The tired workers seemed to have gone mad with the relaxation and excitement, and they surged and danced down the streets, men and women, old and young, with linked arms and in long rows, singing, "I may be crazy, but I love you," "Dolly Gray," and "The Honeysuckle and the Bee"--the last rendered something like this:-
"Yew aw the enny, ennyseckle, Oi em ther bee, Oi"d like ter sip ther enny from those red lips, yew see."
I sat on a bench on the Thames Embankment, looking across the illuminated water. It was approaching midnight, and before me poured the better cla.s.s of merrymakers, shunning the more riotous streets and returning home. On the bench beside me sat two ragged creatures, a man and a woman, nodding and dozing. The woman sat with her arms clasped across the breast, holding tightly, her body in constant play--now dropping forward till it seemed its balance would be overcome and she would fall to the pavement; now inclining to the left, sideways, till her head rested on the man"s shoulder; and now to the right, stretched and strained, till the pain of it awoke her and she sat bolt upright.
Whereupon the dropping forward would begin again and go through its cycle till she was aroused by the strain and stretch.
Every little while boys and young men stopped long enough to go behind the bench and give vent to sudden and fiendish shouts. This always jerked the man and woman abruptly from their sleep; and at sight of the startled woe upon their faces the crowd would roar with laughter as it flooded past.
This was the most striking thing, the general heartlessness exhibited on every hand. It is a commonplace, the homeless on the benches, the poor miserable folk who may be teased and are harmless. Fifty thousand people must have pa.s.sed the bench while I sat upon it, and not one, on such a jubilee occasion as the crowning of the King, felt his heart-strings touched sufficiently to come up and say to the woman: "Here"s sixpence; go and get a bed." But the women, especially the young women, made witty remarks upon the woman nodding, and invariably set their companions laughing.
To use a Briticism, it was "cruel"; the corresponding Americanism was more appropriate--it was "fierce." I confess I began to grow incensed at this happy crowd streaming by, and to extract a sort of satisfaction from the London statistics which demonstrate that one in every four adults is destined to die on public charity, either in the workhouse, the infirmary, or the asylum.
I talked with the man. He was fifty-four and a broken-down docker. He could only find odd work when there was a large demand for labour, for the younger and stronger men were preferred when times were slack. He had spent a week, now, on the benches of the Embankment; but things looked brighter for next week, and he might possibly get in a few days"
work and have a bed in some doss-house. He had lived all his life in London, save for five years, when, in 1878, he saw foreign service in India.
Of course he would eat; so would the girl. Days like this were uncommon hard on such as they, though the coppers were so busy poor folk could get in more sleep. I awoke the girl, or woman, rather, for she was "Eyght an" twenty, sir," and we started for a coffee-house.
"Wot a lot o" work puttin" up the lights," said the man at sight of some building superbly illuminated. This was the keynote of his being. All his life he had worked, and the whole objective universe, as well as his own soul, he could express in terms only of work. "Coronations is some good," he went on. "They give work to men."
"But your belly is empty," I said.
"Yes," he answered. "I tried, but there wasn"t any chawnce. My age is against me. Wot do you work at? Seafarin" chap, eh? I knew it from yer clothes."
"I know wot you are," said the girl, "an Eyetalian."
"No "e ayn"t," the man cried heatedly. ""E"s a Yank, that"s wot "e is. I know."
"Lord lumne, look a" that," she exclaimed, as we debauched upon the Strand, choked with the roaring, reeling Coronation crowd, the men bellowing and the girls singing in high throaty notes:-
"Oh! on Coronation D"y, on Coronation D"y, We"ll "ave a spree, a jubilee, an" shout "Ip, "ip, "ooray; For we"ll all be merry, drinkin" whisky, wine, and sherry, We"ll all be merry on Coronation D"y."
""Ow dirty I am, bein" around the w"y I "ave," the woman said, as she sat down in a coffee-house, wiping the sleep and grime from the corners of her eyes. "An" the sights I "ave seen this d"y, an" I enjoyed it, though it was lonesome by myself. An" the d.u.c.h.esses an" the lydies "ad sich gran" w"ite dresses. They was jest bu"ful, bu"ful."
"I"m Irish," she said, in answer to a question. "My nyme"s Eyethorne."
"What?" I asked.
"Eyethorne, sir; Eyethorne."
"Spell it."
"H-a-y-t-h-o-r-n-e, Eyethorne."
"Oh," I said, "Irish c.o.c.kney."
"Yes, sir, London-born."
She had lived happily at home till her father died, killed in an accident, when she had found herself on the world. One brother was in the army, and the other brother, engaged in keeping a wife and eight children on twenty shillings a week and unsteady employment, could do nothing for her. She had been out of London once in her life, to a place in Ess.e.x, twelve miles away, where she had picked fruit for three weeks: "An" I was as brown as a berry w"en I come back. You won"t b"lieve it, but I was."
The last place in which she had worked was a coffee-house, hours from seven in the morning till eleven at night, and for which she had received five shillings a week and her food. Then she had fallen sick, and since emerging from the hospital had been unable to find anything to do. She wasn"t feeling up to much, and the last two nights had been spent in the street.
Between them they stowed away a prodigious amount of food, this man and woman, and it was not till I had duplicated and triplicated their original orders that they showed signs of easing down.
Once she reached across and felt the texture of my coat and shirt, and remarked upon the good clothes the Yanks wore. My rags good clothes! It put me to the blush; but, on inspecting them more closely and on examining the clothes worn by the man and woman, I began to feel quite well dressed and respectable.
"What do you expect to do in the end?" I asked them. "You know you"re growing older every day."
"Work"ouse," said he.
"Gawd blimey if I do," said she. "There"s no "ope for me, I know, but I"ll die on the streets. No work"ouse for me, thank you. No, indeed,"
she sniffed in the silence that fell.
"After you have been out all night in the streets," I asked, "what do you do in the morning for something to eat?"
"Try to get a penny, if you "aven"t one saved over," the man explained.
"Then go to a coffee-"ouse an" get a mug o" tea."
"But I don"t see how that is to feed you," I objected.
The pair smiled knowingly.
"You drink your tea in little sips," he went on, "making it last its longest. An" you look sharp, an" there"s some as leaves a bit be"ind "em."
"It"s s"prisin", the food wot some people leaves," the woman broke in.
"The thing," said the man judicially, as the trick dawned upon me, "is to get "old o" the penny."
As we started to leave, Miss Haythorne gathered up a couple of crusts from the neighbouring tables and thrust them somewhere into her rags.
"Cawn"t wyste "em, you know," said she; to which the docker nodded, tucking away a couple of crusts himself.
At three in the morning I strolled up the Embankment. It was a gala night for the homeless, for the police were elsewhere; and each bench was jammed with sleeping occupants. There were as many women as men, and the great majority of them, male and female, were old. Occasionally a boy was to be seen. On one bench I noticed a family, a man sitting upright with a sleeping babe in his arms, his wife asleep, her head on his shoulder, and in her lap the head of a sleeping youngster. The man"s eyes were wide open. He was staring out over the water and thinking, which is not a good thing for a shelterless man with a family to do. It would not be a pleasant thing to speculate upon his thoughts; but this I know, and all London knows, that the cases of out-of-works killing their wives and babies is not an uncommon happening.
One cannot walk along the Thames Embankment, in the small hours of morning, from the Houses of Parliament, past Cleopatra"s Needle, to Waterloo Bridge, without being reminded of the sufferings, seven and twenty centuries old, recited by the author of "Job":-
There are that remove the landmarks; they violently take away flocks and feed them.
They drive away the a.s.s of the fatherless, they take the widow"s ox for a pledge.
They turn the needy out of the way; the poor of the earth hide themselves together.
Behold, as wild a.s.ses in the desert they go forth to their work, seeking diligently for meat; the wilderness yieldeth them food for their children.
They cut their provender in the field, and they glean the vintage of the wicked.
They lie all night naked without clothing, and have no covering in the cold.
They are wet with the showers of the mountains, and embrace the rock for want of a shelter.