John was in no mood to supply them. His patience was exhausted.
"I guess we"ll call this conference finished," he said. "You"ve been told all you came to find out,--my reason for closing the Casino. If it doesn"t strike you as a satisfactory reason, that"s up to you. Do what you like about it. The one thing you may take as a solid fact--and you can spread it around the town as much as ever you please--is that it is closed, and is not going to be reopened while I"m ruler here."
The deputation then withdrew, reluctantly.
On the following morning there came a note from Mr. Scobell. It was brief. "Come on down before the shooting begins," it ran. John tore it up.
It was on the same evening that definite hostilities may be said to have begun.
Between the Palace and the market-place there was a narrow street of flagged stone, which was busy during the early part of the day but deserted after sundown. Along this street, at about seven o"clock, John was strolling with a cigarette, when he was aware of a man crouching, with his back toward him. So absorbed was the man in something which he was writing on the stones that he did not hear John"s approach, and the latter, coming up from behind was enabled to see over his shoulder. In large letters of chalk he read the words: _"Conspuez le Prince."_
John"s knowledge of French was not profound, but he could understand this, and it annoyed him.
As he looked, the man, squatting on his heels, bent forward to touch up one of the letters. If he had been deliberately posing, he could not have a.s.sumed a more convenient att.i.tude.
John had been a footballer before he was a prince. The temptation was too much for him. He drew back his foot--
There was a howl and a thud, and John resumed his stroll. The first gun from Fort Sumter had been fired.
Early next morning a window at the rear of the palace was broken by a stone, and toward noon one of the soldiers on guard in front of the Casino was narrowly missed by an anonymous orange. For Mervo this was practically equivalent to the attack on the Bastille, and John, when the report of the atrocities was brought to him, became hopeful.
But the effort seemed temporarily to have exhausted the fury of the mob. The rest of that day and the whole of the next pa.s.sed without sensation.
After breakfast on the following morning Mr. Crump paid a visit to the Palace. John was glad to see him. The staff of the Palace were loyal, but considered as cheery companions, they were handicapped by the fact that they spoke no English, while John spoke no French.
Mr. Crump was the bearer of another note from Mr. Scobell. This time John tore it up unread, and, turning to the secretary, invited him to sit down and make himself at home.
Sipping a c.o.c.ktail and smoking one of John"s cigars, Mr. Crump became confidential.
"This is a queer business," he said. "Old Ben is chewing pieces out of the furniture up there. He"s mad clean through. He"s losing money all the while the people are making up their minds about this thing, and it beats him why they"re so slow."
"It beats me, too. I don"t believe these hook-worm victims ever turned my father out. Or, if they did, somebody must have injected radium into them first. I"ll give them another couple of days, and, if they haven"t fixed it by then, I"ll go, and leave them to do what they like about it."
"Go! Do you want to go?"
"Of course I want to go! Do you think I like stringing along in this musical comedy island? I"m crazy to get back to America. I don"t blame you, Crump, because it was not your fault, but, by George! if I had known what you were letting me in for when you carried me off here, I"d have called up the police reserves. h.e.l.lo! What"s this?"
He rose to his feet as the sound of agitated voices came from the other side of the door. The next moment it flew open, revealing General Poineau and an a.s.sorted group of footmen and other domestics.
Excitement seemed to be in the air.
General Poineau rushed forward into the room, and flung his arms above his head. Then he dropped them to his side, and shrugged his shoulders, finishing in an att.i.tude reminiscent of Plate 6 ("Despair") in "The Home Reciter."
"_Mon Prince!"_ he moaned.
A perfect avalanche of French burst from the group outside the door.
"Crump!" cried John. "Stand by me, Crump! Get busy! This is where you make your big play. Never mind the chorus gentlemen in the pa.s.sage.
Concentrate yourself on Poineau. What"s he talking about? I believe he"s come to tell me the people have wakened up. Offer him a c.o.c.ktail.
What"s the French for corpse-reviver? Get busy, Crump."
The general had begun to speak rapidly, with a wealth of gestures. It astonished John that Mr. Crump could follow the harangue as apparently he did.
"Well?" said John.
Mr. Crump looked grave.
"He says there is a large mob in the market-place. They are talking--"
"They would be!"
"--of moving in force on the Palace. The Palace Guards have gone over to the people. General Poineau urges you to disguise yourself and escape while there is time. You will be safe at his villa till the excitement subsides, when you can be smuggled over to France during the night--"
"Not for mine," said John, shaking his head. "It"s mighty good of you, General, and I appreciate it, but I can"t wait till night. The boat leaves for Ma.r.s.eilles in another hour. I"ll catch that. I can manage it comfortably. I"ll go up and pack my grip. Crump, entertain the General while I"m gone, will you? I won"t be a moment."
But as he left the room there came through the open window the mutter of a crowd. He stopped. General Poineau whipped out his sword, and brought it to the salute. John patted him on the shoulder.
"You"re a sport, General," he said, "but we sha"n"t want it. Come along, Crump. Come and help me address the mult.i.tude."
The window of the room looked out on to a square. There was a small balcony with a stone parapet. As John stepped out, a howl of rage burst from the mob.
John walked on to the balcony, and stood looking down on them, resting his arms on the parapet. The howl was repeated, and from somewhere at the back of the crowd came the sharp crack of a rifle, and a shot, the first and last of the campaign, clipped a strip of flannel from the collar of his coat and splashed against the wall.
A broad smile spread over his face.
If he had studied for a year, he could not have hit on a swifter or more effective method of quieting the mob. There was something so engaging and friendly in his smile that the howling died away and fists that has been shaken unclenched themselves and fell. There was an expectant silence in the square.
John beckoned to Crump, who came on to the balcony with some reluctance, being mistrustful of the unseen sportsman with the rifle.
"Tell "em it"s all right, Crump, and that there"s no call for any fuss.
From their manner I gather that I am no longer needed on this throne.
Ask them if that"s right?"
A small man, who appeared to be in command of the crowd, stepped forward as the secretary finished speaking, and shouted some words which drew a murmur of approval from his followers.
"He wants to know," interpreted Mr. Crump, "if you will allow the Casino to open again."
"Tell him no, but add that I shall be tickled to death to abdicate, if that"s what they want. Speed them up, old man. Tell them to make up their minds on the jump, because I want to catch that boat. Don"t let them get to discussing it, or they"ll stand there talking till sunset.
Yes or no. That"s the idea."
There was a moment"s surprised silence when Mr. Crump had spoken. The Mervian mind was unused to being hustled in this way. Then a voice shouted, as it were tentatively, "_Vive la Republique!"_ and at once the cry was taken up on all sides.
John beamed down on them.
"That"s right," he said. "Bully! I knew you could get a move on as quick as anyone else, if you gave your minds to it. This is what I call something like a revolution. It"s a model to every country in the world. But I guess we must close down the entertainment now, or I shall be missing the boat. Will you tell them, Crump, that any citizen who cares for a drink and a cigar will find it in the Palace. Tell the household staff to stand by to pull corks. It"s dry work revolutionizing. And now I really must be going. I"ve run it mighty fine. Slip one of these fellows down there half a dollar and send him to fetch a cab. I must step lively."