"His servant!" He saw that something must be done, and quickly.
Wilkins"s provided valets for emergencies, but obviously it expected visitors to bring their own valets in addition. Obviously existence without a private valet was inconceivable to Wilkins"s.
"The fact is," said Edward Henry, "I"m in a very awkward situation." He hesitated, seeking to and fro in his mind for particulars of the situation.
"Sorry to hear that, sir."
"Yes, a very awkward position." He hesitated again. "I"d booked pa.s.sages for myself and my valet on the _Minnetonka_, sailing from Tilbury at noon to-day, and sent him on in front with my stuff, and at the very last moment I"ve been absolutely prevented from sailing! You see how awkward it is! I haven"t a thing here."
"It is indeed, sir! And I suppose _he"s_ gone on, sir?"
"Of course he has! He wouldn"t find out till after she sailed that I wasn"t on board. You know the crush and confusion there is on those big liners just before they start." Edward Henry had once a.s.sisted, under very dramatic circ.u.mstances, at the departure of a transatlantic liner from Liverpool.
"Just so, sir!"
"I"ve neither servant nor clothes!" He considered that so far he was doing admirably. Indeed, the tale could not have been bettered, he thought. His hope was that the fellow would not have the idea of consulting the shipping intelligence in order to confirm the departure of the _Minnetonka_ from Tilbury that day. Possibly the _Minnetonka_ never had sailed and never would sail from Tilbury. Possibly she had been sold years ago. He had selected the first ship"s name that came into his head. What did it matter?
"My man," he added to clinch--the proper word "man" had only just occurred to him--"my man can"t be back again under three weeks at the soonest."
The valet made one half-eager step towards him.
"If you"re wanting a temporary valet, sir, my son"s out of a place for the moment--through no fault of his own. He"s a very good valet, sir, and soon learns a gentleman"s ways."
"Yes," said Edward Henry judiciously. "But could he come at once?
That"s the point." And he looked at his watch, as if to imply that another hour without a valet would be more than human nature could stand.
"I could have him round here in less than an hour, sir," said the hotel valet, comprehending the gesture. "He"s at Norwich Mews--Berkeley Square way, sir."
Edward Henry hesitated.
"Very well, then!" he said commandingly. "Send for him. Let me see him."
He thought:
"Dash it! I"m at Wilkins"s--I"ll be _at_ Wilkins"s!"
"Certainly, sir! Thank you very much, sir."
The hotel valet was retiring when Edward Henry called him back.
"Stop a moment. I"m just going out. Help me on with my overcoat, will you?"
The man jumped.
"And you might get me a tooth-brush," Edward Henry airily suggested.
"And I"ve a letter for the post."
As he walked down Devonshire Square in the dark, he hummed a tune: certain sign that he was self-conscious, uneasy, and yet not unhappy.
At a small but expensive hosier"s in a side street he bought a shirt and a suit of pajamas, and also permitted himself to be tempted by a special job line of hair-brushes that the hosier had in his fancy department. On hearing the powerful word "Wilkins"s," the hosier promised with pa.s.sionate obsequiousness that the goods should be delivered instantly.
Edward Henry cooled his excitement by an extended stroll, and finally re-entered the outer hall of the hotel at half-past seven, and sat down therein to see the world. He knew by instinct that the boldest lounge suit must not at that hour penetrate further into the public rooms of Wilkins"s.
The world at its haughtiest was driving up to Wilkins"s to eat its dinner in the unrivalled restaurant, and often guests staying at the hotel came into the outer hall to greet invited friends. And Edward Henry was so overfaced by visions of woman"s brilliance and man"s utter correctness that he scarcely knew where to look--so apologetic was he for his grey lounge suit and the creases in his boots. In less than a quarter of an hour he appreciated with painful clearness that his entire conception of existence had been wrong, and that he must begin again at the beginning. Nothing in his luggage at the Majestic would do. His socks would not do, nor his shoes, nor the braid on his trousers, nor his cuff-links, nor his ready-made white bow, nor the number of studs in the shirt-front, nor the collar of his coat. Nothing! Nothing!
To-morrow would be a full day.
He ventured apologetically into the lift. In his private corridor a young man respectfully waited, hat in hand, the paternal red-and-black waistcoat by his side for purposes of introduction. The young man was wearing a rather shabby blue suit, but a rich and distinguished overcoat that fitted him ill. In another five minutes Edward Henry had engaged a skilled valet, aged twenty-four, name Joseph, with a testimonial of efficiency from Sir Nicholas Winkworth, Bart., at a salary of a pound a week and all found.
Joseph seemed to await instructions. And Edward Henry was placed in a new quandary. He knew not whether the small bedroom in the suite was for a child, or for his wife"s maid, or for his valet. Quite probably it would be a sacrilegious defiance of precedent to put a valet in the small bedroom. Quite probably Wilkins"s had a floor for private valets in the roof. Again, quite probably, the small bedroom might be after all specially destined for valets! He could not decide, and the most precious thing in the universe to him in that crisis was his reputation as a man about town in the eyes of Joseph.
But something had to be done.
"You"ll sleep in this room," said Edward Henry, indicating the door. "I may want you in the night."
"Yes, sir," said Joseph.
"I presume you"ll dine up here, sir," said Joseph, glancing at the lounge suit. His father had informed him of his new master"s predicament.
"I shall," said Edward Henry. "You might get the menu."
IV.
He had a very bad night indeed, owing no doubt partly to a general uneasiness in his unusual surroundings, and partly also to a special uneasiness caused by the propinquity of a sleeping valet; but the main origin of it was certainly his dreadful anxiety about the question of a first-cla.s.s tailor. In the organisation of his new life a first-cla.s.s tailor was essential, and he was not acquainted with a first-cla.s.s London tailor. He did not know a great deal concerning clothes, though quite pa.s.sably well dressed for a provincial, but he knew enough to be sure that it was impossible to judge the merits of a tailor by his sign-board, and therefore that if, wandering in the precincts of Bond Street, he entered the first establishment that "looked likely," he would have a good chance of being "done in the eye." So he phrased it to himself as he lay in bed. He wanted a definite and utterly reliable address.
He rang the bell. Only, as it happened to be the wrong bell, he obtained the presence of Joseph in a round-about way, through the agency of a gentleman in waiting. Such, however, is the human faculty of adaptation to environment that he was merely amused in the morning by an error which, on the previous night, would have put him into a sweat.
"Good morning, sir," said Joseph.
Edward Henry nodded, his hands under his head as he lay on his back. He decided to leave all initiative to Joseph. The man drew up the blinds, and, closing the double windows at the top, opened them very wide at the bottom.
"It is a rainy morning, sir," said Joseph, letting in vast quant.i.ties of air from Devonshire Square. Clearly, Sir Nicholas Winkworth had been a breezy master.
"Oh!" murmured Edward Henry.
He felt a careless contempt for Joseph"s flunkeyism. Hitherto he had had a theory that footmen, valets, and all male personal attendants were an inexcusable excrescence on the social fabric. The mere sight of them often angered him, though for some reason he had no objection whatever to servility in a nice-looking maid--indeed, rather enjoyed it. But now, in the person of Joseph, he saw that there were human or half-human beings born to self-abas.e.m.e.nt, and that, if their destiny was to be fulfilled, valetry was a necessary inst.i.tution. He had no pity for Joseph, no shame in employing him. He scorned Joseph; and yet his desire, as a man about town, to keep Joseph"s esteem was in no way diminished.
"Shall I prepare your bath, sir?" asked Joseph, stationed in a supple att.i.tude by the side of the bed.
Edward Henry was visited by an idea.
"Have you had yours?" he demanded like a pistol-shot.
Edward Henry saw that Sir Nicholas had never asked that particular question.
"No, sir."
"Not had your bath, man! What on earth do you mean by it? Go and have your bath at once!"