"None, certainly, madame, that I am aware of; but, with your kind permission, I will await his return. I am very desirous of taking the vacant chamber,--both the street and neighbourhood suit me; and the admirable order in which the house seems kept pleases me excessively.
But, previously to viewing the lodging I am anxious to take, I should be very glad to ascertain whether you, madame, could do me the favour to take the management of my little housekeeping off my hands? I never like to have any one about me but the authorised housekeeper belonging to the house, when such arrangements meet with their approbation."
This proposition, so flatteringly expressed, and the word "housekeeper"
completely won Madame Pipelet, who replied:
"With the greatest of pleasure, sir, I will attend to all you require. I am sure I shall be proud to wait upon such a gentleman; and, for the small charge of six francs a month, you shall be treated like a prince."
"Then for six francs a month, I may reckon upon your valuable services.
Will you permit me to ask your name?"
"Pomona Fortunata Anastasia Pipelet."
"Well, then, Madame Pipelet, having agreed as to your own terms, will you be pleased to tell me those for the apartment I wish to engage?"
"With the adjoining small closet, one hundred and fifty francs a month,--not a farthing less. The princ.i.p.al lessee is a screw,--a regular skinflint."
"What is his name?"
"M. Bras Rouge."
This name, and the remembrances so unexpectedly presented by it, made Rodolph start.
"I think, Madame Pipelet, you were saying that the princ.i.p.al lessee of the house is----"
"M. Bras Rouge."
"And he lives----"
"Rue aux Feves, No. 13. He also keeps an estaminet near the Champs Elysees."
All doubt was then at an end,--it was the Bras Rouge of infamous notoriety; and singular indeed did the circ.u.mstance of thus coming across him strike Rodolph.
"But though M. Bras Rouge is your princ.i.p.al lessee, he is not, I presume, the owner of the house; may I ask who is?"
"M. Bourdon; but I have never had communication with any one besides M.
Bras Rouge."
With the design of still further ingratiating himself with the porteress, Rodolph resumed:
"My dear madame, this cold day would make a little of something warm and comfortable very acceptable. Might I venture to solicit the favour of your stepping as far as the spirit-shop, kept so conveniently at hand, and bring a bottle of ca.s.sia and two gla.s.ses? For I feel very tired, and the cold has quite seized me. Stay, madame, we will have three gla.s.ses, if you please; because I hope your husband will join us when he returns."
So saying, he placed a franc in the fat, dirty hand of the porteress.
"Ah, monsieur, you are determined to make us all fall in love with you!"
cried Madame Pipelet, nodding her approval of the commission, and thereby sending the flush of pleasure into a face glowing with all the fiery honours of an excited Bacchante.
"To be sure! There is nothing like a drop of really good cordial such a day as this; and they do keep most excellent here at hand. I"ll go,--of course I will; but I shall only bring a couple of gla.s.ses, for Alfred and I always drink out of the same gla.s.s. Poor old darling! he is so very nice and particular in showing all those sort of delicate attentions to women."
"Then go along, my good Madame Pipelet, and we will wait till Alfred comes."
"But, then, suppose any one wants me whilst I am out, who will mind the lodge?"
"Oh, I"ll take care of the lodge."
The old woman departed on her agreeable errand.
At the termination of a few minutes the postman tapped at the lodge window, and putting his hand into the apartment, presented two letters, merely saying, "Three sous."
"Six sous, you mean, for two letters," replied Rodolph.
"One is free," answered the man.
Having paid and dismissed the postman, Rodolph mechanically examined the two letters thus committed to his charge; but at a further glance they seemed to him worthy a more attentive observation. The epistle addressed to Madame Pipelet exhaled through its hot-pressed envelope a strong odour of Russia leather; it bore, on a seal of red wax, the initials "C.
R." surmounted by a helmet, and supported by a cross of the Legion of Honour. The direction was written in a firm, bold hand. The heraldic device of the commingled casque and cross made Rodolph smile, and confirmed him in the idea that the writer of the letter in question was not a female. Who was this scented, emblazoned correspondent of old Anastasia Pipelet? Rodolph felt an undefinable curiosity to know. The other epistle, written upon coa.r.s.e and common paper, was united only by a common wafer, p.r.i.c.ked over with the point of a pin, and was addressed to "M. Cesar Bradamanti, Operating Dentist." Evidently disguised, the superscription was entirely composed of capital letters. Whether founded on a true or false presage, this letter seemed to Rodolph to wear a mournful look, as though evil or misery were contained within its shabby folds. He perceived that some of the letters in the direction were fainter than the others, and that the paper there seemed a little rumpled: a tear had evidently fallen upon it.
Madame Pipelet returned, bearing the bottle of ca.s.sia and two gla.s.ses.
"I have dawdled,--have I not, monsieur?" said she, gaily. "But let you once get into that good Pere Joseph"s shop, and it is hard work to get out again. Oh, that old man is a very insinuating----"
"Here, madame," interrupted Rodolph, "here are two letters the postman left while you were gone."
"Dear me! Two letters! Pray excuse me, monsieur. I suppose you paid for them?"
"I did."
"You are very good. I tell you what, then, we will settle that out of the first money you have to pay me; how much was it?"
"Three sous," answered Rodolph, much amused at the ingenious method of reimburs.e.m.e.nt employed by Madame Pipelet. "But may I, without offence, observe that one of the letters is addressed to you, and that you possess in the writer a correspondent whose _billets-doux_ are marvellously well perfumed?"
"Let us see what it is about," said the porteress, taking the epistle in the scented envelope. "Yes, upon my word, it is scented up like a real _billet-doux_! Now, I should very much like to know who would dare write _me_ a love-letter! He must be a villain!"
"And suppose it had fallen into your husband"s hands, Madame Pipelet?"
"Oh, for goodness" sake don"t mention that, or I shall faint away in your arms! But how stupid I am! Now I know all about it," replied the fat porteress, shrugging her shoulders. "To be sure! to be sure! it comes from the Commandant! Lord bless me, what a fright I have had! for Alfred is as jealous as a Turk."
"Here is another letter addressed to M. Cesar Bradamanti."
"Ah! to be sure, the dentist on the third floor. I will put it in the letter-boot."
Rodolph fancied he had not caught the right words, but, to his astonishment, he saw Madame Pipelet gravely throw the letter alluded to into an old top-boot hanging up against the wall. He looked at her with surprise.
"Do you mean," said he at length, "to put the gentleman"s letter in----"
"Oh, yes, that is all right," replied the porteress. "I have put it in the letter-boot,--there, you see. So now n.o.body"s letters can be mislaid; and when the different lodgers return home, Alfred or myself turns the boot upside down,--we sort them out, and everybody gets his own."
So saying, the porteress proceeded to break the seal of the letter addressed to her; which having done, she turned it round and round, looked at it in every direction, then, after a short appearance of embarra.s.sment and uncertainty, she said to Rodolph:
"Alfred generally reads my letters for me, because I do not happen to be able to read them myself; perhaps you would not mind just looking over this for me?"