The Phantom Of Remnant

Giving himself a strong slap to wake up, Magna gazed at his shoulders and froze. Somehow, his shirt had been removed and on each shoulder was a small bite mark that seemed to have come from a dog. What puzzles him was the fact that Naruto"s healing factor seemed to ignore it, even though he felt completely able to heal it.

Suddenly, a happy cry reached his ears before feeling a large and fluffy rocket headb.u.t.t him in the gut. Having the wind literally knocked out of him, Magna began coughing while a fluffy white tail happily wagged in his face.

"Luna, you should stop now. He only just woke up."

Turning towards the door, Magna became stunned as the fierce blonde from before lightly gazed at him. She smiled gently before walking over to him and laying a large sack on the ground.

The heavy fragrance of roasted meat seemed to emanate from the sack as Magna swallowed deeply as a small line of drool ran down his chin.

The blonde released a light chuckle, which somehow prompted Luna to release a childish laugh as well. Picking up a clean rag from the ground, the blonde chucked it to him before cheekily muttering, "Wipe your mouth Magna, your drooling."

Taking the rag with a slight blush on his face, Magna cleaned the drool off his face and asked, "What happened?"

The blonde sat next to him and opened the sack, revealing a large amount of roasted meat. Releasing a sigh, the blonde handed a piece to Magna and Luna before saying, "You used up all your aura trying to heal my sister then collapsed."

Taking a few bites from a piece of meat, the girl continued, "I"m guessing you didn"t know that aura healing takes up alot of aura and physical strength. You used up every last drop of aura in your body, causing you to faint."

Magna noticed the small amount of worry in her tone but ignored it. Magna"s stomach growled in hunger, earning a small chuckle from the blonde while Luna began laughing to tears.

Suddenly, Magna realised that he still didn"t know the blonde"s name. Laying down the roasted leg in his hands, he turned towards the blonde asked, "Um… Sorry to be rude but I don"t know your name yet?"

Wolfing down the roast in a manner completely unbefiting of a woman, the blonde released a small squeak-like burp before saying, "Oh right, sorry about that. Hey, I got an idea. Why don"t we introduce ourselves to each other?"

The blonde suddenly stood up while brushing the dust off her, naturally away from the food. With a big smile she happily said, "Turning 8 in 16 days as well as the oldest twin, the cute and lovely Argo. At your service." Finishing with a cute yet overly dramatic bow.

Pinching his arm as hard as possible, Magna desperately held in the urge to laugh. To his left, Luna jumped up with a spin, surprising Magna with how easy it is for her to move after having just healed.

"Also turning 8 in 16 days, the youngest twin. Luna!" Happily said Luna as she practically bounced around with a huge smile on her face.

Suddenly, Magna found himself the center of attention as both girls intently gazed at him in antic.i.p.ation. He thought to himself, "They can"t want me to do that… right?"

Before he could have any chance to refuse, both girls grab an arm each, completely stopping him from running away.

As Magna struggled in their grasp, his lips twitched as he yelled, "But you guys already know my name!?!"

The sisters smiled to each other for a second before both switched back to looking at him. Argo leaned in close and whispered, "It"s just about the experience, Magna. By doing it this way, we can build a bond between us~."

Luna also leaned in close from the other side as she whispered, "Plus, it"s fun. Come on Magna, don"t be a party p.o.o.per~."

Giving a wry sigh, Magna forced a smile and said, "Fine but let me go."

Both sisters realesed his arms with a smile. Magna closed his eyes, thinking about a way to introduce himself when it hit him. With a stupid grin on his face, Magna stamped both feet on the ground one by one while raising his right arm backward and stretching his left arm forward. With one roll of his head, Magna slowly muttered, "Living in a small village along the coasts of vale and turning 8 in 3 days, Magna Opus is here!"

With one final stomp, Magna had successfully introduced Jiraiya"s introduction into the world of remnant. The girls response however…

"HAHAHAHA!!! MY SIDES!!! IT HURTS!!! HAHAHA!!!…"

"SIS… I… I CAN"T!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! IT"S SO FUNNY!!! HAHAHA!!!…"

Both girls supported each other, holding the other so they both didn"t collapse onto the floor. Magna should"ve felt insulted for being laughed at this much but instead, his face slowly formed a smile before he suddenly burst into laughter.

The girls glanced between each other for a second before dashing into Magna"s arms with huge smiles on their faces. Surprised, Magna hastily caught both girls only to collapse on the ground in a cloud of dust and cloth.

As the dust settled to the sound of light coughing, Magna looked around him before bursting into laughter again. The girls had dusty patches on their faces that somehow looked like beards.

The girls glanced at one another then at Magna and started laughing as well. On Magna"s face were patches of dust that made him look like a panda.

After a couple minutes of laughing, the three of them slowly sat up. On each of there faces were a large smile. Argo started to reach around in the large sacked that contained the meat only to pull out a flask.

She poured some of the water on a rag and wiped the dust off her face. It took a couple minutes but everyone had cleaned the dust off their faces. Magna seemed relaxed as all that laughter shook the last of the fear he felt straight out of him.

Suddenly he released a small hiss as his shoulder started to hurt. His eyes went wide as he curiously muttered, "Strange… I don"t remember any wild dogs or wolves biting me…"

Glance over at the girls, Magna stared in shock as both girls refused to make eye contact with him while their tails impatiently slammed against the ground and sweat gathered on their foreheads.

Giving the girls a weird look, Magna asked, "Do you guys know why I have these bites?"

Both girls shook as their tails became ramrod straight. Luna seemed to hesitantly want to reply but her sister shook her head. Magna"s brows started to furrow as he began to feel oddly distant from them. With a cold tone he said, "Fine, don"t tell me." Before hurriedly leaving the house, slamming the door on his way out.

What Magna failed to realised was that his bodies physical age has started to affect his mental age. While he"ll still remember all his memories, his age is slowly influencing his actions and emotions, effectively making him a child again.

Outside, Magna only managed to walk a couple feet away when two blurs of white and gold tackled him over. Struggling to free himself, Magna screamed, "Let me go!!!"

Suddenly feeling a hand over his mouth, Magna started to struggle even more before Argo leaned in and whispered, "Calm down. We"ll explain but you gotta come back inside. It"s too dangerous outside."

As he started to calm down, Argo removed her hand before helping him up. Luna quickly dashed inside before being followed by Argo and Magna.

Sitting in a small circle, Magna crossed his arms above his chest and sternly said, "Ok, now explain."