Captain Lingo"s face was a terrible sight to see. He gazed steadily at Ketch. The unfortunate Pract.i.tioner was shaking like a leaf. Captain Lingo slowly drew his knife, and held it behind him in his right hand.
With the other hand he pointed to the ground before him.
"Hither, dog," he said, in a quiet, even voice.
Ketch hesitated, gave a wild look about him, and advanced slowly towards his captain. When he reached him, he fell on his knees and held up his shaking hands.
"No! no! no! captain," he cried. "Don"t do it! Oh, please don"t do it! I done my duty always, and I ain"t never failed before! Remember my poor old mother, captain! Give me one chance, captain, just one! Don"t kill me! Captain! Captain!"
The expression on Lingo"s face did not change; but the glitter in his eye became even more murderous than before. He said not a word, but with his left hand s.n.a.t.c.hed off the kerchief which bound Ketch"s head, and seized him by the hair; and with his other hand he brought the knife swiftly around in front and lowered it to plunge it into Ketch"s heart.
At that moment Aunt Amanda, forgetting her lameness, struggled to her feet, hobbled to the kneeling man, and throwing her body between him and the knife, shrieked at Captain Lingo.
"Stop! stop! you bloodthirsty villain! Ain"t you got no shame? What are you going to murder him for? Ain"t he done the best he could? You"re a big bully, that"s all you are! You ain"t a man at all, you"re a monster!
Put up that knife, and take your hand out of his hair! Ain"t you ashamed of yourself?"
Captain Lingo was taken completely by surprise. His eyes opened wide and his jaw dropped; he was so astonished that he took his hand from Ketch"s hair and put up his knife.
"That"s the idea," said Aunt Amanda. "You"re more of a man than I thought. Mr. Ketch, you had better get up."
"Madam," said Captain Lingo, making her a bow, ""tis a bold action and generous. I trust I am able to respond to it in kind. My duty to you, ma"am; your obedient humble servant. Ketch, thou white-livered dog, get up, and thank this lady for thy life."
Ketch, still pale and trembling, stood up, and seizing one of Aunt Amanda"s hands in both of his, made a low bow over it and kissed it fervently. By the look in his eyes it was plain to see that he was from that moment her devoted slave.
"Madam and gentlemen," said Captain Lingo, "I am sorry to inform you that the ceremony is over, until I can obtain another Pract.i.tioner to take the place of Ketch. I blush with shame when I think how I boasted of his skill. I hope you will not think I meant to deceive you. I a.s.sure you I am more disappointed than you can possibly be. I am provoked and disgusted and irritated; I am annoyed; I can"t deny it. There is nothing to do but to retire to our home in High Dudgeon."
"What"s that?" said Aunt Amanda. "Is it a place, or is it just the way you feel?"
"Ask me no more," said Captain Lingo, turning away. "I must confer with my lads about our next step."
"Are you going to take us with you?" asked Aunt Amanda.
"We shall certainly give ourselves that pleasure, madam," said the captain, rather stiffly. "Lads, come with me."
On a sign from the captain, one of the pirates cut the twine which bound Mr. Hanlon"s hands, and the restored one joined his friends on the gra.s.s. The seven pirates moved away to a spot some score of yards apart, where they all sat down on the ground and engaged at once in animated talk.
"I conclude," said the Churchwarden, "though I don"t know as I"m right about it, and other people may have a different opinion, that we"re a good deal better off--"
"What I say is," said Toby, clapping Freddie on the shoulder, "what I say is, three cheers for Mr. Hanlon!"
"Yes!" said Freddie. "That"s just what I said that day after the theatre!"
"I wonder," said the Old Codger with the Wooden Leg, "I wonder if--er--ahem!--if Captain Lingo has--er--such a thing as a pinch of snuff about him."
CHAPTER XVII
HIGH DUDGEON AND LOW DUDGEON
The pirate captain and his men rose from the ground, and Captain Lingo, in his politest manner, requested his captives to follow him. The entire party moved down the slope into the valley, and after a walk of some quarter of a mile entered a grove of trees. In this grove were tethered ten handsome mules, of which seven were saddled and three were laden with packs.
One of the pack-mules was quickly unladen, a fire was built, and in ten minutes the hungry guests and their hosts were making a very good breakfast of bacon, fried by Mr. Leatherbread, as the captain called him, one of the pirates to whom the business of the frying-pan was left by general consent. When the bacon had been washed down with clear cold water from a spring near by, and the mule had been packed again, Freddie and Aunt Amanda were a.s.sisted into the saddles of the two smallest mules, and the captain mounted into the saddle of the largest.
"Now look here, Captain Lingo," said Aunt Amanda, "I want to know where we are going and all about it. The idea of me sitting here a-straddle of a mule! And this bonnet simply ruined, and my dress just about fit to go to the rag-bone man, and my hair--Look here, Captain Lingo, I ain"t going a step on this mule until you tell me what--"
"Pardon me, my dear lady," said the captain, "but I must ask you to put up with my little whims a short while longer. I beg the pleasure of your society upon a little journey; nothing more. I a.s.sure you the country is very interesting. May I not promise myself the bliss of your approval?" He turned to the six pirates with a scowl. "Mount the rest of them, scoundrels!"
Four of the captives were mounted by the pirates on the remaining mules, and the procession moved out of the grove into the open valley.
Freddie had never ridden a mule before, and he was delighted. When they entered, as they soon did, the great forest which they had seen from the plateau, Freddie was more than ever delighted. After the blazing sun of the open country, the shade of the forest was delicious. The trees were huge, and while the trunks were far apart, their branches made a leafy roof overhead which was almost unbroken. Flowering plants grew everywhere; vines climbed the trees; little streams murmured here and there; and the only sound which disturbed the repose of the forest was the occasional screech of a parrot and the occasional chatter of monkeys. The first time Freddie heard the sudden scream of a parrot in the stillness he was thoroughly alarmed, but when he learned what it was, and saw the flash of the bird"s plumage between the trees, he forgot all about his danger, and for the rest of the day he gave himself up to the pleasure of watching for parrots and monkeys among the branches.
The Sly Old Codger turned in his saddle and said to Toby, who was riding behind, with Mr. Punch walking between:
"A work of nature, my dear friend, a real work of nature. _So_ beautiful! Parrots and monkeys flitting about overhead, the primeval forest stretching its bosky arms above us in all directions--_so_ bosky!
What one might call a real work of nature; so very, very bosky."
"Right you are," said Toby. "It puts our Druid Hill Park in the shade, that"s a fact; makes it take a back seat and play second fiddle, as sure as you"re born."
"Hi beg your pardon," said Mr. Punch. ""Ow can a park sit down and play a fiddle?"
All day long they moved onward, single file, further and further into the depths of the forest. At noon they halted for a luncheon of fried bacon, prepared by Mr. Leatherbread. The afternoon wore on, and the forest became gloomier and gloomier about them as they marched; the silence grew almost terrifying; and all the pleasure which Freddie had felt in the morning vanished. Night fell, and the procession entered a little clearing, and there the pirates made camp for the night.
After a supper of fried bacon, prepared by Mr. Leatherbread, the whole party retired to rest, each on a mattress of green branches and leaves, covered with blankets. The night was mild, and when the last blanket had been made ready the moon rose and tinged the tops of the trees with silver; and while Freddie was watching the moon as it climbed higher, he fell asleep. Aunt Amanda did not go to sleep so soon.
Ketch the Pract.i.tioner had devoted himself very specially to her in preparing her resting-place. While he was spreading the branches and blankets for her, she said to him:
"Ketch, where are we going?"
"Not so loud, ma"am," said he. "We are going to High Dudgeon."
"High Dudgeon! What"s that?"
"S-sh! When we"re disappointed, or disgusted, or vexed, we always go to our home in High Dudgeon."
"Is that where you live?"
"Part of the time, ma"am. Mostly we are away at sea or on the Island; but when anything goes wrong, and we"re angry about it, we always go home and stay there, in High Dudgeon. Yes, ma"am."
"And what are they going to do with us when they get us there?"
"S-sh! You"ll be in great danger there. If you can find any way to escape from there, I advise you--S-sh! Not another word. Captain Lingo is looking this way. I must go."
Aunt Amanda did not sleep very well that night.
In the morning, after a breakfast of fried bacon, prepared by Mr.
Leatherbread, the company resumed its march.