"We are here before you, you see, Christopher," said Mr Garland smiling.
"Yes, sir," said Kit; and as he said it, he looked towards his mother for an explanation of the visit.
"The gentleman"s been kind enough, my dear," said she, in reply to this mute interrogation, "to ask me whether you were in a good place, or in any place at all, and when I told him no, you were not in any, he was so good as to say that--"
"--That we wanted a good lad in our house," said the old gentleman and the old lady both together, "and that perhaps we might think of it, if we found everything as we would wish it to be."
As this thinking of it, plainly meant the thinking of engaging Kit, he immediately partook of his mother"s anxiety and fell into a great flutter; for the little old couple were very methodical and cautious, and asked so many questions that he began to be afraid there was no chance of his success.
"You see, my good woman," said Mrs Garland to Kit"s mother, "that it"s necessary to be very careful and particular in such a matter as this, for we"re only three in family, and are very quiet regular folks, and it would be a sad thing if we made any kind of mistake, and found things different from what we hoped and expected."
To this, Kit"s mother replied, that certainly it was quite true, and quite right, and quite proper, and Heaven forbid that she should shrink, or have cause to shrink, from any inquiry into her character or that of her son, who was a very good son though she was his mother, in which respect, she was bold to say, he took after his father, who was not only a good son to HIS mother, but the best of husbands and the best of fathers besides, which Kit could and would corroborate she knew, and so would little Jacob and the baby likewise if they were old enough, which unfortunately they were not, though as they didn"t know what a loss they had had, perhaps it was a great deal better that they should be as young as they were; and so Kit"s mother wound up a long story by wiping her eyes with her ap.r.o.n, and patting little Jacob"s head, who was rocking the cradle and staring with all his might at the strange lady and gentleman.
When Kit"s mother had done speaking, the old lady struck in again, and said that she was quite sure she was a very honest and very respectable person or she never would have expressed herself in that manner, and that certainly the appearance of the children and the cleanliness of the house deserved great praise and did her the utmost credit, whereat Kit"s mother dropped a curtsey and became consoled. Then the good woman entered in a long and minute account of Kit"s life and history from the earliest period down to that time, not omitting to make mention of his miraculous fall out of a back-parlour window when an infant of tender years, or his uncommon sufferings in a state of measles, which were ill.u.s.trated by correct imitations of the plaintive manner in which he called for toast and water, day and night, and said, "don"t cry, mother, I shall soon be better;" for proof of which statements reference was made to Mrs Green, lodger, at the cheesemonger"s round the corner, and divers other ladies and gentlemen in various parts of England and Wales (and one Mr Brown who was supposed to be then a corporal in the East Indies, and who could of course be found with very little trouble), within whose personal knowledge the circ.u.mstances had occurred. This narration ended, Mr Garland put some questions to Kit respecting his qualifications and general acquirements, while Mrs Garland noticed the children, and hearing from Kit"s mother certain remarkable circ.u.mstances which had attended the birth of each, related certain other remarkable circ.u.mstances which had attended the birth of her own son, Mr Abel, from which it appeared that both Kit"s mother and herself had been, above and beyond all other women of what condition or age soever, peculiarly hemmed in with perils and dangers. Lastly, inquiry was made into the nature and extent of Kit"s wardrobe, and a small advance being made to improve the same, he was formally hired at an annual income of Six Pounds, over and above his board and lodging, by Mr and Mrs Garland, of Abel Cottage, Finchley.
It would be difficult to say which party appeared most pleased with this arrangement, the conclusion of which was hailed with nothing but pleasant looks and cheerful smiles on both sides. It was settled that Kit should repair to his new abode on the next day but one, in the morning; and finally, the little old couple, after bestowing a bright half-crown on little Jacob and another on the baby, took their leaves; being escorted as far as the street by their new attendant, who held the obdurate pony by the bridle while they took their seats, and saw them drive away with a lightened heart.
"Well, mother," said Kit, hurrying back into the house, "I think my fortune"s about made now."
"I should think it was indeed, Kit," rejoined his mother. "Six pound a year! Only think!"
"Ah!" said Kit, trying to maintain the gravity which the consideration of such a sum demanded, but grinning with delight in spite of himself.
"There"s a property!"
Kit drew a long breath when he had said this, and putting his hands deep into his pockets as if there were one year"s wages at least in each, looked at his mother, as though he saw through her, and down an immense perspective of sovereigns beyond.
"Please G.o.d we"ll make such a lady of you for Sundays, mother! such a scholar of Jacob, such a child of the baby, such a room of the one up stairs! Six pound a year!"
"Hem!" croaked a strange voice. "What"s that about six pound a year?
What about six pound a year?" And as the voice made this inquiry, Daniel Quilp walked in with Richard Swiveller at his heels.
"Who said he was to have six pound a year?" said Quilp, looking sharply round. "Did the old man say it, or did little Nell say it? And what"s he to have it for, and where are they, eh!" The good woman was so much alarmed by the sudden apparition of this unknown piece of ugliness, that she hastily caught the baby from its cradle and retreated into the furthest corner of the room; while little Jacob, sitting upon his stool with his hands on his knees, looked full at him in a species of fascination, roaring l.u.s.tily all the time. Richard Swiveller took an easy observation of the family over Mr Quilp"s head, and Quilp himself, with his hands in his pockets, smiled in an exquisite enjoyment of the commotion he occasioned.
"Don"t be frightened, mistress," said Quilp, after a pause. "Your son knows me; I don"t eat babies; I don"t like "em. It will be as well to stop that young screamer though, in case I should be tempted to do him a mischief. Holloa, sir! Will you be quiet?"
Little Jacob stemmed the course of two tears which he was squeezing out of his eyes, and instantly subsided into a silent horror.
"Mind you don"t break out again, you villain," said Quilp, looking sternly at him, "or I"ll make faces at you and throw you into fits, I will. Now you sir, why haven"t you been to me as you promised?"
"What should I come for?" retorted Kit. "I hadn"t any business with you, no more than you had with me."
"Here, mistress," said Quilp, turning quickly away, and appealing from Kit to his mother. "When did his old master come or send here last?
Is he here now? If not, where"s he gone?"
"He has not been here at all," she replied. "I wish we knew where they have gone, for it would make my son a good deal easier in his mind, and me too. If you"re the gentleman named Mr Quilp, I should have thought you"d have known, and so I told him only this very day."
"Humph!" muttered Quilp, evidently disappointed to believe that this was true. "That"s what you tell this gentleman too, is it?"
"If the gentleman comes to ask the same question, I can"t tell him anything else, sir; and I only wish I could, for our own sakes," was the reply.
Quilp glanced at Richard Swiveller, and observed that having met him on the threshold, he a.s.sumed that he had come in search of some intelligence of the fugitives. He supposed he was right?
"Yes," said d.i.c.k, "that was the object of the present expedition. I fancied it possible--but let us go ring fancy"s knell. I"ll begin it."
"You seem disappointed," observed Quilp.
"A baffler, Sir, a baffler, that"s all," returned d.i.c.k. "I have entered upon a speculation which has proved a baffler; and a Being of brightness and beauty will be offered up a sacrifice at Cheggs"s altar.
That"s all, sir."
The dwarf eyed Richard with a sarcastic smile, but Richard, who had been taking a rather strong lunch with a friend, observed him not, and continued to deplore his fate with mournful and despondent looks.
Quilp plainly discerned that there was some secret reason for this visit and his uncommon disappointment, and, in the hope that there might be means of mischief lurking beneath it, resolved to worm it out.
He had no sooner adopted this resolution, than he conveyed as much honesty into his face as it was capable of expressing, and sympathised with Mr Swiveller exceedingly.
"I am disappointed myself," said Quilp, "out of mere friendly feeling for them; but you have real reasons, private reasons I have no doubt, for your disappointment, and therefore it comes heavier than mine."
"Why, of course it does," d.i.c.k observed, testily.
"Upon my word, I"m very sorry, very sorry. I"m rather cast down myself. As we are companions in adversity, shall we be companions in the surest way of forgetting it? If you had no particular business, now, to lead you in another direction," urged Quilp, plucking him by the sleeve and looking slyly up into his face out of the corners of his eyes, "there is a house by the water-side where they have some of the n.o.blest Schiedam--reputed to be smuggled, but that"s between ourselves--that can be got in all the world. The landlord knows me.
There"s a little summer-house overlooking the river, where we might take a gla.s.s of this delicious liquor with a whiff of the best tobacco--it"s in this case, and of the rarest quality, to my certain knowledge--and be perfectly snug and happy, could we possibly contrive it; or is there any very particular engagement that peremptorily takes you another way, Mr Swiveller, eh?"
As the dwarf spoke, d.i.c.k"s face relaxed into a compliant smile, and his brows slowly unbent. By the time he had finished, d.i.c.k was looking down at Quilp in the same sly manner as Quilp was looking up at him, and there remained nothing more to be done but to set out for the house in question. This they did, straightway. The moment their backs were turned, little Jacob thawed, and resumed his crying from the point where Quilp had frozen him.
The summer-house of which Mr Quilp had spoken was a rugged wooden box, rotten and bare to see, which overhung the river"s mud, and threatened to slide down into it. The tavern to which it belonged was a crazy building, sapped and undermined by the rats, and only upheld by great bars of wood which were reared against its walls, and had propped it up so long that even they were decaying and yielding with their load, and of a windy night might be heard to creak and crack as if the whole fabric were about to come toppling down. The house stood--if anything so old and feeble could be said to stand--on a piece of waste ground, blighted with the unwholesome smoke of factory chimneys, and echoing the clank of iron wheels and rush of troubled water. Its internal accommodations amply fulfilled the promise of the outside. The rooms were low and damp, the clammy walls were pierced with c.h.i.n.ks and holes, the rotten floors had sunk from their level, the very beams started from their places and warned the timid stranger from their neighbourhood.
To this inviting spot, entreating him to observe its beauties as they pa.s.sed along, Mr Quilp led Richard Swiveller, and on the table of the summer-house, scored deep with many a gallows and initial letter, there soon appeared a wooden keg, full of the vaunted liquor. Drawing it off into the gla.s.ses with the skill of a practised hand, and mixing it with about a third part of water, Mr Quilp a.s.signed to Richard Swiveller his portion, and lighting his pipe from an end of a candle in a very old and battered lantern, drew himself together upon a seat and puffed away.
"Is it good?" said Quilp, as Richard Swiveller smacked his lips, "is it strong and fiery? Does it make you wink, and choke, and your eyes water, and your breath come short--does it?"
"Does it?" cried d.i.c.k, throwing away part of the contents of his gla.s.s, and filling it up with water, "why, man, you don"t mean to tell me that you drink such fire as this?"
"No!" rejoined Quilp, "Not drink it! Look here. And here. And here again. Not drink it!"
As he spoke, Daniel Quilp drew off and drank three small gla.s.sfuls of the raw spirit, and then with a horrible grimace took a great many pulls at his pipe, and swallowing the smoke, discharged it in a heavy cloud from his nose. This feat accomplished he drew himself together in his former position, and laughed excessively.
"Give us a toast!" cried Quilp, rattling on the table in a dexterous manner with his fist and elbow alternately, in a kind of tune, "a woman, a beauty. Let"s have a beauty for our toast and empty our gla.s.ses to the last drop. Her name, come!"
"If you want a name," said d.i.c.k, "here"s Sophy Wackles."
"Sophy Wackles," screamed the dwarf, "Miss Sophy Wackles that is--Mrs Richard Swiveller that shall be--that shall be--ha ha ha!"
"Ah!" said d.i.c.k, "you might have said that a few weeks ago, but it won"t do now, my buck. Immolating herself upon the shrine of Cheggs--"
"Poison Cheggs, cut Cheggs"s ears off," rejoined Quilp. "I won"t hear of Cheggs. Her name is Swiveller or nothing. I"ll drink her health again, and her father"s, and her mother"s; and to all her sisters and brothers--the glorious family of the Wackleses--all the Wackleses in one gla.s.s--down with it to the dregs!"
"Well," said Richard Swiveller, stopping short in the act of raising the gla.s.s to his lips and looking at the dwarf in a species of stupor as he flourished his arms and legs about: "you"re a jolly fellow, but of all the jolly fellows I ever saw or heard of, you have the queerest and most extraordinary way with you, upon my life you have."
This candid declaration tended rather to increase than restrain Mr Quilp"s eccentricities, and Richard Swiveller, astonished to see him in such a roystering vein, and drinking not a little himself, for company--began imperceptibly to become more companionable and confiding, so that, being judiciously led on by Mr Quilp, he grew at last very confiding indeed. Having once got him into this mood, and knowing now the key-note to strike whenever he was at a loss, Daniel Quilp"s task was comparatively an easy one, and he was soon in possession of the whole details of the scheme contrived between the easy d.i.c.k and his more designing friend.
"Stop!" said Quilp. "That"s the thing, that"s the thing. It can be brought about, it shall be brought about. There"s my hand upon it; I am your friend from this minute."