"A "caar"? Ah, yes--that is to say, no. A car isn"t worth while. You see that bakery two blocks from here, at the right? That"s on the corner of Clinton Place. You turn down there. You"ll notice in looking over what I"ve written to Mrs. Wesley that she is to furnish you with some clothes, such as are worn by--by vandals of the North in comfortable circ.u.mstances."
"Tom Wesley, you are as good as a straight flush. If you ever come down South, when this cruel war is over, our people will treat you like one of the crowned heads--only a devilish sight better, for the crowned heads rather went back on us. If England had recognized the Southern Confederacy"--
"Never mind that; your tenderloin steak is cooling."
"Don"t mention it! I go. But I say, Tom--Mrs. Wesley? Really, I am hardly presentable. Are there other ladies around?"
"There"s no one but Mrs. Wesley."
"Do you think I can count on her being glad to see me at such short notice?"
"She will be a sister to you," I said warmly.
"Well, I reckon that you two are a pair of trumps. Au revoir! Be good to yourself."
With this, my cousin strode off, tucking my note to Mrs. Wesley inside the leather belt buckled tightly around his waist. I lingered a moment on the curbstone, and looked after him with a sensation of mingled pride, amus.e.m.e.nt, and curiosity. That was my Family; there it was, in that broad back and those not ungraceful legs, striding up Sixth Avenue, with its n.o.ble intellect intent on thoughts of breakfast. I was thankful that it had not been written in the book of fate that this limb of the closely pruned Wesley tree should be lopped off by the sword of war. But as Washington Flagg turned into Clinton Place, I had a misgiving. It was hardly to be expected that a person of his temperament, fresh from a four years" desperate struggle and a disastrous defeat, would refrain from expressing his views on the subject. That those views would be somewhat lurid, I was convinced by the phrases which he had dropped here and there in the course of our conversation. He was, to all intents and purposes, a Southerner. He had been a colonel in Stonewall Jackson"s brigade. And Mrs. Wesley was such an uncompromising patriot! It was in the blood. Her great-grandfather, on the mother"s side, had frozen to death at Valley Forge in the winter of 1778, and her grandfather, on the paternal side, had had his head taken off by a round-shot from his Majesty"s sloop of war Porpoise in 1812. I believe that Mrs. Wesley would have applied for a divorce from me if I had not served a year in the army at the beginning of the war.
I began bitterly to regret that I had been obliged to present my cousin to her so abruptly. I wished it had occurred to me to give him a word or two of caution, or that I had had sense enough to adhere to my first plan of letting him feed himself at the little oyster establishment round the corner. But wishes and regrets could not now mend the matter; so I hailed an approaching horse-car, and comforted myself on the rear platform with the reflection that perhaps the colonel would not wave the palmetto leaf too vigorously, if he waved it at all, in the face of Mrs. Wesley.
II
The awkwardness of the situation disturbed me more or less during the forenoon; but fortunately it was a half-holiday, and I was able to leave the office shortly after one o"clock.
I do not know how I came to work myself into such a state of mind on the way up town, but as I stepped from the horse-car and turned into Clinton Place I had a strong apprehension that I should find some unpleasant change in the facial aspect of the little red brick building I occupied--a scowl, for instance, on the brown-stone eyebrow over the front door. I actually had a feeling of relief when I saw that the facade presented its usual unaggressive appearance.
As I entered the hall, Mrs. Wesley, who had heard my pa.s.s-key grating in the lock, was coming down-stairs.
"Is my cousin here, Clara?" I asked, in the act of reaching up to hang my hat on the rack.
"No," said Mrs. Wesley. There was a tone in that monosyllable that struck me. "But he has been here?"
"He has been here," replied Mrs. Wesley. "May be you noticed the bell-k.n.o.b hanging out one or two inches. Is Mr. Flagg in the habit of stretching the bell-wire of the houses he visits, when the door is not opened in a moment? Has he escaped from somewhere?"
"Escaped from somewhere!" I echoed. "I only asked; he behaved so strangely."
"Good heavens, Clara! what has the man done? I hope that nothing unpleasant has happened. Flagg is my only surviving relative--I may say our only surviving relative--and I should be pained to have any misunderstanding. I want you to like him."
"There was a slight misunderstanding at first," said Clara, and a smile flitted across her face, softening the features which had worn an air of unusual seriousness and preoccupation. "But it is all right now, dear. He has eaten everything in the house--that bit of spring lamb I saved expressly for you!--and has gone down town "on a raid," as he called it, in your second-best suit--the checked tweed. I did all I could for him."
"My dear, something has ruffled you. What is it?"
"Wesley," said my wife slowly, and in a perplexed way, "I have had so few relatives that perhaps I don"t know what to do with them, or what to say to them."
"You always say and do what is just right."
"I began unfortunately with Mr. Flagg, then. Mary was washing the dishes when he rang, and I went to the door. If he IS our cousin, I must say that he cut a remarkable figure on the doorstep."
"I can imagine it, my dear, coming upon you so unexpectedly. There were peculiarities in his costume."
"For an instant," Clara went on, "I took him for the ashman, though the ashman always goes to the area door, and never comes on Tuesdays; and then, before the creature had a chance to speak, I said, "We don"t want any," supposing he had something to sell. Instead of going away quietly, as I expected he would do, the man made a motion to come in, and I slammed the door on him."
"Dear! dear!"
"What else could I do, all alone in the hall? How was I to know that he was one of the family?"
"What happened next?"
"Well, I saw that I had shut the lapel of his coat in the door-jamb, and that the man couldn"t go away if he wanted to ever so much. Wasn"t it dreadful? Of course I didn"t dare to open the door, and there he was! He began pounding on the panels and ringing the bell in a manner to curdle one"s blood. He rang the bell at least a hundred times in succession. I stood there with my hand on the bolt, not daring to move or breathe. I called to Mary to put on her things, steal out the lower way, and bring the police. Suddenly everything was still outside, and presently I saw a piece of paper slowly slipping in over the threshold, oh, so slyly! I felt my hands and feet grow cold. I felt that the man himself was about to follow that narrow strip of paper; that he was bound to get in that way, or through the keyhole, or somehow. Then I recognized your handwriting. My first thought was that you had been killed in some horrible accident"--
"And had dropped you a line?"
"I didn"t reason about it, Wesley; I was paralyzed. I picked up the paper, and read it, and opened the door, and Mr. Flagg rushed in as if he had been shot out of something. "Don"t want any?" he shouted. "But I do! I want some breakfast!" You should have heard him."
"He stated a fact, at any rate. To be sure he might have stated it less vivaciously." I was beginning to be amused.
"After that he was quieter, and tried to make himself agreeable, and we laughed a little together over my mistake--that is, HE laughed. Of course I got breakfast for him--and such a breakfast!"
"He had been without anything to eat since yesterday."
"I should have imagined," said Clara, "that he had eaten nothing since the war broke out."
"Did he say anything in particular about himself?" I asked, with a recurrent touch of anxiety.
"He wasn"t particular what he said about himself. Without in the least seeing the horror of it, he positively boasted of having been in the rebel army."
"Yes--a colonel."
"That makes it all the worse," replied Clara.
"But they had to have colonels, you know."
"Is Mr. Flagg a Virginian, or a Mississippian, or a Georgian?"
"No, my dear; he was born in the State of Maine; but he has lived so long in the South that he"s quite one of them for the present. We must make allowances for him, Clara. Did he say anything else?"
"Oh, yes."
"What did he say?"
"He said he"d come back to supper."
It was clear that Clara was not favorably impressed by my cousin, and, indeed, the circ.u.mstances attending his advent were not happy. It was likewise clear that I had him on my hands, temporarily at least. I almost reproach myself even now for saying "on my hands," in connection with my own flesh and blood. The responsibility did not so define itself at the time. It took the form of a novel and pleasing duty. Here was my only kinsman, in a strange city, without friends, money, or hopeful outlook. My course lay before me as straight as a turnpike. I had a great deal of family pride, even if I did not have any family to speak of, and I was resolved that what little I had should not perish for want of proper sustenance.