Aunt Amanda blew her nose again, and laid down the map on the table.
"That"s all," she said. "I suppose he didn"t have time to finish it."
CHAPTER XI
A MIXED COMPANY IN SEARCH OF ADVENTURE
After Aunt Amanda had stopped reading, it was a moment or two before anyone spoke. "If all those things," said Mr. Toby thoughtfully, "could be done in that Island, I"d be in favor of going there."
There was a general murmur of a.s.sent, and Mr. Hanlon nodded his head.
"Well," went on Mr. Toby, "we"d better make up our minds what we want to do about it. The Churchwarden ain"t had his say yet, what with all these interruptions, and I move we give him a chance to have his say, right now. Speak up, Warden; what do you think we ought to do?"
"As I was saying," said the Churchwarden, looking around solemnly, "while I don"t hold to my own opinion if anybody else can think up something better, still it seems to me--But maybe you"d ruther hear from the others first."
"No, no!" cried the whole company,--except Mr. Hanlon, who shook his head vigorously.
"Well, then, being as you"ve asked me so particular, and having thought about it considerable,--as I was saying, it appears to me that the best thing to do would be to--This is only the way it looks to me, you understand, and I ain"t speaking for n.o.body but myself, and I don"t pretend that my opinion is worth----"
"By crackey!" cried Mr. Toby, very rudely. "Ain"t you the most maddening old feller that ever was in the world? Come on, now, tell us what to do, and be quick about it!"
"Call up the Able Seaman!"
This was so unexpected that n.o.body spoke for a moment.
"Hurrah!" cried Toby. "Now you"ve said it. We"ll call up Mr. Lemuel Mizzen--is that his name? That"s the thing to do! Do you all agree to that?" Everybody approved, and Mr. Toby turned to Freddie. "He"s your man, Freddie, and if you"ve done it once, I reckon it won"t be any harm for you to do it again. Wait a minute." And he ran into the shop, and immediately returned with the Chinaman"s head and a churchwarden pipe.
"Now, then, Freddie," he said. "Will you do it again?"
"No, sir," said Freddie. "I"d rather not."
"You shouldn"t make him do it," said Aunt Amanda.
"Nonsense, Aunt Amanda!" cried Toby. "He"s as bad now as he"ll ever be, and it ain"t a-going to do him no harm. I"ll fill the pipe."
"Hit"s quite a lark," said Mr. Punch, laughing heartily. "Fancy the little beggar"s smoking a pipe!"
"My dear little friend," began the Sly Old Fox, beaming upon Freddie.
"You must always remember that your elders know best----"
"Here, Freddie," said Mr. Toby, having filled the pipe, "sit down here."
And he pushed Freddie gently down upon his accustomed ha.s.sock at Aunt Amanda"s feet.
Freddie shook his head, but Mr. Toby put the pipe into his mouth and lit a match. All the others sat in silence, watching Freddie intently.
"Now, then!" said Toby. "Pull away!" And he touched the lighted match to the pipeful of black tobacco.
Freddie gave a pull, and blew out a cloud of smoke. He did not choke this time. He gave another pull, and blew out another cloud. The white smoke lay above the heads of the company in a thick ma.s.s; it grew thicker, so that he could not see through it; it began to move, as if in a high wind. He drew on the pipe once more, and blew out another cloud of smoke. He knew what was coming, and in fact the same thing happened that had happened to him before. The white cloud churned about, with its barber-poles and jets of fire, coming down closer and closer upon him, and in a jiffy he was sitting in midair on his ha.s.sock, and then he felt himself falling, falling; and as he struck the bottom with a jar, he heard, very distinctly, a knock on the door; and he was sitting again on his ha.s.sock at Aunt Amanda"s feet in the quiet room, with no sign of a cloud anywhere to be seen.
"Come in!" he heard Mr. Toby cry.
The door opened, and in walked Mr. Lemuel Mizzen, A.B., as cool as a cuc.u.mber.
He took off his flat blue cap with the black ribbon, and made a bow to the company.
"Piped me aft again, and good evening to you all!" said he, in his hoa.r.s.e voice. "Lemuel Mizzen, A.B.! That"s me! What"ll it be? All ready for orders, skipper! It was just half past by the starboard watch, and the skippers their apples were quietly peeling, when I locked up the last of the lemons and Scotch, and lay on my bed looking up at the ceiling, to s.n.a.t.c.h forty winks, as I foolishly reckoned; but just as I thinks, "Thirty-first, thirty-second," there"s a ring at the bell of the big front-door, and the mates come and yell that I"m wanted ash.o.r.e; so I tucks in my cap the eight points of my nap, and just before stopping to turn down the lights, I runs to the dresser and puts it to rights, and then before giving a last look behind, I goes to the bed and takes off the spread, and lays out to air the three sheets in the wind! And here I be," concluded the Able Seaman, "all ready for orders." And he looked very hard at Freddie.
"Well!" said Aunt Amanda, gasping. "I never in my life heard such a----"
"I"ll tell you what it is, Mr. Mizzen," said Toby. "It"s about Correction Island, on the Spanish Main."
"Ay, ay, sir!" said Mr. Mizzen. "Would you like to go there?"
"Ah!" said everyone at once, except Mr. Hanlon, who nodded his head.
"No trouble at all," said Mr. Mizzen. "Just step into The Sieve, and we"ll be off. A sweet little bark is The Sieve, provided there"s plenty of dippers; but we always go well provided. Is the whole party going?"
"One moment, if you please," said the Sly Old Codger. "There is one little point on which I--that is to say--Will there be any expense?"
"Not a penny," said Mr. Mizzen. "Everything"s found. Orders from the skipper. What he says goes."
"Ah!" said the Sly Old Fox. "The Spanish Main! With all the little parrots and monkeys flitting about in the branches of the upas trees!--I think I will join."
"I reckon we"re all going," said Mr. Toby. "Is everybody agreed? All right. It"s settled. And my vote is, to go right now, while we"ve got hold of our Able Seaman here."
"Shouldn"t I tell mother first?" asked Freddie.
"I"ll write her a note in the morning," said Toby. "I"ll fix it; you leave it to me."
"I suppose I really ought to finish this sewing," said Aunt Amanda.
"No time," said Toby, who seemed to be managing everything. "Where"s the ship, Mr. Mizzen?"
"Made fast to the wharf at the foot of this street," said Mr. Mizzen.
"Then let"s go," said Toby.
He ran out of the room, and returned with his white derby hat on his head, and his hand-painted necktie neatly in its place. He helped Aunt Amanda to get up, and brought her her little black bonnet, which she put on and tied under her chin, and her cashmere shawl, which she put around her shoulders.
"All right!" cried Toby. "We"re off! Come along!"
"We"re off to the Spanish Main," said Mr. Mizzen, in his curious sing-song, "to the wet Antipodee; but dry or wet we need not fret, for we are bold as bold can be; and on the way at Botany Bay we"ll probably stay a week or two, to gather ferns as the Botanists do, and then we"ll stop at the door of Spain, to ask the way to the Spanish Main, and so without any more delay, on the Spanish Main we"ll all alight, where the star-fish shines in the sea all night, and the dog-star barks in the sky all day--Here, skipper, put this in your pocket, and hold fast to it."
He handed Freddie the map, and Freddie put it away safely in his pocket.
"Have you got the Odour of Sanct.i.ty?" said Mr. Toby to the Churchwarden.