Offers of Marriage
Women sometimes say that they have had no offers, and only wish that some one had ever proposed to them. This is not the right way to put it. What they should say is that though, like all women, they have been proposing to men all their lives, yet they grieve to remember that they have been invariably refused.
Marriage
i
The question of marriage or non-marriage is only the question of whether it is better to be spoiled one way or another.
ii
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
iii
Inoculation, or a hair of the dog that is going to bite you--this principle should be introduced in respect of marriage and speculation.
Life and Love
To live is like to love--all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.
The Basis of Life
We may say what we will, but Life is, au fond, sensual.
Woman Suffrage
I will vote for it when women have left off making a noise in the reading-room of the British Museum, when they leave off wearing high head-dresses in the pit of a theatre and when I have seen as many as twelve women in all catch hold of the strap or bar on getting into an omnibus.
Manners Makyth Man
Yes, but they make woman still more.
Women and Religion
It has been said that all sensible men are of the same religion and that no sensible man ever says what that religion is. So all sensible men are of the same opinion about women and no sensible man ever says what that opinion is.
Happiness
Behold and see if there be any happiness like unto the happiness of the devils when they found themselves cast out of Mary Magdalene.
Sorrow within Sorrow
He was in reality d.a.m.ned glad; he told people he was sorry he was not more sorry, and here began the first genuine sorrow, for he was really sorry that people would not believe he was sorry that he was not more sorry.
Going Away
I can generally bear the separation, but I don"t like the leave- taking.
XV--t.i.tLES AND SUBJECTS
t.i.tles
A good t.i.tle should aim at making what follows as far as possible superfluous to those who know anything of the subject.
"The Ancient Mariner"
This poem would not have taken so well if it had been called "The Old Sailor," so that Wardour Street has its uses.
For Unwritten Articles, Essays, Stories
The Art of Quarrelling.
Christian Death-beds.
The Book of Babes and Sucklings.
Literary Struldbrugs.
The Life of the World to Come.