"Yes," said Baron Alderson, "that is a very plausible suggestion to start with; but having commenced your line of defence on that ground, you must continue it, and carry it to the finish; and to do this you must show that not only did this sheep in a moment of temporary insanity--as I suppose you would allege in order to screen it--commit suicide, but that it skinned itself and then buried its body, or what, was left of it after giving a portion to the prisoner to eat, in the prisoner"s garden, and covered itself up in its own grave. You must go as far as that to make a complete defence of it. I don"t say the jury may not believe you; we shall see. Gentlemen, what do you say--is the sheep or the prisoner guilty?" The sheep was instantly acquitted.
There was another display of forensic ingenuity by the same counsel in the next case, where he was once again the "friend" of the prisoner.
A man was charged with stealing a number of gold and silver coins which had been buried a few hours previously under the foundation-stone of a new public edifice.
The prisoner was one of the workmen, and had seen them deposited for the historical curiosity of future ages. Antiquity, of course, would be the essence of the value of the coins, except to the thief. The royal hand had covered them with the stone, duly tapped by the silver trowel amidst the hurrahs of the loyal populace, in which the prisoner heartily joined. But in the night he stole forth, and then stole the coins.
They were found at his cottage secreted in a very private locality, as though his conscience smote him or his fear sought to prevent discovery. His legal friend, however, driven from the mere outwork of facts, had taken refuge in the citadel of law; he was equal to the occasion. Alas! Alderson knew the way into this impregnable retreat.
Counsel suggested that it was never intended by those who placed the coins where they were found that they should remain there till the end of time; they were intended, said he, to be taken away by somebody, but by whom was not indicated by the depositors, and as no time or person was mentioned, they must belong to the first finder. It was all a mere chance as to the time of their resurrection. Further, it was certain they were not intended to be taken by their owners who had placed them there--they never expected to see them again--but by any one who happened to come upon them. Those who deposited them where they were found parted not only with the possession, but with all claims of ownership. Nor could any one representing him make any claim.
All this was excellent reasoning as far as it went, and the only thing the prosecution alleged by way of answer was that they were intended to be brought to light as antiquities.
"Very well," said the prisoner"s counsel; "then there is no felonious intent in that case--it is merely a mistake. Antiquity came too soon."
And so did the conviction.
I was instructed, with the Hon. George Denman, son of my old friend, whom I have so often mentioned, to defend three persons at the Maidstone a.s.sizes for a cruel murder. Mr. Justice Wightman was the Judge, and there was not a better Judge of evidence than he, or of law either.
The prisoners were father, mother, and son, and the deceased was a poor servant girl who had been engaged to be married to another son of the male prisoner and his wife.
The unfortunate girl had left her service at Gravesend, and gone to this family on a visit. The prisoners, there could be no doubt, were open to the gravest suspicion, but how far each was concerned with the actual murder was uncertain, and possibly could never be proved.
The night before the trial the attorney who acted for the accused persons called on me, and asked this extraordinary question,--
"Could you secure the acquittal of the father and the son if the woman will plead guilty?"
It is impossible to conceive the amount of resolution and self-sacrifice involved in this attempt to save the life of her husband and son. It was too startling a proposal to listen to. I could advise no client to plead guilty to wilful murder. It was so extraordinary a proposition, look at it from whatever point I might, that it was perfectly impossible to advise such a course. I asked him if the woman knew what she was doing, and that if she pleaded guilty certain death would follow.
"Oh yes," said he; "she is quite prepared."
"The murder," I said, "is one of the worst that can be conceived--cruel and fiendish."
He agreed, but persisted that she was perfectly willing to sacrifice her own life if her husband and son could be saved.
This woman, so full of feeling for her own family, had thought so little of that of others that she had held down the poor servant girl in bed while her son strangled her.
"If," said I, "she were to plead guilty, the great probability is that the jury would believe they were all guilty--very probably they are; and most certainly in that case they would all be hanged." I therefore strongly advised that the woman should stand her trial "with the others," which she did. In the end they all _got off_! the evidence not being sufficiently clear against any.
It was a strange mingling of evil and good in one breast--of diabolical cruelty and n.o.ble self-sacrifice.
I leave others to work out this problem of human nature.
CHAPTER XXIV.
CHARLES MATHEWS--A HARVEST FESTIVAL AT THE VILLAGE CHURCH.
The sporting world has no greater claim on my memory than the theatrical or the artistic. I recall them with a vividness that brings back all the enjoyments of long and sincere friendships. For instance, one evening I was in Charles Mathews"s dressing-room at the theatre and enjoying a little chat when he was "called."
"Come along," said he; "come along."
Why he should "call" me to come along I never knew. I had no part in the piece at that moment. But he soon gave me one. I followed, with lingering steps and slow, having no knowledge of the construction of the premises; but in a moment Mathews had disappeared, and I found myself in the middle of the stage, with a crowded house in front of me. The whole audience burst into an uproar of laughter. I suppose it was the incompatibility of my appearance at that juncture which made me "take" so well; but it brought down the house, and if the curtain had fallen at that moment, I should have been a great success, and Mathews would have been out of it. In the midst of my discomfiture, however, he came on to the stage by another entrance as "cool as a cuc.u.mber." He told me afterwards that he had turned the incident to good account by referring to me as "Every man in his humour," or, "A bailiff in distressing circ.u.mstances!"
I was visiting the country house of a respectable old solicitor, who was instructing me in a "compensation case" which was to be heard at Wakefield.
"I don"t know, Mr. Hawkins," said he on Sunday morning, "whether you would like to see our little church?"
"No, thank you," I answered; "we can have a look at it to-morrow when we have a "view of the premises.""
"I thought, perhaps," said Mr. Goodman, "you might like to attend the service."
"No," said I, "not particularly; a walk under the "broad canopy" is preferable on a beautiful morning like this to a poky little pew; and I like the singing of the birds better than the humming of a clergyman"s nose.
"Very well," he said; "we will, if you like, take a little walk."
With surprising innocence he inflicted upon me a pious fraud, leading me over fields and meadows, stiles and rustic bridges, until at last the cunning old fox brought me out along a by-path and over a plank bridge right into the village. Then turning a corner near a picturesque farmhouse, he smilingly observed, "This is our church."
"It"s a very old one, and looks much more picturesque in the distance.
Shall we have a view a little farther off?"
"St. Mary"s," said he; "1694 is the date--"
"St. Mary"s?" said I. "Fancy! And what is the date--1694?"
"It has some fine tablets, Mr. Hawkins, if you"d like to look in--"
"I don"t care for tablets," I answered; "if I go to church it is not to stare at tablets."
At last my host summed up courage to say,--
"Mr. Hawkins, this is our little harvest festival of thanksgiving, and I should not like to be absent."
"Why on earth, Mr. Goodman," I answered, "did you not say that before?
Let us go in by all means. I like a good harvest as well as any Christian on earth."
The pew was the family pew--the _whole family pew_, and nothing but the family pew; bought with the estate, with the family estate; and was in an excellent situation for the congregation to have a fine view of Mr. Goodman. Indeed, his cheery face could be seen by everybody in church.
I must say the little edifice looked very nice, and had been adorned with the most artistic taste by the young ladies of the Vicarage and the Hall. Mr. Goodman was "the Hall." There were bunches of neatly-arranged turnips and carrots, with potatoes, barley, oats, and mangel-wurzel, and almost every variety of fruit from the little village; and every girl had barley and wheat-ears in her straw hat.
It was an affecting sight, calculated to make any one adore the young ladies and long for dinner.
The sermon was an excellent one so far as I could p.r.o.nounce an opinion, but would have been considerably improved had it been three-quarters of an hour shorter. It contained, however, the usual allusions to harvest-homes, gathering into barns, and laying up treasures; which last observation reminded Mr. Goodman that he had _left his purse at home_, and had come away without any money.
I saw him fumbling in his pocket. Now, thought I, the time has come for showing my devotion to Mr. Goodman. As soon, therefore, as he had whispered to me, I handed him all I had, which consisted of a five-pound note. He gratefully took it, and although about five times as much as _he_ intended to give, when the bag was handed to him in went the five-pound note.