taken it long ago, without paying him a cent."
"But he has it patented," said Montague.
"Patented h.e.l.l!" replied the other. "What"s a patent to lawyers of concerns of that size? They"d have taken it and had it in use from Maine to Texas; and when he sued, they"d have tied the case up in so many technicalities and quibbles that he couldn"t have got to the end of it in ten years--and he"d have been ruined ten times over in the process."