Evil G.o.d conference.
It is a conference held regularly by the evil G.o.ds.
The evil G.o.d executives gather together.
The location is somewhere with wide round table.
The people there start with the Evil G.o.d, I, Ashtal.
Then the real number 2. My right hand Julius.
I call him old man.
And then, there are the 15 evil G.o.d army captains.
“Well then, let’s say the motto for this month is ‘Safety First’ please.”
The old man concluded with this.
“In the first place, is there anything that can threaten us……?”
The captain of the 1st evil G.o.d army corps Adrigori raises a doubt.
“There is. Mainly when doing special training with Ashtal-sama.”
“Ah, there was that.”
When the 11th evil G.o.d army corps captain, Istim points that out, Adrigori makes a bitter smile.
“However, that has nothing to do with our operation now.”
Why did it become safety first?
Because we’re doing public work.
The scenery of the Dark Temple was destroyed the other day.
Since we’re doing construction work on it now, the motto became ‘Safety First’.
No, I made it that way.
Public work is dangerous. For humans, that is.
I’m not sure about for evil G.o.ds though.
Safety first is the iron rule of construction.
“The one in charge of the construction work around Dark Temple caused by this disaster is Istim-dono.”
“Yes. Please leave it to me.”
Istim answers cheerfully to the old man’s words, and lowers his head.
“Who are you calling a disaster!?”
When I retort, the 15 corps captains point at me.
“Utu.”
As expected, I can’t say anything if everyone’s silent.
“A lot of soil is needed to restore the geographical features you blew away.”
Istim consults us about our future plans.
“It’s not like we can just bring it in from the human world.”
As Adrigori has stated, this is quite a pain in the a.s.s.
If you just warp yourself, you don’t get very tired.
However, if you bring people other than yourself or try to carry things, it suddenly jumps up.
The larger the weight and volume, the more energy is consumed,
And of course, earth and sand is very heavy.
It’s a quite a painful task.
“Soil can be found at the east of the Britoria continent. We have no choice but to bring it in from the mountains.”
Since we’ll be working in the mountains, the chances of being found by people are low.
However, we needed to plan for the off chance we get caught.
While talking about those things, we wrapped up the meeting.
“By the way, Ashtal-sama, what will you be doing now?”
After things have calmed down, the old man talks.
“My plan has been decided. I’m going to train.”
When I declare that, 15 teacups make a *gachari* noise.
There were even some who spilled their coffee.
“Who had the next duty?”
“I, I am.”
Istim answers while trembling and shaking his cup.
“Please feel relieved. I’m trembling with excitement.”
In response to the 14’s gaze, Istim replied, but they didn’t trust him at all.
“Ah, not that, not that. For the time being, I was thinking of training my body. I have a top priority issue right now.”
I have one weak point.
I’m bad with women.
I hadn’t noticed for 1000 years, so when I first met women after reincarnating as the Evil G.o.d I showed some disgraceful behavior.
In order to fix that, I’ve been going to an academy in Rhodan, the capital of the Briton Kingdom.
It’s called Cantabridge Academy, and was cultivating adventurers along with other human resources.
“I’ve heard that you’ve steadily improved since attending the academy.”
Adrigori speaks reservedly.
“That’s true, but there are still many problems. As expected, I shouldn’t encounter any situation that exceeds our predictions.”
“It’s best to deal with all kinds of situations. That’s a problem.”
Adrigori seriously gives a rotten answers.
“Why is Ashtal-sama weak with women in the first place?”
“That’s a difficult question. As you know, I have memories of my past life. I had a habit of not being able to speak in my past life.”
There were times when I tried to talk to a woman, and I’d fumble or my voice would crack.
As a result, it became a mysterious language and you don’t understand what I’m saying.
“I don’t remember how it started. Anyways, because of that I wasn’t able to talk to women, and I met some terrible things.”
Hearing that, the 13th army corps captain Jeko looks at me.
“You should bring the hammer down on those s.h.i.tty women.”
“Right, you can go to the other world now. I don’t think you"ll be able to come back though.”
“What!?”
Adrigori and Jeko began to argue, but I’ll ignore it.
These two are always on bad terms.
“Anyways, what’s the current problem? I believe everything is proceeding smoothly though.”
The old man asks.
“I thought it was only towards acquaintances. The more I learn about them, the easier it becomes to talk.”
“True, by talking to an unknown woman, it can be said that you’ve finally overcome it.”
The old man nods.
“Well then, why don’t you try making about 100 human women your’s?”
“Stop it.”
There’s something weird with Jeko’s idea.
“If you’re just talking, it’d be fine doing it from here. You just need to call out to people on the street.”
“That’s sorta……”
The 5th corps captain Gareth murmured something, but I didn’t catch it.
“Are you planning on doing it alone?”
Asked by Adrigori, I briefly think.
“Doing it alone would be a little lonely……”
What’s this feeling?
I’m the Evil G.o.d.
If the Maou is the last boss, then I exist far on the opposite side of them.
In other words, the hidden boss.
The other day I killed a demon general who didn’t know his place and some other small fries.
I shouldn’t have anything to fear.
“In that case, take me with you.”
Jeko stands up and places his hand on his chest.
“If you take him along, will he come in handy……?”
Adrigori glares at Jeko.
“However, I don’t know about unnecessarily increasing the number of evil G.o.ds in big cities.”
“Then, what about me?”
After waiting for a bit, the old man comes forward.
However, not this time.
“Refused. If I take you with me, it won’t become special training. It can’t be helped. I guess Jeko’s fine.”
Jeko and I have the setting of being strangers, but we’ve already been seen talking.
It’d be fine to say we hit it off afterwards.
Jeko and I flew to Rhodan.