And again:
"Serves her right.... "Never, never appear at any other theatre, Mr.
Machin!" ... "Bended knees!" ... "Utterly!" ... Cheerful partners! Oh!
cheerful partners!"
He returned to his supper-party. n.o.body said a word about the telephoning. But Rose Euclid and Carlo Trent looked even more like conspirators than they did before; and Mr. Marrier"s joy in life seemed to be just the least bit diminished.
"So sorry!" Edward Henry began hurriedly, and, without consulting the poet"s wishes, subtly turned on all the lights. "Now, don"t you think we"d better discuss the question of taking up the option? You know, it expires on Friday."
"No," said Rose Euclid, girlishly. "It expires to-morrow. That"s why it"s so _fortunate_ we got hold of you to-night."
"But Mr. Bryany told me Friday. And the date was clear enough on the copy of the option he gave me."
"A mistake of copying," beamed Mr. Marrier. "However, it"s all right."
"Well," observed Edward Henry with heartiness, "I don"t mind telling you that for sheer calm coolness you take the cake. However, as Mr.
Marrier so ably says, it"s all right. Now I understand if I go into this affair I can count on you absolutely, and also on Mr. Trent"s services." He tried to talk as if he had been diplomatizing with actresses and poets all his life.
"A--absolutely!" said Rose.
And Mr. Carlo Trent nodded.
"You Iscariots!" Edward Henry addressed them, in the silence of the brain, behind his smile. "You Iscariots!"
The photographer arrived with certain cases, and at once Rose Euclid and Carlo Trent began instinctively to pose.
"To think," Edward Henry pleasantly reflected, "that they are hugging themselves because Sir John Pilgrim"s secretary happened to telephone just while I was out of the room!"
CHAPTER V
MR SACHS TALKS
I
It was the sudden flash of the photographer"s magnesium light, plainly felt by him through his closed lids, that somehow instantly inspired Edward Henry to a definite and ruthless line of action. He opened his eyes and beheld the triumphant group, and the photographer himself, victorious over even the triumphant, in a superb pose that suggested that all distinguished mankind in his presence was naught but food for the conquering camera. The photographer smiled indulgently, and his smile said: "Having been photographed by me, you have each of you reached the summit of your career. Be content. Retire! Die! Destiny is accomplished."
"Mr. Machin," said Rose Euclid, "I do believe your eyes were shut!"
"So do I!" Edward Henry curtly agreed.
"But you"ll spoil the group!"
"Not a bit of it!" said Edward Henry. "I always shut my eyes when I"m being photographed by flash-light. I open my mouth instead. So long as something"s open, what does it matter?"
The truth was that only in the nick of time had he, by a happy miracle of ingenuity, invented a way of ruining the photograph. The absolute necessity for its ruin had presented itself to him rather late in the proceedings, when the photographer had already finished arranging the hands and shoulders of everybody in an artistic pattern. The photograph had to be spoilt for the imperative reason that his mother, though she never read a newspaper, did as a fact look at a picture-newspaper, _The Daily Film_, which from pride she insisted on paying for out of her own purse, at the rate of one halfpenny a day.
Now _The Daily Film_ specialized in theatrical photographs, on which it said it spent large sums of money: and Edward Henry in a vision had seen the historic group in a future issue of the _Film_. He had also, in the same vision, seen his mother conning the said issue, and the sardonic curve of her lips as she recognized her son therein, and he had even heard her dry, cynical, contemptuous exclamation: "Bless us!"
He could never have looked squarely in his mother"s face again if that group had appeared in her chosen organ! Her silent and grim scorn would have crushed his self-conceit to a miserable, hopeless pulp.
Hence his resolve to render the photograph impossible.
"Perhaps I"d better take another one?" the photographer suggested, "though I think Mr.--er--Machin was all right." At the supreme crisis the man had been too busy with his fireworks to keep a watch on every separate eye and mouth of the a.s.semblage.
"Of course I was all right!" said Edward Henry, almost with brutality.
"Please take that thing away, as quickly as you can. We have business to attend to."
"Yes, sir," agreed the photographer, no longer victorious.
Edward Henry rang his bell, and two gentlemen-in-waiting arrived.
"Clear this table immediately!"
The tone of the command startled everybody except the gentlemen-in-waiting and Mr. Seven Sachs. Rose Euclid gave vent to her nervous giggle. The poet and Mr. Marrier tried to appear detached and dignified, and succeeded in appearing guiltily confused--for which they contemned themselves. Despite this volition, the glances of all three of them too clearly signified "This capitalist must be humoured.
He has an unlimited supply of actual cash, and therefore he has the right to be peculiar. Moreover, we know that he is a card." ... And, curiously, Edward Henry himself was deriving great force of character from the simple reflection that he had indeed a lot of money, real available money, his to do utterly as he liked with it, hidden in a secret place in that very room. "I"ll show "em what"s what!" he privately mused. "Celebrities or not, I"ll show "em! If they think they can come it over me--!"
It was, I regret to say, the state of mind of a bully. Such is the noxious influence of excessive coin!
He reproached the greatest actress and the greatest dramatic poet for deceiving him, and quite ignored the nevertheless fairly obvious fact that he had first deceived them.
"Now then," he began, with something of the pomposity of a chairman at a directors" meeting, as soon as the table had been cleared and the room emptied of gentlemen-in-waiting and photographer and photographic apparatus, "let us see exactly where we stand."
He glanced specially at Rose Euclid, who with an air of deep business ac.u.men returned the glance.
"Yes," she eagerly replied, as one seeking after righteousness. "_Do_ let"s see."
"The option must be taken up to-morrow. Good! That"s clear. It came rather casual-like, but it"s now clear. 4500 has to be paid down to buy the existing building on the land and so on.... Eh?"
"Yes. Of course Mr. Bryany told you all that, didn"t he?" said Rose, brightly.
"Mr. Bryany did tell me," Edward Henry admitted sternly. "But if Mr. Bryany can make a mistake in the day of the week he might make a mistake in a few noughts at the end of a sum of money."
Suddenly Mr. Seven Sachs startled them all by emerging from his silence with the words:
"The figure is O.K."
Instinctively Edward Henry waited for more; but no more came. Mr.
Seven Sachs was one of those rare and disconcerting persons who do not keep on talking after they have finished. He resumed his tranquillity, he re-entered into his silence, with no symptom of self-consciousness, entirely cheerful and at ease. And Edward Henry was aware of his observant and steady gaze. Edward Henry said to himself: "This man is expecting me to behave in a remarkable way. Bryany has been telling him all about me, and he is waiting to see if I really am as good as my reputation. I have just got to be as good as my reputation!" He looked up at the electric chandelier, almost with regret that it was not gas. One cannot light one"s cigarette by twisting a hundred-pound bank-note and sticking it into an electric chandelier. Moreover, there were some thousands of matches on the table. Still further, he had done the cigarette-lighting trick once for all. A first-cla.s.s card must not repeat himself.
"This money," Edward Henry proceeded, "has to be paid to Slossons, Lord Woldo"s solicitors, to-morrow, Wednesday, rain or shine?" He finished the phrase on a note of interrogation, and as n.o.body offered any reply, he rapped on the table, and repeated, half-menacingly: "Rain or shine!"
"Yes," said Rose Euclid, leaning timidly forward and taking a cigarette from a gold case that lay on the table. All her movements indicated an earnest desire to be thoroughly business-like.
"So that, Miss Euclid," Edward Henry continued impressively, but with a wilful touch of incredulity, "you are in a position to pay your share of this money to-morrow?"
"Certainly!" said Miss Euclid. And it was as if she had said, aggrieved: "Can you doubt my honour?"