driving up! What wrath Mr. Scowler, A.R.A., was in, because a young hop-o"-my-thumb dandy, who wore gold chains and his collars turned down, should spoil the trade and draw portraits for nothing! Why did none of the young men come to Scowler? Scowler was obliged to own that Mr. Newcome had considerable talent, and a good knack at catching a likeness. He could not paint a bit, to be sure, but his heads in black-and-white were really tolerable; his sketches of horses very vigorous and lifelike. Mr. Gandish said if Clive would come for three or four years into his academy he could make something of him. Mr. Smee shook his head, and said he was afraid, that kind of loose, desultory study, that keeping of aristocratic company, was anything but favourable to a young artist--Smee, who would walk five miles to attend an evening party of ever so little a great man!
CHAPTER XLIV. In which Mr. Charles Honeyman appears in an Amiable Light
Mr. Frederick Bayham waited at Fitzroy Square while Clive was yet talking with his friends there, and favoured that gentleman with his company home to the usual smoky refreshment. Clive always rejoiced in F.
B."s society, whether he was in a sportive mood, or, as now, in a solemn and didactic vein. F. B. had been more than ordinarily majestic all the evening. "I dare say you find me a good deal altered, Clive," he remarked; "I am a good deal altered. Since that good Samaritan, your kind father, had compa.s.sion on a poor fellow fallen among thieves (though I don"t say, mind you, he was much better than his company), F.
B. has mended some of his ways. I am trying a course of industry, sir.
Powers, perhaps naturally great, have been neglected over the wine-cup and the die. I am beginning to feel my way; and my chiefs yonder, who have just walked home with their cigars in their mouths, and without as much as saying, F. B., my boy, shall we go to the Haunt and have a cool lobster and a gla.s.s of table-beer,--which they certainly do not consider themselves to be,--I say, sir, the Politician and the Literary Critic" (there was a most sarcastic emphasis laid on these phrases, characterising Messrs. Warrington and Pendennis) "may find that there is a humble contributor to the Pall Mall Gazette, whose name, may be, the amateur shall one day reckon even higher than their own. Mr. Warrington I do not say so much--he is an able man, sir, an able man;--but there is that about your exceedin self-satisfied friend, Mr. Arthur Pendennis, which--well, well--let time show. You did not--get the--hem--paper at Rome and Naples, I suppose?"
"Forbidden by the Inquisition," says Clive, delighted; "and at Naples the king furious against it."
"I don"t wonder they don"t like it at Rome, sir. There"s serious matter in it which may set the prelates of a certain Church rather in a tremor.
You haven"t read--the--ahem--the Pulpit Pencillings in the P. M. G.?
Slight sketches, mental and corporeal, of our chief divines now in London--and signed Latimer?"
"I don"t do much in that way," said Clive.
"So much the worse for you, my young friend. Not that I mean to judge any other fellow harshly--I mean any other fellow sinner harshly--or that I mean that those Pulpit Pencillings would be likely to do you any great good. But, such as they are, they have been productive of benefit.--Thank you, Mary, and my dear, the tap is uncommonly good, and I drink to your future husband"s good health.--A gla.s.s of good sound beer refreshes after all that claret. Well, sir, to return to the Pencillings, pardon my vanity in saying, that though Mr. Pendennis laughs at them, they have been of essential service to the paper. They give it a character, they rally round it the respectable cla.s.ses. They create correspondence. I have received many interesting letters, chiefly from females, about the Pencillings. Some complain that their favourite preachers are slighted; others applaud because the clergymen they sit under are supported by F. B. I am Laud Latimer, sir,--though I have heard the letters attributed to the Rev. Mr. Bunker, and to a Member of Parliament eminent in the religious world."
"So you are the famous Laud Latimer?" cries Clive, who had, in fact, seen letters signed by those right reverend names in our paper.
"Famous is hardly the word. One who scoffs at everything--I need not say I allude to Mr. Arthur Pendennis--would have had the letters signed--the Beadle, of the Parish. He calls me the Venerable Beadle sometimes--it being, I grieve to say, his way to deride grave subjects. You wouldn"t suppose now, my young Clive, that the same hand which pens the Art criticisms, occasionally, when His Highness Pendennis is lazy, takes a minor theatre, or turns the sportive epigram, or the ephemeral paragraph, should adopt a grave theme on a Sunday, and chronicle the sermons of British divines? For eighteen consecutive Sunday evenings, Clive, in Mrs. Ridley"s front parlour, which I now occupy, vice Miss Cann promoted, I have written the Pencillings--scarcely allowing a drop of refreshment, except under extreme exhaustion, to pa.s.s my lips.
Pendennis laughs at the Pencillings. He wants to stop them; and says they bore the public.--I don"t want to think a man is jealous, who was himself the cause of my engagement at the P. M. G.,--perhaps my powers were not developed then."
"Pen thinks he writes better now than when he began," remarked Clive; "I have heard him say so."
"His opinion of his own writings is high, whatever their date. Mine, sir, are only just coming into notice. They begin to know F. B., sir, in the sacred edifices of his metropolitan city. I saw the Bishop of London looking at me last Sunday week, and am sure his chaplain whispered him, "It"s Mr. Bayham, my lord, nephew of your lordship"s right reverend brother, the Lord Bishop of Bullocksmithy." And last Sunday being at church--at Saint Mungo the Martyr"s, Rev. Sawders--by Wednesday I got in a female hand--Mrs. Sawders"s, no doubt--the biography of the Inc.u.mbent of St. Mungo; an account of his early virtues; a copy of his poems; and a hint that he was the gentleman destined for the vacant Deanery.
"Ridley is not the only man I have helped in this world," F. B.
continued. "Perhaps I should blush to own it--I do blush: but I feel the ties of early acquaintance, and I own that I have puffed your uncle, Charles Honeyman, most tremendously. It was partly for the sake of the Ridleys and the tick he owes "em: partly for old times" sake. Sir, are you aware that things are greatly changed with Charles Honeyman, and that the poor F. B. has very likely made his fortune?"
"I am delighted to hear it," cried Clive; "and how, F. B., have you wrought this miracle?"
"By common sense and enterprise, lad--by a knowledge of the world and a benevolent disposition. You"ll see Lady Whittlesea"s Chapel bears a very different aspect now. That miscreant Sherrick owns that he owes me a turn, and has sent me a few dozen of wine--without any stamped paper on my part in return--as an acknowledgment of my service. It chanced, sir, soon after your departure for Italy, that going to his private residence respecting a little bill to which a heedless friend had put his hand, Sherrick invited me to partake of tea in the bosom of his family. I was thirsty--having walked in from Jack Straw"s Castle at Hampstead, where poor Kitely and I had been taking a chop--and accepted the proffered entertainment. The ladies of the family gave us music after the domestic m.u.f.fin--and then, sir, a great idea occurred to me. You know how magnificently Miss Sherrick and the mother sing? Thy sang Mozart, sir.
Why, I asked of Sherrick, should those ladies who sing Mozart to a piano, not sing Handel to an organ?
""Dash it, you don"t mean a hurdy-gurdy?""
""Sherrick," says I, "you are no better than a heathen ignoramus. I mean why shouldn"t they sing Handes Church Music, and Church Music in general in Lady Whittlesea"s Chapel? Behind the screen up in the organ-loft what"s to prevent "em? By Jingo! Your singing-boys have gone to the Cave of Harmody; you and your choir have split--why should not these ladies lead it?" He caught at the idea. You never heard the chants more finely given--and they would be better still if the congregation would but hold their confounded tongues. It was an excellent though a harmless dodge, sir: and drew immensely, to speak profanely. They dress the part, sir, to admiration--a sort of nunlike costume they come in: Mrs. Sherrick has the soul of an artist still--by Jove, sir, when they have once smelt the lamps, the love of the trade never leaves "em. The ladies actually practised by moonlight in the Chapel, and came over to Honeyman"s to an oyster afterwards. The thing took, sir. People began to take box-seats, I mean, again:--and Charles Honeyman, easy in his mind through your n.o.ble father"s generosity, perhaps inspirited by returning good fortune, has been preaching more eloquently than ever. He took some lessons of Husler, of the Haymarket, sir. His sermons are old, I believe; but so to speak, he has got them up with new scenery, dresses, and effects, sir.
They have flowers, sir, about the buildin"--pious ladies are supposed to provide "em, but, entre nous, Sherrick contracts for them with Nathan, or some one in Covent Garden. And--don"t tell this now, upon your honour!"
"Tell what, F. B.?" asks Clive.
"I got up a persecution against your uncle for Popish practices summoned a meetin" at the Running Footman, in Bolingbroke Street. Billings the b.u.t.terman; Sharwood, the turner and blacking-maker; and the Honourable Phelin O"Curragh, Lord Scullabogue"s son, made speeches. Two or three respectable families (your aunt, Mrs. What-d"-you-call-"em Newcome, amongst the number) quitted the Chapel in disgust--I wrote an article of controversial biography in the P. M. G.; set the business going in the daily press; and the thing was done, sir. That property is a paying one to the Inc.u.mbent, and to Sherrick over him. Charles"s affairs are getting all right, sir. He never had the pluck to owe much, and if it be a sin to have wiped his slate clean, satisfied his creditors, and made Charles easy--upon my conscience, I must confess that F. B. has done it.
I hope I may never do anything worse in this life, Clive. It ain"t bad to see him doing the martyr, sir: Sebastian riddled with paper pellets; Bartholomew on a cold gridiron. Here comes the lobster. Upon my word, Mary, a finer fish I"ve seldom seen."
Now surely this account of his uncle"s affairs and prosperity was enough to send Clive to Lady Whittlesea"s Chapel, and it was not because Miss Ethel had said that she and Lady Kew went there that Clive was induced to go there too? He attended punctually on the next Sunday, and in the inc.u.mbent"s pew, whither the pew-woman conducted him, sate Mr. Sherrick in great gravity, with large gold pins, who handed him, at the anthem, a large, new, gilt hymn-book.
An odour of millefleurs rustled by them as Charles Honeyman accompanied by his ecclesiastical valet, pa.s.sed the pew from the vestry, and took his place at the desk. Formerly he used to wear a flaunting scarf over his surplice, which was very wide and full; and Clive remembered when as a boy he entered the sacred robing-room, how his uncle used to pat and puff out the scarf and the sleeves of his vestment, and to arrange the natty curl on his forehead and take his place, a fine example of florid church decoration. Now the scarf was trimmed down to be as narrow as your neckcloth, and hung loose and straight over the back; the ephod was cut straight and as close and short as might be,--I believe there was a little tr.i.m.m.i.n.g of lace to the narrow sleeves, and a slight arabesque of tape, or other substance, round the edge of the surplice. As for the curl on the forehead, it was no more visible than the Maypole in the Strand, or the Cross at Charing. Honeyman"s hair was parted down the middle, short in front, and curling delicately round his ears and the back of his head. He read the service in a swift manner, and with a gentle tw.a.n.g. When the music began, he stood with head on one side, and two slim fingers on the book, as composed as a statue in a mediaeval niche. It was fine to hear Sherrick, who had an uncommonly good voice, join in the musical parts of the service. The produce of the market-gardener decorated the church here and there; and the impresario of the establishment, having picked up a Flemish painted window from old Moss in Wardour Street, had placed it in his chapel. Labels of faint green and gold, with long Gothic letters painted thereon, meandered over the organ-loft and galleries, and strove to give as mediaeval a look to Lady Whittlesea"s as the place was capable of a.s.suming.
In the sermon Charles dropped the tw.a.n.g with the surplice, and the priest gave way to the preacher. He preached short stirring discourses on the subjects of the day. It happened that a n.o.ble young prince, the hope of a nation, and heir of a royal house, had just then died by a sudden accident. Absalom, the son of David, furnished Honeyman with a parallel. He drew a picture of the two deaths, of the grief of kings, of the fate that is superior to them. It was, indeed, a stirring discourse, and caused thrills through the crowd to whom Charles imparted it.
"Famous, ain"t it?" says Sherrick, giving Clive a hand when the rite was over. "How he"s come out, hasn"t he? Didn"t think he had it in him."
Sherrick seemed to have become of late impressed with the splendour of Charles"s talents, and spoke of him--was it not disrespectful?--as a manager would of a successful tragedian. Let us pardon Sherrick: he had been in the theatrical way. "That Irishman was no go at all," he whispered to Mr. Newcome, "got rid of him,--let"s see, at Michaelmas."
On account of Clive"s tender years, and natural levity, a little inattention may be allowed to the youth, who certainly looked about him very eagerly during the service. The house was filled by the ornamental cla.s.ses, the bonnets of the newest Parisian fashion. Away in a darkling corner, under the organ, sate a squad of footmen. Surely that powdered one in livery wore Lady Kew"s colours? So Clive looked under all the bonnets, and presently spied old Lady Kew"s face, as grim and yellow as her bra.s.s knocker, and by it Ethel"s beauteous countenance. He dashed out of church when the congregation rose to depart. "Stop and see Honeyman, won"t you?" asked Sherrick, surprised.
"Yes, yes; come back again," said Clive, and was gone.
He kept his word, and returned presently. The young Marquis and an elderly lady were in Lady Kew"s company. Clive had pa.s.sed close under Lady Kew"s venerable Roman nose without causing that organ to bow in ever so slight a degree towards the ground. Ethel had recognised him with a smile and a nod. My lord was whispering one of his n.o.ble pleasantries in her ear. She laughed at the speech or the speaker.
The steps of a fine belozenged carriage were let down with a bang. The Yellow One had jumped up behind it, by the side of his brother Giant Canary. Lady Kew"s equipage had disappeared, and Mrs. Canterton"s was stopping the way.
Clive returned to the chapel by the little door near to the Vestiarium.
All the congregation had poured out by this time. Only two ladies were standing near the pulpit; and Sherrick, with his hands rattling his money in his pockets, was pacing up and down the aisle.
"Capital house, Mr. Newcome, wasn"t it? I counted no less than fourteen n.o.bs. The Princess of Moncontour and her husband, I suppose, that chap with the beard, who yawns so during the sermon. I"m blessed, if I didn"t think he"d have yawned his head off. Countess of Kew, and her daughter; Countess of Canterton, and the Honourable Miss Fetlock--no, Lady Fetlock. A Countess"s daughter is a lady, I"m dashed if she ain"t. Lady Glenlivat and her sons; the most n.o.ble the Marquis of Farintosh, and Lord Enry Roy; that makes seven--no, nine--with the Prince and Princess.--Julia, my dear, you came out like a good un to-day. Never heard you in finer voice. Remember Mr. Clive Newcome?"
Mr. Clive made bows to the ladies, who acknowledged him by graceful curtsies. Miss Sherrick was always looking to the vestry-door.
"How"s the old Colonel? The best feller--excuse my calling him a feller--but he is, and a good one too. I went to see Mr. Binnie, my other tenant. He looks a little yellow about the gills, Mr. Binnie. Very proud woman that is who lives with him--uncommon haughty. When will you come down and take your mutton in the Regent"s Park, Mr. Clive? There"s some tolerable good wine down there. Our reverend gent drops in and takes a gla.s.s, don"t he, missis?"
"We shall be most "appy to see Mr. Newcome, I"m sure," says the handsome and good-natured Mrs. Sherrick. "Won"t we, Julia?"
"Oh, certainly," says Julia, who seems rather absent. And behold, at this moment the reverend gent enters from the vestry. Both the ladies run towards him, holding forth their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Honeyman! What a sermon! Me and Julia cried so up in the organ-loft; we thought you would have heard us. Didn"t we, Julia?"
"Oh, yes," says Julia, whose hand the pastor is now pressing.
"When you described the young man, I thought of my poor boy, didn"t I, Julia?" cries the mother, with tears streaming down her face.
"We had a loss more than ten years ago," whispers Sherrick to Clive gravely. "And she"s always thinking of it. Women are so."
Clive was touched and pleased by this exhibition of kind feeling.
"You know his mother was an Absalom," the good wife continues, pointing to her husband. "Most respectable diamond merchants in----"
"Hold your tongue, Betsy, and leave my poor old mother alone; do now,"
says Mr. Sherrick darkly. Clive is in his uncle"s fond embrace by this time, who rebukes him for not having called in Walpole Street.
"Now, when will you two gents come up to my shop to "ave a family dinner?" asks Sherrick.
"Ah, Mr. Newcome, do come," says Julia in her deep rich voice, looking up to him with her great black eyes. And if Clive had been a vain fellow like some folks, who knows but he might have thought he had made an impression on the handsome Julia?
"Thursday, now make it Thursday, if Mr. H. is disengaged. Come along, girls, for the flies bites the ponies when they"re a-standing still and makes "em mad this weather. Anything you like for dinner? Cut of salmon and cuc.u.mber? No, pickled salmon"s best this weather."
"Whatever you give me, you know I"m thankful!" says Honeyman, in a sweet sad voice, to the two ladies, who were standing looking at him, the mother"s hand clasped in the daughter"s.