Chapter 284: King Chu, a Pain in the Neck
Xia Xibei was so close that she did not notice that King Chu was trying to squeeze in between the two of them.
Not only did King Chu not manage to squeeze in, it even tripped Xia Xibei.
Xia Xibei fell, but Qiao Yanjue managed to catch her in time and they both fell onto the couch.
“Woo...”
King Chu was in a daze as it looked at the two humans on the couch, seeming totally clueless.
What are they playing? It looked really fun!
Xia Xibei was cus.h.i.+oned by Qiao Yanjue, who was lying underneath her, and his nostrils were soon filled with a sweet fragrance.
He felt something different the moment they collided.
It was such a strange sensation that his heartbeat almost stopped.
Xia Xibei looked dumbfounded as well; she hadn’t expected King Chu to be such a great pain in the neck.
This was too much mischief!
As they collapsed onto the couch, Qiao Yanjue accidentally fell on top of her right leg.
She was quick to respond, but in the midst of her haste, she attempted to hold herself up by pressing her hands against his chest.
Being so eager to get up, she didn’t notice where she had placed her hands.
Unexpectedly, however, just when she was about to get up, an enormous force shoved her right back down, and it was followed by a joyous “whoof”!
Then she fell back down again.
The next second, her face turned as red as a cherry!
Because her hand had slid downwards!
‘G.o.d d.a.m.n it!’
Xia Xibei couldn’t help but curse inside, as this was too freaking awkward!
However, that wasn’t the worst part.
“King Chu!” Xia Xibei bellowed in anger.
“Whoof!”
King Chu thought they were fooling around with it, pouncing onto them once again.
Thus, before she managed to get her hand off, it went right back to where it had been mere seconds ago!
Moreover, that place seemed to have even transformed a little!
Xia Xibei’s eyes went wide with horror. She froze right on her spot, turning red from head to toe.
That G.o.dd.a.m.ned King Chu!!!!!!
Qiao Yanjue had frozen in place too.
His eyes couldn’t help but widen theatrically the first time Xia Xibei touched it, and his whole body went numb.
Right as Xia Xibei removed her hand, he noticed that something wasn’t quite right with his body.
Shortly after, the second a.s.sault struck!
He should have felt glad that Xia Xibei didn’t exert much force when she fell, otherwise he would totally have been done for.
Right now, the position that they were in was immensely, unbelievably awkward.
They had fallen onto the couch together, with Xia Xibei on top and him underneath her, and Xia Xibei’s hand was wedged between them, right on an unspeakable place.
And King Chu, the big dog that weighed a few dozen kilograms, was sprawled on Xia Xibei’s back, enjoying the moment and barking from time to time.
That voice sounded no different from its cheerful barking while usually playing with them, and not in the least bit had it noticed what kind of disaster it had caused.
Xia Xibei wasn’t a weak person. Under usual circ.u.mstances, it wouldn’t even be a problem for her to toss two King Chu’s out of the house. The problem was that this position was so awkward, she couldn’t use much force!
She couldn’t even free her hand from the narrow s.p.a.ce between them, let alone think of using force!
Furthermore, King Chu kept moving on her back, which caused her hand to move around uncontrollably.
She could clearly sense that Qiao Yanjue’s response wasn’t quite right.
G.o.d d.a.m.n it, G.o.d d.a.m.n it... G.o.d d.a.m.n it!!!
How she wished she could swallow King Chu whole! She had even gotten the spices ready! There was no way she would let it get away with this!
Her cheeks flushed red, Xia Xibei was growling with anger on the inside.
But how could King Chu even know that Xia Xibei was mad? It was still happily sprawled on Xia Xibei’s back, seeming very reluctant to leave.
Xia Xibei was boiling with rage and embarra.s.sment, her mind totally blank. She had no idea how she could even begin to get King Chu off her back.
As for Qiao Yanjue, who was lying underneath her... He was faking death with a face as red as a tomato.
“King Chu! Get off of me!”
When Xia Xibei finally mustered up her spiritual power to kick King Chu off her back, Liu Manhong came in.
“Holy jeez! What kind of a position is that?!”