Flies in the Milk-Jug
Saving sc.r.a.ps is like picking flies out of the milk-jug. We do not mind doing this, I suppose, because we feel sure the flies will never want to borrow money off us. We do not feel so sure about anything much bigger than a fly. If it were a mouse that had got into the milk-jug, we should call the cat at once.
My Thoughts
They are like persons met upon a journey; I think them very agreeable at first but soon find, as a rule, that I am tired of them.
Our Ideas
They are for the most part like bad sixpences and we spend our lives in trying to pa.s.s them on one another.
Cat-Ideas and Mouse-Ideas
We can never get rid of mouse-ideas completely, they keep turning up again and again, and nibble, nibble--no matter how often we drive them off. The best way to keep them down is to have a few good strong cat-ideas which will embrace them and ensure their not reappearing till they do so in another shape.
Incoherency of New Ideas
An idea must not be condemned for being a little shy and incoherent; all new ideas are shy when introduced first among our old ones. We should have patience and see whether the incoherency is likely to wear off or to wear on, in which latter case the sooner we get rid of them the better.
An Apology for the Devil
It must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case.
G.o.d has written all the books.
Hallelujah
When we exclaim so triumphantly "Hallelujah! for the Lord G.o.d omnipotent reigneth" we only mean that we think no small beer of ourselves, that our G.o.d is a much greater G.o.d than any one else"s G.o.d, that he was our father"s G.o.d before us, and that it is all right, respectable and as it should be.
Hating
It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.
Hamlet, Don Quixote, Mr. Pickwick and others
The great characters of fiction live as truly as the memories of dead men. For the life after death it is not necessary that a man or woman should have lived.
Reputation
The evil that men do lives after them. Yes, and a good deal of the evil that they never did as well.
Science and Business
The best cla.s.s of scientific mind is the same as the best cla.s.s of business mind. The great desideratum in either case is to know how much evidence is enough to warrant action. It is as unbusiness-like to want too much evidence before buying or selling as to be content with too little. The same kind of qualities are wanted in either case. The difference is that if the business man makes a mistake, he commonly has to suffer for it, whereas it is rarely that scientific blundering, so long as it is confined to theory, entails loss on the blunderer. On the contrary it very often brings him fame, money and a pension. Hence the business man, if he is a good one, will take greater care not to overdo or underdo things than the scientific man can reasonably be expected to take.
Scientists
There are two cla.s.ses, those who want to know and do not care whether others think they know or not, and those who do not much care about knowing but care very greatly about being reputed as knowing.
Scientific Terminology
This is the Scylla"s cave which men of science are preparing for themselves to be able to pounce out upon us from it, and into which we cannot penetrate.
Scientists and Drapers
Why should the botanist, geologist or other-ist give himself such airs over the draper"s a.s.sistant? Is it because he names his plants or specimens with Latin names and divides them into genera and species, whereas the draper does not formulate his cla.s.sifications, or at any rate only uses his mother tongue when he does? Yet how like the sub-divisions of textile life are to those of the animal and vegetable kingdoms! A few great families--cotton, linen, hempen, woollen, silk, mohair, alpaca--into what an infinite variety of genera and species do not these great families subdivide themselves?
And does it take less labour, with less intelligence, to master all these and to acquire familiarity with their various habits, habitats and prices than it does to master the details of any other great branch of science? I do not know. But when I think of Shoolbred"s on the one hand and, say, the ornithological collections of the British Museum upon the other, I feel as though it would take me less trouble to master the second than the first.
Men of Science
If they are worthy of the name they are indeed about G.o.d"s path and about his bed and spying out all his ways.
Sparks
Everything matters more than we think it does, and, at the same time, nothing matters so much as we think it does. The merest spark may set all Europe in a blaze, but though all Europe be set in a blaze twenty times over, the world will wag itself right again.