JIM: You better go head and let me alone. (TO DAISY) Come here, Daisy!
LIGE: That"s just what I say. n.i.g.g.e.rs can"t have no fun without someone getting mad ... specially over a woman.
JIM: I ain"t mad.... Daisy, "scuse me, honey, but that fool, Dave....
DAVE: I ain"t mad neither.... Jim always tryin" to throw off on me.
But you can"t joke him.
DAISY: (Soothingly) Aw, now, now!
JIM: You ain"t jokin". You means that, n.i.g.g.e.r. And if you tryin" to get hot, first thing, you can pull of my blue shirt you put on this morning.
DAVE: Youse a got that wrong. I ain"t got on no shirt of yours.
JIM: Yes, you is got on my shirt, too. Don"t tell me you ain"t got on my shirt.
DAVE: Well, even if I is, you can just lift your big plantations out of my shoes. You can just foot it home barefooted.
JIM: You try to take any shoes offa me!
LIGE: (Pacifying them) Aw, there ain"t no use of all that. What you all want to start this quarreling for over a little jokin".
JIM: n.o.body"s quarreling.... I"m just playin" a little for Daisy and Dave"s out there clownin" with her.
CLARK: (In doorway) I ain"t gonna have no fussin" round my store, no way. Shut up, you all.
JIM: Well, Mayor Clark, I ain"t mad with him. We"se been friends all our lives. He"s slept in my bed and wore my clothes and et my grub....
DAVE: I et your grub? And many time as you done laid down with your belly full of my grandma"s collard greens. You done et my meat and bread a whole lot more times than I et your stewed fish-heads.
JIM: I"d rather eat stewed fish-heads than steal out of other folkses houses so much till you went to sleep on the roost and fell down one night and broke up the settin" hen. (Loud laughter from the crowd)
DAVE: Youse a liar if you say I stole anybody"s chickens. I didn"t have to. But you ... "fore you started goin" around with me, playin"
that little box of yours, you was so hungry you had the white mouth.
If it wasn"t for these white folks throwin" _me_ money for _my_ dancin", you would be thin as a whisper right now.
JIM: (Laughing sarcastically) Your dancin"! You been leapin" around here like a tailless monkey in a wash pot for a long time and n.o.body was payin" no "tention to you, till I come along playing.
LINDSAY: Boys, boys, that ain"t no way for friends to carry on.
DAISY: Well, if you all gonna keep up this quarrelin" and carryin" on I"m goin" home. "Bout time for me to be gittin" back to my white folks anyhow. It"s dark now. I"m goin", even if I have to go by myself. I shouldn"t a stopped by here nohow.
JIM: (Stopping his quarrel) You ain"t gonna go home by yourself. I"m goin" with you.
DAVE: (Singing softly) It may be so, I don"t know.
But it sounds to me Like a lie.
WALTER: Dave ain"t" got as much rabbit blood as folks thought.
DAVE: Tell "em "bout me. (Turns to DAISY) Won"t you choose a treat on me, Miss Daisy, "fore we go?
DAISY: (Coyly) Yessir, thank you. I wants a drink of soda water.
(DAVE pulls his hat down over his eyes, whirls around and offers his arm to DAISY. They strut into the store, DAVE gazing contemptuously at JIM as he pa.s.ses. Crowd roars with laughter, much to the embarra.s.sment of JIM.)
LIGE: Ol" fast Dave jus" runnin" the hog right over you, Jim.
WALTER: Thought you was such a hot man.
LUM BOGER: Want me to go in there and put Daisy under arrest and bring her to you?
JIM: (Sitting down on the edge of porch with one foot on the step and lights a cigarette pretending not to be bothered.) Aw, I"ll get her when I want her. Let him treat her, but see who struts around that lake and down the railroad with her by and by.
(DAVE and DAISY emerge from the store, each holding a bottle of red soda pop and laughing together. As they start down the steps DAVE accidentally steps on JIM"s outstretched foot. JIM jumps up and pushes DAVE back, causing him to spill the red soda all over his white shirt front.)
JIM: Stay off my foot, you big ox.
DAVE: Well, you don"t have to wet me all up, do you, and me in company? Why don"t you put your d.a.m.n foot in your pocket?
DAISY: (Wiping DAVE"S shirt front with her handkerchief) Aw, ain"t that too bad.
JIM: (To DAVE) Well, who"s shirt did I wet? It"s mine, anyhow, ain"t it?
DAVE: (Belligerently) Well, if it"s your shirt, then you come take it off me. I"m tired of your lip.
JIM: Well, I will.
DAVE: Well, put your fist where you lip is. (Pushing DAISY aside.)
DAISY: (Frightened) I want to go home. Now, don"t you all boys fight.
(JIM attempts to come up the steps. DAVE pushes him back and he stumbles and falls in the dust. General excitement as the crowd senses a fight.)
LITTLE BOY: (On the edge of crowd) Fight, fight, you"re no kin. Kill one another, won"t be no sin. Fight, fight, you"re no kin.
(JIM jumps up and rushes for DAVE as the latter starts down the steps.
DAVE meets him with his fist squarely in the face and causes him to step backward, confused.)
DAISY: (Still on porch, half crying) Aw, my Lawd! I want to go home.
(General hubbub, women"s cries of "Don"t let "em fight." "Why don"t somebody stop "em?" "What kind of men is you all, sit there and let them boys fight like that." Men"s voices urging the fight: "Aw, let "em fight." "Go for him, Dave." "Slug him, Jim."
JIM makes another rush toward the steps. He staggers DAVE. DAVE knocks JIM sprawling once more. This time JIM grabs the mule bone as he rises, rushes DAVE, strikes DAVE over the head with it and knocks him out. DAVE falls p.r.o.ne on his back. There is great excitement.)
OLD WOMAN: (Screams) Lawdy, is he kilt? (Several men rush to the fallen man.)
VOICE: Run down to the pump and get a dipper o" water.