"Anyhow, you"re a rippin" little actress."
Silence.
"And a pretty girl. As pretty as they make "em."
I invented a new kind of sigh, a cross between a snarl and a moan.
"Tell me, what"s the mystery? There is a mystery about you, you know.
Not a bit of good tryin" to deceive me.... You might as well own up. I can keep a secret as well as the next one."
A tapping of my foot. A slamming of a wardrobe door, which was able to squeak furiously without loss of dignity.
"What _were_ you before my lady took you on?... Look here, if you don"t answer, I shall begin to think the secret"s got to do with _those_." And he pointed to the dressing table, where the jewels still lay. He even put out his hand and took up the bursting sun. (How I sympathized with it for bursting!) "Worth somethin"--what?"
"You can think whatever you like," I flashed at him, "if only you"ll go out of this room."
"Pity your chauffeur isn"t at hand for you to run to," Bertie half sneered, half laughed, for he was keeping his hateful, teasing good nature. "And by the way, talkin" of him, since you"re such a little prude, I"ll just warn you in a friendly way to look out for that chap.
You don"t know his history--what? I"m sure the governor doesn"t."
"Sir Samuel knows he can drive, and that he"s a _gentleman_," said I, with meaning emphasis.
"Well, I"ve warned you," replied Bertie, injured. "You may see which one of us is really your friend, before you"re out of this galley. But if you want to be a good and happy little girl, you"d best be nice to me. I shall find out all about you, you know."
That was his exit speech; and the only way in which I could adequately express my opinion of it was to bang the door on his back.
The ball was in a huge vault of a room which had once been a granary.
The stone floor had been worn smooth by many feet and several centuries, and the blank gray walls were brightened with drapery of flags, yards of coloured cotton, paper flowers and evergreens, arranged with an effect which none save Latin hands could have given. Dinner above and below stairs was early, and before ten the guests began to a.s.semble in the ballroom. All the servant-world had dined in ball costume, excepting Jack and myself, and it was only at the last minute that the cricket hopped upstairs and wriggled into its neatly reduced lobster sh.e.l.l.
I had visions of my brother lurking gloomily yet observantly in obscure corners, ready at any moment for a _sortie_ in my defence; but when I sneaked, sidled, and slid into the ballroom, making myself as small as possible that I might pa.s.s un.o.bserved in spite of my sensational redness, I had a surprise. Near the door stood the chauffeur in evening dress, out-princing and out-duking every prince and duke among the Marquise de Roquemartine"s guests. And I, who hadn"t even known that he possessed evening clothes, could not have opened my eyes wider if my knight had appeared in full armour.
I had broken the news of the scarlet dress to him, nevertheless I saw it was a shock. To each one, the other was a new person, as we stood and talked together. I said not a word about my scene with Bertie, for there was trouble enough between the two already; but when Jack told me that, if I were asked to dance by anyone objectionable, I must say I was engaged to him, I knew which One loomed largest and ugliest in his mind.
A glance round the big, bright room showed me many strangers. All were servants, however, for the grand people had not yet come down to play their little game of condescension. A band from Clermont-Ferrand was making music, but the ball was to be opened by the marquise and her guests, who were to honour their servants by dancing the first dance with them. Each n.o.ble lady was to select a cook, butler, footman, chauffeur, or groom, according to her pleasure; and each n.o.ble lord was to lead out the female worm which least displeased his eye.
Hardly had I time to dive deep into the wave of domesticity, when the great moment arrived, and a spray of aristocracy sprinkled the top of that heavy wave, with the dazzling sparkle of its jewels and its beauty.
Really it was a pretty sight! I had to admire it; and in watching the play of light and colour I forgot my private worries until I saw Bertie bowing before me.
The marquise had just honoured her own butler. The marquis was offering his arm to the housekeeper; the Duc de Divonne had led out Miss Nelson"s bilious maid, appalling in apple-green: Miss Nelson was returning the compliment by giving her hand to his valet: why should not this young gentleman dance with his step-mother-in-law"s maid?
There seemed no reason why not, except the maid"s disinclination; and sudden side-slip of the brain caused by the gla.s.sy impudence in Mr.
Stokes"s eye so disturbed my equilibrium that I forgot Jack"s offer. He did not forget, however--it would hardly have been Jack, if he had--but stepped forward to claim me as I began to stammer some excuse.
"Oh, come, that isn"t playin" the game," said Bertie. "We"re all dancin"
with servants this turn. Go ask a lady, Dane."
"I have asked a lady, and she has promised to dance with me," said Jack.
"Miss d"Angely--"
"Oh, that"s the lady"s name, is it? I"m glad to know," mumbled Bertie, as Jack whisked me away from under his nose.
"By Jove, I oughtn"t to have let that out, ought I?" said Jack, remorseful. "The less he knows about you, the better; and as Lady Turnour has no idea of p.r.o.nunciation, if it hadn"t been for my stupidity--"
"Don"t call it that," I stopped him, as we began to dance. "It doesn"t matter a bit--unless it should occur to the d.u.c.h.esse de Melun to ask him questions about me. And I"d rather not think about that possibility, or anything else disagreeable, to spoil this heavenly waltz."
"You _can_ dance a little, can"t you?" said Jack, in a tone and with a look that made the words better than any compliment any other man had ever paid me on my dancing, though I"d been likened to feathers, and vine-tendrils, and various poetically airy things.
"You aren"t so bad yourself, brother," I retorted, in the same tone.
"Our steps suit, don"t they?"
He muttered something, which sounded like "Just a little better than anything else on earth, that"s all"; but of course it couldn"t really have been what my ears tried to make my vanity believe.
When we stopped--which we didn"t do while there was music to go on with--I was conscious that people were looking at us, and n.o.body with more interest than the d.u.c.h.esse de Melun. I glanced hastily away before my eye had quite caught hers; but no female thing needs to give a whole eye to what is going on around her. I knew, although my back was soon turned in her direction, that the d.u.c.h.esse de Melun was talking to Lady Turnour, and I guessed the subject of the conversation. Thank goodness, my mistress"s mind had never compa.s.sed more than a misleading "Elise,"
and thank goodness, also, many of the great folk were preparing to leave us humble ones to ourselves, now that their condescension had been proved in the first dance. Would the d.u.c.h.ess go? Yes--oh joy!--she gets up from her seat. She moves toward the door. Lady Turnour has risen too, but sits down again, lured by the proximity of a princess. All will be well, perhaps! The d.u.c.h.ess mayn"t think of catechizing Bertie, now that my mistress has put her off the track. He, with several other young men, evidently means to stop and see the fun out. If only he would sit still, now, beside the marquise! But no. Miss Nelson and the Duc de Divonne are going out together. Bertie must needs jump up and dash across the room for a word with the girl. Discouraged by some laughing answer flung over her shoulder, he almost b.u.mps against the d.u.c.h.ess. Horror! She speaks to him quite eagerly. She puts a question. He replies. She bends her head near to him. They walk slowly out of the room, talking, talking. All is up with Lys d"Angely! The next thing that Meddlesome Matty of a d.u.c.h.ess will do, is to wire Cousin Catherine Milvaine. Crash!
thunder--lightning--hail!--Monsieur Charretier on my track again.
I resolved, as I saw myself lying shattered at my own feet, to pick up the bits and say nothing to Jack, lest he should blame his own inadvertent dropping of my name for all present and future mischief.
Being a man, he can see things only with his eyes; and as he happened to be looking at me, he missed the pantomime at the other end of the room.
I was looking at him too, but of course that didn"t prevent me from seeing other things; and while I was chatting with him, and wondering how long it might be before the thunderbolt (Monsieur Charretier) should fall, I received another invitation to dance. This time it was from a delightful old boy who looked sixty and felt twenty-one.
He was ruddy-brown, with tight gray curls on his head, and deep dimples in his cheeks. If anyone had told me that he was not an English admiral I should have known it was a fib.
"I hope you aren"t engaged for this next waltz?" said he. "I should like very much to have it with you." And he spoke as nicely as he would to a young girl of his own world, although he must have heard from someone that I was a lady"s maid.
I glanced at Jack, but evidently he approved of admirals as partners for his sister. He kept himself in the background, smiling benevolently, and I skipped away with my brown old sailor, as the music for the dance began.
"Heard you spoke English," said he, encircling my Directoire waist with the arm of a sea-going Hercules, "otherwise I shouldn"t have had the courage to come up and speak to you."
I laughed. "A Dreadnought afraid of a fishing-smack!"
"My word, if you were a fishin"-smack, my little friend, you wouldn"t lack for fish to catch," chuckled the old gentleman, who was waltzing like an elderly angel--as all sailors do. Now, if Bertie had said what he said, I should have been offended, but coming from the admiral it cheered me up.
"You _are_ an admiral, aren"t you?" I was bold enough to ask.
"Who told you that?" he wanted to know.
"My eyes," said I.
"They"re bright ones," he retorted. "But I suppose I do look an old sea-dog--what? A regular old salt-water dog. But by George, it"s hot water I"ve got into to-night. D"ye see that stout lady we"re just pa.s.sin"?--the one in the red wig and yellow frock covered with paste or diamonds?"
(If she could have heard the description! It was Lady Turnour, in her gold tissue, her Bond Street jewellery shop, and, my charge, her beautifully undulated, copper-tinted transformation.)
"Yes, I see her," I said faintly, as we waltzed past; and I wondered why she was glaring.
"I suppose you didn"t notice me doin" the first dance with her? Well, I asked her because they said we"d all got to invite servants to begin with, and as the best were snapped up before I got a chance, I walked over to her like a man. Give you my word, where all are dressed like d.u.c.h.esses, I took her for a cook."