Chapter 209: Village Chief Soup
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
[Zheng You’s fans, did you see that? Your princess is just ‘do as you please’ in the eyes of Best Actor.]
[That’s because Best Actor Yan can’t bear to let Youyou do heavy work!]
[Is this stewing to cook the corpse? Can this be broadcasted?]
[You guys, go to Lin-jie’s livestream!]
Bai Lin was holding two machetes and confronting the monster.
It was not enough to just run around with the monster. Even if cooking for it could resolve the crisis, it was hard to guarantee that the monster would not cause harm to the others when it arrived at the village chief’s house. Bai Lin tightened her grip on the machetes and attacked first.
She slid to the back of the monster and swung her machete at its tailbone. The monster let out a long howl and its countless eyes widened.
“You’ve got to use them when you have so many eyes.. Such a big body and you aren’t even as agile as Big Leopard and Leopard Two.”
Yan Ruo naturally heard the shrill scream. w.a.n.g Can and Feng Yu trembled in fear, and they stuffed the firewood in their hands into the stove, causing a cloud of ash to fall on their faces and bodies. They looked pathetic.
Li Xuan had already calmed down. He had complete faith in Bai Lin’s abilities and still had the energy to tease Yan Ruo. “Sigh, such a big commotion. I’m so worried about Xiao Lin. Best Actor Yan, are you worried?”
“Yes.” Yan Ruo frowned slightly. “Very worried.”
[Ahh! Li Xuan, you did well!]
[Ask more! I love hearing it!]
[There’s actually a day when Best Actor Yan is straightforward like this! His expression is breaking my heart!]
Bai Lin kept creating new wounds on the monster’s body while running around with it. She tried to weaken the monster’s movement so that it was easier to control it.
“Is the village chief being cooked?” Bai Lin’s voice came from the left.
“It’s cooking! It’s almost medium well!” Li Xuan loudly replied.
“Then I’ll bring it to the buffet now!” Bai Lin’s voice came from the right.
Li Xuan thought that Xiao Lin-jie was really impressive.
[I never thought that I’d want to edit a top ten hilarious scenes in the Abyss one day…]
Zheng You looked around and saw that everyone was obedient to Bai Lin. She wanted to help, but the smell of the cooked corpse in the pot was too nauseating.
w.a.n.g Can helped Feng Yu, who was still retching, to hide in a corner, while Ye Xing only knew how to stick to Li Xuan, who was on Bai Lin’s side, so she had no one to use.
Zheng You rubbed the dust off her fingers in anger. She must make a fool of Bai Lin. Why was she the only one who had the limelight?
When the monster was lured to the front of everyone, even Yan Ruo could not help but look at Bai Lin in a different light.
The monster was so blind that only a few of its eyes were left. One of its front legs seemed to be cut off, and its back legs were even worse. It could only make noises like “Ugh… Ha…” and was no longer as lofty as when it first appeared.
Sun Han watched Bai Lin’s every move closely. He knew that he had picked up a treasure by finding Bai Lin this time. There was indeed a foreshadowing in the script, which was to send the monster back to where it came from. Such a plot was usually hidden, allowing the audience to discuss and guess on their own.
Bai Lin was the first guest he had met in so many episodes of the show who had the ability to think and take action.
It was not like there had not been such guests in the past episodes of the show. However, he admired Bai Lin for being able to actually achieve her goals.
The monster almost went berserk when it smelled the village chief soup. Black blood was flowing out of its mouth as it limped and growled approaching the stove trying to find food.
Li Xuan protected Ye Xing and hid a little further away. Zheng You also went in front of Yan Ruo and said softly, ‘Yan-ge, let’s hide for a while. This monster looks too brutal.”
“You can just hide yourself.”
Zheng You gritted her teeth. “Are you going to help Bai Lin? Then I won’t hide too. I’ll stay and help!’
Yan Ruo looked at her in surprise and did not say anything, but he paid some attention to Zheng You’s movements.
Bai Lin still did not let go of the two machetes. Her ponytail was tied up high, and her expression was cold.
Just as the monster climbed onto the stove, Bai Lin stabbed a machete into the ground after a cool twirl with it and used the other as a pen to draw a formation on the empty s.p.a.ce behind the monster.
[Ahhh! Who’s she trying to kill by ebing so cool and handsome?!]