Dunwoodie repocketed his towel. "Is it possible? Then when the opportunity occurs you might inform yourself. At the same time let me recommend the Court of Appeals for March. You may find there additional instruction. But I see you are going. Don"t let me detain you."
Jeroloman sat down. "What case are you referring to?"
"The Matter of Ziegler."
Uncertainly Jeroloman"s steel-blue eyes shifted. "It seems to me I read the syllabus."
"Then your powers of concealment are admirable."
"But just what does it hold?"
"Can it be that you don"t remember? Well, well!--to borrow your own agreeable mode of expression--it holds that common-law marriages that were valid before and until the enactments which you were good enough to cite, were again made valid by their appeal in Chapter 742 of the Laws of 1907."
"But," Jeroloman began and paused. "But----" He paused again.
Comfortably Dunwoodie helped him. "Yes?"
"You say that marriages valid before and until the Laws of 1901 are, by virtue of a repeal, now valid again?"
"That is what I say, Jeroloman. Merely that and nothing more. In addition to the Ziegler case, let me commend to you "The Raven.""
"Let"s get down to facts, sir. From your account of it, this alleged marriage never could have been valid."
Dunwoodie wiped his mouth. "Dear me! I had no idea that my account of it could lead to such interesting views. You do surprise me."
"Mr. Dunwoodie, you said the ceremony was performed by a gardener who pretended to be a clergyman. Those were your very words."
"Yaas. Let the cat out of the bag, didn"t I?"
Archly but chillily Jeroloman smiled. "Well, no, I would not care to put it in that way, but your office-boy must know that false representations void it."
"Good Lord!" Dunwoodie exclaimed. It was as though he had been hit in the stomach.
Jeroloman, who was eyeing him, gave a little nod that was tantamount to saying, "Take that!"
But Dunwoodie was recovering. He sat back, looked admiringly at Jeroloman, clasped his hands and twirled his thumbs.
Jeroloman, annoyed at the att.i.tude and in haste to be going, pursed his thin lips. "Well, sir?"
With an affability that was as unusual as it was suspicious, Dunwoodie smiled at him. "Your objection is well taken. Not an hour ago, in that chair in which you are sitting, this lady, my client, who not once in her sweet life has opened the Revised Statutes, and who, to save it, could not tell the difference between them and the Code, well, sir, she entered that same objection."
"I don"t see----"
"Nor did she, G.o.d bless her! And I fear I wearied her with my reasons for not sustaining it. But I did not tell her, what I may confide in you, that in Hays versus The People--25 New York--it is held immaterial whether a person who pretended to solemnise a marriage contract, was or was not a clergyman, or whether either party to the contract was deceived by false representations of this character. Hum! Ha!"
Jeroloman pulled at his long chin. In so doing he rubbed his hat the wrong way. He did not notice. That he was to dress, dine early, take his wife to the theatre, that it was getting late and that his residence was five miles away, all these things were forgotten. What he saw were abominations that his client would abhor--the suit, the notoriety, the exposure, the whole dirty business dumped before the public"s greedy and shining eyes.
"Who is she?" he suddenly asked.
"Who was she?" Dunwoodie corrected. "Miss Cara."
Jeroloman started and dropped his hat. "Not----?"
Dunwoodie nodded. "His daughter."
Jeroloman, bending over, recovered his hat. Before it, a picture floated. It represented an a.s.sa.s.sin"s child gutting the estate of a son whom the father had murdered. It was a bit too cubist. Somewhere he had seen another picture of that school. It showed a young woman falling downstairs. He did not know but that he might reproduce it. At least he could try. Meanwhile it was just as well to take the model"s measure and again his eyes fastened on Dunwoodie.
"What do you suggest?"
Dunwoodie, loosening his clasped hands, beat with the fingers a tattoo on his waistcoat.
"Let me see. There is "The Raven," the first primer, the multiplication table. Is it for your enlightenment that you ask?"
Jeroloman moistened his lips. Precise, careful, capable, intensely respectable, none the less he could have struck him. A moment only. From the sleeve of his coat he flicked, or affected to flick, a speck.
"Yes, thank you, for my enlightenment. You have not told me what your client wants."
"What a woman wants is usually beyond masculine comprehension."
Methodically Jeroloman dusted his hat. "You might enquire. We, none of us, favour litigation. In the interests of my client I always try to avoid it and, while at present. I have no authority, yet----Well, well!
Between ourselves, how would a ponderable amount, four or five thousand, how would that do?"
Blandly Dunwoodie looked at this man, who was trying to take Ca.s.sy"s measure.
"For what?"
"To settle it."
That bland air, where was it? In its place was the look which occasionally the ruffian turned on the Bench.
"Hum! Ha! Then for your further enlightenment let me inform you that my client will settle it for what she is legally ent.i.tled to, not one ponderable dollar more, not one ponderable copper less."
Mentally, from before that look, Jeroloman was retreating. Mentally as well, already he had reversed himself. He had judged Dunwoodie old, back-number, living in the past. Instead of which the fossil was what he always had been--just one too many. Though not perhaps for him. Not for Randolph F. Jeroloman. Not yet, at any rate. The points advanced were new, undigested, perhaps inexact, filled with discoverable flaws.
Though, even so, how M. P. would view them was another kettle of fish.
But that was as might be. He put on his hat and stood up.
"Very good. I will give the matter my attention."
"Do," Dunwoodie, with that same look, retorted, "And meanwhile I will apply for letters of administration. Hum! Ha! My compliments to your good lady."
He turned in his chair. Attention, indeed! He knew what that meant. The matter would be submitted to M. P. The old devil had not a leg to stand on, he lacked even a crutch, and in that impotent, dismembered and helpless condition he would be thrown out of court. A ponderable amount!
Hum!
For a moment he considered the case. But it may be that already it had been heard and adjudged. Long since, perhaps, at some court of last resort, the Paliser Case had been decided.
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