"Here is a little specimen of the same kind of thing, and I let you see it to show how completely I trust you. Here, and tell me your opinion."
In the envelope was a letter, a strange anonymous letter addressed to Lembke and only received by him the day before. With intense vexation Pyotr Stepanovitch read as follows:
"Your excellency,-For such you are by rank. Herewith I make known that there is an attempt to be made on the life of personages of general"s rank and on the Fatherland. For it"s working up straight for that. I myself have been disseminating unceasingly for a number of years. There"s infidelity too. There"s a rebellion being got up and there are some thousands of manifestoes, and for every one of them there will be a hundred running with their tongues out, unless they"ve been taken away beforehand by the police. For they"ve been promised a mighty lot of benefits, and the simple people are foolish, and there"s vodka too. The people will attack one after another, taking them to be guilty, and, fearing both sides, I repent of what I had no share in, my circ.u.mstances being what they are. If you want information to save the Fatherland, and also the Church and the ikons, I am the only one that can do it. But only on condition that I get a pardon from the Secret Police by telegram at once, me alone, but the rest may answer for it. Put a candle every evening at seven o"clock in the porter"s window for a signal. Seeing it, I shall believe and come to kiss the merciful hand from Petersburg. But on condition there"s a pension for me, for else how am I to live? You won"t regret it for it will mean a star for you. You must go secretly or they"ll wring your neck. Your excellency"s desperate servant falls at your feet.
"Repentant free-thinker incognito."
Von Lembke explained that the letter had made its appearance in the porter"s room when it was left empty the day before.
"So what do you think?" Pyotr Stepanovitch asked almost rudely.
"I think it"s an anonymous skit by way of a hoax."
"Most likely it is. There"s no taking you in."
"What makes me think that is that it"s so stupid."
"Have you received such doc.u.ments here before?"
"Once or twice, anonymous letters."
"Oh, of course they wouldn"t be signed. In a different style? In different handwritings?"
"Yes."
"And were they buffoonery like this one?"
"Yes, and you know... very disgusting."
"Well, if you had them before, it must be the same thing now."
"Especially because it"s so stupid. Because these people are educated and wouldn"t write so stupidly."
"Of course, of course."
"But what if this is some one who really wants to turn informer?"
"It"s not very likely," Pyotr Stepanovitch rapped out dryly. "What does he mean by a telegram from the Secret Police and a pension? It"s obviously a hoax."
"Yes, yes," Lembke admitted, abashed.
"I tell you what: you leave this with me. I can certainly find out for you before I track out the others."
"Take it," Lembke a.s.sented, though with some hesitation.
"Have you shown it to anyone?"
"Is it likely! No."
"Not to Yulia Mihailovna?"
"Oh, Heaven forbid! And for G.o.d"s sake don"t you show it her!" Lembke cried in alarm. "She"ll be so upset... and will be dreadfully angry with me."
"Yes, you"ll be the first to catch it; she"d say you brought it on yourself if people write like that to you. I know what women"s logic is. Well, good-bye. I dare say I shall bring you the writer in a couple of days or so. Above all, our compact!"
IV Though Pyotr Stepanovitch was perhaps far from being a stupid man, Fedka the convict had said of him truly "that he would make up a man himself and go on living with him too." He came away from Lembke fully persuaded that for the next six days, anyway, he had put his mind at rest, and this interval was absolutely necessary for his own purposes. But it was a false idea and founded entirely on the fact that he had made up for himself once for all an Andrey Antonovitch who was a perfect simpleton.
Like every morbidly suspicious man, Andrey Antonovitch was always exceedingly and joyfully trustful the moment he got on to sure ground. The new turn of affairs struck him at first in a rather favourable light in spite of some fresh and troublesome complications. Anyway, his former doubts fell to the ground. Besides, he had been so tired for the last few days, so exhausted and helpless, that his soul involuntarily yearned for rest. But alas! he was again uneasy. The long time he had spent in Petersburg had left ineradicable traces in his heart. The official and even the secret history of the "younger generation" was fairly familiar to him-he was a curious man and used to collect manifestoes-but he could never understand a word of it. Now he felt like a man lost in a forest. Every instinct told him that there was something in Pyotr Stepanovitch"s words utterly incongruous, anomalous, and grotesque, "though there"s no telling what may not happen with this "younger generation," and the devil only knows what"s going on among them," he mused, lost in perplexity.
And at this moment, to make matters worse, Blum poked his head in. He had been waiting not far off through the whole of Pyotr Stepanovitch"s visit. This Blum was actually a distant relation of Andrey Antonovitch, though the relationship had always been carefully and timorously concealed. I must apologise to the reader for devoting a few words here to this insignificant person. Blum was one of that strange cla.s.s of "unfortunate" Germans who are unfortunate not through lack of ability but through some inexplicable ill luck. "Unfortunate" Germans are not a myth, but really do exist even in Russia, and are of a special type. Andrey Antonovitch had always had a quite touching sympathy for him, and wherever he could, as he rose himself in the service, had promoted him to subordinate positions under him; but Blum had never been successful. Either the post was abolished after he had been appointed to it, or a new chief took charge of the department; once he was almost arrested by mistake with other people. He was precise, but he was gloomy to excess and to his own detriment. He was tall and had red hair; he stooped and was depressed and even sentimental; and in spite of his being humbled by his life, he was obstinate and persistent as an ox, though always at the wrong moment. For Andrey Antonovitch he, as well as his wife and numerous family, had cherished for many years a reverent devotion. Except Andrey Antonovitch no one had ever liked him. Yulia Mihailovna would have discarded him from the first, but could not overcome her husband"s obstinacy. It was the cause of their first conjugal quarrel. It had happened soon after their marriage, in the early days of their honeymoon, when she was confronted with Blum, who, together with the humiliating secret of his relationship, had been until then carefully concealed from her. Andrey Antonovitch besought her with clasped hands, told her pathetically all the story of Blum and their friendship from childhood, but Yulia Mihailovna considered herself disgraced for ever, and even had recourse to fainting. Von Lembke would not budge an inch, and declared that he would not give up Blum or part from him for anything in the world, so that she was surprised at last and was obliged to put up with Blum. It was settled, however, that the relationship should be concealed even more carefully than before if possible, and that even Blum"s Christian name and patronymic should be changed, because he too was for some reason called Andrey Antonovitch. Blum knew no one in the town except the German chemist, had not called on anyone, and led, as he always did, a lonely and n.i.g.g.ardly existence. He had long been aware of Andrey Antonovitch"s literary peccadilloes. He was generally summoned to listen to secret tete-a-tete readings of his novel; he would sit like a post for six hours at a stretch, perspiring and straining his utmost to keep awake and smile. On reaching home he would groan with his long-legged and lanky wife over their benefactor"s unhappy weakness for Russian literature.
Andrey Antonovitch looked with anguish at Blum.
"I beg you to leave me alone, Blum," he began with agitated haste, obviously anxious to avoid any renewal of the previous conversation which had been interrupted by Pyotr Stepanovitch.
"And yet this may be arranged in the most delicate way and with no publicity; you have full power." Blum respectfully but obstinately insisted on some point, stooping forward and coming nearer and nearer by small steps to Andrey Antonovitch.
"Blum, you are so devoted to me and so anxious to serve me that I am always in a panic when I look at you."
"You always say witty things, and sleep in peace satisfied with what you"ve said, but that"s how you damage yourself."
"Blum, I have just convinced myself that it"s quite a mistake, quite a mistake."
"Not from the words of that false, vicious young man whom you suspect yourself? He has won you by his flattering praise of your talent for literature."
"Blum, you understand nothing about it; your project is absurd, I tell you. We shall find nothing and there will be a fearful upset and laughter too, and then Yulia Mihailovna..."
"We shall certainly find everything we are looking for." Blum advanced firmly towards him, laying his right hand on his heart. "We will make a search suddenly early in the morning, carefully showing every consideration for the person himself and strictly observing all the prescribed forms of the law. The young men, Lyamshin and Telyatnikov, a.s.sert positively that we shall find all we want. They were constant visitors there. n.o.body is favourably disposed to Mr. Verhovensky. Madame Stavrogin has openly refused him her graces, and every honest man, if only there is such a one in this coa.r.s.e town, is persuaded that a hotbed of infidelity and social doctrines has always been concealed there. He keeps all the forbidden books, Ryliev"s "Reflections," all Herzen"s works.... I have an approximate catalogue, in case of need."
"Oh heavens! Every one has these books; how simple you are, my poor Blum."
"And many manifestoes," Blum went on without heeding the observation. "We shall end by certainly coming upon traces of the real manifestoes here. That young Verhovensky I feel very suspicious of."
"But you are mixing up the father and the son. They are not on good terms. The son openly laughs at his father."
"That"s only a mask."
"Blum, you"ve sworn to torment me! Think! he is a conspicuous figure here, after all. He"s been a professor, he is a well-known man. He"ll make such an uproar and there will be such gibes all over the town, and we shall make a mess of it all.... And only think how Yulia Mihailovna will take it." Blum pressed forward and did not listen. "He was only a lecturer, only a lecturer, and of a low rank when he retired." He smote himself on the chest. "He has no marks of distinction. He was discharged from the service on suspicion of plots against the government. He has been under secret supervision, and undoubtedly still is so. And in view of the disorders that have come to light now, you are undoubtedly bound in duty. You are losing your chance of distinction by letting slip the real criminal."
"Yulia Mihailovna! Get away, Blum," Von Lembke cried suddenly, hearing the voice of his spouse in the next room. Blum started but did not give in.
"Allow me, allow me," he persisted, pressing both hands still more tightly on his chest.
"Get away!" hissed Andrey Antonovitch. "Do what you like... afterwards. Oh, my G.o.d!"
The curtain was raised and Yulia Mihailovna made her appearance. She stood still majestically at the sight of Blum, casting a haughty and offended glance at him, as though the very presence of this man was an affront to her. Blum respectfully made her a deep bow without speaking and, doubled up with veneration, moved towards the door on tiptoe with his arms held a little away from him.
Either because he really took Andrey Antonovitch"s last hysterical outbreak as a direct permission to act as he was asking, or whether he strained a point in this case for the direct advantage of his benefactor, because he was too confident that success would crown his efforts; anyway, as we shall see later on, this conversation of the governor with his subordinate led to a very surprising event which amused many people, became public property, moved Yulia Mihailovna to fierce anger, utterly disconcerting Andrey Antonovitch and reducing him at the crucial moment to a state of deplorable indecision.