Tears rolled out of her little eyes as she spoke, and she covered her round face with her pocket-handkerchief.
Had Colonel Newcome read the paper that morning, he might have seen amongst what are called the fashionable announcements, the cause, perhaps, why his sister-in-law had exhibited so much anger and virtue.
The Morning Post stated, that yesterday Sir Brian and Lady Newcome entertained at dinner His Excellency the Persian Amba.s.sador and Bucksheesh Bey; the Right Honourable Cannon Rowe, President of the Board of Control, and Lady Louisa Rowe; the Earl of H------, the Countess of Kew, the Earl of Kew, Sir Currey Baughton, Major-General and Mrs.
Hooker, Colonel Newcome, and Mr. Horace Fogey. Afterwards her ladyship had an a.s.sembly, which was attended by, etc. etc.
This catalogue of ill.u.s.trious names had been read by Mr. Newcome to her spouse at breakfast, with such comments as she was in the habit of making.
"The President of the Board of Control, the Chairman of the Court of Directors, and Ex-Governor-General of India, and a whole regiment of Kews. By Jove, Maria, the Colonel is in good company," cries Mr.
Newcome, with a laugh. "That"s the sort of dinner you should have given him. Some people to talk about India. When he dined with us he was put between old Lady Wormely and Professor Roots. I don"t wonder at his going to sleep after dinner. I was off myself once or twice during that confounded long argument between Professor Roots and Dr. Windus. That Windus is the deuce to talk."
"Dr. Windus is a man of science, and his name is of European celebrity!"
says Maria solemnly. "Any intellectual person would prefer such company to the t.i.tled n.o.bodies into whose family your brother has married."
"There you go, Polly; you are always having a shy at Lady Anne and her relations," says Mr. Newcome, good-naturedly.
"A shy! How can you use such vulgar words, Mr. Newcome? What have I to do with Sir Brian"s t.i.tled relations? I do not value n.o.bility. I prefer people of science--people of intellect--to all the rank in the world."
"So you do," says Hobson her spouse. "You have your party--Lady Anne has her party. You take your line--Lady Anne takes her line. You are a superior woman, my dear Polly; every one knows that. I"m a plain country farmer, I am. As long as you are happy, I am happy too. The people you get to dine here may talk Greek or algebra for what I care. By Jove, my dear, I think you can hold your own with the best of them."
"I have endeavoured by a.s.siduity to make up for time lost, and an early imperfect education," says Mrs. Newcome. "You married a poor country lawyer"s daughter. You did not seek a partner in the Peerage, Mr.
Newcome."
"No, no. Not such a confounded flat as that," cries Mr. Newcome, surveying his plump partner behind her silver teapot, with eyes of admiration.
"I had an imperfect education, but I knew its blessings, and have, I trust, endeavoured to cultivate the humble talents which Heaven has given me, Mr. Newcome."
"Humble, by Jove!" exclaims the husband. "No gammon of that sort, Polly.
You know well enough that you are a superior woman. I ain"t a superior man. I know that: one is enough in a family. I leave the reading to you, my dear. Here comes my horses. I say, I wish you"d call on Lady Anne to-day. Do go and see her, now that"s a good girl. I know she is flighty, and that; and Brian"s back is up a little. But he ain"t a bad fellow; and I wish I could see you and his wife better friends."
On his way to the City, Mr. Newcome rode to look at the new house, No. 120 Fitzroy Square, which his brother, the Colonel, had taken in conjunction with that Indian friend of his, Mr. Binnie. Shrewd old c.o.c.k, Mr. Binnie. Has brought home a good bit of money from India. Is looking out for safe investments. Has been introduced to Newcome Brothers. Mr.
Newcome thinks very well of the Colonel"s friend.
The house is vast, but, it must be owned, melancholy. Not long since it was a ladies" school, in an unprosperous condition. The scar left by Madame Latour"s bra.s.s plate may still be seen on the tall black door, cheerfully ornamented in the style of the end of the last century, with a funereal urn in the centre of the entry, and garlands, and the skulls of rams at each corner. Madame Latour, who at one time actually kept a large yellow coach, and drove her parlour young ladies in the Regent"s Park, was an exile from her native country (Islington was her birthplace, and Grigson her paternal name), and an outlaw at the suit of Samuel Sherrick: that Mr. Sherrick whose wine-vaults undermine Lady Whittlesea"s Chapel where the eloquent Honeyman preaches.
The house is Mr. Sherrick"s house. Some say his name is Shadrach, and pretend to have known him as an orange-boy, afterwards as a chorus-singer in the theatres, afterwards as secretary to a great tragedian. I know nothing of these stories. He may or he may not be a partner of Mr. Campion, of Shepherd"s Inn: he has a handsome villa, Abbey Road, St. John"s Wood, entertains good company, rather loud, of the sporting sort, rides and drives very showy horses, has boxes at the Opera whenever he likes, and free access behind the scenes: is handsome, dark, bright-eyed, with a quant.i.ty of jewellery, and a tuft to his chin; sings sweetly sentimental songs after dinner. Who cares a fig what was the religion of Mr. Sherrick"s ancestry, or what the occupation of his youth? Mr. Honeyman, a most respectable man surely, introduced Sherrick to the Colonel and Binnie.
Mr. Sherrick stocked their cellar with some of the wine over which Honeyman preached such lovely sermons. It was not dear; it was not bad when you dealt with Mr. Sherrick for wine alone. Going into his market with ready money in your hand, as our simple friends did, you were pretty fairly treated by Mr. Sherrick.
The house being taken, we may be certain there was fine amus.e.m.e.nt for Clive, Mr. Binnie, and the Colonel, in frequenting the sales, in the inspection of upholsterers" shops, and the purchase of furniture for the new mansion. It was like n.o.body else"s house. There were three masters with four or five servants over them. Kean for the Colonel and his son; a smart boy with boots for Mr. Binnie; Mrs. Kean to cook and keep house, with a couple of maids under her. The Colonel, himself, was great at making hash mutton, hot-pot, curry, and pillau. What cosy pipes did we not smoke in the dining-room, in the drawing-room, or where we would!
What pleasant evenings did we not have with Mr Binnie"s books and Schiedam! Then there were the solemn state dinners, at most of which the writer of this biography had a corner.
Clive had a tutor--Cirindey of Corpus--whom we recommended to him, and with whom the young gentleman did not fatigue his brains very much; but his great forte decidedly lay in drawing. He sketched the horses, he sketched the dogs; all the servants from the blear-eyed boot-boy to the rosy-cheeked la.s.s, Mrs. Kean"s niece, whom that virtuous housekeeper was always calling to come downstairs. He drew his father in all postures--asleep, on foot, on horseback; and jolly little Mr. Binnie, with his plump legs on a chair, or jumping briskly on the back of the cob which he rode. He should have drawn the pictures for this book, but that he no longer condescends to make sketches. Young Ridley was his daily friend now; and Grindley, his cla.s.sics and mathematics over in the morning, and the ride with father over, this pair of young men would constantly attend Gandish"s Drawing Academy, where, to be sure, Ridley pa.s.sed many hours at work on his art, before his young friend and patron could be spared from his books to his pencil.
"Oh," says Clive, "if you talk to him now about those early days, it was a jolly time! I do not believe there was any young fellow in London so happy." And there hangs up in his painting-room now, a head, painted at one sitting, of a man rather bald, with hair touched with grey, with a large moustache, and a sweet mouth half smiling beneath it, and melancholy eyes; and Clive shows that portrait of their grandfather to his children, and tells them that the whole world never saw a n.o.bler gentleman.
CHAPTER XVII. A School of Art
British art either finds her peculiar nourishment in melancholy, and loves to fix her abode in desert places; or it may be her purse is but slenderly furnished, and she is forced to put up with accommodations rejected by more prosperous callings. Some of the most dismal quarters of the town are colonised by her disciples and professors. In walking through streets which may have been gay and polite when ladies" chairmen jostled each other on the pavement, and linkboys with their torches lighted the beaux over the mud, who has not remarked the artist"s invasion of those regions once devoted to fashion and gaiety?
Centre windows of drawing-rooms are enlarged so as to reach up into bedrooms--bedrooms where Lady Betty has had her hair powdered, and where the painter"s north-light now takes possession of the place which her toilet-table occupied a hundred years ago. There are degrees in decadence: after the Fashion chooses to emigrate, and retreats from Soho or Bloomsbury, let us say, to Cavendish Square, physicians come and occupy the vacant houses, which still have a respectable look, the windows being cleaned, and the knockers and plates kept bright, and the doctor"s carriage rolling round the square, almost as fine as the countess"s, which has whisked away her ladyship to other regions. A boarding-house mayhap succeeds the physician, who has followed after his sick folks into the new country; and then d.i.c.k Tinto comes with his dingy bra.s.s plate, and breaks in his north window, and sets up his sitters" throne. I love his honest moustache, and jaunty velvet jacket; his queer figure, his queer vanities, and his kind heart. Why should he not suffer his ruddy ringlets to fall over his shirt-collar? Why should he deny himself his velvet? it is but a kind of fustian which costs him eighteenpence a yard. He is naturally what he is, and breaks out into costume as spontaneously as a bird sings, or a bulb bears a tulip. And as d.i.c.k, under yonder terrific appearance of waving cloak, bristling beard, and shadowy sombrero, is a good kindly simple creature, got up at a very cheap rate, his life is so consistent with his dress; he gives his genius a darkling swagger, and a romantic envelope, which, being removed, you find, not a bravo, but a kind chirping soul; not a moody poet avoiding mankind for the better company of his own great thoughts, but a jolly little chap who has an apt.i.tude for painting brocade gowns, a bit of armour (with figures inside them), or trees and cattle, or gondolas and buildings, or what not; an instinct for the picturesque, which exhibits itself in his works, and outwardly on his person; beyond this, a gentle creature loving his friends, his cups, feasts, merrymakings, and all good things. The kindest folks alive I have found among those scowling whiskeradoes. They open oysters with their yataghans, toast m.u.f.fins on their rapiers, and fill their Venice gla.s.ses with half-and-half. If they have money in their lean purses, be sure they have a friend to share it. What innocent gaiety, what jovial suppers on threadbare cloths, and wonderful songs after; what pathos, merriment, humour does not a man enjoy who frequents their company! Mr.
Clive Newcome, who has long since shaved his beard, who has become a family man, and has seen the world in a thousand different phases, avers that his life as an art-student at home and abroad was the pleasantest part of his whole existence. It may not be more amusing in the telling than the chronicle of a feast, or the accurate report of two lovers"
conversation; but the biographer, having brought his hero to the period of his life, is bound to relate it, before pa.s.sing to other occurrences which are to be narrated in their turn.
We may be sure the boy had many conversations with his affectionate guardian as to the profession which he should follow. As regarded mathematical and cla.s.sical learning, the elder Newcome was forced to admit, that out of every hundred boys, there were fifty as clever as his own, and at least fifty more industrious; the army in time of peace Colonel Newcome thought a bad trade for a young fellow so fond of ease and pleasure as his son: his delight in the pencil was manifest to all.
Were not his school-books full of caricatures of the masters? Whilst his tutor, Grindley, was lecturing him, did he not draw Grindley instinctively under his very nose? A painter Clive was determined to be, and nothing else; and Clive, being then some sixteen years of age, began to study the art, en regle, under the eminent Mr. Gandish, of Soho.
It was that well-known portrait-painter, Alfred Smee, Esq., R.A., who recommended Gandish to Colonel Newcome, one day when the two gentlemen met at dinner at Lady Anne Newcome"s table. Mr. Smee happened to examine some of Clive"s drawings, which the young fellow had executed for his cousins. Clive found no better amus.e.m.e.nt than in making pictures for them, and would cheerfully pa.s.s evening after evening in that diversion.
He had made a thousand sketches of Ethel before a year was over; a year, every day of which seemed to increase the attractions of the fair young creature, develop her nymph-like form, and give her figure fresh graces.
He also of course drew Alfred and the nursery in general, Aunt Anne and the Blenheim spaniels, and Mr. Kuhn and his earrings, the majestic John bringing in the coal-scuttle, and all persons or objects in that establishment with which he was familiar. "What a genius the lad has,"
the complimentary Mr. Smee averred; "what a force and individuality there is in all his drawings! Look at his horses! capital, by Jove, capital! and Alfred on his pony, and Miss Ethel in her Spanish hat, with her hair flowing in the wind! I must take this sketch, I positively must now, and show it to Landseer." And the courtly artist daintily enveloped the drawing in a sheet of paper, put it away in his hat, and vowed subsequently that the great painter had been delighted with the young man"s performance. Smee was not only charmed with Clive"s skill as an artist, but thought his head would be an admirable one to paint. Such a rich complexion, such fine turns in his hair! such eyes! to see real blue eyes was so rare nowadays! And the Colonel too, if the Colonel would but give him a few sittings, the grey uniform of the Bengal Cavalry, the silver lace, the little bit of red ribbon just to warm up the picture! it was seldom, Mr. Smee declared, that an artist could get such an opportunity for colour. With our hideous vermilion uniforms there was no chance of doing anything; Rubens himself could scarcely manage scarlet. Look at the horseman in Cuyp"s famous picture at the Louvre: the red was a positive blot upon the whole picture. There was nothing like French grey and silver! All which did not prevent Mr. Smee from painting Sir Brian in a flaring deputy-lieutenant"s uniform, and entreating all military men whom he met to sit to him in scarlet.
Clive Newcome the Academician succeeded in painting, of course for mere friendship"s sake, and because he liked the subject, though he could not refuse the cheque which Colonel Newcome sent him for the frame and picture; but no cajoleries could induce the old campaigner to sit to any artist save one. He said he should be ashamed to pay fifty guineas for the likeness of his homely face; he jocularly proposed to James Binnie to have his head put on the canvas, and Mr. Smee enthusiastically caught at the idea; but honest James winked his droll eyes, saying his was a beauty that did not want any paint; and when Mr. Smee took his leave after dinner in Fitzroy Square, where this conversation was held, James Binnie hinted that the Academician was no better than an old humbug, in which surmise he was probably not altogether incorrect. Certain young men who frequented the kind Colonel"s house were also somewhat of this opinion; and made endless jokes at the painter"s expense. Smee plastered his sitters with adulation as methodically as he covered his canvas. He waylaid gentlemen at dinner; he inveigled unsuspecting folks into his studio, and had their heads off their shoulders before they were aware.
One day, on our way from the Temple, through Howland Street, to the Colonel"s house, we beheld Major-General Sir Thomas de Boots, in full uniform, rushing from Smee"s door to his brougham. The coachman was absent refreshing himself at a neighbouring tap: the little street-boys cheered and hurrayed Sir Thomas, as, arrayed in gold and scarlet, he sate in his chariot. He blushed purple when he beheld us. No artist would have dared to imitate those purple tones: he was one of the numerous victims of Mr. Smee.
One day, then, day to be noted with a white stone, Colonel Newcome, with his son and Mr. Smee, R.A., walked from the Colonel"s house to Gandish"s, which was not far removed thence; and young Clive, who was a perfect mimic, described to his friends, and ill.u.s.trated, as was his wont, by diagrams, the interview which he had with that professor. "By Jove, you must see Gandish, pa!" cries Clive: "Gandish is worth the whole world. Come and be an art-student. You"ll find such jolly fellows there! Gandish calls it hart-student, and says, "Hars est celare Hartem"--by Jove he does! He treated us to a little Latin, as he brought out a cake and a bottle of wine, you know."
"The governor was splendid, sir. He wore gloves: you know he only puts them on on parade days; and turned out for the occasion spick and span.
He ought to be a general officer. He looks like a field-marshal--don"t he? You should have seen him bowing to Mrs. Gandish and the Miss Gandishes, dressed all in their best, round the cake-tray! He takes his gla.s.s of wine, and sweeps them all round with a bow. "I hope, young ladies," says he, "you don"t often go to the students" room. I"m afraid the young gentlemen would leave off looking at the statues if you came in." And so they would: for you never saw such guys; but the dear old boy fancies every woman is a beauty.
""Mr. Smee, you are looking at my picture of "Boadishia?"" says Gandish.
Wouldn"t he have caught it for his quant.i.ties at Grey Friars, that"s all.
""Yes--ah--yes," says Mr. Smee, putting his hand over his eyes, and standing before it, looking steady, you know, as if he was going to see whereabouts he should hit Boadishia.
""It was painted when you were a young man, four years before you were an a.s.sociate, Smee. Had some success in its time, and there"s good pints about that picture," Gandish goes on. "But I never could get my price for it; and here it hangs in my own room. Igh art won"t do in this country, Colonel--it"s a melancholy fact."
""High art! I should think it is high art!" whispers old Smee; "fourteen feet high, at least!" And then out loud he says "The picture has very fine points in it, Gandish, as you say. Foreshortening of that arm, capital! That red drapery carried off into the right of the picture very skilfully managed!"
""It"s not like portrait-painting, Smee--Igh art," says Gandish. "The models of the hancient Britons in that pictur alone cost me thirty pound--when I was a struggling man, and had just married my Betsey here.
You reckonise Boadishia, Colonel, with the Roman elmet, cuira.s.s, and javeling of the period--all studied from the hantique, sir, the glorious hantique."
""All but Boadicea," says father. "She remains always young." And he began to speak the lines out of Cowper, he did--waving his stick like an old trump--and famous they are," cries the lad:
"When the British warrior queen, Bleeding from the Roman rods"--
"Jolly verses! Haven"t I translated them into alcaics?" says Clive, with a merry laugh, and resumes his history.
""Oh, I must have those verses in my alb.u.m," cries one of the young ladies. "Did you compose them, Colonel Newcome?" But Gandish, you see, is never thinking about any works but his own, and goes on, "Study of my eldest daughter, exhibited 1816."
""No, pa, not "16," cries Miss Gandish. She don"t look like a chicken, I can tell you.
""Admired," Gandish goes on, never heeding her,--"I can show you what the papers said of it at the time--Morning Chronicle and Examiner--spoke most ighly of it. My son as an infant Ercules, stranglin the serpent over the piano. Fust conception of my picture of "Non Hangli said Hangeli.""
""For which I can guess who were the angels that sat," says father. Upon my word, that old governor! He is a little too strong. But Mr. Gandish listened no more to him than to Mr. Smee, and went on, b.u.t.tering himself all over, as I have read the Hottentots do. "Myself at thirty-three years of age!" says he, pointing to a portrait of a gentleman in leather breeches and mahogany boots; "I could have been a portrait-painter, Mr.
Smee."