"Thank you, no. I think I would better go inside. It is really too windy--"
"The wind can"t get at you back here in this cubbyhole," he protested. "Do sit down. I"ll have you as snug as a bug in a rug before you can say Jack Robinson. See! Now stick "em out and I"ll wrap it around them. There! You"re as neatly done up as a mummy and a good deal better off, because you are a long way short of being two thousand years old."
"How is your head, Mr. Schmidt?" she inquired with grave concern.
"You seem to be quite crazy. I hope--"
"Every one is a little bit mad, don"t you think? Especially in moments of great excitement. I daresay my head _has_ been turned quite appreciably, and I"m glad that you"ve been kind enough to notice it. Where is Mrs. Gaston?" He was vastly exhilarated.
She regarded him with eyes that sparkled and belied the unamiable nature of her reply.
"The poor lady is where she is not at all likely to be annoyed, Mr.
Schmidt."
Then she took up a magazine and coolly began to run through the pages. He waited for a moment, considerably dashed, and then said "Oh," in a very unfriendly manner. She found her place in the magazine, a.s.sumed a more comfortable position, and, with noteworthy resolution, set about reading as if her life depended upon it.
He sat down, pulled the rug up to his chin, and stared out at the great, heaving billows. Suddenly remembering another injury, he felt once more of the back of his head.
"By jove!" he exclaimed. "There _is_ a lump there."
"I can"t hear you," she said, allowing the magazine to drop into her lap, but keeping her place carefully marked with one of her fingers.
"I can hear you perfectly," he said.
"It"s the way the wind blows," she explained.
"Easily remedied," said he. "I"ll move into Mrs. Gaston"s chair if you think it will help any."
"Do!" she said promptly. "You will not disturb me in the least,-- unless you talk." She resumed her reading, half a page above the finger tip.
He moved over and arranged himself comfortably, snugly in Mrs.
Gaston"s chair. Their elbows almost met. He was prepared to be very patient. For a long time she continued to read, her warm, rosy cheek half-averted, her eyes applied to their task with irritating constancy. He did not despair. Some wise person once had told him that it was only necessary to give a woman sufficient time and she would be the one to despair.
A few pa.s.sengers possessed of proud sea-legs, staggered past the snug couple on their ridiculous rounds of the ship. If they thought of Miss Guile and R. Schmidt at all it was with the scorn that is usually devoted to youth at its very best. There could be no doubt in the pa.s.sing mind that these two were sweethearts who managed to thrive on the smallest of comforts.
At last his patience was rewarded. She lowered the magazine and stifled a yawn--but not a real one.
"Have you read it?" she inquired composedly.
"A part of it," he said. "Over your shoulder."
"Is that considered polite in Vienna?"
"If you only knew what a b.u.mp I"ve got on the back of my head you wouldn"t be so ungracious." he said.
"I couldn"t possibly know, could I?"
He leaned forward and indicated the spot on the back of his head, first removing his cap. She laughed nervously, and then gently rubbed her fingers over the thick hair.
"There is a dreadful lump!" she exclaimed. "Oh, how sorry I am. Do-- do you feel faint or--or--I mean, is it very painful?"
"Not now," he replied, replacing his cap and favouring her with his most engaging smile.
She smiled in response, betraying not the slightest sign of embarra.s.sment. As a matter of fact, she was, if anything, somewhat too self-possessed.
"I remember falling down stairs once," she said, "and getting a stupendous b.u.mp on my forehead. But that was a great many years ago and I cried. How was I to know that it hurt you, Mr. Schmidt, when you neglected to cry?"
"Heroes never cry," said he. "It isn"t considered first-cla.s.s fiction, you know."
"Am I to regard you as a hero?"
"If you will be so kind, please."
She laughed outright at this. "I think I rather like you, Mr.
Schmidt," she said, with unexpected candour.
"Oh, I fancy I"m not at all bad," said he, after a momentary stare of astonishment. "I am especially good in rough weather," he went on, trying to forget that he was a prince of the royal blood, a rather difficult matter when one stops to consider he was not in the habit of hearing people say that they rather liked him.
"Do your friends come from Vienna?" she inquired abruptly.
"Yes," he said, and then saved his face as usual by adding under his breath: "but they don"t live there." It was not in him to lie outright, hence the handy way of appeasing his conscience.
"They are very interesting looking men, especially the younger. I cannot remember when I have seen a more attractive man."
"He is a splendid chap," exclaimed Robin, with genuine enthusiasm. "I am very fond of Dank."
She was silent for a moment. Something had failed, and she was rather glad of it.
"Do you like New York?" she asked.
"Immensely. I met a great many delightful people there. Miss Guile.
You say you do not know the Blithers family? Mr. Blithers is a rare old bird."
"Isn"t there some talk of his daughter being engaged to the Prince of Graustark?"
He felt that his ears were red. "The newspapers hinted at something of the sort, I believe." He was suddenly possessed by the curious notion that he was being "pumped" by his fair companion. Indeed, a certain insistent note had crept into her voice and her eyes were searching his with an intentness that had not appeared in them until now.
"Have you seen him?"
"The Prince?"
"Yes. What is he like?"
"I"ve seen pictures of him," he equivocated. "Rather nice looking, I should say."
"Of course he is like all foreign n.o.blemen and will leap at the Blithers millions if he gets the chance. I sometimes feel sorry for the poor wretches." There was more scorn than pity in the way she said it, however, and her velvety eyes were suddenly hard and uncompromising.
He longed to defend himself, in the third person, but could not do so for very strong and obvious reasons. He allowed himself the privilege, however, of declaring that foreign n.o.blemen are not always as black as they are painted. And then, for a very excellent reason, he contrived to change the subject by asking where she was going on the continent.
"I may go to Vienna," she said, with a smile that served to puzzle rather than to delight him. He was more than ever convinced that she was playing with him. "But pray do not look so gloomy, Mr. Schmidt, I shall not make any demands upon your time while I am there. You may-- "