"But he certainly wants something now. He wants your trust."
"And I suppose he"s earned it," said Thasha. "But I"m still uneasy about him."
"Then we must all be," said Ramachni, shaking his head. "Our list of friends is short."
"Short!" she said. "Why didn"t I think of him first? Neeps! We can trust Neeps with our lives. Although he is is a donkey." a donkey."
"Hooray!" cried Felthrup, for he thought she meant that yet another woken beast was aboard. His disappointment was plain when Thasha said that she had only meant Neeps could be an imbecile.
"And if he doesn"t stop fighting he"ll be no help at all," she added, "because he"ll be tossed off this ship."
"Your n.o.ble father must be counted our friend, of course?" Felthrup asked, sulking.
"No, he mustn"t," said Thasha. "Not while Syrarys is with him. Even Hercol would have to agree, and he"s been Prahba"s friend almost as long as Dr. Chadfallow. That just leaves old Fiffengurt. But he"s not fond of rich people. You can see it in the way he looks at first-cla.s.s sons and daughters: he"d like to make them clean the pigsty. Why should he trust me?"
"Because you deserve trust," said Ramachni. "Lies and false faces grow dull over time, no matter how they are painted. But truth, goodness, a loving heart--these things only shine brighter as the darkness around them spreads. Give him a chance to trust you. He still has one good eye."
"I will speak to him," said Felthrup.
"No, Felthrup," said Thasha. "Most humans still still don"t want to believe in woken animals. I"m not sure I did until I heard you speak. Fiffengurt might just think he"s losing his mind." don"t want to believe in woken animals. I"m not sure I did until I heard you speak. Fiffengurt might just think he"s losing his mind."
"I will speak to him," said the rat again, firmly. "He will remember my paw. But it may be long ere I catch him alone--Rose keeps him busier than any man aboard."
"The three of us, Neeps and Fiffengurt, and Lady Diadrelu--if we can find her," said Ramachni. "Six, against a whole shipful of murderers and rogues! Well, we must do what we can. For my part, I shall look for the ixchel."
"Be careful, Master!" said Felthrup. "They are dangerous, and silent as smoke. Turn yourself into something they will not fear--a moth, a little spider--before you enter their domain of Night Village."
"I cannot do that," said Ramachni.
They turned to him in surprise. Ramachni shook his head. "Indeed I can do no magic at all just now, save the small continuing spell I use to conceal what we say in these rooms. My world lies far beyond the sun and moon of Alifros. I brought power with me, but most I gave to Pazel in the form of Master-Words, and the rest went in lifting Felthrup from the sea."
"Do you mean you can"t do magic until you return to your world?" said Thasha, aghast.
"None," said Ramachni, shaking his head. "Which is why I must retreat to it for a little while now. Alas, I fear you will need me again before I have half recovered. But if I am to fight at your side at all I must go, and regain what strength I can."
"When will that fight be?" asked Thasha.
"Soon," said Ramachni. "You must work quickly. And now listen well, Thasha: normally when I leave this world I cast a holding spell upon your clock. It has one purpose: to recognize me when I return, be it in one day or ten years, and to open the clock at that moment. Tonight I must depart without casting even that simple spell. Without it I shall be powerless to open the clock from within. Therefore you must open it for me. I believe you know how?"
"Of course," said Thasha. "I"ve watched Hercol do it a dozen times."
Ramachni nodded. "Wait as long as you dare. And one last request, Thasha my champion: keep thinking about trust. We are in a nest of vipers--but even a viper may wake."
Thasha looked deep into his black eyes. Then she nodded and turned to Felthrup.
"Well, rat," she said, "you and I have a conspiracy to build."
The Mad King
N. R. Rose, Captain
27 Modoli 941
The Honorable Captain Theimat Rose Northbeck Abbey, Mereldin Isle, South Quezans
Dear Sir, My thanks, dearest Father, for the gift of your counsel. You know I hold your wisdom above all others in matters of the sea. I shall take us south by the route you indicate. Your orders shall be my own.
We are now three days from Ormael City, where I shall post this letter. After that we leave Imperial waters, and I dare say this vessel will never see them again. Once His Nastiness 1* 1*
is delivered and the treasure discharged, and the hornet"s nest is slapped and rattled into rage, my orders are to reverse course, and return to Etherhorde across the Ruling Sea--or if we are prevented, to start a fire in Chathrand" Chathrand"s hold, just beneath the powder room, and abandon ship. That will destroy all evidence of the ship"s presence in enemy waters. It will also leave us just ten minutes ere she blows like a Fifthmoon fireball powder room, and abandon ship. That will destroy all evidence of the ship"s presence in enemy waters. It will also leave us just ten minutes ere she blows like a Fifthmoon fireball.
Of course we will not be able to return the way we came, for by that season the Nelluroq Vortex will have spread its jaws, and not even Chathrand Chathrand has a prayer against that ruinous whirlpool. Nor can we sail home by the regular, crowded trade route: that would be the same as shouting what the Empire has done from every street corner in Alifros. So frightened of this possibility is old Magad that he has promised to sink has a prayer against that ruinous whirlpool. Nor can we sail home by the regular, crowded trade route: that would be the same as shouting what the Empire has done from every street corner in Alifros. So frightened of this possibility is old Magad that he has promised to sink Chathrand, Chathrand, and crucify any survivors, if we dare return by the northern route. No, we must destroy her when the job is done--a waste of this masterpiece of a ship, and some sailors, too and crucify any survivors, if we dare return by the northern route. No, we must destroy her when the job is done--a waste of this masterpiece of a ship, and some sailors, too.
The Emperor did well in choosing Sandor Ott. He is ugly and does not properly chew his food, but as a spymaster he is without equal. One of his under-a.s.sa.s.sins botched the murder of Hercol, a servant who might have known Ott by sight and revealed his true ident.i.ty. When Ott found that his man had failed he took him to an empty courtyard in Uturphe and killed him with a single blow. Of course, that was his right. The lad"s mistake means Hercol was never killed, for by then nosy Fiffengurt had decided to accompany him to the hospital. So Ott found another way: he paid the hospital"s corrupt nurses to whisk Hercol away through the back door and off to the city poorhouse, where he will lie in filth, and surely die as his wound turns gangrenous.
Ott has solved another tricky problem for me: Eberzam Isiq. The Emperor thought him perfect: a war hero and an old fool. But he has not proved quite stupid enough. He is a true mariner and would never challenge a serving captain, but I saw him questioning the gunner and the midshipman. Later I sent for them and made them repeat his questions. To the gunner Isiq had said that the old cannon looked very clean and usable, and were they really just for show? And he asked the other why I had plotted such a long course to Uturphe.
Of course, the midshipman did not know it was because I wished Hercol to die. Such questions lead to trouble, however, and I told Ott as much. "Leave him to me," replied the spymaster. The next day Isiq"s headaches were back, and he has not left his cabin since. Headaches are perfect: they do not threaten Isiq"s life, but they turn him into the helpless doll we need spymaster. The next day Isiq"s headaches were back, and he has not left his cabin since. Headaches are perfect: they do not threaten Isiq"s life, but they turn him into the helpless doll we need.
There are other dangers. Fiffengurt is not one of us, and must be dealt with sooner or later. And certain pa.s.sengers are nosy (Isiq"s daughter, and that fancy savage Bolutu), or merely unsettled, as if noticing some dangerous smell. Do they detect the ghosts that clutter Chathrand Chathrand? I do not think so. One tarboy seemed to possess the gift of hearing spirits, but he insulted Isiq and was tossed ash.o.r.e. Now I wish I had contrived to keep him. The spirits flit ever about me, pecking at my arms like gulls. If the boy were here they might flock to him instead and let me rest.
But from this day forward the greatest danger is His Nastiness. What a creature, sir! He has scars on his face as if mauled by a jungle cat. He is ancient, but muscled like Drellarek the Throatcutter, and his voice belongs to a crocodile. Now I will tell you how he came aboard.
His Nastiness has lain these forty years on the prison isle of Licherog, halfway from Uturphe to the Quezans. Imperial law bars any ship from nearing the isle unless in danger of sinking outright, so I was forced to invent such a condition. Swellows did it, with Uskins standing guard--sawed the portside tiller-shaft down to a nub. To make things sweeter I let the blame fall on Fiffengurt. The old pest had the wheel at two bells past midnight, when the wind turned of a sudden. He gave her a sharp spin, the shaft broke and Chathrand Chathrand heeled over like a cart kicked by a mule. Twelve hundred men, women and brats went sprawling. The men"s breakfast fell off the stove. Now Fiffengurt is less well loved than before heeled over like a cart kicked by a mule. Twelve hundred men, women and brats went sprawling. The men"s breakfast fell off the stove. Now Fiffengurt is less well loved than before.
For two days we limped north. The men feared we were lost, drifting, and cheered when the lookout cried, "Land! Two points off the starboard!" But they shuddered and made the sign of the Tree when that great black rock loomed out of the waves.
A cruel wall encircles Licherog, pierced only by gunnery and a solid iron gate like the door of a furnace. Birds in the thousands wheeled overhead. Miles out, the men saw sharks, big monsters gliding in our wake. Hundreds swarm those waters, and never starve: on Licherog there is no graveyard but the sea monsters gliding in our wake. Hundreds swarm those waters, and never starve: on Licherog there is no graveyard but the sea.
A skjff came out and led us through the reefs. We pa.s.sed the wreck of a four-masted Blodmel, sunk half a century ago in the harbor mouth. The day was so clear I glimpsed skeletons on her deck: Sizzy men, drowned in their armor, shreds of calcified rigging in their hands.
I left Fiffengurt in charge of repairs and went ash.o.r.e with Ott and Drellarek. The warden of Licherog, a gaunt old spook in a robe fashionable thirty years ago in Etherhorde, greeted us at landfall. The man is a duke from an ancient family, exiled there after selling his own niece to the Flikkermen. He knew the real purpose of our visit: I could see that in the way he sweated and squirmed. He was terribly excited at the prospect of getting rid of His Nastiness.
"Come, sirs!" he said. "You"ve traveled far, you"ll want food and wine and a place to sit down! This port is a foul sty, but the wind is fresh up in the citadel. Follow me!"
He marched us up the bird-filthy stairs from the water. The furnace door swung open, and we entered Licherog.
We all hear ghastly tales of that prison, Father, but the reality is worse. Most of the condemned live underground, in meandering catacombs untouched by sun or rain. They have nothing. They drink from their hands, eat off the stone floor or from plates beaten together from the mud tracked in by the guards. I saw a man who had fashioned a bed from his own hair, so long had he lain in one room. The halls go on forever. Whole floors have been abandoned to anarchy: food is piled up at a master door, and bodies removed there, but no guards enter and no prisoner even dreams of escape. One level the warden calls the Faceless Floor, the Faceless Floor, comprised of those whose ident.i.ties are lost or cast into doubt, or whom the Empire wishes the world to forget comprised of those whose ident.i.ties are lost or cast into doubt, or whom the Empire wishes the world to forget.
We were a long time in reaching that fresh wind, but finally another door was unchained and we stumbled out on the top of the island itself. East to west it is perhaps six miles long, all dust and naked rock. We saw quarries where men labored under the withering sun, the gallows where some fresh troublemaker dangled like a rag. And at the far end of the island, upon a rise, stood a fortress with an ornate little tower.
"That is your residence?" asked Drellarek.
"Oh no!" The warden laughed nervously. "That is the ... Forbidden Place. It was built as the warden"s home, but since the war--since the sinking of the Lythra-- Lythra--you understand that I rarely speak of the place, or its special purpose? But soon enough I shall take you there. Come, friends, the meal is served."
"Take us now," said Ott. "We will dine better if we know that we have not sailed all this way in vain."
"I can a.s.sure you--"
"Do no such thing," Ott interrupted. "Show us the S----. 2* 2*
A little carriage was brought round. We thumped along wordlessly, guards on horseback ahead and behind. An army of near-naked prisoners gaped all around us.
The fortress was embellished with stone vultures and murths and skulls and cobras, every symbol of death one could think of. The warden pointed to a dead man sprawled on the ground and bristling with arrows. "The guards would even shoot one another, if one strayed too close without permission," he said proudly. "We leave the bodies in plain view until the birds tire of them. Here we are, gentlemen."
The guards here were Turachs like Drellarek (he had trained some of them in Etherhorde) with crossbows primed, and slavering hounds at their feet. When they had searched us thoroughly and taken all our weapons, the carriage was ushered in through the gate.
Inside that fortress--paradise. A green yard led to a stand of lemon trees in pungent bloom. Beyond that, frangipani and cedars, a spice garden, peac.o.c.ks strutting at liberty. There was a slate terrace and a cobalt pool, where a slave girl sat bathing her feet. She fled like a doe at the sight of us, and we trailed in past a bowling court with silver pins, a gla.s.s table heaped with pomegranates, a statue of the Babqri Child. Somewhere a fiddle played. Across the yard I saw two cooks roasting a hog.
"All this ... is for him?" I asked, disbelieving.
"Certainly not!" replied the warden. "You forget he has two sons."
We came to the tower stair, but before we could climb them the door flew open and a man of about twenty, wearing a dirty yellow robe, burst out, pointing at the warden.
"Rabbits!" he shrieked, in a voice like an old woman. "You promised, Warden!"
The warden cringed. "Your Majesty, I promised to try. My men are hunting rabbits across Licherog even now. But I fear we have eaten them all."
The man looked at us for support. "Always lying, this one! Variety! That"s all I ask! How are we to put up with the same five cuts of meat, year after year? And any fool can see the island is full of rabbit holes!"
"The island is a rock, Your Majesty And now I must change the subject. We have important guests. Would you be so very obliging as to tell your royal father--"
"Divine!"
"--that the captain of the Great Ship requests an audience?"
The man hesitated, mouth agape. Then, slow and important, he crossed his arms. "No audience," he said. "Take them away, Warden. I am not pleased with you."
"But these travelers--"
"Is not my father a G.o.d?"
The warden looked as if he had dreaded this moment from birth. He glanced at me as if hoping I knew the answer to the man"s question. But then Ott leaped onto the stairs. The man screamed: Ott knocked him aside like a broom and vanished through the door. We heard him running up the inner staircase.
The tower has four levels. On the first we saw a half-eaten roast upon a table, a shattered plate, and the slave girl peering at us from beneath the tablecloth. The second was a kind of playroom, with frightfully bad paintings on easels, some k.n.o.bs of stone that might have been intended for sculpture, a grand piano and a second man in yellow sitting on the floor holding his forehead, a broken fiddle beside him. Ott had needed but half a minute to tame the S"s terrible sons.
"You see how young they are?" said the warden softly. "That is the work of Arunis, the King"s old sorcerer. When they irritated him he would cast spells to make them sleep for days, weeks, even. Once they slept for three years they irritated him he would cast spells to make them sleep for days, weeks, even. Once they slept for three years--then ran about like mad puppies for a month. But it is an enchanted sleep, for they age not when they slumber. They should be nearing fifty, but they are half that."
"Is there no means of waking them?" I asked.
"Their father discovered one. He sets their clothes on fire."
"Rin"s teeth!"
"That is why they refuse to wear anything but those robes. They can be thrown off in an instant."
The third floor held a library full of moldering books in Mzithrini script. We pressed on to the next floor, which was the highest. An elegant bedroom met our eyes, with large windows open to the breeze. Sandor Ott stood to our left, stock-still, fingering a sharp little piece of the broken plate, his face glowing with some unspeakable fervor. And across from him was the S----.
He stood empty-handed by the window, gazing fixedly at the spymaster. I wrote already of his visage, his monstrous scars, but did I mention his eyes? They are red-tinted, as if he stares always through that curtain of blood he came so near to drawing over all the world. I knew he would be here, and yet I stood in awe. Those hands had strangled princes. That mouth had talked whole countries into joining his lunatic war. This prodigy of murder was now become a tool, but whose exactly? The Emperor"s? Sandor Ott"s? My own?
You see, Father, the S----saw everything backward. He thought we were his.
"You are late," he rumbled, breaking the silence. "Midwinter I began to call you, bending my will across the Nelu Peren. Now at last you come, with the year half spent and the White Fleet moving again. Why do you make your lord wait?"
I have known Sandor Ott for decades, Father, but never before had I seen him afraid. He was breathing hard, and not from the exertion of the stairs. Nonetheless he stepped forward and spoke through his teeth.
"Creature!" he said. "If some part of you is untouched by madness, hear me well: in my hands you are no G.o.d. You are a maggot. And I am the fisherman who baits his hook with you! If you wriggle, you do so for my sake. If you live it is because I wish it. Displease me in the smallest matter and I shall prove your mortality by casting you into the sea!" you! If you wriggle, you do so for my sake. If you live it is because I wish it. Displease me in the smallest matter and I shall prove your mortality by casting you into the sea!"
"Will you?" said the S----. "After forty years?"
No one answered Ott and the S----looked like two old wolves, each waiting for the other to spring. Then His Nastiness glanced at the rest of us for the first time, his face indifferent. We were beneath his notice.
"Warden," he said, "I choose to leave on this man"s ship, for the hour foretold at the world"s making is come round at last, and soon I shall possess my kingdom. But you must not think of leaving Licherog. You will stay and guard my library, and my stallions, and my goat."
The warden sniveled, like a child used to spankings. "Of course, Majesty! Where else would I go? What other task could I aspire to?"
"Do not lie!" the S----suddenly roared, lifting his hands. "When I return I shall bear the Nilstone in my left hand, Sathek"s Scepter in my right! Master of all Alifros shall I be, and whosoever lies to the Master shall know his wrath!"
"I do not lie, Majesty--"
"Where are my sons? You sp.a.w.n of a tick! Bring them! I swear on the Casket you shall die in the bowels of this prison, wailing, the fires of the Nine Pits licking your mind. Your mouth shall fill with ashes, your eyes--"
Ott and Drellarek moved as one. Drellarek struck His Nastiness a blow to the stomach that stopped his ranting. Ott did something with his hand, too quick for the eye to follow. There was a splash of blood: for a moment I thought he had murdered the fiend. Then I saw him hold up a bit of flesh between his thumb and forefinger. It was one of the S"s ear-lobes.
The monster-king staggered, groaning. Ott threw him a handkerchief "Stanch your wound, maggot," he said. "And never forget this: Sandor Ott draws blood once as a warning. Once."
I had little appet.i.te for dinner. That night I tried to sleep ash.o.r.e, but the spirits on Licherog outnumber the prisoners as the dead outnumber the living, and no chains kept them from my room, where they moaned, begged for sweets, accused me of ridiculous crimes. I went back to my ship. And before dawn I rose and found Uskins on the forecastle as planned. We sent the whole night watch below, and when we stood alone Drellarek and his thugs brought His Nastiness and sons aboard, wrapped up like babes in swaddling cloths. They are hidden now in a deep part of the ship, as carefully as I hid the Emperor"s gold of ridiculous crimes. I went back to my ship. And before dawn I rose and found Uskins on the forecastle as planned. We sent the whole night watch below, and when we stood alone Drellarek and his thugs brought His Nastiness and sons aboard, wrapped up like babes in swaddling cloths. They are hidden now in a deep part of the ship, as carefully as I hid the Emperor"s gold.