Chapter 70
Chapter 70 . Lang Bro, goes huge!
Jang Woo-sun was a senior in high school who was trying to get into law school and become an inspector .
Since a young age, he had been entranced by their charm and had studied harder than anyone to become a respectable politician .
But after looking at his mock test results in april, he was in despair .
“Huu…”
The problem was his english .
“Do I have to get tutored…”
… He mumbled, but he also knew that would never happen .
Because his family was poor, he couldn’t afford to go to either academies or have private tutoring sessions .
“Law school… do I have to give up . ”
Jang Woo-sun spoke bitterly .
“Huu…”
He knew that if he went on like this, he would definitely fail on the real test that was in June .
“You there, student!”
Someone called him .
“Yes?”
Jang Woo-sun was startled, looking at the big man that called him .
“Come here and take a look at this . This might be of some help to you . ”
Oh Gw.a.n.g-pil, who had once been the right hand man of Park Doo-sik beckoned Jang Woo-sun over and handed him a gla.s.s bottle that had a milky white liquid inside .
“Galaxy… corporation?”
“Haha, student you know that products from Pangaea are the new trend? Well, this here is from Pangaea . ”
Realizing that this product was from Pangaea, Jang Woo-sun’s eyes turned round in surprise .
Everywhere around the world, including Korea was purchasing items from Pangaea like crazy .
From the most basic potion to fascinating artifacts, as well as medication that came from the dead bodies of monsters . If it was from Pangaea, there were many fascinating things that could not be seen in Earth . It was truly the great ‘Pangaea Age’ .
“Here, look at this . ”
Oh Gw.a.n.g-pil pointed at a pamphlet, while giving his most ‘friendly’ smile .
“Our company is called the Galaxy Corporation, and we transport things in and out of Pangaea . And the thing I just gave you is the ‘Talking-tree sap’ .
“T-talking-tree sap? What does it do?”
“If you drink it, you can learn a foreign language . ”
“If it’s a totally unknown language you might have to drink 7, 250ml bottles to master it, but something like English would be mastered in just three . ”
“I-is that so?”
Jang Woo-sun half believed, half disbelieved .
“This bottle here contains 50ml, so have it a go . If you drink it and see some effects, don’t forget to share it and like it on either Facebook or Instagram . Or of course if you have a lot of followers on Twitter, you can tweet it . ”
The conditions weren’t bad .
“Really, bro?”
“Of course~”
And Jang Woo-sun, believing in Oh Gw.a.n.g-pil’s lax att.i.tude believed in the effects of this talking-tree sap . And while heading home, his eyes were glued on the sticker .
(< Language Bro >
Type of product: Drink
Due Date: 1 year from production
Volume: 50ml (sample, the real product is 250ml)
Effects: Allows you to easily master a language . For more details, go to the website .
Finish your english studies at once!
We take care of all your foreign language studies!
Galaxy Corporation . )
Lang bro seemed like a reliable t.i.tle .
And hearing that the product was from Pangaea, Jang Woo-sun thought that it may really be possible to learn a foreign language quickly .
‘Well, I don’t think I’d die, so…’
Jang Woo-sun muttered and drank the whole drink in a single gulp .
“Not even one gulp, huh . ”
A 50ml drink could be drunk in one gulp .
“Well, the taste is… . Kuk . ”
Suddenly, Jang Woo-sun scrunched his forehead in pain, due to a headache .
‘W-what is this?!’
In his head, information about English flowed through . Words, sentence structures, spelling, p.r.o.nunciation etc . Everything was there for him .
And this scene was repeated in many other households .
And soon enough, the ‘Lang Bro’ became famous .
[Alliance News] Lang Bro, when will they start selling officially?
[Daily News] Lang Bro, showing the importance of Pangaea .
And a few days later, the Galaxy Corporation finally revealed it’s production date and started a promotion with six thousand bottles in the beginning .
This was known as the ‘mastering english with Lang Bro!’
Master english with Lang Bro!!! Set .
You too can master english with just three bottles of Lang Bro .
Price: 15,000,000 won (15000 dollars) for one set, one set has 3 Lang Bros .
Amount: 2000 sets, limited offer (Needs reservations . )
Ways of reservation: Homeshopping (1000 sets), Homepage (1000 sets)
Will also choose 5 students with good grades that drank Lang Bro and pay their college fees .
And when this went online, South Korea was in chaos .
The S-grade celebrity that had everyone’s ‘trust’ became the show-host of homeshopping, and started the revolution of homeshopping itself… .
And the E-shop of the galaxy corporation went down sometimes, because the server couldn’t have so much people online at once .
It was a huge success .
‘This is just the start . ’
Kang Chul-in said, riding on his newly bought Lamborghini Sesto Elemento, satisfied with their great start .
Although this seemed like a huge deal, both to Kang Chul-in and Old man Kwon, it really wasn’t .
Lang Bro was just to get the trust of the civilians for the Galaxy Corporation, they still had some of their groundbreaking products left, hidden in store .
Although the start may be weak, the end will be strong!
This Lang Bro product was just a weak beginning compared to all that would come .
VROOM!
The Sesto Elemento drove through the highway with its maximum speed of 350 km/h .
And Kang Chul-in was headed to the area where the Talking-tree sap would be s.h.i.+pped .
Today was the day that they would receive the 500l, so he had decided to go himself .
“You’re here, director!”
“Good afternoon, director!”
As soon as he got there, the people related to the Galaxy Corporation all bowed to him .
‘Old man Kwon, not bad . ’
Looking at the guards that stood around holding guns, he was satisfied .
“Well, let’s receive it immediately . ”
When it finally became 00:00am, Kang Chul-in put his mana into the Dimensional Door .
Pzzt, Pzzt!
Sparks flew from the magic circle, showing that the Laputa side had answered .
And as the lights dimmed down… 30 of the 10L containers came out .
‘30?’
Kang Chul-in’s face contorted, looking at the meagre amount of bottles .
One was 10L, and they needed 50, so that they would have 500L .
30 of them was 300L .
So where had the rest gone?