"Hi, Carlos," Michael says.
"Still mad?" Carlos asks.
"No."
"What have you been doing?"
"Nothing."
"That"s what I figured. Interested in a job?"
"No."
"You mean you"re just sitting around there all day?"
"At the moment, I"m giving a tea party."
"Sure," Carlos says. "Would you like to go out for a beer? I could come over after work."
"I don"t care," Michael says.
"You sound pretty depressed."
"Why don"t you cast a spell and make things better?" Michael says. "There goes the water. Maybe I"ll see you later."
"You"re not really drinking tea, are you?"
"Yes," Michael says. "Goodbye."
He takes the water into the living room and pours it into Mary Anne"s teapot.
"Don"t scald yourself," he says, "or we"re both screwed."
"Where"s the tea bag, Daddy?"
"Oh, yeah." He gets a tea bag from the kitchen and drops it into the pot. "You"re young, you"re supposed to use your imagination," he says. "But here it is."
"We need something to go with our tea, Daddy."
"You won"t eat your dinner."
"Yes, I will."
He goes to the kitchen and gets a bag of M&Ms. "Don"t eat too many of these," he says.
"I"ve got to get out of this town," the woman on television is saying. "You know I"ve got to go now, because of Tom"s dependency on Rita."
Mary Anne carefully pours two tiny cups full of tea.
"We can drink this, can"t we, Daddy?"
"I guess so. If it doesn"t make you sick."
Michael looks at his daughter and her friend enjoying their tea party. He goes into the bathroom and takes his pipe off the window ledge, closes the door and opens the window, and lights it. He sits on the bathroom floor with his legs crossed, listening to the woman weeping on television. He notices Mary Anne"s bunny. Its eyebrows are raised with amazement at him. It is ridiculous to be sitting in the bathroom getting stoned while a tea party is going on and a woman shrieks in the background. "What else can I do?" he whispers to the bunny. He envies the bunny-the way it clutches the bar of soap to its chest. When he hears Elsa come in, he leaves the bathroom and goes into the hall and puts his arms around her, thinking about the bunny and the soap. Mick Jagger sings to him: "All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke..."
"Elsa," he says, "what are your dreams?"
"That your dealer will die," she says.
"He won"t. He"s only twenty years old."
"Maybe Carlos will put a curse on him. Carlos killed his G.o.dfather, you know."
"Be serious. Tell me one real dream," Michael says.
"I told you."
Michael lets her go and walks into the living room. He looks out the window and sees Carlos"s car pull up in front of the walk. He goes out and gets into Carlos"s car. He stares down the street.
"Don"t feel like saying h.e.l.lo, I take it," Carlos says.
Michael shakes his head.
"h.e.l.l," Carlos says, "I don"t know what I keep coming around for you for."
Michael"s mood is contagious. Carlos starts the car angrily and roars away, throwing a curse on a boxwood at the edge of the lawn.
Wolf Dreams
When Cynthia was seventeen she married Ewell W. G. Peterson. The initials stood for William Gordon; his family called him William, her parents called him W.G. (letting him know that they thought his initials were pretentious), and Cynthia called him Pete, which is what his Army buddies called him. Now she had been divorced from Ewell W. G. Peterson for nine years, and what he had been called was a neutral thing to remember about him. She didn"t hate him. Except for his name, she hardly remembered him. At Christmas, he sent her a card signed "Pete," but only for a few years after the divorce, and then they stopped. Her second husband, whom she married when she was twenty-eight, was named Lincoln Divine. They were divorced when she was twenty-nine and a half. No Christmas cards. Now she was going to marry Charlie Pinehurst. Her family hated Charlie-or perhaps just the idea of a third marriage-but what she hated was the way Charlie"s name got mixed up in her head with Pete"s and Lincoln"s. Ewell W. G. Peterson, Lincoln Divine, Charlie Pinehurst, she kept thinking, as if she needed to memorize them. In high school her English teacher had made her memorize poems that made no sense. There was no way you could remember what came next in those poems. She got Ds all through high school, and she didn"t like the job she got after she graduated, so she was happy to marry Pete when he asked her, even if it did mean leaving her friends and her family to live on an Army base. She liked it there. Her parents had told her she would never be satisfied with anything; they were surprised when it turned out that she had no complaints about living on the base. She got to know all the wives, and they had a diet club, and she lost twenty pounds, so that she got down to what she weighed when she started high school. She also worked at the local radio station, recording stories and poems-she never knew why they were recorded-and found that she didn"t mind literature if she could just read it and not have to think about it. Pete hung around with the men when he had time off; they never really saw much of each other. He accused her of losing weight so she could attract "a khaki lover." "One"s not enough for you?" he asked. But when he was around, he didn"t want to love her; he"d work out with the barbells in the spare bedroom. Cynthia liked having two bedrooms. She liked the whole house. It was a frame row house with shutters missing downstairs, but it was larger than her parents" house inside. When they moved in, all the Army wives said the same thing-that the bedroom wouldn"t be spare for long. But it stayed empty, except for the barbells and some kind of trapeze that Pete hung from the ceiling. It was nice living on the base, though. Sometimes she missed it.
With Lincoln, Cynthia lived in an apartment in Columbus, Ohio. "It"s a good thing you live halfway across the country," her father wrote her, "because your mother surely does not want to see that black man, who claims his father was a Cherappy Indian." She never met Lincoln"s parents, so she wasn"t sure herself about the Indian thing. One of Lincoln"s friends, who was always trying to be her lover, told her that Lincoln Divine wasn"t even his real name-he had made it up and got his old name legally changed when he was twenty-one. "It"s like believing in Santa Claus," the friend told her. "There is no Lincoln Divine."
Charlie was different from Pete and Lincoln. Neither of them paid much attention to her, but Charlie was attentive. During the years, she had regained the twenty pounds she lost when she was first married and added twenty-five more on top of that. She was going to have to get in shape before she married Charlie, even though he wanted to marry her now. "I"ll take it as is," Charlie said. "Ready-made can be altered." Charlie was a tailor. He wasn"t really a tailor, but his brother had a shop, and to make extra money Charlie did alterations on the weekends. Once, when they were both a little drunk, Cynthia and Charlie vowed to tell each other a dark secret. Cynthia told Charlie she had had an abortion just before she and Pete got divorced. Charlie was really shocked by that. "That"s why you got so fat, I guess," he said. "Happens when they fix animals, too." She didn"t know what he was talking about, and she didn"t want to ask. She"d almost forgotten it herself. Charlie"s secret was that he knew how to run a sewing machine. He thought it was "woman"s work." She thought that was crazy; she had told him something important, and he had just said he knew how to run a sewing machine.
"We"re not going to live in any apartment," Charlie said. "We"re going to live in a house." And "You"re not going to have to go up and down stairs. We"re going to find a split-level." And "It"s not going to be any neighborhood that"s getting worse. Our neighborhood is going to be getting better." And "You don"t have to lose weight. Why don"t you marry me now, and we can get a house and start a life together?"
But she wouldn"t do it. She was going to lose twenty pounds and save enough money to buy a pretty wedding dress. She had already started using more makeup and letting her hair grow, as the beauty-parlor operator had suggested, so that she could have curls that fell to her shoulders on her wedding day. She"d been reading brides" magazines, and long curls were what she thought was pretty. Charlie hated the magazines. He thought the magazines had told her to lose twenty pounds-that the magazines were responsible for keeping him waiting.
She had nightmares. A recurring nightmare was one in which she stood at the altar with Charlie, wearing a beautiful long dress, but the dress wasn"t quite long enough, and everyone could see that she was standing on a scale. What did the scale say? She would wake up peering into the dark and get out of bed and go to the kitchen.
This night, as she dipped potato chips into cheddar-cheese dip, she reread a letter from her mother: "You are not a bad girl, and so I do not know why you would get married three times. Your father does not count that black man as a marriage, but I have got to, and so it is three. That"s too many marriages, Cynthia. You are a good girl and know enough now to come home and settle down with your family. We are willing to look out for you, even your dad, and warn you not to make another dreadful mistake." There was no greeting, no signature. The letter had probably been dashed off by her mother when she, too, had insomnia. Cynthia would have to answer the note, but she didn"t think her mother would be convinced by anything she could say. If she thought her parents would be convinced she was making the right decision by seeing Charlie, she would have asked him to meet her parents. But her parents liked people who had a lot to say, or who could make them laugh ("break the monotony," her father called it), and Charlie didn"t have a lot to say. Charlie was a very serious person. He was also forty years old, and he had never been married. Her parents would want to know why that was. You couldn"t please them: they hated people who were divorced and they were suspicious of single people. So she had never suggested to Charlie that he meet her parents. Finally, he suggested it himself. Cynthia thought up excuses, but Charlie saw through them. He thought it was all because he had confessed to her that he sewed. She was ashamed of him-that was the real reason she was putting off the wedding, and why she wouldn"t introduce him to her parents. "No," she said. "No, Charlie. No, no, no." And because she had said it so many times, she was convinced. "Then set a date for the wedding," he told her. "You"ve got to say when." She promised to do that the next time she saw him, but she couldn"t think right, and that was because of the notes that her mother wrote her, and because she couldn"t get any sleep, and because she got depressed by taking off weight and gaining it right back by eating at night.
As long as she couldn"t sleep, and there were only a few potato chips left, which she might as well finish off, she decided to level with herself the same way she and Charlie had the night they told their secrets. She asked herself why she was getting married. Part of the answer was that she didn"t like her job. She was a typer-a typist typist, the other girls always said, correcting her-and also she was thirty-two, and if she didn"t get married soon she might not find anybody. She and Charlie would live in a house, and she could have a flower garden, and, although they had not discussed it, if she had a baby she wouldn"t have to work. It was getting late if she intended to have a baby. There was no point in asking herself more questions. Her head hurt, and she had eaten too much and felt a little sick, and no matter what she thought she knew she was still going to marry Charlie.
Cynthia would marry Charlie on February the tenth. That was what she told Charlie, because she hadn"t been able to think of a date and she had to say something, and that was what she would tell her boss, Mr. Greer, when she asked if she could be given her week"s vacation then.
"We would like to be married the tenth of February, and, if I could, I"d like to have the next week off."
"I"m looking for that calendar."
"What?"
"Sit down and relax, Cynthia. You can have the week off if that isn"t the week when-"
"Mr. Greer, I could change the date of the wedding."
"I"m not asking you to do that. Please sit down while I-"
"Thank you. I don"t mind standing."
"Cynthia, let"s just say that week is fine."
"Thank you."
"If you like standing, what about having a hot dog with me down at the corner?" he said to Cynthia.
That surprised her. Having lunch with her boss! She could feel the heat of her cheeks. A crazy thought went through her head: Cynthia Greer. It got mixed up right away with Peterson, Divine, and Pinehurst.
At the hot-dog place, they stood side by side, eating hot dogs and french fries.
"It"s none of my business," Mr. Greer said to her, "but you don"t seem like the most excited bride-to-be. I mean, you do seem excited, but..."
Cynthia continued to eat.
"Well?" he asked. "I was just being polite when I said it was none of my business."
"Oh, that"s all right. Yes, I"m very happy. I"m going to come back to work after I"m married, if that"s what you"re thinking."
Mr. Greer was staring at her. She had said something wrong.
"I"m not sure that we"ll go on a honeymoon. We"re going to buy a house."
"Oh? Been looking at some houses?"
"No. We might look for houses."
"You"re very hard to talk to," Mr. Greer said.
"I know. I"m not thinking quickly. I make so many mistakes typing."
A mistake to have told him that. He didn"t pick it up.
"February will be a nice time to have off," he said pleasantly.
"I picked February because I"m dieting, and by then I"ll have lost weight."
"Oh? My wife is always dieting. She"s eating fourteen grapefruit a week on this new diet she"s found."
"That"s the grapefruit diet."
Mr. Greer laughed.
"What did I do that was funny?"
She sees Mr. Greer is embarra.s.sed. A mistake to have embarra.s.sed him.
"I don"t think right when I haven"t had eight hours" sleep, and I haven"t even had close to that. And on this diet I"m always hungry."
"Are you hungry? Would you like another hot dog?"
"That would be nice," she says.
He orders another hot dog and talks more as she eats.
"Sometimes I think it"s best to forget all this dieting," he says. "If so many people are fat, there must be something to it."
"But I"ll get fatter and fatter."
"And then what?" he says. "What if you did? Does your fiance like thin women?"
"He doesn"t care if I lose weight or not. He probably wouldn"t care."
"Then you"ve got the perfect man. Eat away."
When she finishes that hot dog, he orders another for her.
"A world full of food, and she eats fourteen grapefruit a week."
"Why don"t you tell her not to diet, Mr. Greer?"
"She won"t listen to me. She reads those magazines, and I can"t do anything."
"Charlie hates those magazines, too. Why do men hate magazines?"
"I don"t hate all magazines. I don"t hate Newsweek Newsweek."
She tells Charlie that her boss took her to lunch. At first he is impressed. Then he seems let down. Probably he is disappointed that his boss didn"t take him to lunch.
"What did you talk about?" Charlie asks.
"Me. He told me I could get fat-that it didn"t matter."
"What else did he say?"