HAR. In the name of all the devils, no, I shall not leave it to you.
But did anyone ever meet with such villainy! He wishes to keep what he has robbed me of!
VAL. Do you call that a robbery?
HAR. If I call that a robbery? A treasure like that!
VAL. I readily acknowledge that it is a treasure, and the most precious one you have. But it will not be losing it to leave it to me.
I ask you on my knees to leave in my possession this treasure so full of charms; and if you do right, you will grant it to me.
HAR. I will do nothing of the kind. What in the world are you driving at?
VAL. We have pledged our faith to each other, and have taken an oath never to forsake one another.
HAR. The oath is admirable, and the promise strange enough!
VAL. Yes, we are engaged to each other for ever.
HAR. I know pretty well how to disengage you, I a.s.sure you of that.
VAL. Nothing but death can separate us.
HAR. You must be devilishly bewitched by my money.
VAL. I have told you already, Sir, that it is not self-interest which has prompted me to what I have done. It was not that which prompted my heart; a n.o.bler motive inspired me.
HAR. We shall hear presently that it is out of Christian charity that he covets my money! But I will put a stop to all this, and justice, impudent rascal, will soon give me satisfaction.
VAL. You will do as you please, and I am ready to suffer all the violence you care to inflict upon me, but I beg of you to believe, at least, that if there is any harm done, I am the only one guilty, and that your daughter has done nothing wrong in all this.
HAR. I should think not! It would be strange, indeed, if my daughter had a share in this crime. But I will have that treasure back again, and you must confess to what place you have carried it off.[6]
VAL. I have not carried it off, and it is still in your house.
HAR. (_aside_). O my beloved casket! (_To_ VALeRE) My treasure has not left my house?
VAL. No, Sir.
HAR. Well, then, tell me, have you taken any liberties with...?
VAL. Ah! Sir, you wrong us both; the flame with which I burn is too pure, too full of respect.
HAR. (_aside_). He burns for my casket!
VAL. I had rather die than show the least offensive thought: I found too much modesty and too much purity for that.
HAR. (_aside_). My cash-box modest!
VAL. All my desires were limited to the pleasures of sight, and nothing criminal has profaned the pa.s.sion those fair eyes have inspired me with.
HAR. (_aside_). The fair eyes of my cash-box! He speaks of it as a lover does of his mistress.
VAL. Dame Claude knows the whole truth, and she can bear witness to it.
HAR. Hallo! my servant is an accomplice in this affair?
VAL. Yes, Sir, she was a witness to our engagement; and it was after being sure of the innocence of my love that she helped me to persuade your daughter to engage herself to me.
HAR. Ah! (_Aside_) Has the fear of justice made him lose his senses?
(_To_ VALeRE) What rubbish are you talking about my daughter?
VAL. I say, Sir, that I found it most difficult to make her modesty consent to what my love asked of her.
HAR. The modesty of whom?
VAL. Of your daughter; and it was only yesterday that she could make up her mind to sign our mutual promise of marriage.
HAR. My daughter has signed a promise of marriage?
VAL. Yes, Sir, and I have also signed.
HAR. O heavens! another misfortune!
JAC. (_to the_ OFFICER). Write, Sir, write.
HAR. Aggravation of misery! Excess of despair! (_To the_ OFFICER) Sir, discharge your duty, and draw me up an indictment against him as a thief and a suborner.
JAC. As a thief and a suborner.
VAL. These are names which I do not deserve, and when you know who I am....
SCENE IV.--HARPAGON, eLISE, MARIANNE, VALeRE, FROSINE, MASTER JACQUES, THE POLICE OFFICER.
HAR. Ah! guilty daughter! unworthy of a father like me! is it thus that you put into practice the lessons I have given you? You give your love to an infamous thief, and engage yourself to him without my consent! But you shall both be disappointed. (_To_ eLISE) Four strong walls will answer for your conduct in the future; (_to_ VALeRE) and good gallows, impudent thief, shall do me justice for your audacity.
VAL. Your anger will be no judge in this affair, and I shall at least have a hearing before I am condemned.
HAR. I was wrong to say gallows; you shall be broken alive on the wheel.
ELI. (_kneeling to her father_). Ah! my father, be more merciful, I beseech you, and do not let your paternal authority drive matters to extremes. Do not suffer yourself to be carried away by the first outburst of your anger, but give yourself time to consider what you do. Take the trouble of inquiring about him whose conduct has offended you. He is not what you imagine, and you will think it less strange that I should have given myself to him, when you know that without him you would long ago have lost me for ever. Yes, father, it is he who saved me from the great danger I ran in the waters, and to whom you owe the life of that very daughter who ...
HAR. All this is nothing; and it would have been much better for me if he had suffered you to be drowned rather than do what he has done.
ELI. My father, I beseech you, in the name of paternal love, grant me ...
HAR. No, no. I will hear nothing, and justice must have its course.
JAC. (_aside_). You shall pay me for the blows you gave me.