"Whilst Father James was dancing with the bridesmaid, I gave Mary the wink to! come away from Father Corrigan, wishing, as I tould you, to get out amongst the youngsters once more; and Mary, herself, to tell the truth, although he was the priest, was very willing to do so. I went over to her, and says, "Mary, asth.o.r.e, there"s a friend without that wishes to spake to you."
""Well," says Father Corrigan, "tell that friend that she"s better employed, and that they must wait, whoever they are. I"m giving your wife, Shane," says he, "a little good advice that she won"t be the worse for, and she can"t go now."
"Mary, in the meantime, had got up, and was coming away, when his Reverence wanted her to stay till they"d finished their dance. "Father Corrigan," says she, "let me go now, sir, if you plase, for they would think it bad threatment of me not to go out to them."
""Troth, and you"ll do no such thing, acushla," says he, spaking so sweet to her; "let them come in if they want you. Shane, says his Reverence, winking at me, and spiking in a whisper, "stay here, you and the girls, till we take a hate at the dancing--don"t you know that the ould women here, and me will have to talk over some things about the fortune; you"ll maybe get more nor you expect. Here, Molshy," says he to my mother-in-law, "don"t let the youngsters out of this."
""Musha, Shane, ahagur," say"s the ould woman "why will yez go and lave the place; sure you needn"t be dashed before them--they"ll dance themselves."
"Accordingly we stayed in the room; but just on the word, Mary gives one spring away, leaving his Reverence by himself on the _settle_. "Come away," says she, "lave them there, and let us go to where I can have a dance with yourself, Shane."
"Well, I always loved Mary, but at that minute, if it would save her, I think I could spill my heart"s blood for her. "Mary," says I full to the throat, "Mary, acushla agus asth.o.r.e machree,* I could lose my life for you."
*The very pulse and delight of my heart.
"She looked in my face, and the tears came into her--yes--"Shane, achora," says she, "amn"t I your happy girl, at last?" She was leaning over against my breast; and what answer do you think I made?--I pressed her to my heart: I did more--I took off my hat, and looking up to G.o.d, I thanked him with tears in my eyes, for giving me such a treasure. "Well, come now," says she, "to the green;" so we went--and it"s she that was the girl, when she did go among them, that threw them all into the dark for beauty and figure; as fair as a lily itself did she look--so tall and illegant, that you wouldn"t think she was a farmer"s daughter at all; so we left the priests dancing away, for we could do no good before them.
"When we had danced an hour or so, them that the family had the greatest regard for were brought in unknown to the rest, to drink tay.
Mary planted herself beside me, and would sit nowhere else; but the friar got beside the bridesmaid, and I surely observed that many a time she"d look over, likely to split, at Mary, and it"s Mary herself that gave her many"s a wink, to come to the other side; but, you know, out of manners, she was obliged to sit quietly, though among ourselves it"s she that was like a hen on a hot griddle, beside the ould chap. It was now that the bride-cake was got. Ould Sonsy Mary marched over, and putting the bride on her feet, got up on a chair and broke it over her head, giving round a _fadge_* of it to every young person in the house, and they again to their acquaintances: but, lo and behold you, who should insist on getting a whang of it but the friar, which he rolled up in a piece of paper, and put it in his pocket. "I"ll have good fun," says he, "dividing this to-morrow among the colleens when I"m collecting my oats--the sorra one of me but I"ll make them give me the worth of it of something, if it was only a fat hen or a square of bacon."
* A liberal portion torn off a thick cake.
"After tay the ould folk got full of talk; the youngsters danced round them; the friar sung like a thrush, and told many a droll story. The tailor had got drunk a little too early, and had to be put to bed, but he was now as fresh as ever, and able to dance a hornpipe, which he did on a door. The Dorans and the Flanagans had got quite thick after drubbing one another--Ned Doran began his courtship with Alley Flanagan on that day, and they were married soon after, so that the two factions joined, and never had another battle until the day of her berrial, when they were at it as fresh as ever. Several of those that were at the wedding were lying drunk about the ditches, or roaring, and swaggering, and singing about the place. The night falling, those that were dancing on the green removed to the barn. Father Corrigan and Father James weren"t ill off; but as for the friar, although he was as pleasant as a lark, there was hardly any such thing as making him tipsy. Father Corrigan wanted him to dance--"What!" says he, "would you have me to bring on an earthquake, Michael?--but who ever heard of a follower of St. Domnick, bound by his vow to voluntary poverty and mortification----young couple, your health--will anybody tell mo who mixed this, for they"ve knowledge worth a folio of the fathers----poverty and mortification, going to shake his heel? By the bones of St. Domnick, I"d desarve to be suspinded if I did. Will no one tell me who mixed this, I say, for they had a jewel of a hand at it?--Och--
"Let parsons prache and pray-- Let priests to pray and prache, sir; What"s the rason they Don"t practise what they tache, sir?
Forral, orral, loll, Forral, orral, laddy--
_Sho da slainthah ma collenee agus ma bouchalee_. Hoigh, oigh, oigh, healths all! gintlemen seculars! Molshy," says the friar to my mother-in-law, "send that bocaun* to bed--poor fellow, he"s almost off--rouse yourself, James! It"s aisy to see that he"s but young at it yet--that"s right--he"s sound asleep--just toss him into bed, and in an hour or so he"ll be as fresh as a daisy.
* A soft, unsophisticated youth.
Let parsons prache and pray-- -----Forral, orral, loll."
"For dear"s sake, Father Rooney," says my uncle, running in, in a great hurry, "keep yourself quiet a little; here"s the Squire and Mister Francis coming over to fulfil their promise; he would have come up airlier, he says, but that he was away all day at the "sizes."
""Very well," says the friar, "let him come--who"s afeard--mind yourself, Michael."
"In a minute or two they came in, and we all rose up of course to welcome them. The Squire shuck hands with the ould people, and afterwards with Mary and myself, wishing us all happiness, then with the two clergymen, and introduced Master Frank to them; and the friar made the young chap sit beside him. The masther then took a sate himself, and looked on while they were dancing, with a smile of good-humor on his face--while they, all the time, would give new touches and trebles, to show off all their steps before him. He was landlord both to my father and father-in-law; and it"s he that was the good man, and the gintleman every inch of him. They may all talk as they will, but commend me, Mr.
Morrow, to some of the ould squires of former times for a landlord.
The priests, with all their larning, were nothing to him for good breeding--he appeared so free, and so much at his ase, and even so respectful, that I don"t think there was one in the house but would put their two hands under his feet to do him a sarvice.
"When he sat a while, my mother-in-law came over with a gla.s.s of nice punch that she had mixed, at least equal to what the friar praised so well, and making a low curtshy, begged pardon for using such freedom with his honor, but hoped that he would just taste a little to the happiness of the young couple. He then drank our healths, and shuck hands with us both a second time, saying--although I can"t, at all at all, give it in anything like his own words--"I am glad," says he, to Mary"s parents, "that your daughter has made such a good choice;"--throth he did--the Lord be merciful to his sowl--G.o.d forgive me for what I was going to say, and he a Protestant;--but if ever one of yez went to heaven, Mr. Morrow, he did;--" such a prudent choice; and I congr--con--grathu-late you," says he to my father, "on your connection with so industrious and respectable a family. You are now beginning the world for yourselves," says he to Mary and me, "and I cannot propose a better example to you both than that of your respective parents. From this forrid," says he, "I"m to considher you my tenants; and I wish to take this opportunity of informing you both, that should you act up to the opinion I entertain of you, by an attentive coorse of industry and good management, you will find in me an encouraging and indulgent landlord. I know, Shane," says he to me, smiling a little, knowingly enough too, "that you have been a little wild or so, but that"s past, I trust. You have now sarious duties to perform, which you cannot neglect--but you will not neglect them; and be a.s.sured, I say again, that I shall feel pleasure in rendhering you every a.s.sistance in my power in the cultivation and improvement of your farm."--"Go over, both of you," says my father, "and thank his honor, and promise to do everything he says." Accordingly, we did so; I made my sc.r.a.pe as well as I could, and Mary blushed to the eyes, and dropp"d her curtshy.
""Ah!" says the friar, "see what it is to have a good landlord and a Christian gintleman to dale with. This is the feeling which should always bind a landlord and his tenants together. If I know your character, Squire Whitethorn, I believe you"re not the man that would put a Protestant tenant over the head of a Catholic one, which shows, sir, your own good sense; for what is a difference of religion, when people do what they ought to do? Nothing but the name. I trust, sir, we shall meet in a better place than this--both Protestant and Catholic"
""I am happy, sir," says the Squire, "to hear such principles from a man who I thought was bound to hould different opinions."
""Ah, sir!" says the friar, "you little know who you"re talking to, if you think so. I happened to be collecting a taste of oats, with the permission of my friend Doctor Corrigan here, for I"m but a poor friar, sir, and dropped in _by mere accident_; but, you know the hospitality of our country, Squire; and that"s enough--go they would not allow me, and I was mintioning to this young gintleman, your son, how we collected the oats, and he insisted on my calling--a generous, n.o.ble child! I hope, sir, you have got proper instructors for him?"
""Yes," said the Squire; "I"m taking care of that point."
"What do you think, sir, but he insists on my calling over to-morrow, that he may give me his share of oats, as I told him that I was a friar, and that he was a little parishioner of mine: but I added, that that wasn"t right of him, without his papa"s consent."
""Well, sir," says the Squire, "as he has promised, I will support him; so if you"ll ride over to-morrow, you shall have a sack of oats--at all events I shall send you a sack in the course of the day."
""I humbly thank you, sir," says Father Rooney and I thank my n.o.ble little parishioner for his generosity to the poor old friar--G.o.d mark you to grace, my dear; and wherever you go, take the ould man"s blessing along with you."
"They then bid us good-night, and we rose and saw them to the door.
"Father Corrigan now appeared to be getting sleepy. While this was going on, I looked about me, but couldn"t see Mary. The tailor was just beginning to get a little hearty once more. Supper waa talked of, but there was no one that could ate anything; even the friar, was against it. The clergy now got their horses, the friar laving his oats behind him; for we promised to send them home, and something more along with them the next day. Father James was roused up, but could hardly stir with a _hedd.i.c.k_. Father Corrigan was correct enough; but when the friar got up, he ran a little to the one side, upsetting Sonsy Mary that sat a little beyond him. He then called over my mother-in-law to the dresser, and after some collogin (* whispering) she slipped two fat fowl, that had never been touched, into one of his coat pockets, that was big enough to hould a leg of mutton. My father then called me over and said, "Shane," says he, "hadn"t you better slip Father Rooney a bottle or two of that whiskey; there"s plenty of it there that wasn"t touched, and you won"t be a bit the poorer of it, may be, this day twelve months." I accordingly dropped two bottles of it into the other pocket, so that his Reverence was well balanced any how.
""Now," said he, "before I go, kneel down both of you, till I give you my benediction."
"We accordingly knelt down, and he gave us his blessing in Latin before he bid us good-night!
"After they went, Mary threw the stocking--all the unmarried folks coming in the dark, to see who it would hit. Bless my sowl, but she was the droll Mary--for what did she do, only put a big brogue of her father"s into it, that was near two pounds weight; and who should it hit on the bare sconce, but Billy Cormick, the tailor--who thought he was fairly shot, for it levelled the crathur at once; though that wasn"t hard to do any how.
"This was the last ceremony: and Billy was well continted to get the knock, for you all know, whoever the stocking strikes upon is to be married first. After this, my mother and mother-in-law set them to the dancing--and "twas themselves that kept it up till long after daylight the next morning--but first they called me into the next room where Mary was; and--and--so ends my wedding; by the same token that I"m as dry as a stick."
"Come, Nancy," says Andy Morrow, "replenish again for us all, with a double measure for Shane Fadh--because he well desarves it."
"Why, Shane," observed Alick, "you must have a terrible memory of your own, or you couldn"t tell it all so exact."
"There"s not a man in the four provinces has sich a memory," replied Shane. "I never hard that story yet, but I could repate it in fifty years afterwards. I could walk up any town in the kingdom, and let me look at the signs and I would give them to you agin jist exactly as they stood."
Thus ended the account of Shane Fadh"s wedding; and, after finishing the porter, they all returned home, with an understanding that they were to meet the next night in the same place.
LARRY M"FARLAND"S WAKE.
The succeeding evening found them all a.s.sembled about Ned"s fireside in the usual manner; where M"Roarkin, after a wheezy fit of coughing and a draught of Nancy"s Porter, commenced to give them an account of Larry M"Farland"s Wake. We have observed before, that M"Roarkin was desperately asthmatic, a circ.u.mstance which he felt to be rather an unpleasant impediment to the indulgence either of his mirth or sorrow.
Every chuckle at his own jokes ended in a disastrous fit of coughing; and when he became pathetic, his sorrow was most ungraciously dissipated by the same cause; two facts which were highly relished by his audience.
"Lakry M"Fakland, when a young man, was considered the best laborer within a great ways of him; and no servant-man in the parish got within five shillings a quarter of his wages. Often and often, when his time would be near out, he"d have offers from the rich farmers and gintlemen about him, of higher terms; so that he was seldom with one masther more nor a year at the very most. He could handle a flail with e"er a man that ever stepped in black leather; and at spade-work there wasn"t his aquil. Indeed, he had a brain for everything: he could thatch better nor many that arned their bread by it; could make a slide-car, straddle, or any other rough carpenter work, that it would surprise you to think of it; could work a kish or side creel beautifully; mow as much as any two men, and go down a ridge of corn almost as fast as you could walk; was a great hand at ditching, or draining meadows and bogs; but above all things he was famous for building hay-ricks and corn-stacks; and when Squire Farmer used to enter for the prize at the yearly plowing-match, he was sure to borrow the loan of Larry from whatever master he happened to be working with. And well he might, for the year out of four that he hadn"t Larry he lost the prize: and every one knew that if Larry had been at the tail of his plough, they would have had a tighter job of it in beating him.
"Larry was a light, airy young man, that knew his own value; and was proud enough, G.o.d knows, of what he could do. He was, indeed, two much up to sport and divarsion, and never knew his own mind for a week. It was against him that he never stayed long in one place; for when he got a house of his own afterwards, he had no one that cared anything in particular about him. Whenever any man would hire him, he"d take care to have Easter and Whiss"n Mondays to himself, and one or two of the Christmas Maragahmores.* He was also a great dancer, fond of the dhrop--and used to dress above his station: going about with a shop-cloth coat, ca.s.simoor small-clothes, and a Caroline hat; so that you would little think he was a poor sarvint-man, laboring for his wages. One way or other, the money never sted long with him; but he had light spirits, depended entirely on his good hands, and cared very little about the world, provided he could take his own fling out of it.
* Anglice--Big markets. There are three of these held before Christmas, and one or two before Easter, to enable the country folks to make their markets, and prepare for the more comfortably celebrating those great convivial festivals. They are almost as numerously attended as fairs; for which reason they are termed "big markets."
"In this way he went on from year to year, changing from one master to another; every man that would employ him thinking he might get him to stop with him for a constancy. But it was all useless; he"d be off after half a year, or sometimes a year at the most, for he was fond of roving; and that man would never give himself any trouble about him afterwards; though, may be if he had continted himself with him, and been sober and careful, he would be willing to a.s.sist and befriend him, when he might stand in need of a.s.sistance.
"It"s an ould proverb, that "birds of a feather flock together," and Larry was a good proof of this, There was in the same neighborhood a young woman name Sally Lowry, who was just the other end of himself (*
meaning his counterpart) for a pair of good hands, a love of dress and of dances. She was well-looking, too, and knew it; light and showy, but a tight and clane sarvint, any way. Larry and she, in short, began to coort, and were pulling a coard together for as good as five or six years. Sally, like Larry, always made a bargain, when hiring, to have the holly-days to herself; and on these occasions she and Larry would meet and sport their figure; going off with themselves, as soon as ma.s.s would, be over, into Ballymavourneen, where he would collect a pack of fellows about him, and she a set of her own friends; and there they"d sit down and drink for the length of a day, laving themselves without a penny of whatever little aiming the dress left behind it; for Larry was never right, except when he was giving a thrate to some one or other.
"After corrousing away till evening, they"d then set off to a dance; and when they"d stay there till it would be late, he should see her home, of coorse, never parting till they"d settle upon meeting another day.