"What"s the paper he give you?" said she, when he had told her everything.
Freddie put the paper in her hand, and she unfolded it carefully.
"Why," said she, "it"s a map!"
"What kind of a map?" said Freddie.
"It"s a map of an Island," said Aunt Amanda. "Where"s Toby? I wish he would come home. It looks like an Island, and there"s writing here on it. Looks like some sailorman might have drawn it, maybe; it"s certainly pretty old. I wish Toby would come."
"What"s the writing on it, Aunt Amanda?" said Freddie.
"Well, here at the top it says, "Correction Island," and under that it says, "Spanish Main." Bless me; that"s where the pirates used to----"
"Pirates?" said Freddie, his eyes sparkling.
"Yes, pirates, of course. You"ve heard of the Spanish Main, haven"t you?"
"Yes"m. It"s a long way off. You have to go there in a ship. Have you ever been there?"
"Me? Me been to the Spanish Main? Mercy sakes, no, child! What would I be doing on the Spanish Main? I ain"t been outside of this town since I was born."
"Wouldn"t I like to go there! Pirates!" said Freddie. "Oh jiminy!"
"You mustn"t use such dreadful language," said Aunt Amanda. "I wonder where Toby is? Just look at that clock! Why, bless me, it"s twenty-seven minutes to seven."
Freddie looked, and saw that the hands of the clock were together, one on top of the other. It was the hour for Mr. Punch"s father to call Mr.
Punch from the church-tower.
"Toby"s got to talkin" with that barber again, as sure as you live; when they once begin, they never know when to leave off. I wish he"d----"
As she said this, the door opened, and in walked Mr. Toby himself.
"Sorry I"m so late," he cried, "but the barber got to talking about--What, young feller, are you still here?" He turned and called through the open door to someone behind him in the shop. "Come in! Make you acquainted with my aunt and a young chap here--Don"t be bashful, come right in! n.o.body"s goin" to eat you!"
Mr. Toby held the door wide open, and made way for a little gentleman who now advanced into the room. He was a hunchbacked man, of the same height as Toby, and he was holding out in one hand a bunch of black cigars; he was bareheaded and bald-headed; he had high cheek-bones and a big chin and a hooked nose; he wore blue knee breeches and black stockings and buckled shoes, and his coat was cut away in front over his stomach and had two tails behind, down to his knees. His joints creaked a little as he walked. He made a stiff bow to Aunt Amanda, and another one to Freddie.
"Come in, Mr. Punch," said Toby, "you don"t need to hold them cigars any longer. Give "em to me." And he took them from Mr. Punch and laid them on the table. He then went to Mr. Punch and linked his arm in his, and the two hunchbacks stepped forward together and stood before Aunt Amanda.
"Allow me to present my friend Mr. Punch," said Toby. "Just as I was coming in, I heard a voice sing out "Punch!" from the church-tower, and Mr. Punch stepped down from his perch, and I invited him to come in, and here we are."
"Good hevening, marm," said Mr. Punch. His voice sounded harsh, as if his throat were rusty. "Good hevening, young sir. Hit"s wery pleasant within-doors, wery pleasant indeed; Hi carn"t s"y it"s so blooming agreeable hout there on my box, hall d"y and hall night; the gaslight is wery welcome to me poor heyes, I a.s.sure you, marm. Hi trust I see you well, marm."
"Mercy on us!" said Aunt Amanda, who had been speechless with astonishment. "Freddie, it"s Mr. Punch himself, bless me if it ain"t!"
Freddie edged a little closer to Aunt Amanda, for he was afraid Mr.
Punch might s.n.a.t.c.h him up and carry him off to his father in the tower.
Mr. Punch noticed this.
""Ave no fear, me good sir," said Mr. Punch, his wide mouth expanding in a smile, almost to his ears. "Hi sharn"t see me father this night, hif me kind friends will permit me to enjoy their society for a brief period, together with their charmin" gaslight, which it is wery dim hall night in the street and quite hunsatisfactory, accordingly most pleased to haccept me friend Toby"s kind "ospitality, Hi a.s.sure you. One grows quite cramped in one"s legs and one"s harms when one "as to remain in one position on one"s box hall night, unless one"s father should tyke hit into "is "ead to call one hup for a bit of a lark, and one can never be sure of one"s father"s "aving it in "is "ead to call one hup, to s"y nothing of one"s fingers coming stiffer and stiffer with one"s parcel of cigars "eld out in one"s "and, and no "at on one"s "ead, and no "air on one"s "ead to defend one against the hevening hair, with one"s nose dropping hicicles in winter, so that one never knows when one will lose one"s nose off of one"s fyce----"
"Excuse me," said Aunt Amanda. It was evident that Mr. Punch was a talkative person. "Are you an Englishman?"
"Ho lor" miss, indeed!" said Mr. Punch. "A Henglishman as ever was, Hi a.s.sure you. But I "opes I give myself no hairs."
Freddie gave up trying to understand the difference between air and hair; it was plain enough that the bald-headed man had never given himself any hair, so it couldn"t be that. Anyway, this was an Englishman, and Freddie was glad that he would now probably have a chance to hear English spoken, which he had never heard before.
"Toby," said Aunt Amanda, "Freddie has seen the Sailorman from China, and he has a map. I"ll tell you about it."
Thereupon she related the story of Mr. Lemuel Mizzen, as she had got it from Freddie. Mr. Toby and Mr. Punch were both tremendously impressed.
"It"s too bad," said Mr. Toby, "this young feller here had to go and smoke the Chinaman"s tobacco after I told him not to; it"s too bad, that"s what it is. What did you mean by it, sir?"
"Hit"s a wery naughty haction indeed," said Mr. Punch. "Wery reprehensible. Wery. Hi carn"t s"y as I ever "eard of a thing so hextremely reprehensible. Now when Hi was a lad----"
"You don"t say so!" said Mr. Toby. "Well, I don"t see anything so very bad about it. I"d a" done it myself if I"d been in his place. What do you mean by saying that my Freddie"s reprehensible? I won"t have n.o.body callin" him names, I won"t, and what"s more----"
"No offense, Toby! No offense!" cried Mr. Punch. "Sorry, Hi a.s.sure you.
Wery reprehensible of me to s"y such a thing. Wery. Pray be calm; be calm."
"Well, then," grumbled Toby, "don"t you go and say nothing about Freddie, because--Anyway, let"s have a look at the map."
At that moment there came a timid knock upon the door.
"Who next?" said Toby. "Come in!"
CHAPTER VIII
CELLULOID CUFFS AND A SILK HAT
The door opened, and there entered a poor-looking elderly man, bowing and sc.r.a.ping as he came, and saluting the company with an old rusty dented tall hat which he carried in his hand. The most striking thing about him was that he had a wooden leg. His hair was grey and thin, and his face was not very clean; there were signs of tobacco at the corners of his mouth. His clothes were frayed and patched, and there was a good deal of grease on his vest; he wore a celluloid collar without any necktie, and round celluloid cuffs; his coat-sleeves were much too short, and his cuffs hung out certainly three inches. Strange to say, his collar and cuffs were spotlessly clean, and presented quite a contrast to his very untidy face and clothes; but then, celluloid is easy to clean; much less trouble than washing the face. As he stumped into the room, he kept bowing humbly from one to another, and bobbing his old hat up and down in his hand.
"Ahem!" he said, making another bow. "I was just going by, and I thought I would drop in to--er--ahem!--I hope I am not in the way?"
"Oh, come in," said Toby, not very graciously. "As long as you are here, you might as well stay. This is Mr. Punch, and this is Freddie."
The elderly man bowed to Freddie, and went up to Mr. Punch and shook him cordially by the hand. He put his mouth quite close to Mr. Punch"s ear, and lowered his voice, and said:
"Ahem! I"m delighted to know you, sir. I trust you are well. I have seen you often, but not to speak to. Ahem!" He lowered his voice again, and spoke very confidentially into Mr. Punch"s ear. "The fact is, sir, that as I was going by, I suddenly found that I had left my tobacco pouch at home; most unfortunate; and I came in with the hope that perhaps--er--ahem! Very seldom forget my tobacco; very seldom indeed; perfectly lost without it; do you--er, ahem!--do you happen to have such a thing about you as a--er--ahem!--a small portion of--er--smoking tobacco? I should be very much obliged!"
"Sorry," said Mr. Punch, stiffly, backing away. "Hi never use tobacco in any way, shape or form."
The elderly man looked much disappointed, and sighed. He turned to Toby, and bowed and smiled hopefully.
"Perhaps Mr. Littleback--" he began.