"Why are you so obnoxious, Motley?" Clete said. "Is it because you"re fat and ugly, or is it because you"re fat and dumb? It"s a mystery to all of us."
"Except I hear the broad says you told Segura he was going to take a big fall. Not smart of the Bobbsey Twins in homicide," Motley said.
"Here"s to the rapid spread of sickle cell," Clete said, and toasted Sergeant Motley with his coffee cup.
"My d.i.c.k in your ear," Motley said.
"Lay off it," I said.
"With this guy you"ve either got to use some humor or a can of insecticide," Clete said.
A few minutes later Captain Guidry told me to come into his office. I wasn"t looking forward to talking with the captain, but I was relieved to get away from Clete.
Captain Guidry scratched the hair implants in his head and looked up at me from behind his horn-rimmed gla.s.ses. My report and Clete"s were side by side on his desk.
"The lab found some marijuana ash and grains of cocaine in the car," he said. His voice was flat and reserved.
"Motley just told us."
He picked up a pencil and began drumming it on his palm.
"They also said a round fired from inside the car bounced off the window frame and blew gla.s.s out into the street," he said. "A second round went up through the roof, which would indicate the shooter was. .h.i.t by that time. A yardman across the street says he heard a sound like a firecracker inside the Cadillac, then he saw you two start shooting. It"s all working for you, Dave."
"What"s the dwarf say?" I asked.
"Nothing. All he wants is an airplane ticket to Managua."
"Something"s not getting said here, Captain."
"I"ve been over your reports. Very neat stuff. I think they"ll get you by Internal Affairs."
"That"s good."
"My own opinion is they stink. Tell me why a guy with no arrests, who Whiplash Wineburger would have had back on the street in thirty minutes, would throw down on two armed cops."
I didn"t answer.
"Do you think he had a suicidal personality?" the captain asked.
"I don"t know."
"Did Segura tell him to do it?"
"No."
"Then why did this guy pull his own plug?" His hand closed on the pencil.
"Internal Affairs gets paid to sort that stuff out."
"To h.e.l.l with Internal Affairs. I don"t like reading a report on two deaths that says "fill in the blanks.""
"I can"t tell you anything else, Captain."
"I can. I think something else happened out there. I think also you"re covering Purcel"s b.u.t.t. That"s not loyalty. It"s stupidity."
"The essential fact of my report is that somebody pulled a pistol on a police officer and fired it at him."
"You keep telling yourself that. In the meantime, let me tell you a couple of my observations. The guys in Internal Affairs will mutter around over this stuff, ask you a few hard questions, make you feel uncomfortable a little while, maybe even really try to stick a finger in your eye. But eventually they"ll cut you loose and everybody around here will ask you guys out for a beer. But you"re going to take the suspicion of a wrongful death with you. It"s like a cloud you drag along everywhere you go. Sometimes it even grows into a legend. How about Motley and those guys on the wrist-chain that suffocated to death in the elevator?"
I had to look away from his face.
"It"s between Purcel and other people, Captain. I didn"t deal the play out there," I said.
"I"m sorry to see you take that position, Dave." He opened his palm and dropped his pencil on the top of his desk blotter. "I"ll make one other suggestion before you go. Take Purcel with you to some meetings. Also, if you"re going to cover for a partner who"s going out of control, you"d d.a.m.n well better be able to take the consequences."
It wasn"t the best of all possible mornings.
A half hour later the phone in our office rang.
"Guess who," the voice said.
"The Howdy Doody Show."
"Guess what I"m doing."
"I"m not interested."
"I"m looking at the photographic art on the front page of the Picayune," Fitzpatrick said. "I underestimated your flair for the dramatic. These are the kinds of pictures we used to see in The Police Gazette-grainy black and white stuff, car doors thrown open, bodies hanging out on the street, pools of black blood on the seats. Congratulations, you greased the one solid connection we had."
"If you want to get on my case this morning, you"ll have to stand in line. As far as I"m concerned, your meter is already on overtime. In fact-"
"Shut up, Lieutenant."
"What did you say?"
"You heard me. I"m mad as h.e.l.l right now. You"ve done a lot of damage."
"You weren"t out there, bud."
"I didn"t have to be. I had a real strong tingle down in the genitals that it might go like this, and you didn"t disappoint me."
"You want to explain that?"
"I"m not sure you can handle it. I thought you were a bright guy. Instead, it doesn"t look like you can put one foot after another without somebody painting Arthur Murray dance steps on the floor for you."
I didn"t answer. My hand was clenched on the telephone receiver and starting to perspire. Clete was looking curiously at my face.
"Are you where you can talk?" Fitzpatrick said.
"I"m in my office."
"Who"s there with you?"
"My partner, Purcel." ; "Yeah, sure you can talk," he said irritably. "I"ll pick you up in front of the Acme Oyster Bar on Iberville in ten minutes. I"ll be driving a blue Plymouth rental."
"I don"t think so."
"You either be there or I"ll come up to your houseboat tonight and knock out your G.o.dd.a.m.n teeth. That"s a personal promise."
I waited ten minutes for him in front of the Acme, then went inside and bought a Dr Pepper in a cup of crushed ice with a sliced lime and drank it outside in the sunlight. I could see the spires of St. Louis Cathedral, where I sometimes went to Ma.s.s, shining in the clear morning air. By the time Fitzpatrick drew up to the curb, my anger had subsided to the point that I was no longer going to pull him out of his automobile by his necktie. But when I sat down in the pa.s.senger"s seat I did reach across and turn off his ignition.
"Before we go anywhere, let"s sort out a couple of things," I said. "I don"t think you"ve paid enough dues to be telling people to shut up or making threats to them over the phone. But if you think you"re a serious rock-and-roller, we can go over to the Y and slip on the gloves and see what develops."
He nodded and clicked his fingernails indifferently on the steering wheel.
"Don"t worry, they"ve got a first-aid man there in case you"re a bleeder," I said.
"Okay, you"ve made your point."
"You"re not too big on hanging tough, are you?"
"I wanted you out of your office. If you"ll notice your present geography, you"re sitting in my automobile and not at the First District. Is it all right if I start the car now?"
"I think you federal guys just have to do everything with three-cushion shots. Wouldn"t it be easier for you and me to go into Captain Guidry"s office and talk about this stuff in a reasonable way? We don"t want guys like Philip Murphy and his trained psychopaths running around New Orleans any more than you do. The captain"s a good man. He"ll help you if he can."
He started the engine and pulled into the traffic. The sunlight fell across his freckled face and candy-striped Arrow shirt.
"Is Purcel a good man?" he asked.
"He"s got some problems, but he"s working on them."
"You think he"s clean?"
"As far as I know."
"Six weeks ago we had reason to be in a trick pad. His name was in the girl"s book. He was a weekly banger. There was no entry about charge, either."
I took a deep breath.
"He"s had marital trouble," I said.
"Come off it. We"re talking about a compromised cop who started popping caps yesterday on a possible government witness. Which of you nailed Segura?"
"I did. He was trying to get out the door, and he raised up right in front of me."
"I"ll bet one of Purcel"s rounds was already in him. What did the autopsy say?"
"I don"t know."
"Great."
"You"re telling me Clete wanted to kill Segura?"
"It"s a possibility."
"I don"t buy it."
"You don"t buy lots of things, Lieutenant. But there"s people just like you in my bureau. That"s why they"re sending me back to Boston next week."
"You"re off it?"
"I will be. I haven"t made my case and there"s other work waiting."
He looked across at me, and for the first time I felt a liking for him. Under all the invective he was a full nine-inning pitcher. We bought a bucket of fried shrimp and two cartons of dirty rice and ate it in a small, shady park off Napoleon Avenue. A bunch of black and white and Chicano kids were playing a workup game in front of an old chicken-wire backstop. They were rough, working-cla.s.s boys and they played the game with a fierce physical courage and recklessness. The pitcher threw spitters and beanb.a.l.l.s; the base runners broke up double plays with elbows and knees, and sanded their faces off in headlong slides; the catcher stole the ball out from under the batter"s swing with his bare hand; and the third baseman played so far in on the gra.s.s that a line drive would tear his head off. I thought it no wonder that foreigners were awed by the innocent and naive nature of American aggressiveness.
"Does anything about elephants figure in all this?" I asked.
"Elephants? No, that"s a new one. Where"d you get it?"
"I heard Lovelace Deshotels was giggling about elephants when Segura"s people shot her up. I dropped it on Segura, and his face twitched like a plumber"s helper."
"Well, we"ve got a second chance. I found her roommate, a Mexican girl from the same ma.s.sage parlor, and she wants to stick it to all these b.a.s.t.a.r.ds."
"Why is she talking to you instead of me?"
"She seems to think you guys are cretins. Is there a vice sergeant down there named Motley?"
"Yep."
"She says his zipper"s open."
"Sounds accurate."
"She"s a dancer in a nude bar out by the airport now. For three hundred dollars she says she can turn a couple of interesting people for us, then she wants to take her little girl back to San Antonio and study to be a hairdresser."
"It sounds like a shuck to me."
"I think she"s straight. Her boyfriend was a Nicaraguan ex-national guardsman who worked for Segura. Then he beat her up and stole her money. They"re a cla.s.s bunch, those guys. Now she wants to blow Dodge. It seems reasonable to me."
"I think she"s selling the same information Didi Gee already gave me."
"She"s hip about Bobby Joe Starkweather. She says he"s a latent bone-smoker and can"t make it with women. He threw a waitress out of a hotel window, and some local hood got fried for it up at Angola."
I looked away at the boys playing workup.
"What"s the matter?" Fitzpatrick asked.
"I knew him. His name was Johnny Ma.s.sina."