"They are for thee!--all of them, every one!--for thee and Nan and Bet--and honestly come by, not begged nor stolen!"
The happy and astonished mother strained him to her breast and exclaimed--
"It waxeth late--may it please your Majesty to rise?"
Ah! that was not the answer he was expecting. The dream had snapped asunder--he was awake.
He opened his eyes--the richly clad First Lord of the Bedchamber was kneeling by his couch. The gladness of the lying dream faded away--the poor boy recognised that he was still a captive and a king. The room was filled with courtiers clothed in purple mantles--the mourning colour--and with n.o.ble servants of the monarch. Tom sat up in bed and gazed out from the heavy silken curtains upon this fine company.
The weighty business of dressing began, and one courtier after another knelt and paid his court and offered to the little King his condolences upon his heavy loss, whilst the dressing proceeded. In the beginning, a shirt was taken up by the Chief Equerry in Waiting, who pa.s.sed it to the First Lord of the Buckhounds, who pa.s.sed it to the Second Gentleman of the Bedchamber, who pa.s.sed it to the Head Ranger of Windsor Forest, who pa.s.sed it to the Third Groom of the Stole, who pa.s.sed it to the Chancellor Royal of the Duchy of Lancaster, who pa.s.sed it to the Master of the Wardrobe, who pa.s.sed it to Norroy King-at-Arms, who pa.s.sed it to the Constable of the Tower, who pa.s.sed it to the Chief Steward of the Household, who pa.s.sed it to the Hereditary Grand Diaperer, who pa.s.sed it to the Lord High Admiral of England, who pa.s.sed it to the Archbishop of Canterbury, who pa.s.sed it to the First Lord of the Bedchamber, who took what was left of it and put it on Tom. Poor little wondering chap, it reminded him of pa.s.sing buckets at a fire.
Each garment in its turn had to go through this slow and solemn process; consequently Tom grew very weary of the ceremony; so weary that he felt an almost gushing gratefulness when he at last saw his long silken hose begin the journey down the line and knew that the end of the matter was drawing near. But he exulted too soon. The First Lord of the Bedchamber received the hose and was about to encase Tom"s legs in them, when a sudden flush invaded his face and he hurriedly hustled the things back into the hands of the Archbishop of Canterbury with an astounded look and a whispered, "See, my lord!" pointing to a something connected with the hose. The Archbishop paled, then flushed, and pa.s.sed the hose to the Lord High Admiral, whispering, "See, my lord!" The Admiral pa.s.sed the hose to the Hereditary Grand Diaperer, and had hardly breath enough in his body to e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.e, "See, my lord!" The hose drifted backward along the line, to the Chief Steward of the Household, the Constable of the Tower, Norroy King-at-Arms, the Master of the Wardrobe, the Chancellor Royal of the Duchy of Lancaster, the Third Groom of the Stole, the Head Ranger of Windsor Forest, the Second Gentleman of the Bedchamber, the First Lord of the Buckhounds,--accompanied always with that amazed and frightened "See! see!"--till they finally reached the hands of the Chief Equerry in Waiting, who gazed a moment, with a pallid face, upon what had caused all this dismay, then hoa.r.s.ely whispered, "Body of my life, a tag gone from a truss-point!--to the Tower with the Head Keeper of the King"s Hose!"--after which he leaned upon the shoulder of the First Lord of the Buckhounds to regather his vanished strength whilst fresh hose, without any damaged strings to them, were brought.
But all things must have an end, and so in time Tom Canty was in a condition to get out of bed. The proper official poured water, the proper official engineered the washing, the proper official stood by with a towel, and by-and-by Tom got safely through the purifying stage and was ready for the services of the Hairdresser-royal. When he at length emerged from this master"s hands, he was a gracious figure and as pretty as a girl, in his mantle and trunks of purple satin, and purple-plumed cap. He now moved in state toward his breakfast-room, through the midst of the courtly a.s.semblage; and as he pa.s.sed, these fell back, leaving his way free, and dropped upon their knees.
After breakfast he was conducted, with regal ceremony, attended by his great officers and his guard of fifty Gentlemen Pensioners bearing gilt battle-axes, to the throne-room, where he proceeded to transact business of state. His "uncle," Lord Hertford, took his stand by the throne, to a.s.sist the royal mind with wise counsel.
The body of ill.u.s.trious men named by the late King as his executors appeared, to ask Tom"s approval of certain acts of theirs--rather a form, and yet not wholly a form, since there was no Protector as yet.
The Archbishop of Canterbury made report of the decree of the Council of Executors concerning the obsequies of his late most ill.u.s.trious Majesty, and finished by reading the signatures of the Executors, to wit: the Archbishop of Canterbury; the Lord Chancellor of England; William Lord St. John; John Lord Russell; Edward Earl of Hertford; John Viscount Lisle; Cuthbert Bishop of Durham--
Tom was not listening--an earlier clause of the doc.u.ment was puzzling him. At this point he turned and whispered to Lord Hertford--
"What day did he say the burial hath been appointed for?"
"The sixteenth of the coming month, my liege."
""Tis a strange folly. Will he keep?"
Poor chap, he was still new to the customs of royalty; he was used to seeing the forlorn dead of Offal Court hustled out of the way with a very different sort of expedition. However, the Lord Hertford set his mind at rest with a word or two.
A secretary of state presented an order of the Council appointing the morrow at eleven for the reception of the foreign amba.s.sadors, and desired the King"s a.s.sent.
Tom turned an inquiring look toward Hertford, who whispered--
"Your Majesty will signify consent. They come to testify their royal masters" sense of the heavy calamity which hath visited your Grace and the realm of England."
Tom did as he was bidden. Another secretary began to read a preamble concerning the expenses of the late King"s household, which had amounted to 28,000 pounds during the preceding six months--a sum so vast that it made Tom Canty gasp; he gasped again when the fact appeared that 20,000 pounds of this money was still owing and unpaid; {4} and once more when it appeared that the King"s coffers were about empty, and his twelve hundred servants much embarra.s.sed for lack of the wages due them. Tom spoke out, with lively apprehension--
"We be going to the dogs, "tis plain. "Tis meet and necessary that we take a smaller house and set the servants at large, sith they be of no value but to make delay, and trouble one with offices that hara.s.s the spirit and shame the soul, they misbecoming any but a doll, that hath nor brains nor hands to help itself withal. I remember me of a small house that standeth over against the fish-market, by Billingsgate--"
A sharp pressure upon Tom"s arm stopped his foolish tongue and sent a blush to his face; but no countenance there betrayed any sign that this strange speech had been remarked or given concern.
A secretary made report that forasmuch as the late King had provided in his will for conferring the ducal degree upon the Earl of Hertford and raising his brother, Sir Thomas Seymour, to the peerage, and likewise Hertford"s son to an earldom, together with similar aggrandis.e.m.e.nts to other great servants of the Crown, the Council had resolved to hold a sitting on the 16th of February for the delivering and confirming of these honours, and that meantime, the late King not having granted, in writing, estates suitable to the support of these dignities, the Council, knowing his private wishes in that regard, had thought proper to grant to Seymour "500 pound lands," and to Hertford"s son "800 pound lands, and 300 pound of the next bishop"s lands which should fall vacant,"--his present Majesty being willing. {5}
Tom was about to blurt out something about the propriety of paying the late King"s debts first, before squandering all this money, but a timely touch upon his arm, from the thoughtful Hertford, saved him this indiscretion; wherefore he gave the royal a.s.sent, without spoken comment, but with much inward discomfort. While he sat reflecting a moment over the ease with which he was doing strange and glittering miracles, a happy thought shot into his mind: why not make his mother d.u.c.h.ess of Offal Court, and give her an estate? But a sorrowful thought swept it instantly away: he was only a king in name, these grave veterans and great n.o.bles were his masters; to them his mother was only the creature of a diseased mind; they would simply listen to his project with unbelieving ears, then send for the doctor.
The dull work went tediously on. Pet.i.tions were read, and proclamations, patents, and all manner of wordy, repet.i.tious, and wearisome papers relating to the public business; and at last Tom sighed pathetically and murmured to himself, "In what have I offended, that the good G.o.d should take me away from the fields and the free air and the sunshine, to shut me up here and make me a king and afflict me so?"
Then his poor muddled head nodded a while and presently drooped to his shoulder; and the business of the empire came to a standstill for want of that august factor, the ratifying power. Silence ensued around the slumbering child, and the sages of the realm ceased from their deliberations.
During the forenoon, Tom had an enjoyable hour, by permission of his keepers, Hertford and St. John, with the Lady Elizabeth and the little Lady Jane Grey; though the spirits of the princesses were rather subdued by the mighty stroke that had fallen upon the royal house; and at the end of the visit his "elder sister"--afterwards the "b.l.o.o.d.y Mary" of history--chilled him with a solemn interview which had but one merit in his eyes, its brevity. He had a few moments to himself, and then a slim lad of about twelve years of age was admitted to his presence, whose clothing, except his snowy ruff and the laces about his wrists, was of black,--doublet, hose, and all. He bore no badge of mourning but a knot of purple ribbon on his shoulder. He advanced hesitatingly, with head bowed and bare, and dropped upon one knee in front of Tom. Tom sat still and contemplated him soberly a moment. Then he said--
"Rise, lad. Who art thou. What wouldst have?"
The boy rose, and stood at graceful ease, but with an aspect of concern in his face. He said--
"Of a surety thou must remember me, my lord. I am thy whipping-boy."
"My _whipping_-boy?"
"The same, your Grace. I am Humphrey--Humphrey Marlow."
Tom perceived that here was someone whom his keepers ought to have posted him about. The situation was delicate. What should he do?--pretend he knew this lad, and then betray by his every utterance that he had never heard of him before? No, that would not do. An idea came to his relief: accidents like this might be likely to happen with some frequency, now that business urgencies would often call Hertford and St. John from his side, they being members of the Council of Executors; therefore perhaps it would be well to strike out a plan himself to meet the requirements of such emergencies. Yes, that would be a wise course--he would practise on this boy, and see what sort of success he might achieve. So he stroked his brow perplexedly a moment or two, and presently said--
"Now I seem to remember thee somewhat--but my wit is clogged and dim with suffering--"
"Alack, my poor master!" e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.ed the whipping-boy, with feeling; adding, to himself, "In truth "tis as they said--his mind is gone--alas, poor soul! But misfortune catch me, how am I forgetting! They said one must not seem to observe that aught is wrong with him."
""Tis strange how my memory doth wanton with me these days," said Tom.
"But mind it not--I mend apace--a little clue doth often serve to bring me back again the things and names which had escaped me. (And not they, only, forsooth, but e"en such as I ne"er heard before--as this lad shall see.) Give thy business speech."
""Tis matter of small weight, my liege, yet will I touch upon it, an" it please your Grace. Two days gone by, when your Majesty faulted thrice in your Greek--in the morning lessons,--dost remember it?"
"Y-e-s--methinks I do. (It is not much of a lie--an" I had meddled with the Greek at all, I had not faulted simply thrice, but forty times.) Yes, I do recall it, now--go on."
"The master, being wroth with what he termed such slovenly and doltish work, did promise that he would soundly whip me for it--and--"
"Whip _thee_!" said Tom, astonished out of his presence of mind. "Why should he whip _thee_ for faults of mine?"
"Ah, your Grace forgetteth again. He always scourgeth me when thou dost fail in thy lessons."
"True, true--I had forgot. Thou teachest me in private--then if I fail, he argueth that thy office was lamely done, and--"
"Oh, my liege, what words are these? I, the humblest of thy servants, presume to teach _thee_?"
"Then where is thy blame? What riddle is this? Am I in truth gone mad, or is it thou? Explain--speak out."
"But, good your Majesty, there"s nought that needeth simplifying.--None may visit the sacred person of the Prince of Wales with blows; wherefore, when he faulteth, "tis I that take them; and meet it is and right, for that it is mine office and my livelihood." {1}
Tom stared at the tranquil boy, observing to himself, "Lo, it is a wonderful thing,--a most strange and curious trade; I marvel they have not hired a boy to take my combings and my dressings for me--would heaven they would!--an" they will do this thing, I will take my lashings in mine own person, giving G.o.d thanks for the change." Then he said aloud--
"And hast thou been beaten, poor friend, according to the promise?"
"No, good your Majesty, my punishment was appointed for this day, and peradventure it may be annulled, as unbefitting the season of mourning that is come upon us; I know not, and so have made bold to come hither and remind your Grace about your gracious promise to intercede in my behalf--"
"With the master? To save thee thy whipping?"
"Ah, thou dost remember!"
"My memory mendeth, thou seest. Set thy mind at ease--thy back shall go unscathed--I will see to it."