Meanwhile the two originators of so much Lichfieldian diversion were not unhappy.
But indeed it were irreverent even to try to express the happiness of their earlier married life ...
They were an ill-matched couple in so many ways that no long-headed person could conceivably have antic.i.p.ated--in the outcome--more than decorous tolerance of each other. For apart from the disparity in age and tastes and rearing, there was always the fact to be weighed that in marrying the only child of a wealthy man Rudolph Musgrave was making what Lichfield called "an eminently sensible match"--than which, as Lichfield knew, there is no more infallible recipe for discord.
In this case the axiom seemed, after the manner of all general rules, to bulwark itself with an exception. Colonel Musgrave continued to emanate an air of contentment which fell perilously short of fatuity; and that Patricia was honestly fond of him was evident to the most impecunious of Lichfield"s bachelors.
True, curtains had been lifted, a little by a little. Patricia could hardly have told you at what exact moment it was that she discovered Miss Agatha--who continued of course to live with them--was a dipsomaniac. Very certainly Rudolph Musgrave was not Patricia"s informant; it is doubtful if the colonel ever conceded his sister"s infirmity in his most private meditations; so that Patricia found the cause of Miss Agatha"s "attacks" to be an open secret of which everyone in the house seemed aware and of which by tacit agreement n.o.body ever spoke. It bewildered Patricia, at first, to find that as concerned Lichfield at large any over-indulgence in alcohol by a member of the Musgrave family was satisfactorily accounted for by the matter-of-course statement that the Musgraves usually "drank,"--just as the Allardyces notoriously perpetuated the taint of insanity, and the Townsends were proverbially unable "to let women alone," and the Vartreys were deplorably p.r.o.ne to dabble in literature. These things had been for a long while just as they were to-day; and therefore (Lichfield estimated) they must be reasonable.
Then, too, Patricia would have preferred to have been rid of the old mulatto woman Virginia, because it was through Virginia that Miss Agatha furtively procured intoxicants. But Rudolph Musgrave would not consider Virginia"s leaving. "Virginia"s faithfulness has been proven by too many years of faithful service" was the formula with which he dismissed the suggestion ... Afterward Patricia learned from Miss Agatha of the wrong that had been done Virginia by Olaf"s uncle, Senator Edward Musgrave, the noted ante-bellum orator, and understood that Olaf--without, of course, conceding it to himself, because that was Olaf"s way--was trying to make reparation. Patricia respected the sentiment, and continued to fret under its manifestation.
Miss Agatha also told Patricia of how the son of Virginia and Senator Musgrave had come to a disastrous end--"lynched in Texas, I believe, only it may not have been Texas. And indeed when I come to think of it, I don"t believe it was, because I know we first heard of it on a Monday, and Virginia couldn"t do the washing that week and I had to send it out.
And for the usual crime, of course. It simply shows you how much better off the darkies were before the War," Miss Agatha said.
Patricia refrained from comment, not being willing to consider the deduction strained. For love is a contagious infection; and loving Rudolph Musgrave so much, Patricia must perforce love any person whom he loved as conscientiously as she would have strangled any person with whom he had flirted.
And yet, to Patricia, it was beginning to seem that Patricia Musgrave was not living, altogether, in that Lichfield which John Charteris has made immortal--"that nursery of Free Principles" (according to the _Lichfield Courier-Herald_) "wherein so many statesmen, lieutenants-general and orators were trained to further the faith of their fathers, to thrill the listening senates, draft const.i.tutions, and bruise the paws of the British lion."
IV
It may be remembered that Lichfield had asked long ago, "But who, pray, are the Stapyltons?" It was characteristic of Colonel Musgrave that he went about answering the question without delay. The Stapletons--for "Stapylton" was a happy innovation of Roger Stapylton"s dead wife--the colonel knew to have been farmers in Brummell County, and Brummell Courthouse is within an hour"s ride, by rail, of Lichfield.
So he set about his labor of love.
And in it he excelled himself. The records of Brummell date back to 1750 and are voluminous; but Rudolph Musgrave did not overlook an item in any Will Book, or in any Orders of the Court, that pertained, however remotely, to the Stapletons. Then he renewed his labors at the courthouse of the older county from which Brummell was formed in 1750, and through many fragmentary, evil-odored and unindexed volumes indefatigably pursued the family"s fortune back to the immigration of its American progenitor in 1619,--and, by the happiest fatality, upon the same _Bona Nova_ which enabled the first American Musgrave to grace the Colony of Virginia with his presence. It could no longer be said that the wife of a Musgrave of Matocton lacked an authentic and tolerably ancient pedigree.
The colonel made a book of his Stapyltonian researches which he vaingloriously proclaimed to be the stupidest reading within the ample field of uninteresting printed English. Patricia was allowed to see no word of it until the first ten copies had come from the printer"s, very splendid in green "art-vellum" and stamped with the Stapylton coat-of-arms in gold.
She read the book. "It is perfectly superb," was her verdict. "It is as dear as remembered kisses after death and as sweet as a plaintiff in a breach-of-promise suit. Only I would have preferred it served with a few kings and dukes for parsley. The Stapletons don"t seem to have been anything but perfectly respectable mediocrities."
The colonel smiled. At the bottom of his heart he shared Patricia"s regret that the Stapylton pedigree was unadorned by a potentate, because n.o.body can stay unimpressed by a popular superst.i.tion, however cra.s.s the thing may be. But for all this, an appraisal of himself and his own achievements profusely showed high lineage is not invariably a guarantee of excellence; and so he smiled and said:
"There are two ends to every stick. It was the Stapletons and others of their sort, rather than any soft-handed Musgraves, who converted a wilderness, a little by a little, into the America of to-day. The task was tediously achieved, and without ostentation; and always the ship had its resplendent figure-head, as always it had its hidden, nay! grimy, engines, which propelled the ship. And, however direfully America may differ from Utopia, to have a.s.sisted in the making of America is no mean distinction. We Musgraves and our peers, I sometimes think, may possibly have been just gaudy autumn leaves which happened to lie in the path of a high wind. And to cut a gallant figure in such circ.u.mstances does not necessarily prove the performer to be a _rara avis_, even though he rides the whirlwind quite as splendidly as any bird existent."
Patricia fluttered, and as lightly and irresponsibly as a wren might have done, perched on his knee.
"No! there is really something in heredity, after all. Now, you are a Musgrave in every vein of you. It always seems like a sort of flippancy for you to appear in public without a stock and a tarnished gilt frame with most of the gilt knocked off and a catalogue-number tucked in the corner." Patricia spoke without any regard for punctuation. "And I am so unlike you. I am only a Stapylton. I do hope you don"t mind my being merely a Stapylton, Olaf, because if only I wasn"t too modest to even think of alluding to the circ.u.mstance, I would try to tell you about the tiniest fraction of how much a certain ravishingly beautiful half-strainer loves you, Olaf, and the consequences would be deplorable."
"My dear----" he began.
"Ouch!" said Patricia; "you are tickling me. You don"t shave half as often as you used to, do you? No, nowadays you think you have me safe and don"t have to bother about being attractive. If I had a music-box I could put your face into it and play all sorts of tunes, only I prefer to look at it. You are a slattern and a jay-bird and a joy forever. And besides, the first Stapleton seems to have blundered somehow into the House of Burgesses, so that ent.i.tles me to be a Colonial Dame on my father"s side, too, doesn"t it, Olaf?"
The colonel laughed. "Madam Vanity!" said he, "I repeat that to be descended of a line of czars or from a house of emperors is, at the worst, an empty braggartism, or, at best--upon the plea of heredity--a handy palliation for iniquity; and to be descended of st.u.r.dy and honest and clean-blooded folk is beyond doubt preferable, since upon quite similar grounds it ent.i.tles one to hope that even now, "when their generation is gone, when their play is over, when their panorama is withdrawn in tatters from the stage of the world," there may yet survive of them "some few actions worth remembering, and a few children who have retained some happy stamp from the disposition of their parents.""
Patricia--with eyes widened in admiration at his rhetoric,--had turned an enticing shade of pink.
"I am glad of that," she said.
She snuggled so close he could not see her face now. She was to all appearances attempting to twist the top-b.u.t.ton from his coat.
"I am very glad that it ent.i.tles one to hope--about the children--Because--"
The colonel lifted her a little from him. He did not say anything. But he was regarding her half in wonder and one-half in worship.
She, too, was silent. Presently she nodded.
He kissed her as one does a very holy relic.
It was a moment to look back upon always. There was no period in Rudolph Musgrave"s life when he could not look back upon this instant and exult because it had been his.
Only, Patricia found out afterward, with an inexplicable disappointment, that her husband had not been talking extempore, but was freely quoting his "Compiler"s Foreword" just as it figured in the printed book.
One judges this posturing, so inevitable of detection, to have been as significant of much in Rudolph Musgrave as was the fact of its belated discovery characteristic of Patricia.
Yet she had read this book about her family from purely normal motives: first, to make certain how old her various cousins were; secondly, to gloat over any traces of distinction such as her ancestry afforded; thirdly, to note with what exaggerated importance the text seemed to accredit those relatives she did not esteem, and mentally to annotate each page with unprintable events "which _everybody_ knew about"; and fourthly, to reflect, as with a gush of steadily augmenting love, how dear and how unpractical it was of Olaf to have concocted these date-bristling pages--so staunch and blind in his misguided grat.i.tude toward those otherwise uninteresting people who had rendered possible the existence of a Patricia.
V
Matters went badly with Patricia in the ensuing months. Her mother"s blood told here, as Colonel Musgrave saw with disquietude. He knew the women of his race had by ordinary been unfit for childbearing; indeed, the daughters of this famous house had long, in a grim routine, perished, just as Patricia"s mother had done, in their first maternal essay. There were many hideous histories the colonel could have told you of, unmeet to be set down, and he was familiar with this talk of pelvic anomalies which were congenital. But he had never thought of Patricia, till this, as being his kinswoman, and in part a Musgrave.
And even now the Stapylton blood that was in her pulled Patricia through long weeks of anguish. Surgeons dealt with her very horribly in a famed Northern hospital, whither she had been removed. By her obdurate request--and secretly, to his own preference, since it was never in his power to meet discomfort willingly--Colonel Musgrave had remained in Lichfield. Patricia knew that officious people would tell him her life could be saved only by the destruction of an unborn boy.
She never questioned her child would be a boy. She knew that Olaf wanted a boy.
"Oh, even more than he does me, daddy. And so he mustn"t know, you see, until it is all over. Because Olaf is such an ill-informed person that he really believes he prefers me."
"Pat," her father inconsequently said, "I"m proud of you! And--and, by G.o.d, if I _want_ to cry, I guess I am old enough to know my own mind!
And I"ll help you in this if you"ll only promise not to die in spite of what these d.a.m.n" doctors say, because you"re _mine_, Pat, and so you realize a bargain is a bargain."
"Yes--I am really yours, daddy. It is just my crazy body that is a Musgrave," Patricia explained. "The real me is an unfortunate Stapylton who has somehow got locked up in the wrong house. It is not a desirable residence, you know, daddy. No modern improvements, for instance. But I have to live in it!... Still, I have not the least intention of dying, and I solemnly promise that I won"t."
So these two hoodwinked Rudolph Musgrave, and brought it about by subterfuge that his child was born. At most he vaguely understood that Patricia was having rather a hard time of it, and steadfastly drugged this knowledge by the performance of trivialities. He was eating a cuc.u.mber sandwich at the moment young Roger Musgrave came into the world, and by that action very nearly accomplished Patricia"s death.
VI