he asked. "No? Well, you"ll find it waiting when you get home. We"re all friends here, so I can tell you its contents. We must get rid of this ridiculous Radical "tail." They think they have the whip-hand of us; well, we have got to prove that we can do very well without them.
They are a collection of confounded, treacherous, complacent prigs, but they have no grit in them, and will come to heel if we tackle them firmly. I respect an honest fanatic, but I do not respect those sentiment-mongers. They have the impudence to say that the country is with them. I tell you it is rank nonsense. If you take a strong hand with them, you"ll double your popularity, and we"ll come back next year with an increased majority. Cargill agrees with me."
The Prime Minister looked grave. "I am not prepared to discuss any policy of ostracism. What you call our "tail" is a vital section of our party. Their creed may be one-sided, but it is none the less part of our mandate from the people."
"I want a leader who governs as well as reigns," said Vennard. "I believe in discipline, and you know as well as I do that the Rump is infernally out of hand."
"They are not the only members who fail in discipline."
Vennard grinned. "I suppose you mean Cargill and myself. But we are following the central lines of British policy. We are on your side, and we want to make your task easier."
Cargill suddenly began to laugh. "I don"t want any ostracism. Leave them alone, and Vennard and I will undertake to give them such a time in the House that they will wish they had never been born. We"ll make them resign in batches."
Dinner was announced, and, laughing uproariously, the two rebels went arm-in-arm into the dining-room.
Cargill was in tremendous form. He began to tell Scotch stories, memories of his old Parliament House days. He told them admirably, with a raciness of idiom which I had thought beyond him. They were long tales, and some were as broad as they were long, but Mr. Cargill disarmed criticism. His audience, rather scandalised at the start, were soon captured, and political troubles were forgotten in old-fashioned laughter. Even the Prime Minister"s anxious face relaxed.
This lasted till the entree, the famous Caerlaverock curry.
As I have said, I was not in the secret, and did not detect the transition. As I partook of the dish I remember feeling a sudden giddiness and a slight nausea. The antidote, to those who had not taken the drug, must have been, I suppose, in the nature of a mild emetic. A mist seemed to obscure the faces of my fellow-guests, and slowly the tide of conversation ebbed away. First Vennard, then Cargill, became silent. I was feeling rather sick, and I noticed with some satisfaction that all our faces were a little green. I wondered casually if I had been poisoned.
The sensation pa.s.sed, but the party had changed. More especially I was soon conscious that something had happened to the three Ministers. I noticed Mulross particularly, for he was my neighbour. The look of keenness and vitality had died out of him, and suddenly he seemed a rather old, rather tired man, very weary about the eyes.
I asked him if he felt seedy.
"No, not specially," he replied, "but that accident gave me a nasty shock."
"You should go off for a change," I said.
"I almost think I will," was the answer. "I had not meant to leave town till just before the Twelth but I think I had better get away to Marienbad for a fortnight. There is nothing doing in the House, and work at the Office is at a standstill. Yes, I fancy I"ll go abroad before the end of the week."
I caught the Prime Minister"s eye and saw that he had forgotten the purpose of the dinner, being dimly conscious that that purpose was now idle. Cargill and Vennard had ceased to talk like rebels. The Home Secretary had subsided into his old, suave, phrasing self. The humour had gone out of his eye, and the looseness had returned to his lips.
He was an older and more commonplace man, but harmless, quite harmless.
Vennard, too, wore a new air, or rather had recaptured his old one. He was saying little, but his voice had lost its crispness and recovered its half-plaintive unction; his shoulders had a droop in them; once more he bristled with self-consciousness.
We others were still shaky from that detestable curry, and were so puzzled as to be acutely uncomfortable. Relief would come later, no doubt; for the present we were uneasy at this weird transformation. I saw the Prime Minister examining the two faces intently, and the result seemed to satisfy him. He sighed and looked at Caerlaverock, who smiled and nodded.
"What about that Bill of yours, Vennard?" he asked. "There have been a lot of stupid rumours."
"Bill?" Vennard said. "I know of no Bill. Now that my departmental work is over, I can give my whole soul to Cargill"s Small Holdings. Do you mean that?"
"Yes, of course. There was some confusion in the popular mind, but the old arrangement holds. You and Cargill will put it through between you."
They began to talk about those weariful small holdings, and I ceased to listen. We left the dining-room and drifted to the library, where a fire tried to dispel the gloom of the weather. There was a feeling of deadly depression abroad, so that, for all its awkwardness, I would really have preferred the former Caerlaverock dinner. The Prime Minister was whispering to his host. I heard him say something about there being "the devil of a lot of explaining" before him.
Vennard and Cargill came last to the library, arm-in-arm as before.
"I should count it a greater honour," Vennard was saying, "to sweeten the lot of one toiler in England than to add a million miles to our territory. While one English household falls below the minimum scale of civic wellbeing, all talk of Empire is sin and folly." "Excellent!"
said Mr. Cargill. Then I knew for certain that at last peace had descended upon the vexed tents of Israel.
THE SHORTER CATECHISM
(Revised Version)
When I was young and herdit sheep I read auld tales o" Wallace wight; My heid was fou o" sangs and threip O" folk that feared nae mortal might.
But noo I"m auld, and weel I ken We"re made alike o" gowd and mire; There"s saft bits in the stievest men, The bairnliest"s got a s.p.u.n.k o" fire.
Sae hearken to me, lads, It"s truth that I tell: There"s nae man a" courage-- I ken by mysel".
I"ve been an elder forty year: I"ve tried to keep the narrow way: I"ve walked afore the Lord in fear: I"ve never missed the kirk a day.
I"ve read the Bible in and oot, (I ken the f.e.c.k o"t clean by hert).
But, still and on, I sair misdoot I"m better noo than at the stert.
Sae hearken to me, lads, It"s truth I maintain: Man"s works are but rags, for I ken by my ain.
I hae a name for decent trade: I"ll wager a" the countryside Wad sweer nae trustier man was made, The ford to soom, the bent to bide.
But when it comes to coupin" horse, I"m just like a" that e"er was born; I fling my heels and tak" my course; I"d sell the minister the morn.
Sae hearken to me, lads, It"s truth that I tell: There"s nae man deid honest-- I ken by mysel".
III
THE LEMNIAN
He pushed the matted locks from his brow as he peered into the mist.
His hair was thick with salt, and his eyes smarted from the greenwood fire on the p.o.o.p. The four slaves who crouched beside the thwarts-Carians with thin birdlike faces-were in a pitiable case, their hands blue with oar-weals and the lash marks on their shoulders beginning to gape from sun and sea. The Lemnian himself bore marks of ill usage. His cloak was still sopping, his eyes heavy with watching, and his lips black and cracked with thirst. Two days before the storm had caught him and swept his little craft into mid-Aegean. He was a sailor, come of sailor stock, and he had fought the gale manfully and well. But the sea had burst his waterjars, and the torments of drought had been added to his toil. He had been driven south almost to Scyros, but had found no harbour. Then a weary day with the oars had brought him close to the Euboean sh.o.r.e, when a freshet of storm drove him seaward again. Now at last in this northerly creek of Sciathos he had found shelter and a spring. But it was a perilous place, for there were robbers in the bushy hills-mainland men who loved above all things to rob an islander: and out at sea, as he looked towards Pelion, there seemed something adoing which boded little good. There was deep water beneath a ledge of cliff, half covered by a tangle of wildwood. So Atta lay in the bows, looking through the trails of vine at the racing tides now reddening in the dawn.
The storm had hit others besides him it seemed. The channel was full of ships, aimless ships that tossed between tide and wind. Looking closer, he saw that they were all wreckage. There had been tremendous doings in the north, and a navy of some sort had come to grief. Atta was a prudent man, and knew that a broken fleet might be dangerous.
There might be men lurking in the maimed galleys who would make short work of the owner of a battered but navigable craft. At first he thought that the ships were those of the h.e.l.lenes. The troublesome fellows were everywhere in the islands, stirring up strife and robbing the old lords. But the tides running strongly from the east were bringing some of the wreckage in an eddy into the bay. He lay closer and watched the spars and splintered p.o.o.ps as they neared him. These were no galleys of the h.e.l.lenes. Then came a drowned man, swollen and horrible: then another-swarthy, hooknosed fellows, all yellow with the sea. Atta was puzzled. They must be the men from the East about whom he had been hearing. Long ere he left Lemnos there had been news about the Persians. They were coming like locusts out of the dawn, swarming over Ionia and Thrace, men and ships numerous beyond telling. They meant no ill to honest islanders: a little earth and water were enough to win their friendship. But they meant death to the hubris of the h.e.l.lenes. Atta was on the side of the invaders; he wished them well in their war with his ancient foes. They would eat them up, Athenians, Lacedaemonians, Corinthians, Aeginetans, men of Argos and Elis, and none would be left to trouble him. But in the meantime something had gone wrong. Clearly there had been no battle. As the bodies b.u.t.ted against the side of the galley he hooked up one or two and found no trace of a wound. Poseidon had grown cranky, and had claimed victims.
The G.o.d would be appeased by this time, and all would go well.
Danger being past, he bade the men get ash.o.r.e and fill the water-skins.
"G.o.d"s curse on all h.e.l.lenes," he said, as he soaked up the cold water from the spring in the thicket.
About noon he set sail again. The wind sat in the north-east, but the wall of Pelion turned it into a light stern breeze which carried him swiftly westward. The four slaves, still leg-weary and arm-weary, lay like logs beside the thwarts. Two slept; one munched some salty figs; the fourth, the headman, stared wearily forward, with ever and again a glance back at his master. But the Lemnian never looked his way. His head was on his breast, as he steered, and he brooded on the sins of the h.e.l.lenes. He was of the old Pelasgian stock, the first bords of the land, who had come out of the soil at the call of G.o.d. The pillaging northmen had crushed his folk out of the mainlands and most of the islands, but in Lemnos they had met their match. It was a family story how every grown male had been slain, and how the women long after had slaughtered their conquerors in the night. "Lemnian deeds," said the h.e.l.lenes, when they wished to speak of some shameful thing: but to Atta the shame was a glory to be cherished for ever. He and his kind were the ancient people, and the G.o.ds loved old things, as those new folk would find. Very especially he hated the men of Athens.
Had not one of their captains, Militades, beaten the Lemnians and brought the island under Athenian sway? True, it was a rule only in name, for any Athenian who came alone to Lemnos would soon be cleaving the air from the highest cliff-top. But the thought irked his pride, and he gloated over the Persians" coming. The Great King from beyond the deserts would smite those outrageous upstarts. Atta would willingly give earth and water. It was the whim of a fantastic barbarian, and would be well repaid if the b.a.s.t.a.r.d h.e.l.lenes were destroyed. They spoke his own tongue, and worshipped his own G.o.ds, and yet did evil. Let the nemesis of Zeus devour them!
The wreckage pursued him everywhere. Dead men shouldered the sides of the galley, and the straits were stuck full of things like monstrous buoys, where tall ships had foundered. At Artemision he thought he saw signs of an anch.o.r.ed fleet with the low p.o.o.ps of the h.e.l.lenes, and sheered off to the northern sh.o.r.es. There, looking towards Oeta and the Malian Gulf, he found an anchorage at sunset. The waters were ugly and the times ill, and he had come on an enterprise bigger than he had dreamed. The Lemnian was a stout fellow, but he had no love for needless danger. He laughed mirthlessly as he thought of his errand, for he was going to h.e.l.las, to the shrine of the h.e.l.lenes.
It was a woman"s doing, like most crazy enterprises. Three years ago his wife had laboured hard in childbirth, and had had the whims of labouring women. Up in the keep of Larisa, on the windy hillside, there had been heart-searching and talk about the G.o.ds. The little olive-wood Hermes, the very private and particular G.o.d of Atta"s folk, was good enough in simple things like a lambing or a harvest, but he was scarcely fit for heavy tasks. Atta"s wife declared that her lord lacked piety. There were mainland G.o.ds who repaid worship, but his scorn of all h.e.l.lenes made him blind to the merits of those potent divinities. At first Atta resisted. There was Attic blood in his wife, and he strove to argue with her unorthodox craving. But the woman persisted, and a Lemnian wife, as she is beyond other wives in virtue and comeliness, excels them in stubbornness of temper. A second time she was with child, and nothing would content her but that Atta should make his prayers to the stronger G.o.ds. Dodona was far away, and long ere he reached it his throat would be cut in the hills. But Delphi was but two days" journey from the Malian coast, and the G.o.d of Delphi, the Far-Darter had surprising gifts, if one were to credit travellers" tales. Atta yielded with an ill grace, and out of his wealth devised an offering to Apollo. So on this July day he found himself looking across the gulf to Kallidromos bound for a h.e.l.lenic shrine, but hating all h.e.l.lenes in his soul. A verse of Homer consoled him-the words which Phocion spoke to Achilles. "Verily even the G.o.ds may be turned, they whose excellence and honour and strength are greater than thine; yet even these do men, when they pray, turn from their purpose with offerings of incense and pleasant vows." The Far-Darter must hate the hubris of those h.e.l.lenes, and be the more ready to avenge it since they dared to claim his countenance. "No race has ownership in the G.o.ds," a Lemnian song-maker had said when Atta had been questioning the ways of Poseidon.
The following dawn found him coasting past the north end of Euboea in the thin fog of a windless summer morn. He steered by the peak of Othrys and a spur of Oeta, as he had learnt from a slave who had travelled the road. Presently he was in the muddy Malian waters, and the sun was scattering the mist on the landward side. And then he became aware of a greater commotion than Poseidon"s play with the ships off Pelion. A murmur like a winter"s storm came seawards. He lowered the sail, which he had set to catch a chance breeze, and bade the men rest on their oars. An earthquake seemed to be tearing at the roots of the hills.
The mist rolled up, and his hawk eyes saw a strange sight. The water was green and still around him, but sh.o.r.eward it changed its colour.