A key was heard in the door; Von Barwig evidently thought the room was empty. As he came in, followed by Jenny, the sad expression on his face changed.
"Ah," he said, with a sigh of satisfaction; "when I set foot here, I am among friends. So glad, so glad! Welcome to you all."
Miss Husted, making a few lame excuses, hurried out. She felt that she had been guilty of an indiscretion in betraying the professor"s secret to his friends.
Von Barwig greeted his friends warmly.
"Well, how is the little _hausfrau_?" he said as he handed Jenny a flower that he had brought for her. "Beauty is a fairy, eh? Sometimes it hides in a flower, sometimes in a fresh young face," and he pinched her cheek tenderly. "Here blooms a rose; not picked, not picked, August!" Poons smiled and shook his head.
"He doesn"t understand me," said Von Barwig. "The son of my old friend has been six months in this country, and not a word of English can he speak."
"Never mind, Jenny! I find you a splendid fellow; one who can speak his own mind in his own language. Not a selfish fellow like these bachelors. Bah! a bachelor is not a citizen of his country; he is not even civilised. He is--a nondescript--a--a----"
The men were looking at him sadly as if trying to read his innermost thoughts. They seemed to have realised for the first time that his gaiety was forced. His spirits this afternoon were unusually high; and it made the reality stand out in greater contrast. Pinac felt that he might resent any reference to his financial condition, so he did not speak of it.
"It is a long time since we have had a nice little dinner together," he said in his Gallic way.
"Yes," a.s.sented Von Barwig, "a long time!"
"A dinner during which we can exchange confidences," ventured Fico, interspersing his English with Italian, and a word or two of slang.
Pinac gave Fico a look of warning.
"He means a "art to "art talk," explained Pinac.
"Excellent, excellent!" said Von Barwig, rubbing his hands, and going over to the window he pulled up the blind.
"He falls into our trap very easily," whispered Pinac to Fico; "but be careful!"
Poons looked on and smiled as usual.
"I should like nothing better," said Von Barwig. "You shall all dine with me," and before his friends could remonstrate he had invited Poons to the banquet.
"But I asked you!" said Pinac.
"He ask you," repeated Fico.
"I ask you; we all ask you," a.s.serted Pinac.
"In my apartment!" demanded Von Barwig, with some slight show of dignity. "Come, come! The matter is settled. It is good to have old friends at the table. We won"t go to the restaurant; it"s too noisy there; we shall dine here. Galazatti will send over a dinner without extra charge, if we order enough."
"I am not hungry," began Fico, but Von Barwig silenced him with a look.
"Then please find your appet.i.te at once," he said.
They saw it was useless to remonstrate with him and for a moment remained silent, but Pinac determined to make another effort.
"You cannot afford such expense," he began. "It is too much."
"Pardon me," said Von Barwig, with quiet dignity, "I can always afford to invite my friends to dinner. I have had lessons all day, ever since early morning. Please, my dear Pinac, and you, Fico, old friend, do not refer to the financial side of our little festivity. It robs it of the zest of enjoyment, of comradeship. Let us eat and drink and be merry! The question is, what shall we have for dinner, not who shall pay for it?" And then without awaiting a reply, he opened the door and called for Jenny.
Pinac and Fico looked at each other. It was evident to them that Miss Husted had exaggerated Von Barwig"s poverty, so their spirits rose at once.
"Jenny! We take dinner here. Get me the _menu_, Poons. Jenny, you will ask your good aunt, Miss Husted, to dine with us _en famille_--one of our old-time dinners. Now, what shall we have?" he said, scanning the well-thumbed _menu_ that Poons had handed to him.
"It is an old one," suggested Fico.
"It is always the same. It is only the date they change," said Von Barwig. Pinac looked over his shoulder at the _menu_.
"_Chicken a la Marengo_," said the Frenchman, "with a _soupcon_ of garlic."
"No," said Von Barwig decidedly, "Miss Husted doesn"t like garlic!"
"_a la Polenta_ is better," suggested the Italian.
"_Ein Bischen Limburger_," put in Poons, which was instantly frowned upon by all.
Jenny was asked to take down the order, and the process of selecting the dishes for the dinner was gone through; each ordering according to his own taste. Jenny tried to write down everything they wanted, but gave it up after she had filled three pages of suggestions and scratched them out again. Finally Von Barwig ordered a nice little dinner, including spaghetti and garlic. As Jenny was about to take the order to Galazatti"s, Miss Husted made her appearance. Jenny told her that the professor had invited her to dinner, and she realised in a moment what had happened. It was the old story; the professor was to be the host. She suggested that she herself get up a little dinner for the men, but Von Barwig wouldn"t hear of putting her to the trouble and so his ideas were carried out as usual. It was really a most enjoyable dinner! To this day Miss Husted speaks of it as one of those gala Bohemian affairs that must be seen and heard and eaten to be appreciated. As she afterward told her friend, Mrs. Mangenborn, they had a hip, hip hurray of a time. The dear professor was just as jolly as he could be. Even Poons was tolerable, although she would not for worlds sit next to him at the table. It was simply impossible for her to describe the dinner in detail, but how Fico swallowed the spaghetti without losing it down his shirt front was a mystery. How the man got so much on his fork and swallowed it down by the yard n.o.body knew, it was simply a sublime feat! But the toasts they drank (with the last of the professor"s claret), the songs they sang, the art they discussed!
Every word was a scream of laughter.
"Just listen to this," said Miss Husted, laughing at the very memory of the joke. "Young Poons asked what was garlic, and the professor said: "Garlic is a vegetable limburger!" The idea of such a thing!" Even Mrs. Mangenborn consented to smile.
"And when Mr. Fico said, "Wine is the enemy of mankind," Mr. Pinac jumped up and said, "Is it? Then give me my enemy, that I may drink him down." Oh, it was a most enjoyable affair. I can"t tell you all that was said," went on Miss Husted. "But how the wit did flow! Wit and wine; no, wit and water; there wasn"t much wine. We didn"t in the least mind the noise that the Donizetti family made overhead; though once when the chandelier nearly came down the professor did say they ought to live in the cellar! I think I"ll give them notice next week,"
she added thoughtfully, "though G.o.d knows I need the money."
"What about the p.a.w.n tickets?" asked Mrs. Mangenborn.
"Not a word was said about them," replied Miss Husted. "I don"t know what to think! The professor was just--oh, he was--well, we had a great time. There"s something about Bohemia that appeals to my innermost nature. Give me a Bohemian dinner every time!" she said, when she had spoken her final word on the subject.
"He must have money in the bank," commented Mrs. Mangenborn.
Miss Husted shook her head. "I don"t think so," she said.
On the same evening the collection agent for the Blickner Piano Company called on Professor Von Barwig, and presented him with a "final notice."
"I intended to pay you to-day," said Von Barwig. "I will pay you next week. Won"t you please wait? I have two lessons to-morrow."
"You"ll pay, or we"ll take the piano away; that"s all! You"re six weeks behind."
"I had the money and I intended to give it to you to-day," Von Barwig pleaded. "But--some friends came to dinner, and--" He paused, and then smiled as it occurred to him how thoughtless he had been. The collector left the notice in Von Barwig"s possession, and walked away without further comment.
Chapter Twelve
Affairs had not been going along very smoothly at the Museum. About this time, there came into existence a new tempo in music that appealed chiefly to people whose musical tastes were not yet developed, or who had no musical taste or ear whatsoever. Now the performers at Costello"s Museum, who were called artists on the playbills, insisted that the "Night Profess"" play their accompaniments to their acts in this new style of musical rhythm--ragtime as it was most appropriately called.
But Von Barwig, being a musician, whose music lay in his soul and not merely in his feet and fingers, could not do this. He worked hard to get it, but could not, and the artists complained to the manager. As a result Mr. Costello called upon Von Barwig at his lodgings; much to the professor"s astonishment and dismay.
"Say, who was that freak that poked her head out or the door as I came in?" said that gentleman, as soon as he had banged the door shut, and seated himself comfortably in Von Barwig"s armchair.