Dunstable retired.
His next appearance in public life was in Mr. Day"s study. Mr. Day had sent for him after preparation. He held a letter in his hand, and he looked annoyed.
"Come in, Dunstable. I have just received a letter complaining of you.
It seems that you have been trespa.s.sing."
"Yes, sir."
"I am surprised, Dunstable, that a sensible boy like you should have done such a foolish thing. It seems so objectless. You know how greatly the head-master dislikes any sort of friction between the school and the neighbours, and yet you deliberately trespa.s.s in Mr.
Watson"s wood."
"I"m very sorry, sir."
"I have had a most indignant letter from him--you may see what he says. You do not deny it?"
Dunstable ran his eye over the straggling, untidy sentences.
"No, sir. It"s quite true."
"In that case I shall have to punish you severely. You will write me out the Greek numerals ten times, and show them up to me on Tuesday."
"Yes, sir."
"That will do."
At the door Dunstable paused.
"Well, Dunstable?" said Mr. Day.
"Er--I"m glad you"ve got his autograph after all, sir," he said.
Then he closed the door.
As he was going to bed that night, Dunstable met the house-master on the stairs.
"Dunstable," said Mr. Day.
"Yes, sir."
"On second thoughts, it would be better if, instead of the Greek numerals ten times, you wrote me the first ode of the first book of Horace. The numerals would be a little long, perhaps."
PILLINGSHOT, DETECTIVE
Life at St. Austin"s was rendered somewhat hollow and burdensome for Pillingshot by the fact that he f.a.gged for Scott. Not that Scott was the Beetle-Browed Bully in any way. Far from it. He showed a kindly interest in Pillingshot"s welfare, and sometimes even did his Latin verses for him. But the n.o.blest natures have flaws, and Scott"s was no exception. He was by way of being a humorist, and Pillingshot, with his rather serious outlook on life, was puzzled and inconvenienced by this.
It was through this defect in Scott"s character that Pillingshot first became a detective.
He was toasting m.u.f.fins at the study fire one evening, while Scott, seated on two chairs and five cushions, read "Sherlock Holmes," when the Prefect laid down his book and fixed him with an earnest eye.
"Do you know, Pillingshot," he said, "you"ve got a bright, intelligent face. I shouldn"t wonder if you weren"t rather clever. Why do you hide your light under a bushel?"
Pillingshot grunted.
"We must find some way of advertising you. Why don"t you go in for a Junior Scholarship?"
"Too old," said Pillingshot with satisfaction.
"Senior, then?"
"Too young."
"I believe by sitting up all night and swotting----"
"Here, I say!" said Pillingshot, alarmed.
"You"ve got no enterprise," said Scott sadly. "What are those?
m.u.f.fins? Well, well, I suppose I had better try and peck a bit."
He ate four in rapid succession, and resumed his scrutiny of Pillingshot"s countenance.
"The great thing," he said, "is to find out your special line. Till then we are working in the dark. Perhaps it"s music? Singing? Sing me a bar or two."
Pillingshot wriggled uncomfortably.
"Left your music at home?" said Scott. "Never mind, then. Perhaps it"s all for the best. What are those? Still m.u.f.fins? Hand me another.
After all, one must keep one"s strength up. You can have one if you like."
Pillingshot"s face brightened. He became more affable. He chatted.
"There"s rather a row on downstairs," he said. "In the junior day-room."
"There always is," said Scott. "If it grows too loud, I shall get in amongst them with a swagger-stick. I attribute half my success at bringing off late-cuts to the practice I have had in the junior day-room. It keeps the wrist supple."
"I don"t mean that sort of row. It"s about Evans."
"What about Evans?"
"He"s lost a sovereign."
"Silly young a.s.s."
Pillingshot furtively helped himself to another m.u.f.fin.
"He thinks some one"s taken it," he said.