"A weak sister, huh?" put in Tom Driver.
"Or words to that effect," smiled O"Gorman. "Can"t you see how it is, gents? To shove our ticket through we gotta give "em one good man. If we don"t, the four legislators are a stand-off. We may elect them. We may elect our three justices, county clerk and coroner. You can"t tell what will happen to them. Folks will scratch their heads this election and they"ll vote their own way. Take my word for it. And when it comes to sheriff, folks are gonna do more than scratch their heads.
They"re gonna think--hard. That"s why we gotta give "em a good man."
"One of themselves, for instance?" said plump Sam Larder, locking his hands over his paunch.
"Sure," O"Gorman drawled. "Do that. Give "em somebody they trust and like for sheriff an" they"ll be so busy thinkin" about electin" him that the rest of the ticket will slide in like a greased pig through a busted fence."
"To tell the truth. I"d more than half-promised the job to Jack Murray," remarked Rafe Tuckleton, incidentally wondering why Jack had not yet turned up at the meeting. "He should have been here an hour ago."
"You half-promised it to Jack Murray, huh?" exclaimed the lank citizen Shindle. "Lemme tell you that I was a damsight more than half-counting on that job myself."
"Neither of your totals is the right answer, Skinny," explained O"Gorman pleasantly. "Nominatin" either you or Jack would gorm up the whole ticket."
"Aw, the party is strong enough to elect anybody!" protested Felix Craft.
"Not this year," contradicted O"Gorman. "You ain"t been round like I have, Felix. I tell you I know. Gents, if we go ahead and nominate either Skinny Shindle or Jack Murray, we"ll all have to go to work."
"Who you got in mind?" queried Rafe Tuckleton.
"Bill Wingo."
Dead silence for a s.p.a.ce. Then Rafe Tuckleton looked at Sam Larder and whistled lowly. Sam"s eyes switched to Tip.
"I don"t see the connection," said Sam Larder.
"Me either," concurred Rafe.
"I should say not," Shindle declared loudly.
"I"ll tell you," said Tip O"Gorman, beaming impartially upon the a.s.semblage. "Take Skinny Shindle. He----"
"Aw right, take me!" burst out the gentleman in question. "What about me! What----"
"Easy, easy," cautioned Tip O"Gorman, his smile a trifle fixed. "I ain"t deaf in either ear, and besides ain"t we all li"l friends together?"
"But you said----" Skinny tried again.
"I ain"t said it yet," interrupted Tip, "but I"m going to--gimme a chance. It won"t hurt. It"s only the truth. Take Skinny and look at him. He buys scrip at three times the discount anybody else does, and there was a lot of talk about that beef contract the agent gave him."
"What of it? Folks don"t have to bring scrip to me if they don"t wanna, and suppose there was chatter about the contract. It"s the government"s funeral."
"It came near being the agent"s," slipped in Sam Larder, with a reminiscent grin. "Some of them feather dusters like to chased him off the reservation when they saw the kind of cattle he gave "em. I saw "em. They were thinner than Skinny. No exaggeration. Absolutely."
"Well, that"s all right, too," said Skinny. "A feller"s got to make money somehow. Who ever heard of giving a Injun the best of it? Not in Crocker County, anyway."
"That"s all right again, too," declared Tip. "But that last deal with the agent was a li"l too raw. Taking that with your prices for scrip, Skinny, has made a heap of talk. You ain"t a popular idol, Skinny, not by any means."
"d.a.m.n my popularity!" snarled the excellent Skinny. "I wanna be sheriff."
"Like the baby wants the soap," said Tip. "Well, you"ll never be happy then, because you"ll never get it."
"Lookit here, Tip----"
"You lookit here, Skinny," swiftly interjected Rafe Tuckleton. "Is this campaign your own private affair, or is it the party"s?"
"The party"s, I guess," Skinny reluctantly admitted. "But I want my share of it."
"You can have your share without being sheriff," Rafe told him.
"You"ll be taken care of, don"t fret. This here"s a case of united we stand, divided we tumble. Suppose any li"l thing upsets our plans, and our ticket don"t go through? What then? What happens? For one thing you won"t get the contract for furnishing the lumber for the new jail and town hall that"s gonna be built next year. And for another, that land deal you and I put through last month will be investigated. How"d we like that, huh?"
"Rafe"s right," said Tom Driver. "This is no time for taking any chances. It ain"t a presidential year, and you can gamble there ain"t gonna be a thing to take folks" eyes off the county politics. We"ve all gotta give up something for the sake of the party."
"I don"t notice you givin" up anything," snapped the disgruntled Skinny. "I seem to be the only one that loses."
"And Jack Murray," supplemented Rafe Tuckleton. "h.e.l.l"s bells, Skinny, why didn"t you say something sooner? To-night"s the first I ever heard you even wanted an office. That"s why I told Jack he could have it.
He"s a good man, but if I"d known----"
"What difference does that make?" interrupted Skinny, bitterly. "You couldn"t give me the nomination anyway."
"You could have had another office--say county clerk."
"Wouldn"t take it on a bet--not enough opportunity. Aw h.e.l.l, it"s a dead horse! Let it go, Rafe. Tip, you"ve had a lot to say about me, now let"s hear what you got against Jack Murray."
"Yep," said Rafe Tuckleton, "let"s have it. I"ll have to give Jack some reason for going back on him, and I don"t see exactly----" He did not complete the sentence.
"Speaking personal," observed Tip, again on the broad grin, "I ain"t got a thing against Jack. Him and me get along fine. But when Jack was first deputy two years ago he managed to kill four men one time and another."
"That was in the line of duty," said Rafe. "They all resisted arrest."
Tip O"Gorman nodded. "I ain"t denying it. And we"ve got Jack"s word for it besides; but the four men all had friends, and when, as you know, each and every one of "em turned out to be more or less innocent, why the friends got to talking round and saying Jack was too previous.
Ain"t you heard anything a-tall?"
"I"ve heard it said he was a _leetle_ quicker than he maybe needed to be," conceded Rafe. "But folks always talk more or less about a killing. It didn"t strike me there was enough in it to actually keep Jack from being elected."
"There is. They"re only talking now, but nominate Jack and they"ll begin to yell."
"You must have been mighty busy these last few weeks, Tip," sneered Skinny.
"I have," declared Tip. "Seems like I"ve talked with every voter in the county. I"ve gone over the whole field with a finetooth comb, and I tell you, gents, the bone for our dog is Bill Wingo. Most everybody likes Bill. He"s a damsight more popular than the opposition candidate. Bill will get a lot of the other feller"s votes, but if we put up anybody else the other feller will get a lot of ours--and so will the rest of his ticket."
Tip O"Gorman sat back in his chair and eyed his friends. It was obvious that the friends were of two minds. Rafe Tuckleton, his fingers drumming on the table, stared soberly at the floor.
"Are you sure, Tip," inquired Larder suddenly, "that Bill Wingo is the breed of horse that will _always_ drink when you lead him to water?"
Tip O"Gorman nodded his guarantee of Mr. Wingo"s pliability of character. "Bill is too easy-going and good-natured to do anything else."
"I"d always had an idea he was a good deal of a man," said Sam Larder.