Hippias emphatically did not remember, and he did not believe the story. Irritation at the mad ravishment of his pill-box rendered him incredulous. As he had no means of confuting his nephew, all he could do safely to express his disbelief in him, was to utter petulant remarks on his powerlessness to appear at the dinner-table that day: upon which--Berry just then trumpeting dinner--Algernon seized one arm of the Dyspepsy, and Richard another, and the laughing couple bore him into the room where dinner was laid, Ripton sn.i.g.g.e.ring in the rear, the really happy man of the party.
They had fun at the dinner-table. Richard would have it; and his gaiety, his by-play, his princely superiority to truth and heroic promise of over-riding all our laws, his handsome face, the lord and possessor of beauty that he looked, as it were a star shining on his forehead, gained the old complete mastery over Ripton, who had been, mentally at least, half patronizing him till then, because he knew more of London and life, and was aware that his friend now depended upon him almost entirely.
After a second circle of the claret, the hero caught his lieutenant"s eye across the table, and said:
"We must go out and talk over that law-business, Rip, before you go.
Do you think the old lady has any chance?"
"Not a bit!" said Ripton, authoritatively.
"But it"s worth fighting--eh, Rip?"
"Oh, certainly!" was Ripton"s mature opinion.
Richard observed that Ripton"s father seemed doubtful. Ripton cited his father"s habitual caution. Richard made a playful remark on the necessity of sometimes acting in opposition to fathers. Ripton agreed to it--in certain cases.
"Yes, yes! in certain cases," said Richard.
"Pretty legal morality, gentlemen!" Algernon interjected; Hippias adding: "And lay, too!"
The pair of uncles listened further to the fict.i.tious dialogue, well kept up on both sides, and in the end desired a statement of the old lady"s garrulous case; Hippias offering to decide what her chances were in law, and Algernon to give a common-sense judgment.
"Rip will tell you," said Richard, deferentially signalling the lawyer. "I"ve a bad hand at these matters. Tell them how it stands, Rip."
Ripton disguised his excessive uneasiness under endeavours to right his position on his chair, and, inwardly praying speed to the claret jug to come and strengthen his wits, began with a careless aspect: "Oh, nothing! She--very curious old character! She--a--wears a wig.
She--a--very curious old character indeed! She--a--quite the old style. There"s no doing anything with her!" and Ripton took a long breath to relieve himself after his elaborate fiction.
"So it appears," Hippias commented, and Algernon asked: "Well? and about her wig? Somebody stole it?" while Richard, whose features were grim with suppressed laughter, bade the narrator continue.
Ripton lunged for the claret jug. He had got an old lady like an oppressive bundle on his brain, and he was as helpless as she was.
In the pangs of ineffectual authorship his ideas shot at her wig, and then at her one characteristic of extreme obstinacy, and tore back again at her wig, but she would not be animated. The obstinate old thing would remain a bundle. Law studies seemed light in comparison with this tremendous task of changing an old lady from a doll to a human creature. He flung off some claret, perspired freely, and, with a mental tribute to the cleverness of those author fellows, recommenced: "Oh, nothing! She--Richard knows her better than I do--an old lady--somewhere down in Suffolk. I think we had better advise her not to proceed. The expenses of litigation are enormous! She--I think we had better advise her to stop short, and not make any scandal."
"And not make any scandal!" Algernon took him up. "Come, come!
there"s something more than a wig, then?"
Ripton was commanded to proceed, whether she did or no. The luckless fictionist looked straight at his pitiless leader, and blurted out dubiously, "She--there"s a daughter."
"Born with effort!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed Hippias. "Must give her pause after that! and I"ll take the opportunity to stretch my length on the sofa. Heigho! that"s true what Austin says: "The general prayer should be for a full stomach, and the individual for one that works well; for on that basis only are we a match for temporal matters, and able to contemplate eternal." Sententious, but true. I gave him the idea, though! Take care of your stomachs, boys! and if ever you hear of a monument proposed to a scientific cook or gastronomic doctor, send in your subscriptions. Or say to him while he lives, Go forth, and be a Knight. Ha! They have a good cook at this house. He suits me better than ours at Raynham. I almost wish I had brought my ma.n.u.script to town, I feel so much better. Aha! I didn"t expect to digest at all without my regular incentive. I think I shall give it up.--What do you say to the theatre to-night, boys!"
Richard shouted, "Bravo, uncle!"
"Let Mr. Thompson finish first," said Algernon. "I want to hear the conclusion of the story. The old girl has a wig and a daughter. I"ll swear somebody runs away with one of the two! Fill your gla.s.s, Mr.
Thompson, and forward!"
"So somebody does," Ripton received his impetus. "And they"re found in town together," he made a fresh jerk. "She--a--that is, the old lady--found them in company."
"She finds him with her wig on in company!" said Algernon. "Capital!
Here"s matter for the lawyers!"
"And you advise her not to proceed, under such circ.u.mstances of aggravation?" Hippias observed, humorously twinkling with his stomachic contentment.
"It"s the daughter," Ripton sighed, and surrendering to pressure, hurried on recklessly, "A runaway match--beautiful girl!--the only son of a baronet--married by special licence. A--the point is," he now brightened and spoke from his own element, "the point is whether the marriage can be annulled, as she"s of the Catholic persuasion and he"s a Protestant, and they"re both married under age. That"s the point."
Having come to the point he breathed extreme relief, and saw things more distinctly; not a little amazed at his leader"s horrified face.
The two elders were making various absurd inquiries, when Richard sent his chair to the floor, crying, "What a muddle you"re in, Rip!
You"re mixing half-a-dozen stories together. The old lady I told you about was old Dame Bakewell, and the dispute was concerning a neighbour of hers who encroached on her garden, and I said I"d pay the money to see her righted!"
"Ah," said Ripton, humbly, "I was thinking of the other. Her garden!
Cabbages don"t interest me"----
"Here, come along," Richard beckoned to him savagely. "I"ll be back in five minutes, uncle," he nodded coolly to either.
The young men left the room. In the hall-pa.s.sage they met Berry, dressed to return to Raynham. Richard dropped a helper to the intelligence into his hand, and warned him not to gossip much of London. Berry bowed perfect discreetness.
"What on earth induced you to talk about Protestants and Catholics marrying, Rip?" said Richard, as soon as they were in the street.
"Why," Ripton answered, "I was so hard pushed for it, "pon my honour, I didn"t know what to say. I ain"t an author, you know; I can"t make a story. I was trying to invent a point, and I couldn"t think of any other, and I thought that was just the point likely to make a jolly good dispute. Capital dinners they give at those crack hotels. Why did you throw it all upon me? I didn"t begin on the old lady."
The hero mused, "It"s odd! It"s impossible you could have known!
I"ll tell you why, Rip! I wanted to try you. You fib well at long range, but you don"t do at close quarters and single combat. You"re good behind walls, but not worth a shot in the open. I just see what you"re fit for. You"re staunch--that I am certain of. You always were. Lead the way to one of the parks--down in that direction. You know?--where she is!"
Ripton led the way. His dinner had prepared this young Englishman to defy the whole artillery of established morals. With the m.u.f.fled roar of London around them, alone in a dark slope of green, the hero, leaning on his henchman, and speaking in a harsh clear undertone, delivered his explanations. Doubtless the true heroic insignia and point of view will be discerned, albeit in common private"s uniform.
"They"ve been plotting against me for a year, Rip! When you see her, you"ll know what it was to have such a creature taken away from you.
It nearly killed me. Never mind what she is. She"s the most perfect and n.o.ble creature G.o.d ever made! It"s not only her beauty--I don"t care so much about that!--but when you"ve once seen her, she seems to draw music from all the nerves of your body; but she"s such an angel. I worship her. And her mind"s like her face. She"s pure gold.
There, you"ll see her to-night.
"Well," he pursued, after inflating Ripton with this rapturous prospect, "they got her away, and I recovered. It was Mister Adrian"s work. What"s my father"s objection to her? Because of her birth? She"s educated; her manners are beautiful--full of refinement--quick and soft! Can they show me one of their ladies like her?--she"s the daughter of a naval lieutenant! Because she"s a Catholic? What has religion to do with"--he p.r.o.nounced "Love!" a little modestly--as it were a blush in his voice.
"Well, when I recovered I thought I did not care for her. It shows how we know ourselves! And I cared for nothing. I felt as if I had no blood. I tried to imitate my dear Austin. I wish to G.o.d he were here. I love Austin. He would understand her. He"s coming back this year, and then--but it"ll be too late then.--Well, my father"s always scheming to make me perfect--he has never spoken to me a word about her, but I can see her in his eyes--he wanted to give me a change, he said, and asked me to come to town with my uncle Hippy, and I consented. It was another plot to get me out of the way! As I live, I had no more idea of meeting her than of flying to heaven!"
He lifted his face. "Look at those old elm branches! How they seem to mix among the stars!--glittering; fruits of Winter!"
Ripton tipped his comical nose upward, and was in duty bound to say, Yes! though he observed no connection between them and the narrative.
"Well," the hero went on, "I came to town. There I heard she was coming, too--coming home. It must have been fate, Ripton! Heaven forgive me! I was angry with her, and I thought I should like to see her once--only once--and reproach her for being false--for she never wrote to me. And, oh, the dear angel! what she must have suffered!--I gave my uncle the slip, and got to the railway she was coming by. There was a fellow going to meet her--a farmer"s son--and, good G.o.d! they were going to try and make her marry him! I remembered it all then. A servant of the farm had told me. That fellow went to the wrong station, I suppose, for we saw nothing of him. There she was--not changed a bit!--looking lovelier than ever!
And when she saw me, I knew in a minute that she must love me till death!--You don"t know what it is yet, Rip!--Will you believe it?--Though I was as sure she loved me and had been true as steel, as that I shall see her to-night, I spoke bitterly to her. And she bore it meekly--she looked like a saint. I told her there was but one hope of life for me--she must prove she was true, and as I give up all, so must she. I don"t know what I said. The thought of losing her made me mad. She tried to plead with me to wait--it was for my sake, I know. I pretended, like a miserable hypocrite, that she did not love me at all. I think I said shameful things. Oh what n.o.ble creatures women are! She hardly had strength to move. I took her to that place where you found us.--Rip! she went down on her knees to me. I never dreamed of anything in life so lovely as she looked then. Her eyes were thrown up, bright with a crowd of tears--her dark brows bent together, like Pain and Beauty meeting in one; and her glorious golden hair swept off her shoulders as she hung forward to my hands.--Could I lose such a prize?--If anything could have persuaded me, would not that?--I thought of Dante"s Madonna--Guido"s Magdalen.--Is there sin in it? I see none! And if there is, it"s all mine! I swear she"s spotless of a thought of sin. I see her very soul! Cease to love her? Who dares ask me? Cease to love her? Why, I live on her!--To see her little chin straining up from her throat, as she knelt to me!--there was one curl that fell across her throat"....
Ripton listened for more. Richard had gone off in a muse at the picture.
"Well?" said Ripton, "and how about that young farmer fellow?"
The hero"s head was again contemplating the starry branches. His lieutenant"s question came to him after an interval.
"Young Tom? Why, it"s young Tom Blaize--son of our old enemy, Rip! I like the old man now. Oh! I saw nothing of the fellow."
"Lord!" cried Ripton, "are we going to get into a mess with Blaizes again? I don"t like that!"