"After to-morrow will be too late."
"Well, what about to-night?"
"The fact is, I"ve half promised to go with Dr Stirling to some club or other after the show. Otherwise we might have had a quiet, confidential chat in my rooms over at the Turk"s Head. I never dreamt--" Mr. Bryany was now as melancholy as a greedy lad who regards rich fruit at arm"s length through a plate-gla.s.s window, and he had ceased to be patronizing.
"I"ll soon get rid of Stirling for you," said Edward Henry, turning instantly towards the doctor. The ways of Providence had been made plain to Edward Henry. "I say, doc!" But the doctor and Brindley were in conversation with another man at the open door of the box.
"What is it?" said Stirling.
"I"ve come to fetch you. You"re wanted at my place."
"Well, you"re a caution!" said Stirling.
"Why am I a caution?" Edward Henry smoothly protested. "I didn"t tell you before because I didn"t want to spoil your fun."
Stirling"s mien was not happy.
"Did they tell you I was here?" he asked.
"You"d almost think so, wouldn"t you?" said Edward Henry in a playful, enigmatic tone. After all, he decided privately, his wife was right; it was better that Stirling should see the infant. And there was also this natural human thought in his mind; he objected to the doctor giving an entire evening to diversions away from home--he considered that a doctor, when not on a round of visits, ought to be for ever in his consulting-room, ready for a sudden call of emergency. It was monstrous that Stirling should have proposed, after an escapade at the music-hall, to spend further hours with chance acquaintances in vague clubs! Half the town might fall sick and die while the doctor was vainly amusing himself. Thus the righteous lay-man in Edward Henry!
"What"s the matter?" asked Stirling.
"My eldest"s been rather badly bitten by a dog, and the missis wants it cauterized."
"Really?"
"Well, you bet she does!"
"Where"s the bite?"
"In the calf."
The other man at the door having departed Robert Brindley abruptly joined the conversation at this point.
"I suppose you"ve heard of that case of hydrophobia at Bleakridge?"
said Brindley.
Edward Henry"s heart jumped.
"No, I haven"t!" he said anxiously. "What is it?"
He gazed at the white blur of Brindley"s face in the darkened box, and he could hear the rapid clicking of the cinematograph behind him.
"Didn"t you see it in the _Signal_?"
"No."
"Neither did I," said Brindley.
At the same moment the moving pictures came to an end, the theatre was filled with light, and the band began to play "G.o.d Save the King."
Brindley and Stirling were laughing. And, indeed, Brindley had scored, this time, over the unparalleled card of the Five Towns.
"I make you a present of that," said Edward Henry. "But my wife"s most precious infant has to be cauterized, doctor," he added firmly.
"Got your car here?" Stirling questioned.
"No. Have you?"
"No."
"Well, there"s the tram. I"ll follow you later. I"ve some business round this way. Persuade my wife not to worry, will you?"
And when a discontented Dr. Stirling had made his excuses and adieux to Mr. Bryany, and Robert Brindley had decided that he could not leave his crony to travel by tram-car alone, and the two men had gone, then Edward Henry turned to Mr. Bryany.
"That"s how I get rid of the doctor, you see!"
"But _has_ your child been bitten by a dog?" asked Mr. Bryany, acutely perplexed.
"You"d almost think so, wouldn"t you?" Edward Henry replied, carefully non-committal. "What price going to the Turk"s Head now?"
He remembered with satisfaction, and yet with misgiving, a remark made to him, a judgment pa.s.sed on him, by a very old woman very many years before. This discerning hag, the Widow Hullins by name, had said to him briefly, "Well, you"re a queer "un!"
III
Within five minutes he was following Mr. Bryany into a small parlour on the first floor of the Turk"s Head--a room with which he had no previous acquaintance, though, like most industrious men of affairs in metropolitan Hanbridge, he reckoned to know something about the Turk"s Head. Mr. Bryany turned up the gas--the Turk"s Head took pride in being a "hostelry," and, while it had accustomed itself to incandescent mantles (on the ground floor), it had not yet conquered a natural distaste for electricity--and Edward Henry saw a smart dispatch-box, a dress-suit, a trouser-stretcher and other necessaries of theatrical business life at large in the apartment.
"I"ve never seen this room before," said Edward Henry.
"Take your overcoat off and sit down, will you?" said Mr. Bryany, as he turned to replenish the fire from a bucket. "It"s my private sitting-room. Whenever I am on my travels I always take a private sitting-room. It pays, you know.... Of course I mean if I"m alone.
When I"m looking after Mr. Sachs, of course we share a sitting-room."
Edward Henry agreed lightly:
"I suppose so."
But the fact was that he was much impressed. He himself had never taken a private sitting-room in any hotel. He had sometimes felt the desire, but he had not had the "face"--as they say down there--to do it. To take a private sitting-room in a hotel was generally regarded in the Five Towns as the very summit of dashing expensiveness and futile luxury.
"I didn"t know they had any private sitting-rooms in this shanty,"
said Edward Henry.
Mr. Bryany, having finished with the fire, fronted him, shovel in hand, with a remarkable air of consummate wisdom, and replied:
"You can generally get what you want, if you insist on having it, even in this "shanty.""