"He might be waur," retorted M"Nab, solemnly, "he might be an Irish beggar."
"By my soul, sir," broke in O"Donoghue; but fortunately an interruption saved the speech from being concluded, for at the same moment the door opened, and Mark O"Donoghue, travel-stained and weary-looking, entered the room.
"Well, Mark," said the old man, as his eyes glistened at the appearance of his favourite son--"what sport, boy?"
"Poor enough, sir; five brace in two days is nothing to boast of, besides two hares. Ah, Lanty--you here; how goes it?"
"Purty well, as times go, Mr. Mark," said the horse-dealer, affecting a degree of deference he would not have deemed necessary had they been alone. "I"m glad to see you back again."
"Why--what old broken-down devils have you now got on hand to pa.s.s off upon us? It"s fellows like you destroy the sport of the country. You carry away every good horse to be found, and cover the country with spavined, wind-galled brutes, not fit for the kennel."
"That"s it, Mark--give him a canter, lad," cried the old man, joyfully.
"I know what you are at well enough," resumed the youth, encouraged by these tokens of approval; "you want that grey mare of mine. You have some fine English officer ready to give you an hundred and fifty, or, may be, two hundred guineas, for her, the moment you bring her over to England."
"May I never--
"That"s the trade you drive. Nothing too bad for us--nothing too good for them."
"See now, Mr. Mark, I hope I may never------"
"Well, Lanty, one word for all; I"d rather send a bullet through her skull this minute, than let you have her for one of your fine English patrons."
"Won"t you let me speak a word at all," interposed the horse-dealer, in an accent half imploring, half deprecating. "If I buy the mare--and it isn"t for want of a sporting offer if I don"t--she"ll never go to England--no--devil a step. She"s for one in the country here beside you; but I won"t say more, and there now." At these words he drew a soiled black leather pocket-book from the breast of his coat, and opening it, displayed a thick roll of bank notes, tied with a piece of string--"There now--there"s sixty pounds in that bundle there--at least I hope so, for I never counted it since I got it--take it for her or leave it--just as you like; and may I never have luck with a beast, but there"s not a gentleman in the county would give the same money for her." Here he dropped his voice to a whisper, and added, "Sure the speedy cut is ten pounds off her price any day, between two brothers."
"What!" said the youth, as his brows met in pa.s.sion, and his heightened colour showed how his anger was raised.
"Well, well--it"s no matter, there"s my offer; and if I make a ten pound note of her, sure it"s all I live by; I wasn"t born to an estate and a fine property, like yourself."
These words, uttered in such a tone as to be inaudible to the rest, seemed to mollify the young man"s wrath, for, sullenly stretching forth his hand, he took the bundle and opened it on the table before him.
"A dry bargain never was a lucky one, they say, Lanty--isn"t that so?"
said the ODonoghue, as, seizing a small hand-bell, he ordered up a supply of claret, as well as the more vulgar elements for punch, should the dealer, as was probable, prefer that liquor.
"These notes seem to have seen service," muttered Mark: "here"s a lagged fellow. There"s no making out whether he"s two or ten."
"They were well handled, there"s no doubt of it," said Lanty, "the tenants was paying them in; and sure you know yourself how they thumb and finger a note before they part with it. You"d think they were trying to take leave of them. There"s many a man can"t read a word, can tell you the amount of a note, just by the feel of it!--Thank you, sir, I"ll take the spirits--it"s what I"m most used to."
"Who did you get them from, Lanty?" said the ODonoghue.
"Malachi Glynn, sir, of Cahernavorra, and, by the same token, I got a hearty laugh at the same house once before."
"How was that?" said the old man, for he saw by the twinkle of Lanty"s eye, that a story was coming.
"Faix, just this way, sir. It was a little after Christmas last year that Mr. Malachi thought he"d go up to Dublin for a month or six weeks with the young ladies, just to show them, by way of; for ye see, there"s no dealing at all downi here; and he thought he"d bring them up, and see what could be done. Musha! but they"re the hard stock to get rid of!
and somehow they don"t improve by holding them over. And as there was levees, and drawing-rooms, and b.a.l.l.s going on, sure it would go hard but he"d get off a pair of them anyhow. Well, it was an elegant scheme, if there was money to do it; but devil a farthin" was to be had, high or low, beyond seventy pounds I gave for the two carriage horses and the yearlings that was out in the field, and sure that wouldn"t do at all.
He tried the tenants for "the November," but what was the use of it, though he offered a receipt in full for ten shillings in the pound?--when a lucky thought struck him. Troth, and it"s what ye may call a grand thought too. He was walking about before the door, thinking and ruminating how to raise the money, when he sees the sheep grazing on the lawn fornint him--not that he could sell one of them, for there was a strap of a bond or mortage on them a year before. "Faix,"
and says he, when a man"s hard up for cash, he"s often obliged to wear a mighty thread-bare coat, and go cold enough in the winter season--and sure it"s reason sheep isn"t better than Christians; and begorra," says he, I"ll have the fleece off ye, if the weather was twice as cowld." No sooner said than done. They were ordered into the haggard-yard the same evening, and, as sure as ye"re there, they cut the wool off them three days after Christmas. Musha! but it was a pitiful sight to see them turned out shivering and shaking, with the snow on the ground. And it didn"t thrive with him; for three died the first night. Well, when he seen what come of it, he had them all brought in again, and they gathered all the spare clothes and the ould rags in the house together, and dressed them up, at least the ones that were worst; and such a set of craytures never was seen. One had an old petticoat on; another a flannel waistcoat; many, could only get a cravat or a pair of gaiters; but the ram beat all, for he was dressed in a pair of corduroy breeches, and an ould spencer of the master"s; and may I never live, if I didn"t roll down full length on the gra.s.s when I seen him."
For some minutes before Lanty had concluded his story, the whole party were convulsed with laughter; even Sir Archy vouchsafed a grave smile, as, receiving the tale in a different light, he muttered, to himself--
"They"re a the same--ne"er-do-well, reckless deevils."
One good result at least followed the anecdote--the good-humour of the company was restored at once--the bargain was finally concluded; and Lanty succeeded by some adroit flattery in recovering five pounds of the price, under the t.i.tle of luck-penny--a portion of the contract M"Nab would have interfered against at once, but that, for his own especial reasons, he preferred remaining silent.
The party soon after separated for the night, and as Lanty sought the room usually destined for his accommodation, he muttered, as he went, his self-gratulations on his bargain. Already he had nearly reached the end of the long corridor, where his chamber lay, when a door was cautiously opened, and Sir Archy, attired in a dressing-gown, and with a candle in his hand, stood before him..
"A word wi" ye, Master Lawler," said he, in a low dry tone, the horse-dealer but half liked. "A word wi" ye, before ye retire to rest."
Lanty followed the old man into the apartment with an air of affected carelessness, which soon, however, gave way to surprise, as he surveyed the chamber, so little like any other in that dreary mansion. The walls were covered with shelves, loaded with books; maps and prints lay scattered about on tables; an oak cabinet of great beauty in form and carving, occupied a deep recess beside the chimney; and over the fireplace a claymore of true Highland origin, and a pair of silver-mounted pistols, were arranged like a trophy, surmounted by a flat Highland cap, with a thin black eagle"s feather.
Sir Archy seemed to enjoy the astonishment of his guest, and for some minutes made no effort to break silence. At length he said--
"We war speaking about a sma" pony for the laird"s son, Mister Lawler--may I ask ye the price?"
The words acted like a talisman--Lanty was himself in a moment. The mere mention of horse flesh brought back the whole crowd of his daily a.s.sociations, and with his native volubility he proceeded, not to reply to the question, but to enumerate the many virtues and perfections of the "sweetest tool that ever travelled on four legs."
Sir Archy waited patiently till the eloquent eulogy was over, and then, drily repeated his first demand.
"Is it her price!" said Lanty, repeating the question to gain time to consider how far circ.u.mstances might warrant him in pushing a market.
"It"s her price ye"re asking me, Sir Archibald? Troth, and I"ll tell you: there"s not a man in Kerry could say what"s her price. Goold wouldn"t pay for her, av it was value was wanted. See now, she"s not fourteen hands high, but may I never leave this room if she wouldn"t carry me--ay, myself here, twelve stone six in the scales--over e"er a fence between this and Inchigeela."
"It"s no exactly to carry you that I was making my inquiry," said the old man, with an accent of more asperity than he had used before.
"Well then, for Master Herbert--sure she is the very beast--"
"What are you, asking for her?--canna you answer a straightforred question, man?" reiterated Sir Archy, in a voice there was no mistaking.
"Twenty guineas, then," replied Lanty, in a tone of defiance; "and if ye offer me pounds I won"t take it."
Sir Archy made no answer; but turning to the old cabinet, he unlocked one of the small doors, and drew forth a long leather pouch, curiously embroidered with silver; from this he took ten guineas in gold, and laid them leisurely on the table. The horse dealer eyed them askance, but without the slightest sign of having noticed them.
"I"m no goin" to buy your beast, Mr. Lawler," said the old man, slowly; "I"m just goin" merely to buy your ain good sense and justice. You say the powney is worth twenty guineas."
"As sure as I stand here. I wouldn"t--"
"Weel, weel, I"m content. There"s half the money; tak" it, but never let"s hear anither word about her here: bring her awa wi" ye; sell or shoot her, do what ye please wi" her; but, mind me, man"--here, his voice became full, strong, and commanding--"tak" care that ye meddle not wi" that young callant, Herbert. Dinna fill his head wi" ranting thoughts of dogs and horses. Let there be one of the house wi" a soul above a scullion or a groom. Ye have brought ruin enough here; you can spare the boy, I trow: there, sir, tak" your money."
For a second or two, Lanty seemed undecided whether to reject or accept a proposal so humiliating in its terms; and when at length he acceded, it was rather from his dread of the consequences of refusal, than from any satisfaction the bargain gave him.
"I"m afraid, Sir Archibald," said he, half timidly, "I"m afraid you don"t understand me well."
"I"m afraid I do," rejoined the old man, with a bitter smile on his lip; "but it"s better we should understand each other. Good night."
"Well, good night to you, any how," said Lanty, with a slight sigh, as he dropped the money into his pocket, and left the room.
"I have bought the scoundrel cheap!" muttered Sir Archy, as the door closed.
"Begorra, I thought he was twice as knowing!" was Lanty"s reflection, as he entered his own chamber.