"Is it part of the programme that wizard and medium should dance together?"
"Oh no! Only it seems so funny to think of your dancing."
"What, you thought a stationer must be stationary?"
"O Mr. Underwood, what a shocking pun!" and she was led off sparkling with pretty laughter; while the conjuror muttering,
"The gouty oak began to move And flounder into hornpipes,"
turned graciously on little Susie Vincent, and scared as much as he elevated her, by claiming her as his partner.
Will Harewood, dashing across the room, and looking earnestly with his bold and now flushed face up to Wilmet, blurted out, "Miss Underwood, now please, let me dance with you."
"Thank you," she said graciously; "but I believe I must play for them."
"I"ll do that," said Clement, over her head.
"The Dead March in Saul?" murmured Edgar.
"Nonsense!" broke out Mrs. Vincent, starting up; "what am I good for but to play?"
So Clement, who thought he had found an escape, was reduced to the necessity of asking the other little Vincent; and Wilmet"s smile of consent so elated Bill Harewood, that he could not help flying across to that very happy and well-matched pair, the Elderly Princess and First Robber, to tell them, "I"ve got her."
"Who?"
"Why, your sister."
"You"ve never been and made up to Wilmet!" said Lance, as if this instance of valour crowned his merits.
"Yes, I have; and she will. You see there ain"t another gentleman out of the family except the old Froggy, and the little one has got him.
Well, I always wished beyond anything to dance with Miss Underwood!"
"Did you?" said Robina. "I never should have thought of that."
"Most likely not," said Bill; "but she is the most beautiful woman I ever did or shall see in all my life;" and he flew back to her side.
"Is she?" said Robina, altogether amazed.
"Well, perhaps," said Lance; "you know one might go a long way without finding any one so handsome."
"Then I wish people wouldn"t say so. It seems making our Wilmet common, like any other girl, to care for her being pretty."
"So Froggy"s dancing with Stella," observed Lance. I declare I"ll try if Mrs. Frog won"t stand up with me. Some one ought. You"ll not mind waiting, Bobbie. It is not often one has the chance to dance with a cap like that."
Bobbie resigned herself amicably, and Lance, with his bright arch face, made his bow and half polite, half saucy addresses to Mrs.
Froggatt in her magnificent head-gear, making her laugh herself almost to tears again as she declined. He held the Miss Pearsons in greater awe, and ventured on neither; so that Robina had him for Sir Roger de Coverley, where the sole contretemps arose from Angel and Bear being in such boisterous spirits that Wilmet decreed that they must not be partners again. Of the rest, some had a good deal of dancing-master experience; Mrs. Harewood"s impromptu merry-makings had afforded plenty of practice to the two choristers; even Clement had had a certain school-feast training; and Felix, with a good ear, ready eye, and natural ease of movement, acquitted himself to Miss Knevett"s eagerly expressed admiration.
"Take care, Master Ratton will be jealous," said Edgar, as he claimed her for the next dance, a quadrille.
"Jealous! oh no! Some people one never thinks of complimenting."
Cherry caught the words, and wondered what they meant.
A few more dances, and then came Wilmet"s anxiously contrived supper.
"I say," observed Will Harewood to Lance, "why can"t we have things like this at home?"
""Tisn"t their nature to," judiciously responded Lance.
"This cream is quite up to the grub we get after a crack let-off in the Close," added Will; for requisitions for their voices at private concerts had made the choir connoisseurs in the relics of feasts.
"Better, I should say," returned Lance. "Mettie doesn"t make it of soap, or a.r.s.enic, or verdigris, like old Twopenny."
"What! you don"t mean that she made it herself!"
"Of course! who else should?"
"My eyes! And to see her looking like that!" Then, with a deep sigh, "If I could only book her for my wife on the spot!"
Whence it may be inferred, that Stella"s birthday party was not only a brilliant success, but might, in Wilmet"s phrase, "lead to something." All it seemed to have led to at present was a discovery on the part of the good Miss Pearsons, that the household they had been wont to pity as small orphan children, now contained three fine young men.
At least Geraldine connected this with the desire they expressed that Alice might enjoy the same opportunities as Robina of giving her acquirements a final polish, up to diploma pitch. A correspondence commenced, resulting in Miss Knevett being engaged as teacher, being remunerated by lessons in languages and accomplishments. The arrangement gave universal satisfaction; Cherry could not detect any regret on the part of Felix; Alice would still spend her holidays with her aunts; and the sense that her departure was near made the intercourse between the two houses more frequent and familiar than it had ever yet been.
One evening Cherry, while looking up a quotation for Felix in Southey"s Doctor, lit on his quaint theory of the human soul having previously migrated through successive stages of vegetable and animal life, and still retaining something characteristic from each transmigration. Her brothers were a good deal tickled with the idea; and Lance exclaimed, "I know who must have been rhubarb, queen-wasp, and a hen-harrier."
"Oh, that"s too bad!" cried Robina.
"Why a hen-harrier?" asked Felix, recognising, like almost all the others.
"One of the birds of prey where the female is bigger than her mate,"
drily observed Edgar.
"Besides," said Cherry," recollect the hen-harrier"s countenance in pictures, with beady eyes, and a puffed supercilious smile about the beak."
"Why, that"s Lady Price!" chimed in Alice, making the discovery at last.
Lengthily and gravely Edgar uttered the words, "Puzzle-monkey, praying mantis, sacred stork, howler."
Lance and Robin roared with merriment, and after one glance at Clement"s half virtuous, half offended countenance, Felix and Cherry fell into like convulsions; while Alice exclaimed, "But who is it?"
and Angel shouted the sufficiently evident answer, "Clement, oh! the howler, the black preaching monkey in a natural surplice!"
"I can"t think how you do it!" exclaimed Alice.
"I object to the mantis," Cherry struggled to say. "Nasty hypocritical creature that eats things up."
"Praying for its living, eh, Cherry?" said wicked Edgar. "If you had ever seen the long thin animal, with head back, hands joined, and pious att.i.tude, you couldn"t doubt."