As Jim looked in astonishment the door was opened and a dapper little man with a fuzzy red beard appeared.
"Good morning, gentlemen, good morning!" he said, in a perfectly good Yankee tw.a.n.g. "Can I do anything for you to-day in my line? Step in, gentlemen; I"m John Higginbotham." They entered and, behind the desk, sighted a stout woman of medium size, middle age, and moderately good appearance.
"Hannah, these are two of our fellow townsfolk, calling. Excuse me, gentlemen, I didn"t get your names." He was enlightened and prattled on: "Oh, Reverend Hartigan and Dr. Carson. Good! Healing for the body and healing for the soul, and my healing is for the estate--happy trinity, isn"t it? Sit down, gentlemen."
"Can we do anything for you in our line?" said the buxom lady behind the desk, in a strong, deep voice; and now Jim noticed for the first time her square jaw and her keen eye that brightened as she spoke.
"Not at present, thank you," said Jim. "We are merely making a neighbourly call."
"The fact is," said Dr. Carson, "the thing that stopped us this morning was your new signboard."
"There! There! I told you so; I told you it was good business," said the little man. "The first thing in commerce is to have a good article and the next is to win the attention of the public. I felt sure it was a good move."
"You"ve got the attention of the whole town at one stroke," said Carson.
"If you have the wares to follow it up----"
"Wares! My company is The Merchants" Mutual. It is the----"
Realizing that he had injudiciously turned on a hydrant, Carson said heartily:
"Oh, yes, yes; of course; I should have known. Why, every one knows that The Merchants" Mutual is one of _the_ companies. How did you come in, by rail or by the trail?"
At this point, Hannah rose and, pa.s.sing out of the door, gave a momentary glimpse of a kitchen stove with pots and kettles boiling.
John smiled blandly, raised a flat hand with an oratorical gesture:
"Ah, that is an important question, and bears directly on the signboard.
You see, we came from Bootlebury, Ma.s.sachusetts. Hannah"s father was quite a man in that town, and I worked my way up till I had a little insurance office of my own and married Hannah. Well" (he didn"t say "well" and he didn"t say "wall," but there isn"t any in-between way to spell it aright), "if I"d got all the insurance business in Bootlebury, it would not have been horses and cushions, but I didn"t get half of it, and Hannah says, "John, I think we"d getter go out West," for, somehow, she didn"t want to stay in a place where folks said she"d had a "come down."
"We"d had about ten years of it, and I had just about come to her way of thinking when her dad died and left her quite well fixed. An" Hannah she had quite an eye to biz; she worked at my office desk as much as she did at the cook stove; an" now she says to me, "Here is where we get out."
"Every one was talking about the Black Hills then, and that was why we headed this way. Well, we figured out that the railway fares from St.
Louis "round to Sidney and north to the Hills were so much higher than the steamboat fare from St. Louis to Pierre, that we could save enough to buy a team of ponies and a buckboard at Pierre, and then cross the Plains with the settlers going in and be ahead by the value of the team, which would be needed in our country business anyhow."
"Time didn"t count?" interrupted Carson.
"Not much; and we wanted to see the country."
"By George! I wish I"d been with ye," said Jim. "If only it had been a saddle trip it would have been perfect."
"Perfect!" exclaimed the little man; "I wish you could have seen us. The farther we went up that endless river of mud the worse it seemed; and when we landed at Pierre it did seem the last of all creation.
"I didn"t have much heart to buy the ponies, but Hannah kept with me and never once seemed to feel discouraged. But when we crossed the river with our outfit and really set out on the blank, bleak plains, I tell ye, we felt heart-sick, sore, and lonesome--at least, I did."
At this moment Hannah came in from the kitchen and took the lead in conversation.
"Has John been giving you an outline of our policy in the matter of lapsing premiums and residuary annuities?"
"Now, Hannah," replied John, "I think that is a little too much like business for friendly callers."
"Business is always in order in the office," was Hannah"s retort.
"I understand," said John, "that the Methodists are very strong in Cedar Mountain."
"Well, we think so," answered Hartigan.
"Good," said Higginbotham. "I have always felt that it was wisest to a.s.sociate myself with the church that was spiritually strongest. I am not in sympathy with narrow views." He did not mention the fact that in Bootlebury he had a.s.sociated himself with the Unitarians for the same reason.
A loud sizzling in the next room caused Hannah to spring up heavily and return to the kitchen.
Jim was more interested in their venturesome trip across the Plains than in reasons for doctrinal affiliation, and he steered the conversation by saying:
"How did you come out on the Plains trip?"
And John bubbled on with a mixture of fun, pathos, and frank admiration for his wife that appealed strongly to both hearers. His gift of language was copious without being varied or clever, but his homely phrases carried the thought.
"I"ll not forget the morning of our journey. It was raining by the bucketfuls. "Well," says I, "for a semi-arid country this is going some"; and I felt so homesick and sore, I said, "Hannah, let"s not go any farther"; and Hannah she just looked at me and said, "See here, John, I"ve come out so far to go to the Black Hills and I"m going."
Then, when the weather let up a little, we started out; and, after a couple of hours we stuck in a muddy creek and were all day getting across. Next day a couple more gullies just as bad, and the rain came down till ever hole in the prairie was a pond; and I tell you I wished I"d bought a boat instead of the buckboard. And the mosquitoes, oh, my!
Well, we floundered around about three days and got all our stuff wet and half spoiled. Then we found we"d missed the way and had to flounder three days back again. I tell you, I felt pretty much discouraged. Then we saw something a-coming. It turned out to be a settler going back. He said there was nothing but pond holes and bogs, the mosquitoes were awful, the boom was bust, and the Sioux on the war path. I felt pretty sick. That was a finisher; and when that man says, "You better come back with us," I was for going. But Hannah, she just boiled up and she says, "John Higginbotham, if you want to go back with that bunch of chicken-hearts, you can go. I"m going to the Black Hills, if I have to go alone." I tried to make her see it my way, but she got into the buckboard, gathered up the reins, and headed for the West. I had to get in behind as best I could. We didn"t talk much. We weren"t on speaking terms that day; and, at night, as we sat eating supper, it started to raining worse"n ever, and I says, "I wish we"d gone back."
""I don"t," she snapped, an" we never spoke till the morning.
"Then she called me to breakfast. I tell you, I never saw such a change.
The sun was up and the sky was clear. In a little while, we were out of the sloughs and had no mosquitoes. Then we got a bad shake. A band of hors.e.m.e.n came riding right at us. But they turned out to be U. S.
cavalrymen. They put us right on the road, and told us the Indian scare was just fool talk, and had nothing back of it. After that, all went fine and in two days we were in the Hills.
"I tell you, I felt different as we stood there at our last campfire, and I says, "Hannah, you"re a wonder. You are the best of the outfit. It was your money we started on. It was your grit kept me going on when I was for quitting, and you are in every deal I make. You bet I"ll let the world know we are partners." So that"s why that signboard went up. Not a bad ad I reckon, for no one sees it without taking notice; so, if there"s anything in our line you need, let me know."
As Carson and Hartigan walked down the street, the doctor said: "Well, what do you think of Woman Suffrage now?"
Hartigan shrugged his big shoulders, gave a comical glance back at the signboard, and replied:
"You"ve got me!"
It was indeed a poser for Jim; a shock to a deep-set prejudice.
Notwithstanding the fact that his mother had been a woman of power, the unquestioned and able head in a community of men, he had unconsciously clung to the old idea of woman"s mental inferiority. In college he had had that notion bolstered up with Scripture texts and alleged Christian doctrine.
This was not the time or place, he felt, to discuss the principle of it, and his natural delicacy would, in any case, have kept him from a free expression; but later, in the blacksmith shop, that neutral territory of free speech, they had it out. Higginbotham was there and was ready and able to fight with Scriptural weapons. He pointed out that all the texts quoted, such as: "Wives be in subjection to your own husbands in everything, etc.," were from St. Paul, who was believed to have had a painful history in such matters; whereas, St. Peter, admittedly a far better authority, said: "Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them, giving honour to the wife."
"Which may or may not be sound doctrine," said John, "but I know my wife brought me out here, it was her capital that set me up, she has a hand in all business, so why not say so on the signboard?"
Cedar Mountain had its fill of fun and there were many venerable jokes about "wearing the pants" and others about a spelling of "hen-pecked."
"Wasn"t it "Hannah-pecked" now?" And some there were, even women, who condemned the innovation as G.o.dless; but all of these hostile comments died away when folk came to know the pair and realize how justly they were represented on the signboard: "John and Hannah Higginbotham, Insurance Agents."
CHAPTER XVII