"Some one would see us, and Lady Chisworth would declare war."
"Then let us dine in some obscure restaurant in Soho."
"There"s no such thing, old dear. Soho is always full of the best people dining incog. Almost the only place where you are free from your friends is Claridge"s."
"Well"--his nose crinkled at her remark--"then let us go to Claridge"s.
Miss Durwent, I know I"m too persistent, but it would be a wonderful ending to a bully day. You know you"ll be bored at Lady Chisworth"s, and I shall be if you don"t come."
"Humph!" She stood on the first of the stone steps, her agile gracefulness lending itself to the picture of healthy, roseate youth.
"Where could we meet?"
"Let me call for you."
"N-no. That wouldn"t do."
"Would your mother object?"
"Heavens, no!--but the servants would. You see, English morality is largely living up to your servants--and we met only last night."
"But you will come?" He crossed his hands behind his back and swung the crop against his boots.
"Mr. Selwyn," she said, "your books should be very interesting."
"From now on they will be," he said, "if"----
"All right," she interrupted him with something of the staccato mannerism of the evening before. "I"ll motor down in my little car, and we"ll go to the Cafe Rouge."
"Good--wherever that may be."
"No one has discovered it yet but me," she said. "Then I shall have a headache at four, and meet you outside Oxford Circus Tube at seven."
"You"re a real sport, Miss Durwent."
"Ah, monsieur"--she smiled with a roguishness that completely unsettled him for the remainder of the day--"have you no sympathy for my headache?"
CHAPTER VII.
THE CAFe ROUGE.
I.
Monsieur Anton Beauchamp was the proprietor of the Cafe Rouge in London. Monsieur Anton Beauchamp was once proprietor of the Cafe Bleu in Paris.
For many years he had cast envious eyes on London. Did not always his guests, those strange blonde people with the clothes like blankets, pay his prices without question? Did they not drink bad wine and never add the bill? _Pardi_! if he could have only English as patrons, madame and himself could purchase that wine-shop in the Bou" Mich", and never worry again.
For years the thought of London haunted Anton; and then one day, in a superb moment of decision, he announced his intention of journeying thither. A large entourage followed him to the Gare du Nord, and, with much the same feelings as those of an explorer leaving for the North Pole, he bade a dramatic farewell, and almost missed his train by running back to give a final embrace to Madame Beauchamp.
With no undue mishap he reached London the same night, and next day he lunched at a famous London restaurant. At night he dined at a fashionable establishment in Shaftesbury Avenue. In both places he received ordinary food served without distinction, reckoned up the bill, and found that in each case _l"addition_ was correct--and rushed madly back to Paris, where he sold the Cafe Bleu, packed up his belongings, and explained matters to his wife, doing all three things simultaneously.
"The dinner," he exclaimed in a fever of excitement, "is served--so!
As a funeral. I order what I like, and the waiter he stands there _comme un gendarme_, as if it is my name I give. "Any vegetables?"
demands he. _Mon Dieu_! As if vegetables they are no more to him than so much--so much umbrellas. I say, "_Garcon, la carte des vins_!" and, quite correct, he hands it me with so many wines he has not got, just as in Paris, but--_que penses tu_?--he permits me to order what wine I choose, so--by myself. _C"est terrible_! I give him three pennies and say, "_Garcon_, for such stupidity you should pay the whole bill.""
Monsieur Beauchamp was a man of shrewdness. He knew he could not compete with the established solidity of the Trocadero, the Ritz, the Piccadilly, or the garishness of Frascati"s, so he purchased and remodelled an un.o.btrusive building in an un.o.btrusive street between Shaftesbury Avenue and Oxford Street, but clear of Soho and its adherents. He decorated the place in a rich red, and arranged some _cabinets particuliers_ upstairs, where, by the screening of a curtain, Madame the Wife and Monsieur the Lover could dine without molestation of vulgar eyes.
Monsieur Beauchamp felt himself a benefactor, a missionary. He argued that the only reason Londoners were not so flirtatious as Parisians was lack of opportunity. He, the proprietor of the Cafe Rouge, would bring light to the inhabitants of the foggy city. To a.s.sist in this philanthropic work he brought with him an excellent cook, who had killed a dyspeptic Cabinet Minister by tempting him with dishes intended only for robust digestions, and three young and ambitious waiters; while madame engaged what unskilled labour was required.
Un.o.btrusively they opened for business, for he knew that publicity would spoil his chance of success. (Once convince a Londoner that he is one of a select few who know a restaurant, and he will stand an hour waiting for a table.) The first customer to enter received such attention that he brought his family the next night. Monsieur Beauchamp issued orders that he should be snubbed. _Parbleu_! was the Cafe Rouge for _families_?
Gradually the justification of Monsieur Beauchamp"s policy became evident. Ladies of the Chorus brought their admirers there, and to the former Monsieur Beauchamp paid particular courtesy. Long study of feminine psychology had taught him that, whereas a woman may change her lover, she will not change her favourite cafe. Therefore, though the man may pay the bill, the woman is the one to please. Artists from Chelsea would come as well to the Cafe Rouge, celebrating the sale of a picture, and drinking plentifully to the confounding of all art critics. Also, the _cabinets particuliers_ were the scene of some exceedingly expensive and recherche dinners--and almost no one added the bill. When any one did, Monsieur Beauchamp was mortified, and invariably dismissed the same waiter on the spot--thereby gaining for himself and France a reputation for sterling integrity.
"_Ma foi_! London may be gray," thought Monsieur Beauchamp, "but she pays well."
II.
One November evening Monsieur Anton Beauchamp"s critical eye noted the entrance of a dark-haired young man in well-fitting evening clothes, and with him a young lady whose deep-green cloak and white fur round the shoulders set off to perfection her radiant colouring and well-poised figure. Monsieur Beauchamp did not hesitate. After all, he was an artist, and subject to inspiration like other men of genius; so, hurrying downstairs, he waved the waiter aside, and greeted them with a bow which almost amounted to virtuosity.
"_Bon soir, monsieur et madame_." He cast an anxious glance about the cafe, which was two-thirds filled. "This tabil will do?--_Ah, mais non_! He grew indignant at the very thought. "_Pardon, monsieur_, that one is very nice--_par ici_--_Non, non_! Ah--perhaps you would like a _cabinet particulier_?"
The sirenic tone of voice and the gesture of his hands indicated the seraphic pleasure to be obtained only in one of those secluded spots.
The American turned inquiringly to the girl.
"When I was here before," she said, "I was at a table just upstairs to the right. Have you one there, Monsieur Beauchamp?"
_Nom d"une pipe_! She knew him. And she was beautiful, this English lady. As he personally escorted them upstairs, with the importance of a Lord Chamberlain at a Court function, Monsieur Beauchamp speculated on the flirtatious potentialities of the young woman. If she were only clever enough to be fickle, what a source of profit she might be to the Cafe Rouge! And was she not in appearance much like Mademoiselle Valerie, for whom a member of the Chamber of Deputies had blown out the brains of Monsieur P---- de l"Academie Francaise?
With the a.s.sistance of a waiter, he ushered them to a table almost hidden by a pillar, where a crimson-shaded light sent a soft glow that was guaranteed to make the most of a woman"s eyes. Monsieur Beauchamp with his own hands brought them the menu card, while the waiter stood expectantly, crouched for an immediate start as soon as he received the signal. A small waitress appeared with the b.u.t.ter and rolls, and made her way underneath the arms of the proprietor and the waiter like a tug running round two ocean liners. Monsieur Beauchamp could recommend the _Barquettes Norvegienne_--No? Madame did not so desire? Of course not. He frowned terrifically at the waiter, who glared ferociously at the diminutive waitress. _Morbleu_! What imbecile suggested _Barquettes Norvegienne_? Monsieur Beauchamp mentioned other dishes as an overture to the meal, waxing increasingly wrathy towards the waiter on each veto. Ah! monsieur desired _Consomme Anton_. The proprietor"s face beamed and his arms were outstretched towards heaven. That this gentleman should order _Consomme Anton_, the soup of which he alone knew the secret, and which had been named after himself! Truly, the life of a restaurateur was not without compensations. He turned on the waiter--but that worthy had darted away to execute the order.
III.
The soup appeared. Monsieur Beauchamp stood by with the att.i.tude of an artist watching the hanging of his first painting in the Academy.
"You might let me see the wine list," said Selwyn.
Monsieur Beauchamp struck an att.i.tude of horror. Had it come to this in the Cafe Rouge, that a patron must _ask_ for the wine list?
Brandishing his arms, he rushed from the table, almost colliding with the little waitress, flew downstairs to the very farthest table near the door, seized a wine card, and puffing generously, arrived with the trophy at the table, much as Rothschild"s messenger must have reached London with the news that the British were winning at Waterloo. Having then succeeded in making the American order a red wine when he wanted white, Monsieur Beauchamp withdrew in a state of histrionic self-satisfaction.
With a smile of relief Selwyn looked across the table at the girl.
Even in the soft glow of the lamp, which made for flattery, it seemed to him that the vivacity of the morning had disappeared, and in its place was the petulance of the previous evening. Her eyes, which seemed when they were riding to have caught something of the alchemy of the skies, were steady and lighter in shade. Again he noticed the suggestion of discontent about the mouth, and the upper lip looked thin and lacking in colour.
"It is your turn to-night to be pensive," she said.