"Now don"t let your eyes get bigger"n your stomach," warned Ned.
"Remember, we are in polite society now."
"I hope you won"t forget yourself either," retorted Stacy. "I"ll stand beside you. If you start to make a break I"ll tread on your toes and-----"
"Try it!" hissed Ned Rector in the fat boy"s ear. The entrance of Mrs. Butler with a plate heaped with ginger cookies drove all other thoughts from the minds of the boys. "Mrs. Butler," began Ned, clearing his throat, "we---we thank you; from the bottom of our hearts we thank you---don"t we, Stacy?"
"Well, I---I guess so. I can tell better after I"ve tried the cookies.
I know the lemonade"s all right."
"How do you know?" demanded three voices at once.
"Why, I tasted of it," admitted Chunky.
"As I was saying, Mrs. Butler, we-----"
"Never mind thanking me, Ned. I will take your appreciation for granted."
"Thank you," answered Stacy, looking longingly at the plate of cookies.
"Now help yourselves. Don"t wait, boys," urged Tad"s mother, giving the boys a friendly smile before turning to leave the room.
"Ah, Mrs. Butler. One moment, please," said Ned.
"Yes. What is it?"
"We---ah-----"
"Oh, let me say it. You don"t know how to talk in public," exclaimed Chunky. "Mrs. Butler, we, the Pony Rider Boys, rough riders, Indian fighters and general, all-around stars of both plain and mountain, are thinking-----"
Ned thrust Chunky gently aside. Had it not been for Mrs. Butler"s presence Ned undoubtedly would have used more force.
Tad sat down grinning broadly. He knew that his mother enjoyed this good-natured badinage fully as much as the boys did.
Ned rapped on the table with his knuckles.
"Order, please, gentlemen!"
"That"s I," chuckled Stacy, slipping into a chair.
"Laying all tr.i.m.m.i.n.gs aside, Mrs. Butler, we have come to speak with you first, after which we"ll have something to say to your son."
Mrs. Butler sat down in the chair that Tad had placed for her.
"Very good. I shall be glad to hear what you have to say, Ned."
"The fact is---as I was about to say when interrupted by the irresponsible person at my left-----"
"I beg pardon. _I"m_ at your left," remarked Walter.
"He doesn"t know which is his left and which is his right," jeered Chunky. "He"s usually left, though."
"I refer to the person who was sitting at my left at the time I began speaking. I had no intention of casting any aspersion on Mr. Walter Perkins. As I was about to say, we are planning another trip, Mrs.
Butler."
"Where away this time, Ned?"
"To the Grand Canyon-----"
"With the accent on the _yon_," added Stacy.
"The Grand Canyon of the Colorado?"
"Yes, ma"am. Mr. Perkins has arranged it for us. Everything is fixed.
Professor Zepplin is going along and-----"
"That will be fine, indeed," glowed Tad"s mother.
"Yes, we think so, and we"re glad to know that you do. Tad didn"t know whether you would approve of the proposed trip or not. We are---ahem---delighted to learn that you do approve of it and that you are willing that Tad should go."
"Oh, but I haven"t said so," laughed Mrs. Butler.
"Of course she hasn"t. You see how little one can depend upon what Ned Rector says," interjected Stacy.
Ned gave him a warning look.
"I should say that you approve of his going. Of course we couldn"t think of taking this trip without Tad. I don"t believe Mr. Perkins would let Walt go if Tad weren"t along. You see, Tad"s a handy man to have around. I know Chunky"s people never would trust him to go without Tad to look after him. You see, Chunky"s such an irresponsible mortal-----"
"Oh, I don"t know," interrupted the fat boy.
"One never knows what he"s going to do next. He needs some one to watch him constantly. We think it is the fault of his bringing up."
"Or the company I"ve been keeping," finished Chunky.
"At any rate, we need Tad with us."
"Then I shall have to say "yes,"" replied Mrs. Butler, nodding and smiling. "Of course Tad may go. I am glad, indeed, that he has such splendid opportunities."
"But, mother, I ought to be at work," protested Tad. "It is time I were doing something. Besides, I think you need me at home."
"Never mind, Tad. When you have finished with these trips you will be all the better for them. You will have erected a foundation of health that will last you all your life. Furthermore, you will have gained many things by the experience, When you get at the real serious purpose of your life, you will accomplish what you set yourself to do, with better results."
"That---that"s what I say," began Chunky. "Haven"t I always told you-----"
"Stacy is wise beyond his years," smiled Mrs. Butler. "When he is grown up I look for him to be a very clever young man."
The eyes of the boys still twinkled merrily, for Chunky, unable to guess whether he were being teased, was still scowling somewhat.
However, he kept still for the time being.
"Yes, Tad may go with you," continued Mrs. Butler. "You start---when?"