"Oh, don"t!" she said, her voice weak from suppressed laughter, and then the laughter burst forth uncontrollable.
"Yes," he said, delighted with himself and her. "I told him to go and bury himself!" "I suppose you don"t like Mr. Wrissell?"
"Well--" he temporized.
"I didn"t at first," she said. "I hated him. But I like him now, though I must say I adore teasing him. Mr. Wrissell is what I call a gentleman. You know he was Lord Woldo"s heir. And when Lord Woldo married me it was a bit of a blow for him! But he took it like a lamb.
He never turned a hair, and he was more polite than any of them.
I daresay you know Lord Woldo saw me in a musical comedy at Scarborough--he has a place near there, ye know. Mr. Wrissell had made him angry about some of his New Thought fads, and I do believe he asked me to marry him just to annoy Mr. Wrissell. He used to say to me, my husband did, that he"d married me in too much of a hurry, and that it was too bad on Mr. Wrissell. And then he laughed, and I laughed too. "After all," he used to say, my husband did, "To marry an actress is an accident that might happen to any member of the House of Lords--and it does happen to a lot of "em--but they don"t marry anything as beautiful as you, Blanche," he used to say. "And you stick up for yourself, Blanche," he used to say. "I"ll stand by you," he said. He was a straight "un, my husband was. They left me alone until he died. And then they began--I mean his folks. And when Bobbie was born it got worse. Only I must say even then Mr. Wrissell never turned a hair. Everybody seemed to make out that I ought to be very grateful to them, and I ought to think myself very lucky. Me--a peeress of the realm! They wanted me to change. But how could I change? I was Blanche Wilmot--on the road for ten years--never got a show in London--and Blanche Wilmot I shall ever be--peeress or no peeress! It was no joke being Lord Woldo"s wife, I can tell you, and it"s still less of a joke being Lord Woldo"s mother! You imagine it. It"s worse than carrying about a china vase all the time on a slippery floor! Am I any happier now than I was before I married? Well, I _am_! There"s more worry in one way, but there"s less in another. And of course I"ve got Bobbie!
But it isn"t all beer and skittles, and I let "em know it, too. I can"t do what I like! And I"m just a sort of exile, you know. I used to enjoy being on the stage and showing myself off. A hard life, but one does enjoy it. And one gets used to it. One gets to need it. Sometimes I feel I"d give anything to be able to go on the stage again--Oh--oh--!"
She sneezed; then took breath.
"Shall I put some more coal on the fire?" Edward Henry suggested.
"Perhaps I"d better ring," she hesitated.
"No, I"ll do it."
He put coal on the fire.
"And if you"d feel easier with that flannel round your head, please do put it on again."
"Well," she said, "I will. My mother used to say there was naught like red flannel for a cold."
With an actress"s skill she arranged the flannel, and from its encircling folds her face emerged bewitching--and she knew it. Her complexion had suffered in ten years of the road, but its extreme beauty could not yet be denied. And Edward Henry thought:
"All the _really_ pretty girls come from the Midlands!"
"Here I am rambling on," she said. "I always was a rare rambler. What do you want me to do?"
"Exert your influence," he replied. "Don"t you think it"s rather hard on Rose Euclid--treating her like this? Of course people say all sorts of things about Rose Euclid--"
"I won"t hear a word against Rose Euclid," cried Lady Woldo. "Whenever she was on tour, if she knew any of us were resting in the town where she was she"d send us seats. And many"s the time I"ve cried and cried at her acting. And then she"s the life and soul of the Theatrical Ladies" Guild."
"And isn"t that your husband"s signature?" he demanded, showing the precious option.
"Of course it is."
He did not show her the covering letter.
"And I"ve no doubt my husband _wanted_ a theatre built there, and he wanted to do Rose Euclid a good turn. And I"m quite positive certain sure that he didn"t want any of Mr. Wrissell"s rigmaroles on his land.
He wasn"t that sort, my husband wasn"t.... You must go to law about it," she finished.
"Yes," said Edward Henry, protestingly. "And a pretty penny it would cost me! And supposing I lost, after all?... You never know. There"s a much easier way than going to law,"
"What is it?"
"As I say--you exert your influence, Lady Woldo. Write and tell them I"ve seen you and you insist--"
"Eh! Bless you! They"d twist me round their little finger. I"m not a fool, but I"m not very clever--I know that. I shouldn"t know whether I was standing on my head or my heels by the time they"d done with me.
I"ve tried to face them out before--about things."
"Who--Mr. Wrissell, or Slossons?"
"Both? Eh, but I should like to put a spoke in Mr. Wrissell"s wheel--gentleman as he is. You see he"s just one of those men you can"t help wanting to tease. When you"re on the road you meet lots of "em."
"I tell you what you can do!"
"What?"
"Write and tell Slossons that you don"t wish them to act for you any more, and you"ll go to another firm of solicitors. That would bring "em to their senses."
"Can"t! They"re in the will. _He_ settled that. That"s why they"re so c.o.c.ky."
Edward Henry persisted--and this time with an exceedingly impressive and conspiratorial air:
"I tell you another thing you could do--you really _could_ do--and it depends on n.o.body but yourself."
"Well," she said with decision. "I"ll do it."
"Whatever it is?"
"If it"s straight."
"Of course it"s straight. And it would be a grand way of teasing Mr. Wrissell and all of "em! A simply grand way! I should die of laughing."
"Well--"
At this critical point the historic conversation was interrupted by phenomena in the hall which Lady Woldo recognized with feverish excitement. Lord Woldo had safely returned from Hyde Park. Starting up, she invited Edward Henry to wait a little. A few moments later they were bending over the infant together, and Edward Henry was offering his views on the cause and cure of rash.
VII
Early on the same afternoon Edward Henry managed by a somewhat excessive obstreperousness to penetrate once more into the private room of Mr. Slosson, senior, who received him in silence.
He pa.s.sed a doc.u.ment to Mr. Slosson.
"It"s only a copy," he said. "But the original is in my pocket, and to-morrow it will be duly stamped. I"ll give you the original in exchange for the stamped lease of my Piccadilly Circus plot of land.
You know the money is waiting."
Mr. Slosson perused the doc.u.ment; and it was certainly to his credit that he did so without any superficial symptoms of dismay.
"What will Mr. Wrissell and the Woldo family say about that, do you think?" asked Edward Henry.
"Lady Woldo will never be allowed to carry it out," said Mr. Slosson.
"Who"s going to stop her? She must carry it out. She wants to carry it out. She"s dying to carry it out. Moreover, I shall communicate it to the papers to-night--unless you and I come to an arrangement. And if by any chance she doesn"t carry it out--well, there"ll be a fine society action about it, you can bet your boots, Mr. Slosson."