"Well, I ain"t said I wasn"t goin" to get it, have I? We"re goin" to put in a bid, ain"t we? What"s the matter with you?"
"Nothin" at all; but _your_ breakfast don"t seem to have set extry well!
However, it takes two to make a row, and I"m peaceful, myself. What do you think of the rival entry? Kind of a nice-appearin" girl-don"t you think so?"
He whirled round and looked at me as if he thought I was crazy.
"Nice-appearin"!" he says. "Nice-ap-Why, she"s-"
Then he pulled up short and headed for the back room.
Nothin" of much importance happened for a while after that. And yet there was somethin"-two or three somethin"s-that had a bearin" on the case. One was the change in "Dolph Cahoon. For a few days after that night I met him on the road he was as gay and chipper as a blackbird in a pear tree-happy even when I made him work, which was surprisin"
enough. And then, all to once, he turned glum and ugly. Wouldn"t speak and seemed to be broodin" over his troubles all day long. I had my suspicions; and so, one time when him and me was alone, I hove over a little mite of bait just to see if he"d rise to it.
"Seen anything of the Lentz girl lately?" I asked, casual.
"Naw," says he, "and I don"t want to, neither! She"s a bird, she is! Too stuck up to speak to common folks. Everybody"s gettin" on to her-you bet! She won"t make many friends in this town."
I grinned to myself. Thinks I: "I guess, young man, Georgianna"s handed you your walkin" papers. You won"t go down the Neck Road any more!"
And yet, an evenin" or so after that, I see somebody go down that road.
I didn"t see him plain, but I"d have almost taken my oath "twas Jim Henry Jacobs. It couldn"t be, of course-and yet-
Well, two days later, I took back the "yet." I happened to be standin"
at the side door of the store, lookin" across the fields, when I saw an auto with two people in it sailin" along the crossroad from the east"ard. "Twas a runabout auto-and I looked and looked! Then I called to "Dolph.
""Dolph," says I, "come here! Who"s automobile"s that? If I didn"t know Mr. Jacobs was off takin" orders in Denboro I should say "twas his."
"Dolph looked.
"Humph!" says he-""tis his. He"s drivin" it himself. But who"s that with him? What? Well, by gosh! if it ain"t that stuck-up Georgianna Lentz!"
"Get out!" says I. "The softness of your heart has struck to your head.
It"s likely he"d be takin" her to ride, ain"t it!"
And then Jacobs looked up and sighted us standin" in the doorway. His machine hadn"t been goin" slow afore-now it fairly jumped off the ground and flew. In a minute there was nothin" but a dust-cloud in the offin".
He came in about noon. I didn"t say nothin", but I guess my face was enough. He looked at me, turned away-and then turned back again.
"Well," he says, loud and cheerful, "you saw us, didn"t you? I was goin"
to tell you, anyway, soon as I got the chance."
"Oh," says I, "I want to know!"
"Sure, I was. Of course you see through the game."
"The game?"
"Why, yes, yes! The game I"m playin"-the game that"s goin" to get us that screen contract! Oh, I wasn"t born yesterday. I knew a thing or two. This-er-Lentz girl and you and me have agreed not to go near Parkinson till the contract"s given out; but Parkinson ain"t promised not to go near her! He"s been over there two or three times lately, and that won"t do. He"s a widower, and-"
"A widower!" I put in. "What"s that got to do with it?"
"Oh, nothin"-nothin". Just a joke, that"s all. But I realized right away that she and he mustn"t be together or he"ll make her talk screens in spite of herself, and that"ll be dangerous for us. So, says I to myself, "Jim Henry," says I, "it"s up to you. You must keep her out of his way."
That"s why I"ve been goin" to see her once in a while and-and takin" her to ride, and-and so on. See? Oh, I"m wise! You trust your old doctor of sick businesses."
He"d been talkin" a blue streak. Seemed almost as if he was afraid I"d say somethin" afore he could say it all. Now he stopped to get his breath and I put in a word.
"So," says I, slow, "that"s why you"re doin" it, hey? But ain"t that-You know you promised to treat her just as if she was a man!"
"Well, ain"t I?" he snaps-hotter than was needful, I thought. "If she was a man I"d make it my business to keep her in sight, wouldn"t I?
Well, then! I never saw such a chap as you are for lookin" for trouble when there isn"t any."
He stalked off. I follered him; and as I done so I noticed "Dolph Cahoon duck behind the calico counter. I judged he"d heard every word.
The finishin" work on the hotel hustled along and inside of a month we got word that "twas time to put in our bid. Jacobs and I figured and figured till we got the price down to the last cent we thought it could stand, and then we sent our proposition over to Parkinson by mail.
"Wonder if Miss Georgianna"s sent hers in," I says, casual.
"Oh, yes," says Jim, prompt; "she is goin" to mail it this morning"."
I didn"t ask him how he knew. His chasin" round and keepin" watch on a girl who was as fair-minded and square as she was had always seemed too much like spyin" to please me, and I cal"lated he knew how I felt-at any rate he"d scurcely spoke her name since the day when I saw "em autoin"
together. But now I did say that, so long as the bids was in, it wouldn"t be necessary for him to keep his eye on her any longer.
He looked at me kind of queer. "Umph!" he says; "maybe not!" And he walked away to attend to a customer.
That afternoon he took his car and went off on his reg"lar order trip to Denboro and Bayport and round. "Dolph Cahoon and I was alone in the front part of the store. "Dolph seemed to be in mighty good spirits-for him-and kept chucklin" to himself in a way I couldn"t understand. At last he says to me, lookin" back to be sure that Mary Blaisdell, in the post-office department, couldn"t hear-
"Cap"n Zeb," he says, "what would you give the feller that got the screen contract for you?"
"Give him?" I says. "What feller do you mean-Parkinson? I wouldn"t give him a cent! I ain"t a briber and I don"t think he"s a grafter."
"I don"t mean Parkinson," he says, chucklin". "But, suppose somebody else had been workin" for you on the quiet, what would you give him?"
I looked him over.
"Look here, "Dolph," says I; "I never try to guess a riddle till I hear the whole of it. What are you drivin" at?"
He grinned. "I know who"s goin" to get that contract," he says.
"You do. Who is it?"
"The Ostable Store"s goin" to get it. Your bid"s a little mite the lowest. Parkinson told me so last night."
"Parkinson told you!" I sung out. "How did you happen to see Parkinson?"
He winked.
"Oh, I saw him!" says he. "I"ve seen him a good many times lately. I made it my business to see him. He was pretty stuck on the Eureka till I got after him and I cal"late he"d have contracted for Eurekas, bid or no bid. But I put in my licks; I"ve drove over to West Ostable four nights and two Sundays in the last fortni"t. And didn"t I preach Nonesuch to him! He-he! You bet I did! And last night he said he was goin" to give us the job. Oh, I fixed that stuck-up Georgianna Lentz! I got even with her. He-he-he!"