The candle, stepped in a puddle of wax, burnt up steadily. There wasn"t the ghost of a draught in the place. The walls were dry-built, but their thickness was so great that no breath drove in from the outside, and the air of the chamber was heavy and earthlike. The place was bone-dry. I picked up the billiard chalk, and felt that the green paper wrapping was crisp and stiff. The name of Rolandi et Cie. was printed upon it, but there was nothing which told me whence it came or how long it had been there. Only that scribbled word _Hereingefallen_ on the newly-sc.r.a.ped plaster seemed to fix a date on the spoiler"s visit.
It appeared to me that no one would have taken the trouble to chalk up a jibe unless he had good reasons for supposing that some one else would come after to read and appreciate it. And yet this was only a guess. The whole affair was too mysterious to make out any settled theory from the slim data which lay before me.
I got up, and went down the entrance pa.s.sage, taking the candle with me. Going on past the place where we had broken in, I found marks where another roofing flag had been moved and replaced. It was under the spot where we had noted the torn-up turf, and I came to a conclusion that the sleek black pigs of Minorca had been maligned. But--well, what was the use of puzzling on? Much best to shrug the shoulders, say "Kismet,"
use strong language according to taste, and accept for granted that every man"s fate was writ big upon his forehead.
A blurred noise of moaning came down the pa.s.sage-way from the black heart of the Talayot. "That other poor devil"s coming to his senses again, and is feeling lonely," thought I, and retraced my steps. The little man was talking a bit incoherently, whimpering to himself the while, and mopping his face with a clammy pocket-handkerchief. He was a tolerably poor sight.
"Look here, my son," said I: "you"ve lost your starch, and you"d better go home."
"Whatever did I come for?"
"Why, to grab something that you"ve missed, and that I"ve missed too.
It"s best to be philosophical over it, and clear out quietly and not gossip. Personally, I can do all the necessary ridicule myself. I"m not over-ambitious about spreading the tale, and getting indiscriminate chaff thrown in from all four quarters of the compa.s.s."
"Then you think there is no hope of getting the Recipe at all."
"The event is with Allah, and I am not in his confidence."
"I must request you not to be profane in my presence, Mr. Cospatric."
"H"m! I"m feeling as if a little profanity would do me good just now."
"Then let me use the word "blasphemy." I object strongly to having my ears polluted by it. Blasphemy----"
"Oh, curse you," I broke out savagely, "stow that rubbish. After coquetting with murder, you"ve little call to preach about minor morals. I guess we"re both fairly rabid just now, and if nagging is your favourite safety-valve, you"d better screw it down; otherwise you"ll get hurt."
We stood there facing one another, the candle feebly illuminating us up to the knees, the upper parts of our bodies showing only in dim outline. For a good five minutes neither spoke. At last Weems announced his intention of departing, and was promptly given leave to go anywhere from h.e.l.l upwards. He went down the pa.s.sage-way, but, being too short to reach the gap in the roof, asked for a.s.sistance. I blew out the candle and went and hove him up, and afterwards climbed to outer air and sunshine myself. He was standing by the lip of the pit, clenching and unclenching his fists, shivering, sweating, and periodically groaning.
A thought struck me, and I promptly gave him the benefit of it without reserve.
"We"re in a nice pickle, Mr. Weems, aren"t we? You"ve spent a lot of the money you"re so close-fisted about, and will have to travel cheap if you mean getting home again. And I"m in a ten times worse fix. I"ve chucked up a steamer-berth at Genoa; I"m on a G.o.d-forsaken island where there"s next to no sea-traffic; and I"ve run up debts with no prospect of repayment. It looks a bit as if jail"s somewhere very close under my lee. And whom have we to thank for it? Why you, my sportsman, and no one else."
"Great heavens, what do you mean?"
"Why, that word _Hereingefallen_ shows that the chap who looted this Talayot knew we were on the track; and as I haven"t mentioned a word about the affair to any one except Haigh, it stands to reason you"ve split."
"I a.s.sure you, Mr. Cospatric----"
"Oh, very likely you didn"t do it on purpose. But you"ve got into conversation with some smart fellow, who"s pumped you carefully without letting you get an inkling of what he"s got hold of."
"Upon my word of honour as a gentleman, sir----"
"Faith, gentleman! your word of honour! What"s that worth?"
"I must say you are very--very--er--rude. I would have you remember that I am a graduate of Oxford, and as such----"
"Of course take brevet rank as "gentleman." An "M.A. and a gentleman."
Lovely!"
"And you," shouted the little man, with a sudden spasm of rage--"you who presume to lecture me are a man who has been expelled from Cambridge, a man of no means and no profession, a blackmailer--a--a----"
He spluttered and stopped for want of epithets.
"Blackleg," I suggested, "_chevalier d"industrie_, and all the rest of it. Very well; I"ll admit the whole indictment if it pleases you.
And"--I laughed, and stopped to load and light a pipe--"and now let"s stop slanging one another like a pair of drabs in a sailor"s pothouse, and go our several ways. I"m sure I don"t want to see your face again, and I don"t suppose you"re anxious to feast your eyes on mine."
"I"m not," said Weems.
Those were the last words I heard him speak. We climbed the roadside wall to set off, he towards Alayor, and I by the way I had come, and, so far as I know, never set eyes upon one another again.
I strolled heavily on, musing sourly enough to myself, and feeling utterly dispirited. There had been moments when life had appeared to me to be of a very dusky gray, but never before had I seen it all black, with no single tinge of lighter colour. I looked back over my vagabond existence, and thought what a hopeless muddle it had been. Even Weems was to be envied, although his trade was the one trade on earth which I most thoroughly loathed.
In fact, till I opened the main road to Mahon the blue devils were in full possession, and made the most of their time. But there a flash of memory pulled me up all-standing, and caused me to give hoots of joy and delight, and sent me to the right-about whence I had come, at a very different pace.
It was late that night when I dragged my feet up the hotel stairs to our quarters; and as I had fed on nothing that day save p.r.i.c.kly pears (which have but a transient effect on the stomach) and oranges (which are not much more filling), I told Haigh to order a big dinner, at the same time mentioning that I hadn"t got the Recipe.
"The feeding-hour"s past, dear boy," said he, blinking at me anxiously, "and the regular meal"s over. I"m afraid I"ve strained our credit a bit to-day. Don"t you think the best thing we can do is to stroll down to the cutter, fill your tummy on corned horse there, and help me slip moorings unostentatiously after dark? I"m afraid our spec. has rather missed fire here, and I don"t want to expiate the offence by a spell of _carcel_. You see I"ve kept out of that so far during these vagrom years, and I don"t want to break record before it"s necessary."
I laughed boisterously. "Prison be d.a.m.ned! Look there!" And I pulled out of my jacket pocket a little two-lugged red earthenware pot, and poured out a c.h.i.n.king heap of something that glinted with many colours in the lamplight. "Look there! Essence of rainbows, a good half-pint.
Who says half a loaf isn"t better than no bread?"
"Good Lord!" said Haigh. And after a pause, "Who have you been robbing?"
"Grub first, and then yarn. I"ve borne the burden and heat of the day, and I"m very nearly cooked."
"But are you sure they ain"t duffers?"
"Duffers, your grandmother! Look at "em."
"Can"t see very clearly to-night, dear boy. Day"s been a bit wet, thanks to my Juggins and his kind efforts. But I"ll soon find out." And off he went to the window with a handful of the crystals, and scratched the gla.s.s with them, satisfying himself that they were really diamonds.
"Michael Cospatric," said he, ""tis a great man y"are, and I"ll just go down and let on to the landlord in confidence that you"re an American marquis travelling incognito."
The resources of the hotel had distinct limits, but Haigh"s influence and eloquence strained them to the very verge that night. I did not merely feed--I dined; and in consequence spoke of the day"s heat as glorious sunshine, saw only the humours of Weems"s freaks, and even pa.s.sed over the disappointment at the loss of the Recipe without painting it in over sombre colours. It isn"t in my nature to be miserable or morbid when I"ve either a good meal under my belt or the means of getting others stowed within my pockets; and so being possessed of both these desiderata, I freely admitted to Haigh that this terrestrial life was thoroughly well worth living.
"One thing is clear," said Haigh, as I relit my pipe after finishing a full and exhaustive account of the day"s doings--"Weems hasn"t been pumped. You"ve bawled the story abroad yourself."
"How"s that, and where?"
"In the _caffe_ at Genoa. You said there was a man sitting beside you?"
"Not beside, but comparatively near--say a dozen yards off. Yes, I remember him--a good-looking fellow in coloured pince-nez. But he"d "no Sa.s.senach." Weems had been talking to him just before, and had found out that. And so as he and I spoke in nothing else but English, I don"t see how the other could have made out what we were jabbering about."
"Do you always parade all your accomplishments, dear boy? Not much. I also never make fifty breaks at billiards before a mixed audience. And your friend with the spectacles was the same. Moreover, he saw that Weems was a garrulous little beast, and not inviting to talk to. So he just followed the John Chinaman trick and said "No sabe," and listened unnoticed."
"Commend me for a most particular greenhorn."