"Die," Mr. Poddle explained.
A man went whistling gaily past the door. The merry air, the buoyant step, were strangely not discordant; nor was the sunshine, falling over the foot of the bed.
""Last Appearance of a Famous Freak!"" Mr. Poddle elucidated, his eyes shining with delight--returning, all at once, to his old manner. "Git me, Richard?" he continued, excitedly. ""Fitting Finale! Close of a Curious Career! Mr. Henry Poddle, the eminent natural phenomonen, has consented to depart this life on the stage of Hockley"s Musee, on Sunday next, in the presence of three physicians, a trained nurse, a minister of the gospel and a undertaker. Unparalleled Entertainment!
The management has been at unprecedented expense to git this unique feature. Death Defied! A Extraordinary Educational Exhibition! Note: Mr. Poddle will do his best to oblige his admirers and the patrons of the house by dissolving the mortal tie about the hour of ten o"clock; but the management cannot guarantee that the exhibition will conclude before midnight."" Mr. Poddle made a wry face--with yet a glint of humour about it. ""Positively,"" said he, ""the last appearance of this eminent freak. No return engagement.""
Again the buoyant step in the hall, the gaily whistled air--departing: leaving an expectant silence.
"Do it," Mr. Poddle gasped, worn out, "in public. But since I been lyin" here," he added, "lookin" back, I seen the error. The public, Richard, has no feelin". They"d laugh--if I groaned. I don"t like the public--no more. I don"t want to die--in public. I want," he concluded, his voice falling to a thin, exhausted whisper, "only your mother--and you, Richard--and----"
"Did you say--Her?"
"The Lovely One!"
"I"ll bring her!" said the boy, impulsively.
"No, no! She wouldn"t come. I been--in communication--recent. And she writ back. Oh, Richard, she writ back! My heart"s broke!"
The boy brushed the handkerchief over the Dog-faced Man"s eyes.
""Are you muzzled," says she, "in dog days?""
"Don"t mind her!" cried the boy.
"In the eyes of the law, Richard," Mr. Poddle exclaimed, his eyes flashing, "I ain"t no dog!"
The boy kissed his forehead--there was no other comfort to offer: and the caress was sufficient.
"I wish," Mr. Poddle sighed, "that I knew how G.o.d will look at it--to-night!"
Mr. Poddle, exhausted by speech and emotion, closed his eyes. By and by the boy stealthily withdrew his hand from the weakening clasp. Mr.
Poddle gave no sign of knowing it. The boy slipped away.... And descending to the third floor of the tenement, he came to the room where lived the Mexican Sword Swallower: whom he persuaded to return with him to Mr. Poddle"s bedside.
They paused at the door. The woman drew back.
"Aw, d.i.c.k," she simpered, "I hate to!"
"Just this once!" the boy pleaded.
"Just to say it!"
The reply was a bashful giggle.
"You don"t have to _mean_ it," the boy argued. "Just _say_ it--that"s all!"
They entered. Mr. Poddle was muttering the boy"s name--in a vain effort to lift his voice. His hands were both at the coverlet--picking, searching: both restless in the advancing sunshine.
With a sob of self-reproach the boy ran quickly to the bedside, took one of the wandering hands, pressed it to his lips. And Mr. Poddle sighed, and lay quiet again.
"Mr. Poddle," the boy whispered, "she"s come at last."
There was no response.
"She"s come!" the boy repeated. He gave the hand he held to the woman.
Then he put his lips close to the dying man"s ear. "Don"t you hear me?
She"s come!"
Mr. Poddle opened his eyes. "Her--ma.s.sive--proportions!" he faltered.
"Quick!" said the boy.
"Poddle," the woman lied, "I love you!"
Then came the Dog-faced Man"s one brief flash of ecstasy--expressed in a wondrous glance of joy and devotion: but a swiftly fading fire.
"She loves me!" he muttered.
"I do, Poddle!" the woman sobbed, willing, now, for the grotesque deception. "Yes, I do!"
""Beauty,"" Mr. Poddle gasped, ""and the Beast!""
They listened intently. He said no more.... Soon the sunbeam glorified the smiling face....
[Ill.u.s.tration: Tailpiece to _Mr. Poddle"s Finale_]
[Ill.u.s.tration: Headpiece to _His Mother_]
_HIS MOTHER_
While he waited for his mother to come--seeking relief from the melancholy and deep mystification of this death--the boy went into the street. The day was well disposed, the crowded world in an amiable mood; he perceived no menace--felt no warning of catastrophe. He wandered far, un.o.bservant, forgetful: the real world out of mind. And it chanced that he lost his way; and he came, at last, to that loud, seething place, thronged with unquiet faces, where, even in the sunshine, sin and poverty walked abroad, unashamed.... Rush, crash, joyless laughter, swollen flesh, red eyes, shouting, rags, disease: flung into the midst of it--transported from the sweet feeling and quiet gloom of the Church of the Lifted Gross--he was confused and frightened....
A hand fell heartily on the boy"s shoulder. "h.e.l.lo, there!" cried a big voice. "Ain"t you Millie Blade"s kid?"
"Yes, sir," the boy gasped.
It was a big man--a broad-shouldered, l.u.s.ty fellow, muscular and lithe: good-humoured and dull of face, winning of voice and manner.
Countenance and voice were vaguely familiar to the boy. He felt no alarm.
"What the devil you doing here?" the man demanded. "Looking for Millie?"
"Oh, no!" the boy answered, horrified. "My mother isn"t--_here_!"