"Pray, Mr. Poke, permit me to ask where you learned to speak the English language with so much purity?"
"Stunin"tun--I never had a mouthful of schooling but what I got at home. It"s all homespun. I make no boast of scholarship; but as for navigating, or for finding my way about the "arth, I"ll turn my back on no man, unless it be to leave him behind. Now we have people with us that think a great deal of their geometry and astronomies, but I hold to no such slender threads. My way is, when there is occasion to go anywhere, to settle it well in my mind as to the place, and then to make as straight a wake as natur" will allow, taking little account of charts, which are as apt to put you wrong as right; and when they do get you into a sc.r.a.pe it"s a smasher! Depend on yourself and human natur", is my rule; though I admit there is some accommodation in a compa.s.s, particularly in cold weather."
"Cold weather! I do not well comprehend the distinction."
"Why, I rather conclude that one"s scent gets to be dullish in a frost; but this may be no more than a conceit after all, for the two times I"ve been wrecked were in summer, and both the accidents happened by sheer dint of hard blowing, and in broad daylight, when nothing human short of a change of wind could have saved us."
"And you prefer this peculiar sort of navigation?"
"To all others, especially in the sealing business, which is my raal occupation. It"s the very best way in the world to discover islands; and everybody knows that we sealers are always on the lookout for su"thin"
of that sort."
"Will you suffer me to inquire, Captain Poke, how many times you have doubled Cape Horn?"
My navigator threw a quick, jealous glance at me, as if he distrusted the nature of the question.
"Why, that is neither here nor there; perhaps I don"t double either of the capes, perhaps I do. I get into the South Sea with my craft, and it"s of no great moment how it"s done. A skin is worth just as much in the market, though the furrier may not happen to have a glossary of the road it has travelled."
"A glossary?"
"What matters a signification, commodore, when people understand each other? This overland journey has put me to my wits, for you will understand that I"ve had to travel among natives that cannot speak a syllable of the homespun; so I brought the schooner"s dictionary with me as a sort of terrestrial almanac, and I fancied that, as they spoke gibberish to me, the best way was to give it to them back again as near as might be in their own coin, hoping I might hit on su"thin" to their liking. By this means I"ve come to be rather more voluble than formerly."
"The idea was happy."
"No doubt it was, as is just evinced. But having given you a pretty clear insight into my natur" and occupation, it is time that I ask a few questions of you. This is a business, you must know, at which we do a good deal at Stunin"tun, and at which we are commonly thought to be handy,"
"Put your questions, Captain Poke; I hope the answers will be satisfactory."
"Your name?"
"John Goldencalf--by the favor of his majesty, Sir John Goldencalf, Baronet."
"Sir John Goldencalf--by the favor of his majesty, a baronet! Is baronet a calling? or what sort of a crittur or thing is it?"
"It is my rank in the kingdom to which I belong."
"I begin to understand what you mean. Among your nation mankind is what we call stationed, like a ship"s people that are called to go about; you have a certain berth in that kingdom of yours, much as I should have in a sealing schooner."
"Exactly so; and I presume you will allow that order, and propriety, and safety result from this method among mariners?"
"No doubt--no doubt, we station anew, however, each v"yage, according to experience; I"m not so sure that it would do to take even the cook from father to son, or we might have a pretty mess of it."
Here the sealer commenced a series of questions, which he put with a vigor and perseverance that I fear left me without a single fact of my life unrevealed, except those connected with the sacred sentiment that bound me to Anna, and which were far too hallowed to escape me even under the ordeal of a Stunin"tun inquisitor. In short, finding that I was nearly helpless in such hands, I made a merit of necessity, and yielded up my secrets as wood in a vice discharges its moisture. It was scarcely possible that a mind like mine, subjected to the action of such a pair of moral screws, should not yield some hints touching its besetting propensities. The Captain seized this clew, and he went at the theory like a bulldog at the muzzle of an ox.
To oblige him, therefore, I entered at some length into an explanation of my system. After the general remarks that were necessary to give a stranger an insight into its leading principles, I gave him to understand that I had long been looking for one like him, for a purpose that shall now be explained to the reader. I had entertained some negotiations with Tamahamaah, and had certain investments in the pearl and whale fisheries, it is true; but on the whole my relations with all that portion of mankind who inhabit the islands of the Pacific, the northwest coast of America, and the northeast coast of the old continent, were rather loose, and generally in an unsettled and vague condition; and it appeared to me that I had been singularly favored in having a man so well adapted to their regeneration thrown as it were by Providence, and in a manner so unusual, directly in my way. I now frankly proposed, therefore, to fit out an expedition, that should be partly of trade and partly of discovery, in order to expand my interests in this new direction, and to place my new acquaintance at its head. Ten minutes of earnest explanation on my part sufficed to put my companion in possession of the leading features of the plan. When I had ended this direct appeal to his love of enterprise, I was answered by the favorite exclamation of--
"King!"
"I do not wonder, Captain Poke, that your admiration breaks out in this manner; for I believe few men fairly enter into the beauty of this benevolent system who are not struck equally with its grandeur and its simplicity. May I count on your a.s.sistance?"
"This is a new idee, Sir Goldencalf--"
"Sir John Goldencalf, if you please, sir."
"A new idee, Sir John Goldencalf, and it needs circ.u.mspection.
Circ.u.mspection in a bargain is the certain way to steer clear of misunderstandings. You wish a navigator to take your craft, let her be what she will, into unknown seas, and I wish, naturally, to make a straight course for Stunin"tun. You see the bargain is in apogee, from the start."
"Money is no consideration with me, Captain Poke."
"Well, this is an idee that has brought many a more difficult contract at once into perigee, Sir John Goldencalf. Money is always a considerable consideration with me, and I may say, also, just now it is rather more so than usual. But when a gentleman clears the way as handsomely as you have now done, any bargain may be counted as a good deal more than half made."
A few explicit explanations disposed of this part of the subject, and Captain Poke accepted of my terms in the spirit of frankness with which they were made. Perhaps his decision was quickened by an offer of twenty Napoleons, which I did not neglect making on the spot. Amicable and in some respects confidential relations were now established between my new acquaintance and myself; and we pursued our walk, discussing the details necessary to the execution of our project. After an hour or two pa.s.sed in this manner, I invited my companion to go to my hotel, meaning that he should partake of my board until we could both depart for England, where it was my intention to purchase without delay a vessel for the contemplated voyage, in which I also had decided to embark in person.
We were obliged to make our way through the throng that usually frequents the lower part of the Champs Elysees during the season of good weather and towards the close of the day. This task was nearly over when my attention was particularly drawn to a group that was just entering the place of general resort, apparently with the design of adding to the scene of thoughtlessness and amus.e.m.e.nt. But as I am now approaching the most material part of this extraordinary work, it will be proper to reserve the opening for a new chapter.
CHAPTER VIII. AN INTRODUCTION TO FOUR NEW CHARACTERS, SOME TOUCHES OF PHILOSOPHY, AND A FEW CAPITAL THOUGHTS ON POLITICAL ECONOMY.
The group which drew my attention was composed of six individuals, two of which were animals of the genus h.o.m.o, or what is vulgarly termed man; and the remainder were of the order primates, and of the cla.s.s mammalia; or what in common parlance are called monkeys.
The first were Savoyards, and may be generally described as being unwashed, ragged, and carnivorous; in color swarthy; in lineaments and expression avaricious and shrewd; and in appet.i.tes voracious. The latter were of the common species, of the usual size, and of approved gravity.
There were two of each s.e.x; being very equally paired as to years and external advantages.
The monkeys were all habited with more or less of the ordinary attire of our modern European civilization; but peculiar care had been taken with the toilet of the senior of the two males. This individual had on the coat of a hussar, a cut that would have given a particular part of his body a more military contour than comported with his real character were it not for a red petticoat that was made shorter than common; less, however, with a view to show a pretty foot and ankle than to leave the nether limbs at liberty to go through with certain extravagant efforts which the Savoyards were unmercifully exacting from his natural agility.
He wore a Spanish hat, decorated with a few bedraggled feathers, a white c.o.c.kade, and a wooden sword. In addition to the latter, he carried in his hand a small broom.
Observing that my attention was strongly attracted to this party, the ill-favored Savoyards immediately commenced a series of experiments in saltation, with the sole view, beyond a question, to profit by my curiosity. The inoffensive victims of this act of brutal tyranny submitted with a patience worthy of the profoundest philosophy, meeting the wishes of their masters with a readiness and dexterity that was beyond all praise. One swept the earth, another leaped on the back of a dog, a third threw himself head-over-heels again and again without a murmur, and the fourth moved gracefully to and fro, like a young girl in a quadrille. All this might have pa.s.sed without calling for particular remark (since, alas! the spectacle is only too common), were it not for certain eloquent appeals that were made to me through the eyes by the individual in the hussar jacket. His look was rarely averted from my face for a moment, and in this way a silent communion was soon established between us. I observed that his gravity was indomitable.
Nothing could elicit a smile or a change of countenance. Obedient to the whip of his brutal master, he never refused the required leap; for minutes at a time his legs and petticoat described confused circles in the air, appearing to have taken a final leave of the earth; but, the effort ended, he invariably descended to the ground with a quiet dignity and composure that showed how little the inward monkey partook of the antics of the outward animal. Drawing my companion a little aside, I ventured to suggest a few thoughts to him on the subject.
"Really, Captain Poke, it appears to me there is great injustice in the treatment of these poor creatures!" I said. "What right have these two foul-looking blackguards to seize upon beings much more interesting to the eye and, I dare say, far more intellectual than themselves, and cause them to throw their legs about in this extravagant manner, under the penalty of stripes, and without regard to their feelings or their convenience? I say, sir, the measure appears to me intolerably oppressive, and it calls for prompt redress."
"King!"
"King or subject, it does not alter the moral deformity of the act. What have these innocent beings done that they should be subjected to this disgrace? Are they not flesh and blood like ourselves--do they not approach nearer to our form and, for aught we know to the contrary, to our reason, than any other animal? and is it tolerable that our nearest imitations, our very cousins, should be thus dealt by? Are they dogs that they are treated like dogs?"
"Why, to my notion, Sir John, there isn"t a dog on "arth that can take such a summerset. Their flapjacks are quite extraor"nary!"
"Yes, sir, and more than extraordinary; they are oppressive. Place yourself, Mr. Poke, for a single instant, in the situation of one of these persons; fancy that you had a hussar jacket squeezed upon your brawny shoulders, a petticoat placed over your lower extremities, a Spanish hat with bedraggled feathers set upon your head, a wooden sword stuck at your side, and a broom put into your hand; and that these two Savoyards were to menace you with stripes unless you consented to throw summersets for the amus.e.m.e.nt of strangers--I only ask you to make the case your own sir, and then say what course you would take and what you would do?"
"I would lick both of these young blackguards, Sir John, without remorse, break the sword and broom over their heads, kick their sensibilities till they couldn"t see, and take my course for Stunin"tun, where I belong."
"Yes, sir, this might do with the Savoyards, who are young and feeble--"
""Twouldn"t alter the case much if two of these Frenchmen were in their places," put in the Captain, glaring wolfishly about him. "To be plain with you, Sir John Goldencalf, being human, I"d submit to no such monkey tricks."
"Do not use the term reproachfully, Mr. Poke, I entreat of you. We call these animals monkeys, it is true; but we do not know what they call themselves. Man is merely an animal, and you must very well know--"